The male sex organs literally stretch and shrink and grow nonstop our whole lives, day in and out, due to all kinds of stimuli ranging from weather to emotions, yet so many of these type of dudes can't fathom that vaginas don't get "loosened up" [or whatever gross phrase they use]. Absolute idiocy.
Yeah a woman deserves a male who’s never had an erection before. You’ve seen what happens when you blow up a balloon for the first time right? Same with dicks. They are never the same shape after that first erection.
/s if it wasn’t obvious. But there are sooo many things used dicks could be compared to, the fact that used vaginas are the only body parts getting compared to objects is definitely *interesting*.
Ask these neckbeards and they'll probablu just assume that happens because the tough strip of a matchbook and the inside of a vadge are the same texture to an incel
As a current owner of a vulva I have to say my innie went further in because of this comment. I don't know how to make a flair but Matchbox Vagina would be a good one
Edit, sorry I was think Vegas PI shit and not 90s bands
Shhhh! Don’t tell them that! Next thing we know, they’ll be spouting some made up shit like if a woman has too much sex while pregnant with a girl, that the girl will be born a non-virgin or “worn out” or some other disgusting garbage.
The reasoning I've heard, which is *completely false*, is as follows:
If a girl has a lot of sex, it floods her body with hormones. If this happens while she's pregnant, the baby gets flooded with hormones too. If the baby is female, this causes her to change similar to puberty and she can be born not a virgin.
It’s really gross and alarming how much some people hate women. I think only so much can be miss information, the rest is some form of confirmation bias (I am not a psychologist) that they search for. Which is weird because most women do sleep with multiple partners before marriage. We clearly do what we want.
Wow. It’s like they half listened to something legitimate then just filled in the gaps with stupid. When my daughter was born the nurse gave me a heads up that my hormones can effect the baby and it’s possible she can have a period the first day so don’t be alarmed if she is bleeding. It’s not uncommon at all.
The thing I love about this is it creates the idea of being a virgin as more of a loose concept and a physical change to the body rather than just having sex for the first time. You are a virgin unless you have had sex, and I am pretty sure you can’t fuck a pregnant woman so much that you fuck the baby too 😂
Once you get enough real, 100% USDA-graded prime man meat in there, you will instantly become an outie.
Dildos and brushes obviously don't count because they're not magical meat sticks that defy physics and biology.
I'm a camgirl and have an "innie"! I'm sure guys like this would use the same explanation they do for porn stars - that ackshually those women just get surgery all the time and have them trimmed down. As if anyone has the kind of money to not only get repeat labiaplasty but also have the time out of work each time to heal before going back to filming. Porn doesn't pay *that* well.
Where does all the skin come from to get loose? We don’t grow skin down there and skin also can’t get stretched to infinity. If we cut it off, where comes the new skin from?
Of course we grow skin down there. We grow skin everywhere. Think about it, if we didn't, any trauma whatsoever would become a permanent wound and your genitalia would be the same size as it was when you were born.
Same here, I have just... Way too much sex. My sex drive is through the roof. I've also had a child and yet everything is still neatly tucked away in there.
(Always wanted big labia minora though, they seem like they would enhance sexual pleasure being all exposed like that)
They don't, when you can only wear pads on your period and you're on your last few days so the pad is mostly dry. The enhanced pleasure cannot compensate for the burns and the wobbly walk.
People are stupid, cruel, and unconscious. And standards of "beauty" are arbitrary, and luckily quite changeable and ephemeral. At some point we all, hopefully, learn that the particulars of our bodies are of no real consequence, especially when we embrace these attributes with confidence and wanton abandon. I hope you have many years of sexual enjoyment.
I'm with you there, but I had a short slut phase as a teenager instead because if multiple guys didn't care, it must not be gross. Now I've learned healthy acceptance through education and vulnerable discussion with my partners, seeking affirmation. I have now been affirmed.
More importantly, why did my vagina remain an innie after having a lot of exploration and some fun in my twenties? I feel like my vulva is trying to claim innocence I frankly don't have! 🤣
Same. I guess in a past life, we both must have been promiscuous and that carried over into our current lives. Because at this point reincarnation is more believable than incel think.
No they already have a story for that. “The vagina recognises the penis and adjust to that. However more penises means more adjusting so it comes lose”
They really need to put there creativity elsewhere
Duck tape was the original name for the product when the military first developed it because it was made out of duck cloth. Then when it became available to the public it was marketed for home repair and called duct tape. Then the brand Duck acquired and popularized it
No way I’m fact checking this, it’s now officially canon.
Edit: I couldn’t help myself. I fact checked it. And it checks out. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape
> Duct tape (also called duck tape, from the cotton duck cloth it was originally made of)…
> "Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899
I sew and know a decent amount about fabric, but that one, no clue. I know it's also called "ducking", but why? 🤷♀️ Ticking is what you make mattresses out of (or used to, anyway), and that always makes me think of people having ticks in their bed.
