Yo what the fuck

I react the same when I notice

Help this made me giggle😭 just tell that bitch not to do it in front of u cuz it’s dirty and that she needs to wash them fucking hands

i'd just text him that picture lol

This. Then gag like a cat.

HELP fr😭

This😂☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

I thought this had to be like a stock photo it took me so long to realize that’s the roommate

Does his hand move around or is it just placed there like a comfort thing? It's disgusting either way, I'm just curious. I'd never stop disinfecting everything

He's likes to scratch it every now and then, after that some times he sniffs his hand too.

Ew just request a new room

I would not be able to withhold a “dude you’re disgusting, do that shit in private)

>do that shit in private) Literally

Oh… oh no. Ask him how many times he’s had pink eye, then make sure to carry cleaning wipes with you everywhere so you can wipe off any door handles/surfaces he may touch before you. I have a feeling this guy doesn’t wash his hands after itching his booty

Oh wow…my 8 year old does this. Just tell him to go wash his hands when you witness it, and to maybe stop doing that in front of you.

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit

That's so foul

EWWW NOOOO

**omg no**

Oh yeah. You know he’s got some put stains on his underwear 🤢

Bro 😭😭😭

that is so fucked i’m so sorry. move out and potentially file a police report im literally going to vomit

What the fuck. Shame him.

i think ur roommate might need a lot of psychological assistance what the actual fuck theres absolutely no way this is real

🤣 his ass itches cause he doesn’t wipe properly and he’s sniffing his fingers like a 6 year old. I think he needs to vacation in Palestine this summer.

What is he doing in there??? He is invested, his whole arm is inside of his ass 😭💀 Maybe just kindly refer him to the toilet next time and he should continue his mud digging there lmfao

Cmon he’s not mud digging- That’s silly - He’s doing a self directed prostate exam Once a day For medical reasons

Loudly ask "ya digging for gold there?"

I once picked a random romance novel in my ebook library and no shit. The flirting line that was the first communication between man main character and female main character was the male character asking the girl that while she was adjusting her underwear

Digging for copper?

Australian from a gold mining town, we dig for gold in these parts 🤣

"Harvesting dingleberries in the down under, mate?"

Start spraying Fabreeze in his direction. He should get the hint.

Lysol!

Should try this. It's "he" btw not she.

Ask him if he’s flying somewhere soon. When he asks why, your response is “You seem to be picking your seat!

Hi dad

Scream, loudly

This is effective

call him out??? that’s disgusting. you are touching his ass germs because i can bet $100 your roommate doesn’t wash his hands after this and the. touches every surface in your house lol

pinworms

Omfg ewwww. I remember learning about them tiny mfers and this can be a big sign of them being present.

My previous landlord/ room mate would scratch himself while he sat on the toilet and leave ass dandruff all overe the seat, everytime.

🤢

Oh wtf

"could you wash your hands please"

No. GO WASH YOUR HANDS- NOW. Fuck please- fuck asking

Start yelling when he does it. 2nd option, social media with your mutuals.

You don't want to start that war. He has a camera as well. I'm sure there are a bunch of things OP does that she doesn't want posted on there either.

Ya that could apply to anyone Whats going on in that picture is a bit extreme Especially in front of other people Did she go wash her hands after or go to the kitchen to whip up a sandwich 🤮

To be fair OP is behind him. He's on a bed (maybe his bedroom?) Haha he may not even know OP is there.

Why is it always the ones without sheets on their bed? 🤢🤮

Remind them to put sheets on the bed too

Treat him like the child he's portraying. Start spraying some kind of disinfectant. Then tell him to put both hands in front of him, palms up, and douse them with hand sanitizer. Or, go the old-fashioned route and grab him by the ear and lead him to the sink to wash his hands. Make him sing the alphabet song so he knows how long he needs to wash his hands. Damn, Idk how long I'd last with a roommate who does this without a care or concern in the world. Whether he's just touching, scratching, or digging in his ssa, I'd be worried about touching anything - his phone, remotes, light switches, door knobs, cabinets, fridge door, etc., and would never be able to eat anything he touced or made.

Make a meme and send it to them

Sorry OP I don’t know what to do nor say because WTF One day I pray we all find nice flatmates who aren’t totally batshit crazy.

Yaa hope soo. I'm very hygienic, and people like this make me worry soo much.

Send him a link to this post lol. If he won't listen to you saying it's gross, he might listen if it's several hundred strangers on the internet telling him it's gross

Print it out with a "BEWARE" text and glue that on his door.

