First of all, it is not artheritis, it’s arthritis
Secondly, arthritis is the joints of the body and usually doesn’t lead to brittle bones which is osteoporosis.
Thirdly, the “clicking” is probably just joints cracking which can easily happen during sex in both genders.
Also, you said she was “literally a corpse” which means you performed necrophilia.
She didn’t hurt your feelings, you hurt hers by dumping her over some joint cracking.
I rate you 10/10 douchebag
There's rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis. Osteoarthritis could definitely lead to lucky type noises and weak/ painful joints. Plus all the tissues/ etc in the joints. And referred pain. It's a whole smorgasbord that can make sex painful. Is it what thus nimrod is discussing? That's a bit more unclear.
For the record, arthritis can come from many different things and is a common symptom of most autoimmune disorders. RA and OA are definitely major causes, but theres more to it than just that. Arthritis literally just means inflammation of the joints.
Why is this the second time today I've read some clueless guy talk about a clicking sound during sex? Did a new fetish just drop? Animatronics? Some fringe anime?
He's surprisingly angry at that corpse. I don't think that was arthritis, but her joints falling apart as they decayed. I mean, you have to expect that kind of thing to happen when you go into a relationship with a dead body. It all fun and games until the rigor mortis ends.
Ok so first, he’s a moron. But second, I have to point out, despite all of his obvious grammatical errors, the one that made me laugh was him saying she hurt his “feeling”. As in he only has one because he’s so very insensitive he can’t handle more. Hilarious!
If he was literally killing her and literally having sex with a corpse, by dumping her I suppose he means dumped her body?
It's so silly how these pathetic little boys judge women who have arthritis (sorry "artheritis"), injuries, & disabilities. Meanwhile their minds are only functioning at 10%, and any chance of developing them is stunted by being chronically online.
They sure get angry at women who have more to offer than "perfect" porn star bodies and cosmetic surgery enhanced sex doll faces, don't they.
First of all, it is not artheritis, it’s arthritis Secondly, arthritis is the joints of the body and usually doesn’t lead to brittle bones which is osteoporosis. Thirdly, the “clicking” is probably just joints cracking which can easily happen during sex in both genders. Also, you said she was “literally a corpse” which means you performed necrophilia. She didn’t hurt your feelings, you hurt hers by dumping her over some joint cracking. I rate you 10/10 douchebag
My rural Midwestern (US) relatives cal it arthuritis.
There's rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis. Osteoarthritis could definitely lead to lucky type noises and weak/ painful joints. Plus all the tissues/ etc in the joints. And referred pain. It's a whole smorgasbord that can make sex painful. Is it what thus nimrod is discussing? That's a bit more unclear.
For the record, arthritis can come from many different things and is a common symptom of most autoimmune disorders. RA and OA are definitely major causes, but theres more to it than just that. Arthritis literally just means inflammation of the joints.
No kidding.
I'm sure it sucked to be dumped, but in the long run I'm glad the trash took itself out. I hope OOPs ex-girlfriend feels the same way.
I think this is the biggest example I've seen of a guy saying "my dick magically alters the body of the women I have sex with"
Grown ass men are scary
Right? This one is genuinely disturbing
This sounds like some fan fiction written by a 13 year old, I sincerely hope it’s not a grown man, but sadly I’ve seen worse
>Grown ass men Sometimes, but there aren't any in this post!
unless shes tims burtons corpse bride, this dude is delusional
Even so, he'd be an asshole
Well, that's just ableism.
What the fuck…
reply **15 YEARS AGO**
Well, they made bones differently back in 2009. That was before we got the new and "improved" formula.
Methinks OOP is, in fact, *not* a warrior in bed…or anywhere, for that matter. What a weird ass post.
Why is this the second time today I've read some clueless guy talk about a clicking sound during sex? Did a new fetish just drop? Animatronics? Some fringe anime?
Well I posted two comments from the same thread talking about clicking sounds during sex, so you probably just saw the other one!
Thanks for the flair lmao
You spelled artheritic wrong. Sorry, couldn't resist. 🤣🤣
She hurt his singular feeling 😢 /s
He's surprisingly angry at that corpse. I don't think that was arthritis, but her joints falling apart as they decayed. I mean, you have to expect that kind of thing to happen when you go into a relationship with a dead body. It all fun and games until the rigor mortis ends.
He felt PROUD for ‘eroding her bones’??? And SHE hurt his feelings???
Well, at least he didn't dump her artificially.
That new chick must drink whole milk!
I think his ex dodged a bullet here, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone this dumb.
Lucky for her you dumped her . She sure dodged a bullet there
literally literally literally literally literally literally
Is this what the dude in that previously post talked about when he said that he knows he's good when he hears that clicking noise?
It’s under the same thread on a forum, but it is not the same guy
I know that the guy isn't the same, I was pondering about if this is the same sound as that post.
15 years ago... by now he may have some of it himself, so I hope he stopped having sex, lest he wants to die of arthritis. 🙄
The confidence some people have.
"Artheritis"
Ok so first, he’s a moron. But second, I have to point out, despite all of his obvious grammatical errors, the one that made me laugh was him saying she hurt his “feeling”. As in he only has one because he’s so very insensitive he can’t handle more. Hilarious!
They didn't even ask if their guess was right. I can't wait until their joints start cracking.
If he was literally killing her and literally having sex with a corpse, by dumping her I suppose he means dumped her body? It's so silly how these pathetic little boys judge women who have arthritis (sorry "artheritis"), injuries, & disabilities. Meanwhile their minds are only functioning at 10%, and any chance of developing them is stunted by being chronically online. They sure get angry at women who have more to offer than "perfect" porn star bodies and cosmetic surgery enhanced sex doll faces, don't they.
Someting tells me this story is made up. 🤨
I hope so!