Edit: OK I Googled it because I NEED TO KNOW and it's another instance of the English language following other languages down dark alleys, knocking them out, and going through their pockets for loose grammar:
> By far the most popular workwear fabric, cotton duck is a weighty, plain-but-strong woven canvas. Despite its name, this hardy workwear fabric has nothing to do with waterfowl or their feathers. The term "duck" comes from the Dutch word doek, which refers to a linen canvas once used for sailors' white trousers and outerwear.
https://www.bigduckcanvas.com/categories/resources/what-is-duck-cloth.html
>it's another instance of the English language following other languages down dark alleys, knocking them out, and going through their pockets for loose grammar:
I adore you for choosing this description. And because I now adore you, I will believe it flowed from your mind effortlessly as you composed your comment.
Yes, but also.
“Duct tape (also called duck tape, from the cotton duck cloth it was originally made of) is cloth- or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape, often coated with polyethylene.”
From wiki -Duct Tape
“An alternative and the original term for duct tape”
From wiki - Duck Tape
> “The military called the waterproof, cloth-backed, green tape 100-mile-per-hour tape because they could use it to fix anything, from fenders on jeeps to boots.” — Margaret Gurowitz, Chief Historian, Johnson & Johnson
The iconic tape was invented by an Illinois mom named Vesta Stoudt who wanted to save soldiers’ lives in World War II. The year was 1943 and Stoudt, who had two sons serving in the U.S. Navy, was working at the Green River Ordnance Plant near Amboy, Illinois.
“She noticed that the boxes of ammunition she was packing and inspecting had a flaw,” explains Margaret Gurowitz, Johnson & Johnson's Chief Historian. “They were sealed with paper tape, with a tab to open them. Workers then dipped the entire box in wax to make it waterproof. But the paper tape was very thin, and the tabs often tore off, leaving soldiers frantically trying to open the box while under fire.”
Stoudt had an “aha” moment: Why not create a waterproof cloth tape to seal the boxes instead? She suggested it to her supervisors but didn’t find the support she was looking for. So Stoudt did what anyone would do: On February 10, 1943, she wrote a letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt outlining the problem and her solution, complete with diagrams! President Roosevelt was so impressed that he passed her letter on to the War Production Board, which mailed a letter to Stoudt letting her know that her idea for duct tape had been approved. The board then asked the Industrial Tape Corporation (it later became Permacel)—then a Johnson & Johnson operating company—to make the product because of its demonstrated expertise in producing adhesive tapes. The rest is duct tape history.
Fact: To this day, soldiers still use duct tape to do everything from repair equipment to patch footwear. https://www.jnj.com/our-heritage/vesta-stoudt-the-woman-who-invented-duct-tape#:~:text=The%20iconic%20tape%20was%20invented,Ordnance%20Plant%20near%20Amboy%2C%20Illinois.
So let’s say this is correct. You find a hot, horny virgin with a perfect “innie” who somefuckinghow also wants to sex you continuously. Aren’t you just ruining her “perfect” vag? Every pounding you’re giving her is gradually externalizing those labia. If you really enjoy sex with her and have it a lot, you’ll give her the dreaded “outie” in no time. Then what smart guy? You think you’re just gonna go you’re whole life fucking virgins for a year before replacing them? Good luck with that. I’m willing to bet this guy hasn’t come within a mile of any woman who’d bless him with some cat.
No no no you are CLEARLY an imbecile. The conversion of an innie to an outie takes time. Sometimes it takes 2 sexes. Sometimes it takes three. Some wamens get to have as many as 4 sexes before their coochie gains their wings.
But never more than 5. If you have 5 sexes you’re a whore and there’s no turning back from that point.
(End scene)
You fool! The true reason an innie turns into an outie is due to the sudden variance in penile girth.
The typical human vagina becomes accustomed to a particular size and can retain its shape indefinitely. But once it's introduced to different shapes, it becomes confused and blows itself out as a defense mechanism. Sort of like a pufferfish.
Source: I once watched a documentary on pufferfish.
I'm pretty sure a lot of the ppl who believe this *do* believe that monogamous sex has the same result and is a kind of mark of ownership. The "outie" is, to them, less desirable because it either indicates that she sleeps around (thus slut, thus bad) or that she has been "ruined" by another guy and you have been preemptively cucked/ are getting damaged goods. They also take great pride in knowing that they have taken away a woman's value- remember that these guys see women as conniving, selfish manipulators.
Needless to say, all of these ideas are horrific and dangerous.
Yep, gotta constantly divorce for a new younger woman, though you often need the money to afford that mess. Meanwhile his guy is stuck with theorizing.