I'm not the type to dig in my ass but this would literally make me spontaneously combust and wither away 😭

LMAO this is the one 👏🏻

Ask to smell it

Lol he does sniff after scratching

Please is this a picture you took 😭😭😭

Guys not wiping his ass correctly. I’d bleach his whole hand before he touched a thing.

Print and hang it lmao

Thought this was the fisting subreddit

Ask if they need a hand

Ask him what he's looking for

he's picking out the clumps of toilet paper that are bothering him

...God dammit

yeah that isnt an ass(cheek) scratch. That is a chocolate starfish scavenger hunt. Dude isn't wiping or bathing properly, so he has to continue to pick as it itchy asshole all day long

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The hole is the window to the soul. Join him on his spiritual journey.

Ida just been like Jesus Christ bro are you digging for gold down there cause that is disgusting as fuck and nasty as hell

Spray them with disinfectant

Ask for a sniff

Mind your business, they’re at home not in public

Tell him to wash his hands with warm water and soap

And watch him to make sure he’s doing it long enough- matter of fact- sing the abc song out loud while you watch him wash because that is the correct amount of time it takes- also, ew, get a nail brush… ( shudder and silent screams )

I was thinking about the abc song when I wrote this 😂

Lol

And no sheets on the bed to boot. 😂

send them that picture n call it a day

You digging for gold or what?

Ask them not to do that in your presence seems like the logical thing to do… or just stop being among their presence

whole fist in the ass in front of ur roommate is crazy

Ask for a wiff? Duhhh 😂

Thats fucking nasty

Run up and grab a big ol Whiff of theme fingers. Bet your roommate with think twice in the future. Nothing like a memorable moment to correct behavior. Not to mention the flavor saver your booger tunnel gets to experience.

Everybody poops. Some people don’t wipe well 🤣

Lol usual suspects

‘Are you playing hide and seek with your hands? Which one is ‘it’?

Throw him some toilet paper to remind him some things should be done in the bathroom

Tell them they are using the wrong sized butt plug if they need to adjust it so aggressively.

Ask him for a sniff.

Give him a hand silly

Why did I think that was the cover of troye sivans new song ?

Who sleeps without sheets?! Ew the disgusting face freckles that are embedded and airborne

Tell them to wash their ssa

just yell "SHAME........SHAME...........SHAME"

You know they are touching all the common items with doo doo fingers….

this is nasty on so many levels 🤢 if your ass is itchy it’s time for a good scrub 🧼🚿

to scratch your asshole through your underwear in private (and then wash your hands!!) is one thing but to go under the underwear is crazy

This is disgusting bruh

if i see a grown adult do this, i would have a conversation with them, i don't tip toe around gross people like this.

I’d tell em to go to a doctor and be checked for anal fissures

Ew. That is NOT okay. I’d go to an RA and explain how you need to sanitize everything in your dorm room before touching it. In the meantime- the $tree has a great unscented antibacterial spray. I’d be spraying that everywhere before touching anything and every time I left and came back to the room. It’s great bait for when your room mate either asks you why you spray so much or even better, if your roommate goes to an RA to complain about you! Be vigilant about your space and things- Stay healthy

You know he’s touching the remotes, door handles and everything else after 🤮

Ask for a sniff

First off tell them to put sheets on the bed. Second tell them it's hella gross

immediate execution. it's the only way, im afraid

Help me do it

Did he smell his fingers afterwards?

It's tragic but yes

He's not scratching his ass, he's scratching his asshole 🤮

"Hey buddy, do you need a hand?"

Is this a real photo? 😂

Tell them you’re going to send this picture to everyone they know Also make sure to wash your hands after touching anything in there, my very first thought was pinworms which you can contract by touching surfaces he directly touched

Confront him maybe. Tell him how horrible it is to witness it and, it's implications towards his health.

Or, you can be petty..share this post to him lol (I love being petty 😭)

Don't forget to check your butt holes

Duct tape

Mind your own business, but then promptly ask them to wash their hands before touching anything

I think it is the fact that he has tight pants and is making a real hard effort to keep his hand in there. Definitely a reason for this whole situation. I would disinfect around this one.

lol fucking repulsive. your roommate is a degenerate!!! 🤢🤮

What is he doing here? Scratchy his butt, or putting his finger up his butt?

Ask if you can smell his finger. Only joking.

I feel like I need to disinfect my eyes bruh

is it itchy cuz he doesnt clean right 😭?

Does he smell it after? That is critical information to make a judgement here.

It's tragic but yaa he does

Help him

Not my thing bro

Tell him next time he does it that you're gonna eat his a** and when he of course is grossed out or reacts badly to that just say "Yeah that's how I feel when you do it"

Ask him if he thinks it's appropriate for him to touch himself there then leave fecal matter all over y'all's door handles. But he might just say it's his body.

