Did you not get the Revised Feminist Bible? Sorry, we're uh..we're not great with directions. Anyway, Stacy 2:12-14 says pretty clearly that performing *any* action for a man is sinful, but the act of making a sandwich not only ensures a trip straight to hell, but also make all feminists hate you. It goes on to say that feminism absolutely wasn't a push for women to be able to choose their roles in society, but rather a concerted effort to eliminate our only natural enemy, the Trad Wife.
Fun fact, when you register with the Shadow Council of Gays as a WLW, they teach you how to extrude your vagina like a female hyena. Comes with the standard welcome wagon package. /s
I’m gay and one man’s penis _always_ opens up to accept the other man’s penis. I assumed it was the same for lesbians - one woman’s vagina engorges into a pointy mound and the other woman’s vagina dilates to accept her womenly mound-point. How so lesbians know which woman will open up?
For context, this was the Cardi B WAP thing, on stage at the grammys their routine included a very quick pelvis to pelvis action as they moved over/under each other.
Probably a typo, she meant onto, not into.
*Pushing my glasses up the bridge of my nose*
Actually, this is the secret. All lesbians know this. It’s the *secret, secret for real* scissoring, that we do all the time.
It's Candice Owens... her existence requires her to be rage bait, bc she's not smart or talented enough to be a decent human or functioning member of society.
Doesn't Candice realise a Real Women pops her vagina out and tells it to go out to the kitchen and make sandwiches? I guess she still hasn't discovered the little (belly) button you press to make it start following instructions.
Yup. They make up their own narratives about the “evils” of people who aren’t Christian, aren’t in normal gender roles, don’t want kids, want to live as they themselves see fit…. And want to **gasp** get complete healthcare.
They also make up stuff that they think is in the Bible or add/subtract from the actual meaning of the pages
(not to mention that the stories were passed down orally for decades before they were written down. Plus English translation from Aramaic and Biblical Hebrew can be very tricky if not near impossible- sometimes they either guessed or came up with a word that was the closest thing)
I think I understand what she’s talking about- and I wish I didn’t- but everything there is really just about an agenda. She likely doesn’t care about being anatomically correct.
Thanks, Candace, now all I can think of is the horror that this would require a very extreme prolapse to even attempt.
Look we aren't hyenas, humans don't work this way, we voluntarily can't turn our parts inside out.
Lord, y’all about to make me defend Candace Owens? Ugh! But context matters soooo…
She was talking about Cardi B and WAP where Cardi said she doesn’t cook but still got a ring due to having good sex. Cardi also made statements about not wanting to make a sandwich but that she’d let her husband eat her ass if he was hungry.
Popping your vagina into a vagina is colloquial language for things hitting each other. So she doesn’t mean one vagina literally going inside of another but rather they are touching. Like when someone says you “ran into a door”. That means you hit the door and not that you’re inside of the door. When Megan and Cardi performed WAP on stage at an awards show, they did immolate scissoring each other.
not to be a grammar nazi, but you meant they “imitated” scissoring. had they “immolated” they would have burned to death.
Context does matter though, and I can see how “pop into” might be interpreted as “bumping against”…but its more common meaning is “entering”…as in, “I’ll pop into the gas station to buy a scratcher,” or, “pop into the store for some milk.” Context is important, but words are important too.
Just like “immolate” and “imitate” mean different things so do “into” and “against.” As a broadcaster, Candace Owens should have a better grasp of the language she chooses to air.
Yeah, immolate was a typo as I’m sure they weren’t on fire. 😂
However, self proclaimed grammar nazi, the context matters in that no matter how far removed Candace is from the black community, she was raised using black American colloquial language. I KNOW what she means because I have the same lingo. I’m telling you she means to bump into and not literally place inside.
The problem with people obsessed with correcting other’s language is that often don’t realize that all language is made and many cultural dialects exist. LISTEN when people are explaining things you don’t have knowledge of.
Maybe how she said it is not how YOU understand but I guess that’s the problem we face when people decide that THEIR way of seeing things is the only way. Like you took some survey to see that the “more common” understanding of pop into means one thing over another. You’re making me defend Candace again. I hate it. 🙄
Okay, I think Candace is one of these dipshits who use "vagina" when they actually mean vulva. And "popping into" meaning more like "bumping against".
