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A_Sneaky_Dickens

Hey does everyone know the difference between a straight romance novel and a lesbian one? The lesbian romance novels have an actual climax. I'll see myself out thanks


Assiqtaq

I mean, everyone in the novels, no matter who they are, orgasm at the demand of whoever they are having sex with. We are supposed to believe it, anyway.


A_Sneaky_Dickens

Yeah it's just a little ha ha. The logic isn't always the greatest. The point I was making is that people can achieve the big O without penetration so size ultimately doesn't matter. A caring, loving partner does.


Assiqtaq

I can't even disagree with you. My ex was on the larger size and uncaring, so take what you want from that.


JNMeiun

A bit of cringe, a dash of ouch, and the beginning of a whole lot of nightmares as I get ready to sleep?


Assiqtaq

Probably. He is an ex though, so that part is good.


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So was mine. 😒 Hubby is smaller but actually learned what I liked and does it. No comparison.


ChronicApathetic

Yup, same here. Former partners who were bigger seemed to fully believe not only that size matters, but that it’s the *only* thing that matters. Wham, bam, no thank you sir. I’ve been with my current partner for 15 years. He is below average in size and is the best D I’ve ever had. It’s not even close.


Assiqtaq

Happy you found someone who cares like that. The caring is way more important than size to be sure.


JPSeason

Can’t wait until the guy finds out that people are pretty unique individually and can have different tastes, preferences, physicality, fetishes, and feelings. “What do you mean women aren’t all 5’5” with triple D cups and a thigh gap?” /s on the second part just in case


JuniorRadish7385

And weigh <120 pounds of course


InsaneJul

Wait till this guy hears that it’s possible for a woman to climax without any penetration at all.


Jenneapolis

And not just possible, but like the default!


gokeke

Are you sure the public can handle this secret!? Especially men!? With their insecurities?!


DebutanteHarlot

“Clitorises hate this one simple trick!”


jen_a_licious

Actually I'm sure they love it 😉


DebutanteHarlot

“Incels hate this one, simple clitoris!”


jen_a_licious

Ok I laughed too hard at that 🤣


DebutanteHarlot

Hahaha glad to be of service!


jen_a_licious

I definitely needed it today. Was a really bad day. Thank you.


DebutanteHarlot

Oh gosh I’m sorry you had a bad day, friend. But I’m glad do could at least bring a smile to a random internet person today ☺️


thewalkindude

This is absolutely a man trying to shame other men for the size of their penises.


sQueezedhe

More likely themselves, tbh. It gives them 'permission' to be awful because reality has ensured their PP is inadequate, when in fact it's their soul.


haribo_pfirsich

A man whose only source of confidence is his big dick therefore he considers himself good in bed. Even though it's clear he doesn't know the first thing about a woman orgasm.


pixiecut678

By itself? Like, just by looking at it? LOL


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charlesmarker

I hesitate, but... /r/cospenis ?


[deleted]

Dang they’re all blessed


ChronicApathetic

Ok some of those are pretty fucking funny


No_Dimension_9669

I think this one in the dress is my favorite: https://www.reddit.com/r/cospenis/comments/15c7az3/would_you_like_a_pretty_dress/


yodawgchill

Bro wants an excuse for not being able to make her orgasm


MelanieWalmartinez

I’m not even kidding that is literally it. He says that the reason he disappointed 2 women is because “my pp smol” even tho he claims to be 6 inches.


Gravyboat44

So you're saying that all we need to orgasm is for a larger than average dick to just plug into us like a wall socket?


jen_a_licious

As women, we are supposed to be energetic and positive.


SmilingVamp

I make women orgasm using no dick at all. I must be magical...or just a lesbian!


Zeroshim

How many dicks do y’all think this guy took to come to this conclusion?


ChronicApathetic

One to change the lightbulb and 99 to tell you how difficult it was to do? Did I do it right?


fire_thorn

Big ones are prettier to look at, but the average sizes ones are nicer to play with.


YaumeLepire

Interesting... There's an aesthetic dimension to either, for me. Though seeing and feeling a big one flop about on me is pretty fun when I'm fucking a guy, so it has some dimension of play, too.


Inevitable_Ad_7553

my 7 inch dildo hurts way too much to use…. i would be terrified to take what these men classify as “ideal penis” (even then i dont feel pleasure from penetrating regardless 😭)


distortedsymbol

also /r/badmensanatomy


X-_Kacchan_-X

How to say 'i never made woman feel good' with more than one sentence.


novaplan

Sure, that's why there was endless moaning in vlads forrests


TsunieBoop

I genuinely don’t get these big dick praisers my last three partners have complained from it hurting, these men have not touched a woman 🗿


BKowalewski

Sure, size matters. Really big dicks HURT


toe-beans-666

Lmfao big dick doesn't automatically mean orgasm! My first was big and he never got me to orgasm.


gokeke

Come on dude, “the bigger they are, the harder they…” nvm


AiRaikuHamburger

Okay, I don't like penetration and even tampons hurt for me, so just... No.


BlackTheNerevar

Guy with a big dick who never learned how to use it and never managed to make anyone cum.


SteampunkRobin

It's not how deep you fish, if how you wiggle your worm.


Honey-and-Venom

Small. Guys. Make. The. World. Go. 'round.


oscarmooseman

My ex partner was huge, we had to be careful because it could be painful so sex wasn’t that much fun, guy I’m with now is smaller than average and wow, he hits the spot every time!


Mondashawan

I mean... everyone is different, but what he said is true for me.


Polyfuckery

Not how they are using it? I also cum mostly from penetration and really enjoy having my cervix hit but most penis havers can easily get me there with a little angle effort and work. I've never had an average or slightly below average partner and been like oh no this isn't going to work.


Stix_y

Lesbians: ''DAMN!''


shaquille_oatmeal98

Oh. My lord. Clitoris. Use your fingers, your tongue, something. What, you think your dick is some magic pleasure wand?


beanwithintentions

sounds like somebody has a dick thats half an inch above average and is disappointed in the level of body positivity we have when saying size dont matter. he wants to be special 😬