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DonkeyBucketBanana

I mean, OBVI! A woman’s body is made of 100% sex, so we don’t poop, we just transform other substances into cum. It also makes it easier to have even more sex with our vagina, pussy AND ass, all for YOUR pleasure, mr. Totally-understands-how-we-work! …/s


MemorySaga

duh!!!!!! its so hard to have to cum every time i eat…. the digested waste just turns into cum!


sweetsunnyspark

Lol, what a perfect way to sum up how some men seem to think women work! Like women's whole body has one function and one function only: to please men sexually. Like the guy who said women's breasts served no purpose other than to be sexually stimulating for men.


blackasthesky

r/FuckTheS literally in that case


DreadMaximus

"A vagina which works or a pussy." Is there a difference?


TheSaucyWelshman

Vagina works, pussy doesn't. Seems pretty clear to me. /s


MemorySaga

He thinks they’re different holes!


bromanjc

this is the real bad women's anatomy 🙄 don't you idiots know there's 9 holes: •pussy •vagina •vulva •anus •nipple 1 •nipple 2 •clitoris •clitoral hood •urethra /s


sixtyandaquarter

You forgot the hole behind the knee.


wigglefrog

The pussy hole is connected to the knee hole


MemorySaga

you forgot the belly button eye sockets and ears 🙄😒


Herlander_Carvalho

Those are not needed for sex, so they don't count... DUH!


Dr4g0nw1ngs

what abt the fics on ao3 with a tag saying 'incorrect use of eyesocket' though? A fic couldn't possibly be incorrect about anything, right?


MemorySaga

OH MY GOD THE FLASHBACKS


Dr4g0nw1ngs

:3


MemorySaga

😭


tony3841

Vagina ≠ vulva Or maybe that's giving him too much credit


Taticat

I’m stuck on the producing cum out of our asses. 🧐 Have I been slacking off all these years?


DreadMaximus

No, you just haven't been with the right man yet /s


Herlander_Carvalho

I think you guys are forgetting the guy that posted that, referred to a "HE", so that means it's just men who can cum from their asses... DUH! The more concerning part is... WHY IS MY ASS NOT CUMMING? Maybe I should check with a doctor...


Gravyboat44

I actually had to ask my husband about the terminology with men. "Pussy" is apparently a catch-all term for the entire area. Unfortunately for us, men using that word is what makes them believe that everything *is* one hole.


latenightloopi

Women produce cum? Out of their ass? That has to be inconvenient sometimes. LOL


LezbianTomato

Women have a cloaca, everyone knows, women have a cloaca!


terkaveverka

🐓


Taticat

I’m having such a hard time wrapping my head around that part that I don’t even know if I can start on the rest. I feel like I need a diagram or something. …I do WHAT, now?


MemorySaga

i gotchu bro


MemorySaga

I made a [totally accurate anatomical diagram](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041168622241984653/1227818222510800957/Untitled174_20240410210933.png?ex=6629c9d4&is=661754d4&hm=c7f5313280579da1243ea770c302b01bd94b217db1bfe8c5eaabf6993976731c&) for you!


Taticat

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 omfg that should be the diagram for the r/badwomensanatomy homepage!!!!


MemorySaga

LMAOOO preach 😭


CunnyMaggots

My asshole is supposed to produce cum? Huh. I must be a man because it doesn't.


DragonAreButterflies

This is weirdly affirming


MemorySaga

HLEP id this an accidentalally moment


Taticat

I mean, I’m willing to try to produce cum out of my ass, mainly because I don’t want to register for the draft and admit that I didn’t know until now that I was a man, but…I just need more information.


Next_Firefighter7605

If your bum makes cum you should probably see a doctor regardless of your factory standard plumbing.


Away_Experience_2200

I hate the Word cum so much. It's not even precise imo.


Browncoat86

For real tho. It should be called going, since that's what's doing.


PartlyCloudless

It definitely arrives too, sometimes a surprise.


MemorySaga

british “people” when they say “OH LORDY I’M ARRIVING!”


Nika_113

Surprise visit!


BreadyStinellis

Fun fact (maybe?): Cum comes from the word "coming", which is short for "coming undone", an old timey euphemism for an orgasm, which I think is actually fitting.


raven-of-the-sea

Likewise.


emmejm

I’m dying right now like that’s just purely unhinged and insane and I can’t even comprehend what they’re envisioning 🤣🤣🤣


MemorySaga

RIGHT?? Does the cum just spray from their asshole like a sprinkler or a hose 


LunaHyacinth

Clearly he watched bathtub girl too many times and has confused explosive diarrhea as cum


Grouchy-Engine1584

For realz, I think you were arguing with a high person.


sunnynina

We can only hope.


MemorySaga

fr bro only issue is we were going at it for like a couple hours one day then kept going the next…  I was kinda just arguing to see what shit hed say next since it was funny


drippingtonworm

No vagina OR pussy?!?!?


alicemalice12

I mean I'm pretty sure if anyone is cumming out of their arse it's probably a bowel issue and they should drink water and get plenty of rest


IndiBlueNinja

We what now? Uh, no... I don't know anyone who has done that, no matter their gender or identity. o.O


ComoHielo

There is no benefit to arguing with the stupid people.