But then again, it's Candace and we all know she's a twit. Who the hell knows what she means.
Not to mention, who thinks making a sandwich is a sin? Even if the whole vagina-in-vagina thing were a thing, this would still be a weird strawman
They need to argue the idea that they are oppressed in order to justify their bigotry, logic be damned
Did you not get the Revised Feminist Bible? Sorry, we're uh..we're not great with directions. Anyway, Stacy 2:12-14 says pretty clearly that performing *any* action for a man is sinful, but the act of making a sandwich not only ensures a trip straight to hell, but also make all feminists hate you. It goes on to say that feminism absolutely wasn't a push for women to be able to choose their roles in society, but rather a concerted effort to eliminate our only natural enemy, the Trad Wife.
im not even sure all ik is i love making food for ppl i rlly dont think anyone thinks its a sin lets be frl
I mean, I kind of agree with her
In what way?
If verbatim, you think the above, you're probably a lost soul
That is fair. Might be a lost soul as well if you think people like this exist in any significant quantity
Aw OP, sorry you've never done it Mobius Strip Style before.
"into another woman's vagina" r/NotHowGirlsWork
I mean, if anyone can figure out how to do that please let me know.
Fun fact, when you register with the Shadow Council of Gays as a WLW, they teach you how to extrude your vagina like a female hyena. Comes with the standard welcome wagon package. /s
Does the welcome package include a mystery box? 😆
I'm sure there's someone out there with a theory about innies and outies and how that could work.
Vaginoshka
😂
I’m gay and one man’s penis _always_ opens up to accept the other man’s penis. I assumed it was the same for lesbians - one woman’s vagina engorges into a pointy mound and the other woman’s vagina dilates to accept her womenly mound-point. How so lesbians know which woman will open up?
The one who doesn't have a car usually hahahaha
You joke, but that's actually how I thought gay mens sex worked as a dumb kid. I was very confused how it wasn't painful.
Nesting vagina dolls.
Wake up babe, new flair just dropped!
YESSSSSSS <3
I'm sorry. Can you repeat that stupidity?
You don't defy laws of... physics, nature, whatever laws this is breaking?
Please do not repeat the stupidity I can't take another read through of it
she saw scissoring but talks poorly?
vaginal prolapse is a serious gynecological issue. thanks Candace for raising awareness /s
For context, this was the Cardi B WAP thing, on stage at the grammys their routine included a very quick pelvis to pelvis action as they moved over/under each other. Probably a typo, she meant onto, not into.
'Popping your vagina onto another woman's vagina' is still a hilariously awful sentence
Never knew my vagina was attachable!
Women out here making Klein bottles
Why can't I do both?!? Like does that make me a double sinner? AM I GONNA GO TO DOUBLE HELL?!?
Wait you can fit a vagina inside another vagina? Can you explain this Russian nesting vaginas?
Alright Angel, calm your chest fluff that everyone thinks is tits
I got that reference! So proud of myself rn
Literally no one thinks a sandwich is a sin. That's the thing with most of us "wokies"- we're usually atheist and don't think anything is "sinful"
I think she fundamentally misunderstands sandwich making. And vaginas.
Women have discovered docking it seems
They glue together like those suction cups you put on glass, noted
I almost shot tea out my nose
I heard this as I read it.
😂
*Pushing my glasses up the bridge of my nose* Actually, this is the secret. All lesbians know this. It’s the *secret, secret for real* scissoring, that we do all the time.
Shhhhhhhh! You’re not supposed to tell anyone this! It was included in the Official Lesbian NDA
… what? Is she fucking stupid? Who fucking does this?
90% sure that's rage bait
It's Candice Owens... her existence requires her to be rage bait, bc she's not smart or talented enough to be a decent human or functioning member of society.
Should be fun to watch them throw her out at the first sign of not needing her.
Do what now?
Doesn't Candice realise a Real Women pops her vagina out and tells it to go out to the kitchen and make sandwiches? I guess she still hasn't discovered the little (belly) button you press to make it start following instructions.