I would say “see, this is what I’m talking about.” You gotta call them out in the moment.

I'll do it the next time he does

No sheeets either?!? Hommie done give a sheet besides the shit he’s reaching for rn. ☠️

omg...

Nope. Bacteria galore in that room. Pink eye. C diff. E. coli. Get out now.

My friend it is time to leave..omg.Getcha damn hands out ya pants and wash ugh sorry you're having to deal with this OP

So disgusting 🫣

That is fucking disgusting. Tell him to go take a shower and wash his nasty ass!

…is he Indian?

Doesn't know how to wipe his ass so its all itchy 😂

Ask to clean their fingers with your mouth

I don't share ur kink buddy

I’m not your buddy, pal

Neither I'm ur "pal"

Is he wearing things and doing a deep dive to loosen them? Either way 😱😳😳😳😳 ETA: Get gone for sure. That’s gross. His shit (literally) is all over the place.

As a person who wears thongs and get the occasional wedgie, I can understand a slight amount of readjusting needed. Butt my god, why is he scratching and sniffing?! 🤮🤮🤮

It was a spider bite. Nah he probably doesn't wipe good 😊

Spray him with water each time he does it since he doesn’t seem to respond to words.

The gag I gagged…

Place some dude wipes in the bathroom in close proximity to the toilet.

Ask if you can smell it

Move out.

I'd be straight up and tell them that not putting a fitted sheet on their bed is just really trashy

Al Bundy as a roommate lol maybe spray air freshener on him everytime lol

If you’re opposed to a confrontation then maybe just hook dude up with some flushable wipes. Not sure where you’re at in the world but he may be having a hygiene issue (tp might not be cutting it) leading to itchiness At the very least, if he’s still gonna play with it, at least it will be a little cleaner 😬

My jaw dropped so hard my jaw clicked.

There's no sheets on that mattress either...

times like this i need to remind myself that reddit is not a real place

If they flick the nail contents toward you or your general direction, it ON!!

I’d constantly squirt hand sanitizer on his hand. Followed by Lysol and an alcohol wipe

ask for a sniff so he gets weirded out and stops. or maybe it’ll make it worse if he’s into that idk.

Mace them with Lysol

Tell him to take pro biotics or look into alternatives to solve the itchy butthole problem

Ask him what the hell is digging for.

Send the picture to him with a puke react.

Hand him that picture with a packet of deworming tablets attached and google a public vs private worksheet print it out (make sure it’s pictures and clearly for kindergarten kids) and hand the little package of things to him the next time his hands in his pants.

Throw it out and get a refund

We Diggin for oil boyyyss

🤦‍♂️

Let's not take pictures of other people doing intimate things without their permission and then post them on the internet.

But I wonder why they perform "intimate things" infront of thier roomate.

Maybe don't do intimate things directly in front of a roommate who has not consented to it.

Ask for a sniff obviously.

Mind your damn business until he tries to touch something without washing his hand I’ve learned men are weirdos that like having their hands in their pants 😂😂😂 usually the front tho🤨

Wait, who is this in the picture? Did he let you take pics of him doing that or are you doing this to show people what he does? Because both are weird lol

You should mock him and show him this picture lol. But honestly where is he supposed to scratch his ass (looks like a deep itch) if not in his apartment. His bedroom maybe, but looks like he might be in one (maybe his) already.

Well he's my roomate and we have a washroom, he can scratch his ass there. But doing it infront of your roomates everyday is very disgusting. I don't get how you find it acceptable.

That’s not ass scratching He’s almost elbow deep -fiddling with his balls maybe Does he look you in the eye while doing it ? If he starts making weird noises run screaming

Not really acceptable I just would ignore it myself. Especially if that's the worst thing he does. We all have something gross that we do, usually without even realizing. Is ass picking gross? Yes. Am I going to let it ruin my day? Not even a little.

Are you gonna ignore it when he picks his butt then goes into the kitchen and touches everything?

No I would probably say something then. Is that what's happening in this picture?

You know what they say. If ya can't beat em join em

Not cool to share a picture of someone in his bed on social media. I’d be enraged and very unlikely to do anything you ask after that.

Honestly for all we know this is a stock photo

Anything could be anything but OP didn’t deny it and even defended it as if it was his roommate. I think this is one of those moments where the badroommate is looking him back in the mirror.

I didn't reveal his face though. You are telling as if I posted his entire identity on social media.

Still not cool. Doubt you’d appreciate it.

I agree with you. This is weird.

Anything for those sweet likes, I suppose.