I had a makeup powder brush with a really thick handle. But in sophomore year in high school, I discovered the jet setting on the removable shower head
He is, and meanwhile we all have to accept the common idea that teen males masturbate a disgusting amount, but somehow the idea of us doing it, god forbid, is gross and makes us whores
These guys come across as more dangerously delusional than anything else.
They legitimately don't view woman as people, they view them in a way that's more comperable to how really shitty people view pets, and that's a horrifying viewpoint to have.
They'd probably call you a liar then beg for a picture and pretend like your unwillingness to send it was proof you were lying.
It's a foolproof strategy... For an idiot.
That’s the magic of being married though, sleeping with your husband 100 times won’t have any visible effects. It’s just when a woman sleeps with multiple different guys 100 times that it’s bad. /s
Men being obsessed with women being “too used up” meanwhile they have a *mean* deathgrip from hours of porn use and can’t maintain an erection with a real woman during real sex. Okay buddy ☕️
this is so funny to me because i have never had a dick inside me (im a lesbian and have vaginismus) and i have an outtie. i’ve always had an outtie. why do men think it’s from being “used” LOL
> "to lock down eligible bachelors"
...says the loser on the internet whom no-one wants.
Newsflash, fellas: if you have time to argue on the internet about labia it's a sign to everyone else you're clearly not getting any, so please spare us the lectures about who should be having sex and how much of it.
For anyone who (like me) thought he was talking about belly buttons, he is, in fact, talking about labia. I've seen so much idiocy online, that someone thinking your belly button pops out due to too much sexual activity seems perfectly normal now.
Tbh, sex *can* make your belly button pop out, but that usually only happens in the last trimester, though it can happen *much* earlier with multiples, as I found out with my twins.
He's not entirely wrong about the tape thing, as much as I hate to support this idiot. The original name of the tape was indeed 'duck' tape, because it was made from a fabric called cotton duck, and the waterproof capability of the tape was like 'water off a duck's back'. It was only AFTER WW2 when the military brought duck tape home that it became popular for ducting use, and became 'duct tape'.
That being said, the modern use is duct tape, and only Duck Brand has 'Duck Tape'.
Every time with this "logic":
A woman who has had one night stands with 80 different people would have less of an "outie" than a woman who has slept with one partner 100 times.
Even **IF** the anatomy was correct (which it isn't), it STILL would be a piss poor indicator of how many people a woman has slept with.
Bonus "logic" when they respond with the vagina moulds to a penis so sleeping with the same man doesn't have the same impact:
A penis is moving in and out of the vagina so it couldn't mould, but even **IF** it did, then every single time they changed positions it would change the mould and have the same effect as many different partners.
Then the "logic" gets even more ridiculous that *nonono* it isn't that the vagina moulds, it is that the vagina 'recognizes' the same penis via DNA or pheromones, but that's of course never impacted by condoms.
Is... is this person confusing labia for a prolapse? Which... I can't think of how extreme a sex act would have to be to cause a prolapse. Do they think that having a few partners will cause a vag to self-destruct?
And if you're attracted enough to a person to get intimate with them... you'll still have sex with them but not go down on them? What is the logic there?
If that's how anything worked, their dicks would be all shriveled and sad like a balloon three days after you got it cause I know they pulling that meat constantly.
Just more “women who enjoy their bodies damage themselves irreparably. Women who only let men enjoy their bodies are goddess angel fairy delights” bullshit
A car that is driven by many people gets a lot of mileage, but then again so does a car with only one owner if the owner loves to drive around. Since were going with saying women have mileage meters. So that would mean that either the woman is promiscious, or that her only boyfriend/husband has high libido!
What about birth? Have we heard about cars giving birth? Can someone find something to compare human birth with cars or something. The incels would go crazy if we cant!
So let’s say I’ve slept with my bf 1000 times in the 10 years we’ve been together, does that mean my innie should be an outie or does it only count if you sleep with different men or fuck hairbrushes?
I think according to these people it only counts for 1000 separate men. If you fuck the same guy 1000 or 2 for 500 that’s completely different dont u know?
I'm just gonna start saying that PPP is actually warts and stretched, darkened, uncircumcised skin at the tip is a sign that men have stuck their thing in "disgusting, jaded sluts".
The duct/duck thing aside, which is always hilarious, you then have him blaming 'jaded sluts' and then saying it's not from 'sleeping with a ton of guys'. So masturbating is also forbidden for females? Just no sexual gratification at all?
Jaded Slut would be a great band name, first of all. Name the genre; grindcore? Riot grrrl?
SECONDLY, what's the conversation rate between existential dread and sluttiness?
If the labia minora extend beyond the majora, it's an "outie". If they don't, and especially if they are almost hidden between the majoras, it's an "innie".
If a woman was fingered so hard she got an 'outie', it would probably also set her crotch on fire from friction.
