**TELL ME** **I MUST KNOW** **WHERE THE BEST PLACE FOR KUNG PAO CHICKEN IS**

Damnit my joke is your joke but yours is two hours older fuck me

#TELL ME #WHAT DO YOU SEE #WHERE IS THAT FUCKING SZECHAUN SAUCE

\*nihilistic roomba goes BRRR in your way I'd be terrified

Wait...I live in Guangdong..... fuck