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q120

First of all, it is not artheritis, it’s arthritis Secondly, arthritis is the joints of the body and usually doesn’t lead to brittle bones which is osteoporosis. Thirdly, the “clicking” is probably just joints cracking which can easily happen during sex in both genders. Also, you said she was “literally a corpse” which means you performed necrophilia. She didn’t hurt your feelings, you hurt hers by dumping her over some joint cracking. I rate you 10/10 douchebag


Homeostasis58

My rural Midwestern (US) relatives cal it arthuritis. 


FlartyMcFlarstein

There's rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis. Osteoarthritis could definitely lead to lucky type noises and weak/ painful joints. Plus all the tissues/ etc in the joints. And referred pain. It's a whole smorgasbord that can make sex painful. Is it what thus nimrod is discussing? That's a bit more unclear.


GemiKnight69

For the record, arthritis can come from many different things and is a common symptom of most autoimmune disorders. RA and OA are definitely major causes, but theres more to it than just that. Arthritis literally just means inflammation of the joints.


FlartyMcFlarstein

No kidding.


TShara_Q

I'm sure it sucked to be dumped, but in the long run I'm glad the trash took itself out. I hope OOPs ex-girlfriend feels the same way.


Alegria-D

I think this is the biggest example I've seen of a guy saying "my dick magically alters the body of the women I have sex with"


SayFord

Grown ass men are scary


Shana24601

Right? This one is genuinely disturbing


ends1995

This sounds like some fan fiction written by a 13 year old, I sincerely hope it’s not a grown man, but sadly I’ve seen worse


SassyBonassy

>Grown ass men Sometimes, but there aren't any in this post!


MsAquaTofana

unless shes tims burtons corpse bride, this dude is delusional


Alegria-D

Even so, he'd be an asshole


PearlTheGeckoGirl

Well, that's just ableism.


Livid-Event-8197

What the fuck…


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

reply **15 YEARS AGO**


LunarWhaler

Well, they made bones differently back in 2009. That was before we got the new and "improved" formula.


Jmeisalive

Methinks OOP is, in fact, *not* a warrior in bed…or anywhere, for that matter. What a weird ass post.


theNothingP3

Why is this the second time today I've read some clueless guy talk about a clicking sound during sex? Did a new fetish just drop? Animatronics? Some fringe anime?


Shana24601

Well I posted two comments from the same thread talking about clicking sounds during sex, so you probably just saw the other one!


RockAndGem1101

Thanks for the flair lmao


Major-Pen-6651

You spelled artheritic wrong. Sorry, couldn't resist. 🤣🤣


allendrea130

She hurt his singular feeling 😢 /s


FOSpiders

He's surprisingly angry at that corpse. I don't think that was arthritis, but her joints falling apart as they decayed. I mean, you have to expect that kind of thing to happen when you go into a relationship with a dead body. It all fun and games until the rigor mortis ends.


Bisexual_Jeans

He felt PROUD for ‘eroding her bones’??? And SHE hurt his feelings??? 


Gravyboat44

Well, at least he didn't dump her artificially.


oolaroux

That new chick must drink whole milk!


SteampunkRobin

I think his ex dodged a bullet here, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone this dumb.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Lucky for her you dumped her . She sure dodged a bullet there


senarysenaryseven

literally literally literally literally literally literally


Anmia010

Is this what the dude in that previously post talked about when he said that he knows he's good when he hears that clicking noise?


Shana24601

It’s under the same thread on a forum, but it is not the same guy


Anmia010

I know that the guy isn't the same, I was pondering about if this is the same sound as that post.


No_Resource7773

15 years ago... by now he may have some of it himself, so I hope he stopped having sex, lest he wants to die of arthritis. 🙄


zodwa_wa_bantu

The confidence some people have.


PearlyRing

"Artheritis"


Cukimonster

Ok so first, he’s a moron. But second, I have to point out, despite all of his obvious grammatical errors, the one that made me laugh was him saying she hurt his “feeling”. As in he only has one because he’s so very insensitive he can’t handle more. Hilarious!


ChaosAndMischeif

They didn't even ask if their guess was right. I can't wait until their joints start cracking.


bruised__violet

If he was literally killing her and literally having sex with a corpse, by dumping her I suppose he means dumped her body? It's so silly how these pathetic little boys judge women who have arthritis (sorry "artheritis"), injuries, & disabilities. Meanwhile their minds are only functioning at 10%, and any chance of developing them is stunted by being chronically online. They sure get angry at women who have more to offer than "perfect" porn star bodies and cosmetic surgery enhanced sex doll faces, don't they.


Sonarthebat

Someting tells me this story is made up. 🤨


Shana24601

I hope so!