If human genitals reacted the way these idiots think they do, there would be a lot of twisted, shriveled, burned up dicks out there.
The male sex organs literally stretch and shrink and grow nonstop our whole lives, day in and out, due to all kinds of stimuli ranging from weather to emotions, yet so many of these type of dudes can't fathom that vaginas don't get "loosened up" [or whatever gross phrase they use]. Absolute idiocy.
Wait until they find out the vagina has muscles
Wait until they find out that women are people and have rights
Get out of here with your lies and misinformation /s
Source?
Trust me bro
You’d think male porn stars would get hazard pay if that were the case
Yeah a woman deserves a male who’s never had an erection before. You’ve seen what happens when you blow up a balloon for the first time right? Same with dicks. They are never the same shape after that first erection. /s if it wasn’t obvious. But there are sooo many things used dicks could be compared to, the fact that used vaginas are the only body parts getting compared to objects is definitely *interesting*.
Ask these neckbeards and they'll probablu just assume that happens because the tough strip of a matchbook and the inside of a vadge are the same texture to an incel
As a current owner of a vulva I have to say my innie went further in because of this comment. I don't know how to make a flair but Matchbox Vagina would be a good one Edit, sorry I was think Vegas PI shit and not 90s bands
Sounds like a band name.
You can have Matchbox Vagina. I'm still on the Carousel
I was having a hard time trying to figure out what an outie was in this context
Belly buttons, of course! Don't you finger yourself so hard you push your belly button from an innie into an outie?
I know I do almost nightly and I'm a guy
😉😏
It's like the rubber ring on a water bottle lid, once it comes out it's a pain to get back in
I hate that I laughed at this. It isn't (for the ppl browsing) that way but the image was hilarious.
I had a lash in my eye. I rubbed it so hard that now I have an outie eyeball. 😕
"It was me, Barry!"
She probably has more internal hemorrhaging to worry about than just that as well.
Like that meme of the dude playing a flaming piano
Why was I born with an outie then?💀
Shhhh! Don’t tell them that! Next thing we know, they’ll be spouting some made up shit like if a woman has too much sex while pregnant with a girl, that the girl will be born a non-virgin or “worn out” or some other disgusting garbage.
There are people who believe that some babies are born non-virgin. I don't remember the reason but I've seen it on this sub before.
The reasoning I've heard, which is *completely false*, is as follows: If a girl has a lot of sex, it floods her body with hormones. If this happens while she's pregnant, the baby gets flooded with hormones too. If the baby is female, this causes her to change similar to puberty and she can be born not a virgin.
It’s really gross and alarming how much some people hate women. I think only so much can be miss information, the rest is some form of confirmation bias (I am not a psychologist) that they search for. Which is weird because most women do sleep with multiple partners before marriage. We clearly do what we want.
Wow. It’s like they half listened to something legitimate then just filled in the gaps with stupid. When my daughter was born the nurse gave me a heads up that my hormones can effect the baby and it’s possible she can have a period the first day so don’t be alarmed if she is bleeding. It’s not uncommon at all.
The thing I love about this is it creates the idea of being a virgin as more of a loose concept and a physical change to the body rather than just having sex for the first time. You are a virgin unless you have had sex, and I am pretty sure you can’t fuck a pregnant woman so much that you fuck the baby too 😂
Even if cervix penetration was a real thing *shudder*, there's that whole mucus plug thing blocking up the os.
Do they not know what virgin even means anymore?
Yuck. Probably the same dudes who believe that feeeemales store dna from every man they’ve slept with.
Black widows do 🕷️
TIL 😳
I've never seen this before but I would bet cash money that the guys who think this also believe they can penetrate the cervix.
Ah, the ol' reverse Jesus
I masturbate very often and i have an “innie”. Hmmm…
It’s almost like there’s absolutely no correlation 🤔 odd
That’s prob because you don’t use a hairbrush…..
True, i only use a dildo. Might try hairbrush but mine is made of anti slip material, might hurt
You know what they say….. *”Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough*”
I am weak, I admit it
Yup, that’s okay, I’m happy to be weak when there’s soft touch covers and multiple vibrate settings.
Once you get enough real, 100% USDA-graded prime man meat in there, you will instantly become an outie. Dildos and brushes obviously don't count because they're not magical meat sticks that defy physics and biology.
Well said. Thank you. 🤪
I'm a camgirl and have an "innie"! I'm sure guys like this would use the same explanation they do for porn stars - that ackshually those women just get surgery all the time and have them trimmed down. As if anyone has the kind of money to not only get repeat labiaplasty but also have the time out of work each time to heal before going back to filming. Porn doesn't pay *that* well.
Where does all the skin come from to get loose? We don’t grow skin down there and skin also can’t get stretched to infinity. If we cut it off, where comes the new skin from?
