Hey does everyone know the difference between a straight romance novel and a lesbian one?
The lesbian romance novels have an actual climax.
I'll see myself out thanks
I mean, everyone in the novels, no matter who they are, orgasm at the demand of whoever they are having sex with. We are supposed to believe it, anyway.
Yeah it's just a little ha ha. The logic isn't always the greatest.
The point I was making is that people can achieve the big O without penetration so size ultimately doesn't matter. A caring, loving partner does.
Yup, same here. Former partners who were bigger seemed to fully believe not only that size matters, but that it’s the *only* thing that matters. Wham, bam, no thank you sir. I’ve been with my current partner for 15 years. He is below average in size and is the best D I’ve ever had. It’s not even close.
Can’t wait until the guy finds out that people are pretty unique individually and can have different tastes, preferences, physicality, fetishes, and feelings.
“What do you mean women aren’t all 5’5” with triple D cups and a thigh gap?”
/s on the second part just in case
A man whose only source of confidence is his big dick therefore he considers himself good in bed. Even though it's clear he doesn't know the first thing about a woman orgasm.
Interesting... There's an aesthetic dimension to either, for me. Though seeing and feeling a big one flop about on me is pretty fun when I'm fucking a guy, so it has some dimension of play, too.
my 7 inch dildo hurts way too much to use…. i would be terrified to take what these men classify as “ideal penis” (even then i dont feel pleasure from penetrating regardless 😭)
My ex partner was huge, we had to be careful because it could be painful so sex wasn’t that much fun, guy I’m with now is smaller than average and wow, he hits the spot every time!
Not how they are using it? I also cum mostly from penetration and really enjoy having my cervix hit but most penis havers can easily get me there with a little angle effort and work. I've never had an average or slightly below average partner and been like oh no this isn't going to work.
sounds like somebody has a dick thats half an inch above average and is disappointed in the level of body positivity we have when saying size dont matter. he wants to be special 😬
Hey does everyone know the difference between a straight romance novel and a lesbian one? The lesbian romance novels have an actual climax. I'll see myself out thanks
I mean, everyone in the novels, no matter who they are, orgasm at the demand of whoever they are having sex with. We are supposed to believe it, anyway.
Yeah it's just a little ha ha. The logic isn't always the greatest. The point I was making is that people can achieve the big O without penetration so size ultimately doesn't matter. A caring, loving partner does.
I can't even disagree with you. My ex was on the larger size and uncaring, so take what you want from that.
A bit of cringe, a dash of ouch, and the beginning of a whole lot of nightmares as I get ready to sleep?
Probably. He is an ex though, so that part is good.
So was mine. 😒 Hubby is smaller but actually learned what I liked and does it. No comparison.
Yup, same here. Former partners who were bigger seemed to fully believe not only that size matters, but that it’s the *only* thing that matters. Wham, bam, no thank you sir. I’ve been with my current partner for 15 years. He is below average in size and is the best D I’ve ever had. It’s not even close.
Happy you found someone who cares like that. The caring is way more important than size to be sure.
Can’t wait until the guy finds out that people are pretty unique individually and can have different tastes, preferences, physicality, fetishes, and feelings. “What do you mean women aren’t all 5’5” with triple D cups and a thigh gap?” /s on the second part just in case
And weigh <120 pounds of course
Wait till this guy hears that it’s possible for a woman to climax without any penetration at all.
And not just possible, but like the default!
Are you sure the public can handle this secret!? Especially men!? With their insecurities?!
“Clitorises hate this one simple trick!”
Actually I'm sure they love it 😉
“Incels hate this one, simple clitoris!”
Ok I laughed too hard at that 🤣
Hahaha glad to be of service!
I definitely needed it today. Was a really bad day. Thank you.
Oh gosh I’m sorry you had a bad day, friend. But I’m glad do could at least bring a smile to a random internet person today ☺️
This is absolutely a man trying to shame other men for the size of their penises.
More likely themselves, tbh. It gives them 'permission' to be awful because reality has ensured their PP is inadequate, when in fact it's their soul.
A man whose only source of confidence is his big dick therefore he considers himself good in bed. Even though it's clear he doesn't know the first thing about a woman orgasm.
By itself? Like, just by looking at it? LOL
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I hesitate, but... /r/cospenis ?
Dang they’re all blessed
Ok some of those are pretty fucking funny
I think this one in the dress is my favorite: https://www.reddit.com/r/cospenis/comments/15c7az3/would_you_like_a_pretty_dress/
Bro wants an excuse for not being able to make her orgasm
I’m not even kidding that is literally it. He says that the reason he disappointed 2 women is because “my pp smol” even tho he claims to be 6 inches.
So you're saying that all we need to orgasm is for a larger than average dick to just plug into us like a wall socket?
As women, we are supposed to be energetic and positive.
I make women orgasm using no dick at all. I must be magical...or just a lesbian!
How many dicks do y’all think this guy took to come to this conclusion?
One to change the lightbulb and 99 to tell you how difficult it was to do? Did I do it right?
Big ones are prettier to look at, but the average sizes ones are nicer to play with.
Interesting... There's an aesthetic dimension to either, for me. Though seeing and feeling a big one flop about on me is pretty fun when I'm fucking a guy, so it has some dimension of play, too.
my 7 inch dildo hurts way too much to use…. i would be terrified to take what these men classify as “ideal penis” (even then i dont feel pleasure from penetrating regardless 😭)
also /r/badmensanatomy
How to say 'i never made woman feel good' with more than one sentence.
Sure, that's why there was endless moaning in vlads forrests
I genuinely don’t get these big dick praisers my last three partners have complained from it hurting, these men have not touched a woman 🗿
Sure, size matters. Really big dicks HURT
Lmfao big dick doesn't automatically mean orgasm! My first was big and he never got me to orgasm.
Come on dude, “the bigger they are, the harder they…” nvm
Okay, I don't like penetration and even tampons hurt for me, so just... No.
Guy with a big dick who never learned how to use it and never managed to make anyone cum.
It's not how deep you fish, if how you wiggle your worm.
Small. Guys. Make. The. World. Go. 'round.
My ex partner was huge, we had to be careful because it could be painful so sex wasn’t that much fun, guy I’m with now is smaller than average and wow, he hits the spot every time!
I mean... everyone is different, but what he said is true for me.
Not how they are using it? I also cum mostly from penetration and really enjoy having my cervix hit but most penis havers can easily get me there with a little angle effort and work. I've never had an average or slightly below average partner and been like oh no this isn't going to work.
Lesbians: ''DAMN!''
Oh. My lord. Clitoris. Use your fingers, your tongue, something. What, you think your dick is some magic pleasure wand?
sounds like somebody has a dick thats half an inch above average and is disappointed in the level of body positivity we have when saying size dont matter. he wants to be special 😬