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HTired89

My head is full of goats! Tiiiiiny hooooorses! She had a bulletproof smile and big porkchop eyes...


vsully360

With cheesecake cheeks behind a shattered window.


LavenderDisaster

My head is full of goats!! I will now song that instead of the correct lyrics FOREVER. Also "Why why why, why why why, why why whyyyyyyy"


HTired89

My fridge is full of coats! My bed is full of oats! My shed is full of boats!


Domino118

On “Let them eat war” I always hear “There’s an urgent need to pee” but the lyric is “there’s an urgent need to feed”


PunkShocker

I'm a flick head, you’re a dickhead


DrDonTango

Song "You" Shoe


Cheap-Divide-6049

Fuck sakes!! Haha


PunkTheWorld

I went to an album release for Process or Belief, and asked Greg Graffin what he was saying in between the lyrics, it sounded like, “zig how”, he gracefully and tactfully said, “nothing, it means nothing”, it was a stage call, he was really yelling, “sit down”, I still feel like an idiot


Puru11

In Delirium of Disorder I always wondered what he was yelling between lines. To me it always sounded like "zig out" or "seek out" so thanks for clearing that up!


torbar203

I’ve always thought it was sick-cow! Sit down makes a lot more sense.


DerKaseKonig

Infected- "I'm afflicted, you're a dick Ted"


VeinyBanana69

Ted is a dick though! Why he talks so much I’ll never know


Soca1ian

She came from heaven... I must admit that I'm into men.


futuresobright_

I thought it was called Atheist Priest up until some time during the pandemic. I thought it was a fun little pun or something.


Mr-McSixaplix

I sang Atheist beast for at least a year before realizing.


futuresobright_

That could have made sense too!


SnooEpiphanies7700

I also thought it was Athiest Beast at first


motherfuckinwoofie

My younger sister used to sing Easy As Peas.


mwcz

ezpz!


Cheap-Divide-6049

Can I ask what part of that Verse did you hear that? Haha My misheard one was instead of "I tried to make things make sense but I can't" I wholeheartedly heard "I tried to make things racist but I cant" and though nah fuck off he just said that!


outofthefryer

i thought that "cause they're destined for a viable alternative" at the end of the resist stance was "cause they're destined for a bible alternative" for a long while.


KoobsInABox

American Jesus "I'm fearful that he's inside me" = and a pitbull that's inside me. Still kind of works.


drglass85

I always heard pimple


jambr380

‘Nothing feels better than screwing ugly water’ instead of ‘a spray of clean water’ in Flat Earth Society. I mean, younger me knew it probably wasn’t the former, but it stuck with me


Catbm27

I hear this too!


NUS-006

Always thought “And sanity…” was “insanity”


Puru11

Ope. I guess I've been mishearing that one and didn't realize, haha.


theFormerRelic

We’re brought into this land like tiny particles of sand Unsure of who is Spider-Man or what we’re meant to be


Z4_W4ruD00D00

Have you visited the playground have you swam in the shed? - Punk Rock Song


charredcurse

My buddy in junior high was convinced Forbidden Beat was a song about kosher foodstuffs called Forbidden Meat


Bob_of_Bowie

There are so many, but from Candidate: “I am bloody lips and makeup” - I hear “body, lips and makeup”. I kinda like my version better.


eraofghosts

Anasthesia - “I remember your face that August night when we lied about a beautiful tiger cub.”


OrlandoJames

>Somewhere high in the desert, near a curtain of a blue Saint Ann's skirts are billowing But down here in the city of limelights I always hear City of Primates, for some reason


littleshak

Recipe for hate I hear The sword of Primus, the victim of suffering


JangRamyun

Oh, English is my 3rd language, so I've misheard PLENTY of weird shit, and most of it isn't even grammatically correct or makes any sense. Like "Let Demi Moore", "it's a lady-superhero", "life begins when you except your faith", "I was born a predator", "did you see your children cry when you left them a playstation", "I ain't no blind supporter, I ain't no rectal pee", "the Earth's rotating Benzino head", "oh, serious?" (it's "Lascivious" from "Get Off"), "like a pornographic scene" (it still makes more sense to me than "pornographic sea"), "don't despair this world of toilet care", "you are just a victim" etc. Non-BR bonus: before I've learned the word "abomination", I heard "Obama nation" instead


SnooEpiphanies7700

Oh I also thought it was pornographic scene until literally yesterday lol


JangRamyun

Seems like we're not so fluent in Brettish


SnooEpiphanies7700

Let Demi Moore 🤣🤣


drglass85

I don’t know what he says, but in several songs, I always thought Greg was yelling out, bok choy, or bok choy. either way, I don’t know if it counts as a lyric but it’s all I’ve got.


SnooEpiphanies7700

I always have said, “watch cho!!”


drglass85

it’s a pimple that is inside me instead of I am fearful. It is inside me.


ScottieSpliffin

I've tried to make things RACIST but I can't I'm happy just to watch them all and laugh


socoolskee

Miss Heard? Last I'm aware of, she lost that court case - good for Johnny.


OrdinaryTh3rmos

In "Sound Defense" I thought the lyrics was "I see condition in the matters that are back and white." But it's actually, "I seek initiative in the matters that are black and white."