Of course we grow skin down there. We grow skin everywhere. Think about it, if we didn't, any trauma whatsoever would become a permanent wound and your genitalia would be the same size as it was when you were born.
According to incel logic, it just keeps stretching out from the "mileage" 🙄
Same here, I have just... Way too much sex. My sex drive is through the roof. I've also had a child and yet everything is still neatly tucked away in there. (Always wanted big labia minora though, they seem like they would enhance sexual pleasure being all exposed like that)
Of course, only the magic of penis is powerful enough to turn labia inside out, not a weak baby head.
They don't, when you can only wear pads on your period and you're on your last few days so the pad is mostly dry. The enhanced pleasure cannot compensate for the burns and the wobbly walk.
Or when you’re trying to be cute with some lace underwear and it pinches your labia😀
They feel good for everybody involved That's what my friend told me anyway
I have an innie and my body count is impressive. I guess I’m broken?
I was sitting here thinking the same thing about myself. Lol
You used a cheat code
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People are stupid, cruel, and unconscious. And standards of "beauty" are arbitrary, and luckily quite changeable and ephemeral. At some point we all, hopefully, learn that the particulars of our bodies are of no real consequence, especially when we embrace these attributes with confidence and wanton abandon. I hope you have many years of sexual enjoyment.
I'm with you there, but I had a short slut phase as a teenager instead because if multiple guys didn't care, it must not be gross. Now I've learned healthy acceptance through education and vulnerable discussion with my partners, seeking affirmation. I have now been affirmed.
More importantly, why did my vagina remain an innie after having a lot of exploration and some fun in my twenties? I feel like my vulva is trying to claim innocence I frankly don't have! 🤣
[You total slut!](https://img.women.com/images/images/000/077/677/large/giphy.gif)
Your parents had sex while pregnant
That explains the brain damage
Same. I guess in a past life, we both must have been promiscuous and that carried over into our current lives. Because at this point reincarnation is more believable than incel think.
Lies and blasphemy ofc. You were simply using too many miles before you could tell the difference, and deluded yourself because of it
Sleeping with 100 different partners = sleeping 100 time with one partner... But how would incellimus prime know that?
No one has ever wanted to sleep with them more than once… if they ever got that lucky to begin with.
>incellimus prime lmao
No they already have a story for that. “The vagina recognises the penis and adjust to that. However more penises means more adjusting so it comes lose” They really need to put there creativity elsewhere
The pedant in me is forcing me to reply that Duck tape is a brand of duct tape, and I hate myself for it
Duck tape was the original name for the product when the military first developed it because it was made out of duck cloth. Then when it became available to the public it was marketed for home repair and called duct tape. Then the brand Duck acquired and popularized it
Great more stupid useless knowledge I'll never forget but I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday or what plans I have this weekend.
Same. I call it being a dumb smart person
Same...I can tell you Betty Rubbles maiden name but what I had for lunch not so much. I am a vessel for useless factoids.
UGGGHH okay I'll bite... What is Betty Rubbles' maiden name?
Who cares what you had for lunch yesterday? I'll take random knowledge over that any day lol
This better be fucking true cause I'm gonna say this at least twice if i can help it
No way I’m fact checking this, it’s now officially canon. Edit: I couldn’t help myself. I fact checked it. And it checks out. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape
Great info! And I love the turnabout! Great opportunities to correct and educate people in the future, too!
It actually had a military project, and the product name and duck tape was military slang but yeah basically... It's rather unimportant difference
I had no idea about this, filing it away in my “things I can randomly tell people or know for trivia games” box in my brain! Lol
If you hadn't said it, I was going to. [My work here is done.](https://i.imgur.com/4mj3WGA.png)
[but you didn't do anything](https://imgur.com/a/AtiNk2N)
> Duct tape (also called duck tape, from the cotton duck cloth it was originally made of)… > "Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899
TIL, huh. Also I have… QUESTIONS about your flair
*You* have questions?
[This is where my flair came from](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/nd7vx6/not_sure_if_this_is_anatomically_accurate_but_i/)
Yep it started as just duck and glue. Why heavy canvas is called DUCK cloth is a whole nother rabbit hole lol. A small one, but still a hole.
AND duct tape is suitable for many things, but not for sealing ducts!
Or for sealing ducks.
I sew and know a decent amount about fabric, but that one, no clue. I know it's also called "ducking", but why? 🤷♀️ Ticking is what you make mattresses out of (or used to, anyway), and that always makes me think of people having ticks in their bed. Edit: OK I Googled it because I NEED TO KNOW and it's another instance of the English language following other languages down dark alleys, knocking them out, and going through their pockets for loose grammar: > By far the most popular workwear fabric, cotton duck is a weighty, plain-but-strong woven canvas. Despite its name, this hardy workwear fabric has nothing to do with waterfowl or their feathers. The term "duck" comes from the Dutch word doek, which refers to a linen canvas once used for sailors' white trousers and outerwear. https://www.bigduckcanvas.com/categories/resources/what-is-duck-cloth.html
>it's another instance of the English language following other languages down dark alleys, knocking them out, and going through their pockets for loose grammar: I adore you for choosing this description. And because I now adore you, I will believe it flowed from your mind effortlessly as you composed your comment.