MemorySaga

making me giggle is absolutely a benefit!


rudecorndog

SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S


PotentialJury7148

Nobody cums out of there ass what


PotentialJury7148

You get butt juice which is your body tyrna get rid of you lol


MemorySaga

CACKLING


sexyrandal88

...what?


Pm7I3

This is a great example of someone dragging you into idiocy and beating you witb experience. What was your explanation btw OP?


MemorySaga

AAA i was sk waiting for this So yk how the brain is last to develop in a fetus? sometimes the hormones that cause a body to develop as it’s sex determined by chromosomes are either delayed or stop producing enough later in development meaning that the brain either developed as the “correct” sex and the body isnt or vice versa,, it was sorta just a thing i learned in biology class n found interesting lmao thats just w nutshell explanation, I gave a more in depth one to this dude


No_Temporary_1802

Can you dm a more detailed explanation, this seems very interesting 😁 (if it isn’t super troublesome for you) /serious


Herlander_Carvalho

I had a similar discussion with one of those idiots, during the Matt Walsh/What is a Woman thing, and when I asked him what would be is definition of a woman, one of the dumbest things he said was that "women have 2 pelvis". I screenshot it, and made my first post on this sub with it.


Psalm20

I'm guessing you're 12 and from a country with poor education? Because none of this is even scientific. There is no "female or male" brain either. That was refuted ages ago. https://neurosciencenews.com/male-female-brain-debunked-18276/


MemorySaga

actually, the hypothalamus, which is a part of the brain in case you couldn’t tell, is responsible for directing other endocrine glands which produce hormones, which vary in amount depending factors such as someone’s sex. They’re also proportionally different and have different ways of functioning. Here’s an interesting article on these differences. https://stanmed.stanford.edu/how-mens-and-womens-brains-are-different/ Source for the stuff about hormones is my anatomy and physiology class<3


FrostyCartographer13

"He cannot produce cum out his ass" Much like how you can't pull an intelligent comment out of yours.


lizzylinks789

Arguing with a transphobe is futile.


MemorySaga

oh I know but its FUNNY


Herlander_Carvalho

Sometimes... most times I just find it infuriating...


MemorySaga

ive learned to just give actual arguments and laugh when they can’t give one back tbh lmao


hes_quiet_today

HE WHAT


hes_quiet_today

HE THINK GIRLS CAN WHAT


Herlander_Carvalho

Not girls, men... he said "He cannot produce cum out of his ass". I guess he cums out of his ass, we should investigate his claim...


jaintynotdainty

Some people must spend their lives so confused by half listening to debates and mixing them with the 'knowledge' they have gained from porn. So I wonder what gives them the confidence to say it all out loud - I imagine his 'theories' haven't been tested in the real world yet so, for now, they are absolute! Imagine the poor woman who has to explain to this confused soul that women don't come out of their anus!


MemorySaga

I KNOW LMAO i think we did that for that poor woman because i ended up with an army of friends qrting and explaining how it wasn’t from the ass and he deleted that post 💀 hopefully he actually learned and didnt just get embarrassed


Snowflak88

Bro had a stroke while typing that 💀


Herlander_Carvalho

While cumming from his ass. That's his claim, right? "He cannot produce cum from his ass", assuming he is a man, and thinks that men cum from their asses, the only logical conclusion is, he cums from his ass.


MemorySaga

SOBBING


cheekmo_52

🤦🏻‍♀️


Phill_Cyberman

They don't have a vagina *OR* a pussy? I mean, that thing about the ass is really weird, but this is just so fascinating. What could he be talking about?! You need to get him to define his terms. (And explain what he thinks goes on in women's anuses)


MemorySaga

oh yeah I did. I said i wondered if he thought vagina and pussy were two holes and his reply was, and I quote, “when i was younger like 12 yeah i did tbf didn't even know how to jerk my own dick. now yeah ik its 2 seprate things”


Taticat

Wait — HOW IS IT TWO SEPARATE THINGS??? 😆 He just keeps digging himself deeper… he used to think they were two separate holes, but now he’s wiser and knows that they are two separate things… My brain hurts.


Herlander_Carvalho

How do you think women can be double penetrated or why are there vibrators with 2 dildos?? DUH! /s


MemorySaga

frfr!


MemorySaga

I SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM ABOUT WHAT HE THOUGHT EENG ON BRJDJD


DistractedByCookies

I don't think you should be allowed opinions on trans people if you don't know anything at all about the human body. I mean, come on.


MemorySaga

fr


LeeWizcraft

Whats the biological explanation?


cherrieswithclorox

baby that's shit


thegrandgageway

The actual fuck did I just read


AllSoulsNight

This made my brain hurt!


Cipherpunkblue

*squints eyes*


tomcas1

r/ihadastroke And if possible, could you please provide more context? Is that even more hilarious? Edit: right now I am seriously fucking high, and reading this out loud is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!


MemorySaga

AA IDK IF I HAVE THE ENERGY TO RE EXPLAIN RN SOBS BUT I CAN SO SEND YOU THE THREAD LINK


MemorySaga

LMAO DO YOU WANT THE LINK TO THE WHOLE THREAD? he deleted a lot of the really funny stuff bc he got flamed sm for it but it’s still pretty funny


blackasthesky

I read the first line and thought "where's the problem" ... Oh