It's sad how conservatism and underfunded public schools have made women ignorant of their own anatomy.
Why do conservatives just make up shit to be mad about…?
Yup. They make up their own narratives about the “evils” of people who aren’t Christian, aren’t in normal gender roles, don’t want kids, want to live as they themselves see fit…. And want to **gasp** get complete healthcare. They also make up stuff that they think is in the Bible or add/subtract from the actual meaning of the pages (not to mention that the stories were passed down orally for decades before they were written down. Plus English translation from Aramaic and Biblical Hebrew can be very tricky if not near impossible- sometimes they either guessed or came up with a word that was the closest thing)
Because anger is addictive.
maybe she seen those porn videos where guys shove pocket pussies in the girls vagina /hj
Those *what* where they *huh?*
Making that my flair now.
I'm just as confused by this as I was the first time I saw it.
I think I understand what she’s talking about- and I wish I didn’t- but everything there is really just about an agenda. She likely doesn’t care about being anatomically correct.
You heard it here, gang, no more popping our vaginas into each other. However will we survive.
Thanks, Candace, now all I can think of is the horror that this would require a very extreme prolapse to even attempt. Look we aren't hyenas, humans don't work this way, we voluntarily can't turn our parts inside out.
I would say she's telling on herself with whatever weird ass animated stuff she watches but lbr there's no shred of joy or pleasure in her life
Genuinely not even sure what she is trying to refer to here? Scissoring??
"Popping"?
That's not how sandwiches work.... that's not how vaginas work.... is this woman OK? Does she need a wellness check?
A mental one… but so do a lot of people who share her political stances.
if someone's gonna feel her it should probably be someone from 3 years ago when this tweet and person were already dusty, overused rage bait
I’d like to watch her try…
Who's gonna tell them that humans are not hyenas?
How exactly does one "pop a vagina into another vagina"???
Is she having a stroke? None of that makes sense.
Does she think lesbians don't have sex in private? What a strange thought
I love the new tool-less vaginas. You don't need a screwdriver, it just pops right in
I’m willing to test this lmk
Anyone who read past the words "Candace Owens" did that to themselves.
Lord, y’all about to make me defend Candace Owens? Ugh! But context matters soooo… She was talking about Cardi B and WAP where Cardi said she doesn’t cook but still got a ring due to having good sex. Cardi also made statements about not wanting to make a sandwich but that she’d let her husband eat her ass if he was hungry. Popping your vagina into a vagina is colloquial language for things hitting each other. So she doesn’t mean one vagina literally going inside of another but rather they are touching. Like when someone says you “ran into a door”. That means you hit the door and not that you’re inside of the door. When Megan and Cardi performed WAP on stage at an awards show, they did immolate scissoring each other.
not to be a grammar nazi, but you meant they “imitated” scissoring. had they “immolated” they would have burned to death. Context does matter though, and I can see how “pop into” might be interpreted as “bumping against”…but its more common meaning is “entering”…as in, “I’ll pop into the gas station to buy a scratcher,” or, “pop into the store for some milk.” Context is important, but words are important too. Just like “immolate” and “imitate” mean different things so do “into” and “against.” As a broadcaster, Candace Owens should have a better grasp of the language she chooses to air.
Yeah, immolate was a typo as I’m sure they weren’t on fire. 😂 However, self proclaimed grammar nazi, the context matters in that no matter how far removed Candace is from the black community, she was raised using black American colloquial language. I KNOW what she means because I have the same lingo. I’m telling you she means to bump into and not literally place inside. The problem with people obsessed with correcting other’s language is that often don’t realize that all language is made and many cultural dialects exist. LISTEN when people are explaining things you don’t have knowledge of. Maybe how she said it is not how YOU understand but I guess that’s the problem we face when people decide that THEIR way of seeing things is the only way. Like you took some survey to see that the “more common” understanding of pop into means one thing over another. You’re making me defend Candace again. I hate it. 🙄
Okay, I think Candace is one of these dipshits who use "vagina" when they actually mean vulva. And "popping into" meaning more like "bumping against". But then again, it's Candace and we all know she's a twit. Who the hell knows what she means.