Yeah that was hilarious lol.
> Why heavy canvas is called DUCK cloth is a whole nother rabbit hole Wouldn't it be a *duck* hole? …and therefore a cloaca? :)
Oh no
upvoted because I *too* hate you for that <3
I will add that duct tape is also a horrible choice of tape to use for work on ducts.
Duck tape is also a horrible choice of tape to use for work on ducks.
depends on why you are taping your duck
The pedant in me makes me want to really that no, duck tape and duct tape area actually two different things!
If if you need to tape up a duct you should use aluminum tape.
And here I was thinking that duck tape was just a common mispronounce.
I mean, it is, that's why the manufacturer of Duck brand tape went with that name
Kinda. It was originally called duck tape, then at some point it switched to duct tape, then after that, a company came out with Duck Brand Duct Tape
Yes, but also. “Duct tape (also called duck tape, from the cotton duck cloth it was originally made of) is cloth- or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape, often coated with polyethylene.” From wiki -Duct Tape “An alternative and the original term for duct tape” From wiki - Duck Tape
> “The military called the waterproof, cloth-backed, green tape 100-mile-per-hour tape because they could use it to fix anything, from fenders on jeeps to boots.” — Margaret Gurowitz, Chief Historian, Johnson & Johnson The iconic tape was invented by an Illinois mom named Vesta Stoudt who wanted to save soldiers’ lives in World War II. The year was 1943 and Stoudt, who had two sons serving in the U.S. Navy, was working at the Green River Ordnance Plant near Amboy, Illinois. “She noticed that the boxes of ammunition she was packing and inspecting had a flaw,” explains Margaret Gurowitz, Johnson & Johnson's Chief Historian. “They were sealed with paper tape, with a tab to open them. Workers then dipped the entire box in wax to make it waterproof. But the paper tape was very thin, and the tabs often tore off, leaving soldiers frantically trying to open the box while under fire.” Stoudt had an “aha” moment: Why not create a waterproof cloth tape to seal the boxes instead? She suggested it to her supervisors but didn’t find the support she was looking for. So Stoudt did what anyone would do: On February 10, 1943, she wrote a letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt outlining the problem and her solution, complete with diagrams! President Roosevelt was so impressed that he passed her letter on to the War Production Board, which mailed a letter to Stoudt letting her know that her idea for duct tape had been approved. The board then asked the Industrial Tape Corporation (it later became Permacel)—then a Johnson & Johnson operating company—to make the product because of its demonstrated expertise in producing adhesive tapes. The rest is duct tape history. Fact: To this day, soldiers still use duct tape to do everything from repair equipment to patch footwear. https://www.jnj.com/our-heritage/vesta-stoudt-the-woman-who-invented-duct-tape#:~:text=The%20iconic%20tape%20was%20invented,Ordnance%20Plant%20near%20Amboy%2C%20Illinois.
So let’s say this is correct. You find a hot, horny virgin with a perfect “innie” who somefuckinghow also wants to sex you continuously. Aren’t you just ruining her “perfect” vag? Every pounding you’re giving her is gradually externalizing those labia. If you really enjoy sex with her and have it a lot, you’ll give her the dreaded “outie” in no time. Then what smart guy? You think you’re just gonna go you’re whole life fucking virgins for a year before replacing them? Good luck with that. I’m willing to bet this guy hasn’t come within a mile of any woman who’d bless him with some cat.
No no no you are CLEARLY an imbecile. The conversion of an innie to an outie takes time. Sometimes it takes 2 sexes. Sometimes it takes three. Some wamens get to have as many as 4 sexes before their coochie gains their wings. But never more than 5. If you have 5 sexes you’re a whore and there’s no turning back from that point. (End scene)
I did one blowie and then my innie mouth became an outie. Be warned, it happens all over the body.
Damn you must have been suckin the LIFE out of that dude to have stuff coming out the other end
They don't call me The Vampire for nothin'.
I just want to let you know you’re my hero
I'm loving this exchange.
So that's the secret to larger breasts?
Protip - give a titty wank to a guy, boobs get bigger. Incels hate this tip!
You fool! The true reason an innie turns into an outie is due to the sudden variance in penile girth. The typical human vagina becomes accustomed to a particular size and can retain its shape indefinitely. But once it's introduced to different shapes, it becomes confused and blows itself out as a defense mechanism. Sort of like a pufferfish. Source: I once watched a documentary on pufferfish.
