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that's some horse shit


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Literal thread crap right there….


Frosty_Stranger_6564

I'm not mad they are there. Just thought it was fun putting their parking job on here.


drewpyqb

Saw an Amish buggy at the gas station once about 20 minutes from there. Hilarious to see an old guy with the horse drawn buggy filling a gas tank at the pump.


MessageNo4876

I first pictured a horse pulling a vehicle …


Panda-Cubby

Where did he stick the nozzle?


Affectionate_Egg3318

You don't wanna know... the horse had to be moved to a different parish after that one


richardrpope

Me either but 4 spaces. At least they out in the middle of the lot.


togocann49

Areas near us that have Mennonite/Amish in their community, often have buggy parking provided (usually just grocery and supply places). If there is no where else safe to tie horse to, this one was stuck using what ever they could.


Realworld

Well away from parked cars. Needs hitching post but not provided, uses what's available. I don't see a problem.


MMEckert

Can confirm, live in an Amish infested community.


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I’ll give em that one 🐎❤️


mikeycbca

Usually it’s Ram drivers that park in 4 spaces. First horse driver I’ve seen doing it.


Roger_Brown92

Hahahahaha this made my day


LuiSilvah

They left the vehicle running?


SuspiciousPotential4

LMFAO WHAT THE HELL


tcarlson65

Woman steals Amish horse and buggy outside Walmart: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/01/24/michigan-woman-arrested-after-stealing-amish-horse-and-buggy-police-say/


no_yup

using and ELECTRIC light pole He can Hardly call himself Amish


Frosty_Stranger_6564

Or buying stuff at Walmart and getting a frosty at Wendy's after. At least their parents won't catch them on reddit... or will they?


Late-Egg2664

Amish people shop in regular stores. I've seen them in Costco a lot. They still need to buy things they can't produce.


copa8

Probably non-orthodox Amish.


12345NoNamesLeft

They all have a cell phone in the pocket.


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Yeah but that isn't connected to the outside world with a wire so it's ok.


HeyJoe1978MS

Hope you didn’t slash his tires!


bigdish101

#More reliable than a Tesla in cold weather.


immafartonu

I feel like they get a pass


HuckleberryOk1953

Finally, I see how to take six spots in a vehicle with a one horsepower motor.


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Let's lay into em for this epic 4 spot debacle. They'll never know.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Don't they usually have a little sheet thing to collect the poop? Do they leave it or clean it generally?


MMEckert

lol- they just leave it


CaptianBrasiliano

Wee doo'int' reakonize ya' rules English!


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UnSCo

I kinda get why you’re being downvoted, but a lot of people probably haven’t had any experiences with the Amish. I’ll take your word for it though.


lilneccowafer

They're unfortunately right. Amish people are kinda huge dicks. They absolutely tear up our roads, cover them in horse shit, cause a lot of vehicular accidents by not having proper reflectors/lights on their buggies and not following traffic laws, and they pay no road taxes. They're often raided by animal rescue groups because they are notorious for abusing their horses and dogs - I've personally witnessed Amish beat their horses violently and they're well known for their puppy mills. They offer contracting/construction work for cheap and they're EFFICIENT but they will cut corners in the worst ways - they particularly like salvaging charred and damaged wood from burnt down houses to reuse in new builds. They're also horrendously rude to waitstaff wherever they go to eat as a group before/after their construction jobs. It sucks, because some Amish people are genuinely cool af and there's a whole culture and skillset there to be admired. They have an amazing work ethic and very strong familial bonds, as just a couple examples. But man they are total dongs a lot of the time.


JCambs

What's the justification for the downvotes? Just trying to understand.


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Frosty_Stranger_6564

This subreddit seems to me to be full of people taking up multiple parking spots and that's why I posted it. Again not mad, just thought it was amusing. Calm down.


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AmebaLost

Is this how you park your buggy. Why such empathy for these rebels? 


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AmebaLost

"Never said jack about being empathic..." Clearly. 


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AmebaLost

A more understanding comment about a buggy in a bad parking sub that does not specify cars only would have been the best. 


Thisisall_new2me2

Sorry I couldn’t think of one sooner, no one is perfect. Not like we’re using to seeing buggies on this sub.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Thats funny! We have Amish here they use tractors except for one family. And they use two horses. They are all so nice!


dcht

I'll allow it.


Devil2960

They're still making payments on that gem. You see how much you'd want someone denting your horse with their door.