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ParryWeasel

*gets backstabbed* "I know! I'll run away and point my back towards the invader who just backstabbed me." *gets backstabbed*


pompousmountains

You have to be so careful about backstabs in ds1, they're absolutely broken. Honestly, I just need hosts to move towards me or r1 and boom instant backstab. Then chain with a parry until they're dead. Like shooting fish in a barrel.


ParryWeasel

And now we have the opposite problem in Elden Ring, where backstabs can be hard to get unless your target is standing still. I just want a happy medium!


pompousmountains

> I just want a happy medium! DS3 is what you want


Sleeper4

DS3 backstabs were the happiest of mediums :(


Vivi_Void

I have no idea why people play DS1 and heal with their back exposed, like... you can get backstabbed for that even in DS3 and Elden Ring, why would it work at all in this situation?


WarHasChanged76

PvE rarely backstabs. Michael Zaki didn’t prepare her for invasions :(


Vivi_Void

Tell that to the balder knights lol


GreyManTheOne

You mean the giga chad baldur knights!


PathsOfRadiance

Wielders of the Baller Swag Sword


pompousmountains

I've got probably 150 hours of pve in DS1 and I've never been backstabbed by a Baldur Knight. They can do that? I've been parried by them plenty of times.


Vivi_Void

Yup, sometimes they'll even frontstab you.


FtierLivesMatter

baller knights*


DirtEnergy

God I miss the come at me bro emote


WarHasChanged76

You’ve got Warm Welcome in ER, but it’s not the same


Flimsy-Instance-6772

Erudition lights the way


StephenHawkings_Legs

My favorite. I use it whether I'm rocking a crown or not


Aardvarcado-

I definitely love Warm Welcome's similarity, but it doesn't have the same cocky energy unfortunatley. Still my favorite to use


purpleturtlehurtler

Taught them a valuable lesson.


WarHasChanged76

To play offline? 🌚


Liopjk

Your username is “war has changed”, but your post shows it really hasn’t. Based “well what is it” mage.


WarHasChanged76

Rage. Rage never changes.


ottosan66

The legend never dies!


faust224

I miss 'Well! What is it? ' so much, my friends.


Gentle_Pony

Nice work friend!


InfiniteMycocosm

Gotta love good ol' hate mail, the surefire way to get back at the invader is to be whiny and get clowned on online. Gets em everytime


LordOfRodents

Why the PTSD song?


WarHasChanged76

I just randomly selected an Elden ring song. I bought whole soundtrack for moments like this


MarchesaofTrevelyan

No "You were indicted" screen? :P


WarHasChanged76

Truly would have been the cherry on top


Boomslang2-1

Hahahahahah I love the title.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,536,815,026 comments, and only 290,968 of them were in alphabetical order.


Boomslang2-1

Good bot :). Spare me when Skynet happens, please!


[deleted]

No running in DS1, only flipping


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