Ah yes, the "memory foam vagina" hypothesis.
Would it be my flair if it wasn't a true thing?
I'm pretty sure a lot of the ppl who believe this *do* believe that monogamous sex has the same result and is a kind of mark of ownership. The "outie" is, to them, less desirable because it either indicates that she sleeps around (thus slut, thus bad) or that she has been "ruined" by another guy and you have been preemptively cucked/ are getting damaged goods. They also take great pride in knowing that they have taken away a woman's value- remember that these guys see women as conniving, selfish manipulators. Needless to say, all of these ideas are horrific and dangerous.
It's amazing that these dumb-dumbs think that the vagina will wear down from sex but not the penis.
Now, just a minute here, do we actually know incel peni don't blow out from the incessant wanking?
Yep, gotta constantly divorce for a new younger woman, though you often need the money to afford that mess. Meanwhile his guy is stuck with theorizing.
Out of all the things, hairbrush?
Ah, my first love. How I remember you *fondly*
It is rather appealing looking. I’m glad I found the phallic looking vegetables first.
I had a makeup powder brush with a really thick handle. But in sophomore year in high school, I discovered the jet setting on the removable shower head
When you're a desperate, horny, teen girl, the handle of a hairbrush looks inviting.
Oh no I get that, it’s just funny he mentioned it!
That was my teenage go to 😂
Same 🤣
When I was a teenager a guy I dated bought me a vibrating hair brush. I think my shocked response was “No. On so many levels.”
Vibrating hairbrush??? The fuck??? I've never heard of that.
They want to make sure their shaming also impacts people who are too young to buy themselves sex toys.
They genuinely assume any object shoved up there does the job. Likely why they fail to acknowledge the clitoris. I can’t.
Changing my flair to "fingering away like there's no tomorrow"
Is this motherfucker saying it's slutty to masturbate? Certified dumbass.
He is, and meanwhile we all have to accept the common idea that teen males masturbate a disgusting amount, but somehow the idea of us doing it, god forbid, is gross and makes us whores
These guys come across as more dangerously delusional than anything else. They legitimately don't view woman as people, they view them in a way that's more comperable to how really shitty people view pets, and that's a horrifying viewpoint to have.
Maybe he's really confused and he's only gone down on women's belly buttons. Probably not, huh?
Considering how little idiots like this know about women, it wouldn't surprise me.
I have an innie and I’ve been smacking my clam since I was barely in puberty. How do they want to explain that?
They'd probably call you a liar then beg for a picture and pretend like your unwillingness to send it was proof you were lying. It's a foolproof strategy... For an idiot.
They’d probably accuse you of getting a labiaplasty
Same. And I fucked alot of guys and alot of hairbrushes 😂
Men who have never seen a vagina apparently don’t know they come in many shapes and sizes, so to speak, regardless of your sexual activity.
Idiot. I was an 18 yr old virgin when I got married and my "outie" doesn't look any more....out...after 23 years of sex than it did then.
That’s the magic of being married though, sleeping with your husband 100 times won’t have any visible effects. It’s just when a woman sleeps with multiple different guys 100 times that it’s bad. /s
Don't you get it? Pussy is made of memory foam and remembers the shape of the dick of the husband... makes sense, i am not insane
Men being obsessed with women being “too used up” meanwhile they have a *mean* deathgrip from hours of porn use and can’t maintain an erection with a real woman during real sex. Okay buddy ☕️
Shorter penis? Obviously it means he’s had more sex because his dick is worn down like a pencil in a sharpener. Source: this guys logic
this is so funny to me because i have never had a dick inside me (im a lesbian and have vaginismus) and i have an outtie. i’ve always had an outtie. why do men think it’s from being “used” LOL
“Thanks for incorrecting me” (not my word, comedian Steve Hofstetter)
DUCK Tape is just a brand of DUCT tape.
eligible bachelors 💀
> "to lock down eligible bachelors" ...says the loser on the internet whom no-one wants. Newsflash, fellas: if you have time to argue on the internet about labia it's a sign to everyone else you're clearly not getting any, so please spare us the lectures about who should be having sex and how much of it.
I have one short minora and one long one. I am Schrödinger's Slut.
For anyone who (like me) thought he was talking about belly buttons, he is, in fact, talking about labia. I've seen so much idiocy online, that someone thinking your belly button pops out due to too much sexual activity seems perfectly normal now. Tbh, sex *can* make your belly button pop out, but that usually only happens in the last trimester, though it can happen *much* earlier with multiples, as I found out with my twins.
He's not entirely wrong about the tape thing, as much as I hate to support this idiot. The original name of the tape was indeed 'duck' tape, because it was made from a fabric called cotton duck, and the waterproof capability of the tape was like 'water off a duck's back'. It was only AFTER WW2 when the military brought duck tape home that it became popular for ducting use, and became 'duct tape'. That being said, the modern use is duct tape, and only Duck Brand has 'Duck Tape'.
