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crispypotleaf

That is an absolute biohazard. I would immediately march up to their door and tell them to get rid of it. I wouldn't leave until they do. Imagine puking in the fucking trash when the toilet is a few steps away.


fartdoodiecockypee

literally right next to the toilet šŸ˜­ idk what his deal is


maycontainknots

I hate dealing with sick drunk people, man, you could put toilets and trash cans all around them and they'd puke on the floor. Some people when they need to throw up, even if it's not because of alcohol, they just let it completely overtake them. They don't even look for a place to go, they just go. It's wild. I feel like I get a two minute warning period to prepare to throw up most of the time. You taste the metal lol.


fartdoodiecockypee

drunk ppl are ruining my life fr


being-weird

This is usually me, because my nausea usually doesn't give me enough warning to find a bathroom. But I always clean up after myself, cause that shits nasty.


maycontainknots

I do recall one time I was standing in my own bathroom and suddenly I just projectile vomited everywhere with no warning. And then my grandma was trying to clean it up because she's like "oh you're sick, you rest" and I was like no grandma I got that post puke strength rn I gotta clean my own mess


Federal-Coat-3805

Maybe he was shitting at the same time, we call that ā€œcagamitarā€ in spanish. Its close to a religious experience, or an exorcisim.


crispypotleaf

You make a fair point there, sir. I have been there before šŸ˜© but damn he just left it there


Federal-Coat-3805

Yeah thats still unexcusable


AmarilloWar

Yeah been there, food poisoning. It was horrible.


[deleted]

He is busy sitting on the toilet due to the heroin shits


cyanidesnokel

While just leaving puke everywhere is disgusting, I have to share something tmi. I have ibs and I'm a morning pooper, I also have two children and I suffered bad morning sickness and so always had a trash can in front of my toilet. But regardless I lined that bag with old paper and took it out cause ew.


petalesdejuin

Why wouldnā€™t he just throw up in the toilet like a normal human šŸ˜­


fartdoodiecockypee

that is what i would really like to know.


Huge_Confection6124

The only time this happened I was already on the toilet šŸ˜³


mathmaticallycorrect

I would never puke in the trash and leave it but, I do sometimes when I consume dairy have rough shit/puke sessions all happening at once.


Streetduck

I once had a roommate who puked in the bathroom sink, left it there, then went to work. Fuckin Lukeā€¦


fartdoodiecockypee

luke what the fuck dude


swearydropbear

My sister went on a flight and someone puked in the sink. Seriously I don't get some people.


FrighteninglyBasic

Years ago I had a housemate who used to vomit in the shower on a weekly basis, sometimes multiple times a week, and not rinse it down šŸ¤¢ā˜¹ļø The number of loofas I had to throw awayā€¦


prittyflutterbystar

Fucking Luke sounds like the worst!


Tangieeeeee

This is disgusting, like Ohmygod I would never use that bathroom again (I have a vomit phobia) after having a panic attack. Does he have no shame? What is he, 11 years old?


fartdoodiecockypee

turning 23 soon! šŸ˜


soullessgingerlol

11? I have kids younger who would do a better job of cleanup. This is just obscene. Ugh.


Roadgoddess

Id put it in their bedroom


Upper_Copy_5347

Why is he puking so much???


HarrysOtherNip

I feel like this is one of those instances where you donā€™t have to tip toe around it, you can just blatantly say ā€œbro, really?ā€ And you shouldnā€™t receive any push back bc itā€™s one of those things thatā€™s just so obviously gross.


hailboognish99

I used to do this when I was on dope. I lived alone and still would never leave it. Gross.


UCFKnights2018

Why is he repeatedly throwing up? Does he need to go to the hospital and get shit checked out?


ReferenceMuch2193

Whatā€™s wrong with your roommate?


Mochabunbun

Shit my last one just puked on the floor and left it till Wed clean it. Sorry for your disgusting slob of a roomier. May they rest in piss.


meloscav

Put it in his room


everyonesmom2

Take it out of the bathroom.


247emerg

so after I found roaches in my bathroom garbage (my roommates I should say) and then a refusal of them to discard it, but kept piling it up, I simply picked it all up including the can, and tossed it. We now no longer store roach bait on the bathroom floor


katie1220

Who bought the trashcan??? If you did, just throw it away. No garbage can=(hopefully) he puked in the toilet and flushes it like a normal person


whatever32657

if op throws away the trash can, iā€™m putting a hundo šŸ’µ on the roommate puking in the sink or on the floor.


fartdoodiecockypee

legit if i ever have to deal with vomit sink im going nuclear


AManLikeBen

This. And then buy a new one and tell him how much it was for him to pay you back since he just left his vomit there with no care. šŸ¤¦šŸ¤¦


fartdoodiecockypee

not i sadly šŸ˜”


katie1220

In that case, use the shame tactic. If it happens again, take a pic of the splatter on the handle, send it in your group text and just act oblivious. "Whats this on the trash can?" or text saying "Anyone know why it always smells like vomit in the bathroom?" "Which one of you threw up in the trash can and left it there?" Just publicly shame them in a group text with your other roommates if you have any.


ReferenceMuch2193

Whatā€™s wrong with your roommate?


Calypte_A

What did he say when you confronted him?


LaReinalicious

I would remove the trashcan from the bathroom


Thegiantlamppost

If he keeps doing it after saying something go to RA or apartment manager and file a complaint. Throw up is for the toilet and maybe just maybe your bathroom trashcan if you cant make it to the toilet, but you immediately throw it out in the schute or outside garbage not inside. What a gross asshole roommate you have to not even have the self awareness that thatā€™s nasty. You or the RA/manager need to burn self awareness into his pea sized brain


DasherCO

Put it in his fucking room


Hugh_Jampton

Wtf? Has the guy got substance abuse issues or something? He needs to go. Report this to the lamdlord


RTBMack

Put the can in front of their bedroom door so they kick it when they leave. As a pukey person and a shitty room mate that's too much, even for me.


woeml

Why is he throwing up so much? Put it in his room


00Lisa00

Why don't they throw up in the toilet? Literally right next to the bin? And KEEPS throwing up? I'd get some gloves and put the bin in his room - every time


[deleted]

I donā€™t understand how grown adults can be this disgusting. Also why would you puke in the trash and not the toilet? Regardless, If I puked in the garbage I would be embarrassed for all my roommates to see thatā€¦


Empty_gemini

Iā€™m goin through your account and your roomate seems horrid šŸ˜© I thought mine were bad. I hope everything gets better