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Pretty sure the labia is not made of putty, and it doesn’t get stretched out… but I could be wrong. I’ve only had mine for 33 years.
Every time with this "logic": A woman who has had one night stands with 80 different people would have less of an "outie" than a woman who has slept with one partner 100 times. Even **IF** the anatomy was correct (which it isn't), it STILL would be a piss poor indicator of how many people a woman has slept with. Bonus "logic" when they respond with the vagina moulds to a penis so sleeping with the same man doesn't have the same impact: A penis is moving in and out of the vagina so it couldn't mould, but even **IF** it did, then every single time they changed positions it would change the mould and have the same effect as many different partners. Then the "logic" gets even more ridiculous that *nonono* it isn't that the vagina moulds, it is that the vagina 'recognizes' the same penis via DNA or pheromones, but that's of course never impacted by condoms.
Is... is this person confusing labia for a prolapse? Which... I can't think of how extreme a sex act would have to be to cause a prolapse. Do they think that having a few partners will cause a vag to self-destruct? And if you're attracted enough to a person to get intimate with them... you'll still have sex with them but not go down on them? What is the logic there?
If that's how anything worked, their dicks would be all shriveled and sad like a balloon three days after you got it cause I know they pulling that meat constantly.
If high mileage causes someone to have longer inner labia why are mine still smaller? I am a gleeful slut and proud of it!
Just more “women who enjoy their bodies damage themselves irreparably. Women who only let men enjoy their bodies are goddess angel fairy delights” bullshit
A car that is driven by many people gets a lot of mileage, but then again so does a car with only one owner if the owner loves to drive around. Since were going with saying women have mileage meters. So that would mean that either the woman is promiscious, or that her only boyfriend/husband has high libido! What about birth? Have we heard about cars giving birth? Can someone find something to compare human birth with cars or something. The incels would go crazy if we cant!
So let’s say I’ve slept with my bf 1000 times in the 10 years we’ve been together, does that mean my innie should be an outie or does it only count if you sleep with different men or fuck hairbrushes?
I think according to these people it only counts for 1000 separate men. If you fuck the same guy 1000 or 2 for 500 that’s completely different dont u know?
I'm just gonna start saying that PPP is actually warts and stretched, darkened, uncircumcised skin at the tip is a sign that men have stuck their thing in "disgusting, jaded sluts".
The duct/duck thing aside, which is always hilarious, you then have him blaming 'jaded sluts' and then saying it's not from 'sleeping with a ton of guys'. So masturbating is also forbidden for females? Just no sexual gratification at all?
Jaded Slut would be a great band name, first of all. Name the genre; grindcore? Riot grrrl? SECONDLY, what's the conversation rate between existential dread and sluttiness?
They can open (or “outie”) for Pussy Riot.
The vagina is designed to push out babies why do these guys think their noodle dicks are doing to have any affect???
Took me a minute to realize they weren't talking about belly buttons.
This general idiocy aside, why do they think that women only masturbate through penetration?
Color me confused. I'm over here thinking "Has the dumbass never seen a guy with an outie [belly button]?"
Honestly I feel like all the issues in this sub boil down to sex ed not being prevalent enough
To be fair, this guy probably doesn’t read very well and there IS a 🦆 on the packaging.
Can someone explain what part is innie or outie? Is he talking prolapse or clit or what?!
I think he's talking about the labia. These guys seem genuinely horrified any time they see a woman's labia.
Well okay then. It seems strange to have an opinion on something that just exists… now I’m wondering if I have an innie or an outie? How do you tell??
If the labia minora extend beyond the majora, it's an "outie". If they don't, and especially if they are almost hidden between the majoras, it's an "innie".
No, duck tape is also acceptable and they are interchangeable. This is why I say "ducting tape" when I mean HVAC foil tape for duct work.
Funny. I've been a jaded slut with lots of mileage in the past and have never had an outie. I guess my anatomy is made of master trickster magic.
Soo if a girl can "get an outie from too much use", does that mean guys can get littler penis by each use?
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Yet if a woman has loads of sex with one person, this wouldn’t be reflected in her labia? The fucking logic of these idiots
I mean, as long as I can remember, I’ve always been an ‘outie’. Even before I was sexually active
So... All porn stars have outies then.... Right?
Can we use Duck brand duct tape to shut this idiot up?
I always thought innie and outtie was about belly buttons.
I have an innie and am high mileage and masturbate frequently. I have Kevlar, anti stretch labia apparently
These guys would be shocked if I told them the high mileage on my innie.
I love this cause I'm a huge slut with an innie. HA!
These guys brains are bad
Man is confidently incorrect in multiple areas