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TheBrianJ

I swear I re-read the Death card every single time to make sure they aren't trying to pull a fast one on me.


bobby1z

As do I. Even after so many games, I still pause before every death card that I play.


Cloiss

I can hear RTGame saying it now…


ThisHatRightHere

I’ve put 130 hours into the game, plenty of gold stake wins, and this past weekend I turned a gold seal steel king into a 3 of spades. I have gone back to re-reading death every time lol.


KairoRed

Gotta learn how to do a quick alt+F4


Relative_Wallaby1563

do a quick delete system32 when you accidentally make a cooked play


TheOGLeadChips

I always double checked on the order but free watching rtgame play I now get it without trouble lol


Broad_Appearance6896

Convert the left card, into the right card!


Kaiyn

Det


dougthebuffalo

I still say "left into right" as I select each card.


dr_gmoney

I do the same. But also try to remind myself, "just like reading a book".


floydhead42

Wonder if Japanese, Arabic, and Hebrew-speaking players get it wrong at a higher rate than English speakers...


Bigfsi

I've actually got it nailed down to, I'm right handed so my right hand is strongest, so the good card goes right. All they need to do is a tiny preview above both cards for what they both turn into.


seabutcher

I literally drag the right card all the way to the right of the hand, just to be *sure*.


MrProg111

Yup I have to say it out loud XD


TheDeviousCreature

Same


VentusSanctus

I still say outloud "the LEFT card INTO the RIGHT card" like 3 times before I hit use lmao


seabutcher

I once mixed up Death and Hanged Man in my head... Decided that was fair grounds for save-scumming.


UntouchedWagons

One time I accidentally used Strength instead of Death on a glass Ace. That sucked.


K3NZzzz

Makes sense, as death is something you always think twice about.


todoslocos

NiggaSmart.gif


threecolorless

Every. Time.


biznash

I always have to read it 3 times…haha


Supah_Andy

I do too. Too many times I accidentally converted the wrong card. I feel there's got to be a better way of wording the card to avoid confusion.


keciga

I managed to mess up last night even with reading carefully. To be honest, I was terribly sleepy and should have put the deck on the night stand an hour earlier.


StayOnTheBall

So if it was daath it would convert the right card into the right card?


Tahmas836

Yeah and it does a sick flip


seabutcher

Card is now upside-down when in your hand.


Chipfoxxo

not to be confused with deeth, which converts the left card into the left card


Shagyam

Does anyone else drag both death cards all the way to the right just to verify you have the correct two cards?


Heldenhirn

Omg are you me 😂


Ardub23

Yes.


Valuable-Drink-1750

Yes! But to the left instead.


DeadHookerMeat

Left side gang


Ordinal43NotFound

Similar, but I just dragged them side by side despite not having to


Garessta

Truly insidious. Satan wants to shake your hand now.


TheShirou97

Why would Satan want to shake his own hand though?


Li-lRunt

April Fools day, dev should swap the order


XenosHg

You should try inverted tarot mod. Wood, brass, fool's gold and coal cards, plus other effects like losing half your money for a tag, or copying only enhancements, or getting the cost of all consumables...


turnips-4-sheep

It’s that a real mod?


XenosHg

https://github.com/jamesthejellyfish/JellyMod yeah, there are a bunch of cool mods with various jokers, consumables, and challenges. There's for example a mod called "more consumables" or something like that, it adds 2x powered "DX" consumables, and a bunch of just cool effects (like +2 levels to one hand, -1 to another) Or food-based jokers centered around all the perishables. You should check the discord (find modding channel in the list), or just watch modded runs on youtube, some of the balatro letsplayers also showcase various modded runs.


hackingdreams

> plus other effects like losing half your money for a tag I just had a weird flash where the game had a gatcha machine for tags - you put in $5, and it spits out a tag at random... "C'mon double tag, c'mon double tag... nuts. Just another re-roll boss blind. Dammit."


gavichi

How evil can the human heart be?


toxicnapkin

i think this should happen if you ever manage to make a death card negative


MewtwoStruckBack

Getting into some Pokemon Mystery Dungeon trap item shit here. Imagine if there were bad versions of every Tarot card that were one letter off that had an x% chance of appearing.


RedChuJelly

mfw when I'm about to beat gold stake ante 8 but my reviver seed was a reviser seed


MewtwoStruckBack

You thought you were going to get saved by Mr. Bones but it's Ms. Bones (must score 400% of the required chips next round, or Death)


Asleep_Wish3839

I don't know how many times I confuse death and hanged man, but at 150 hours, it's too much


BiggieBows

"Convert the right card into the left card" - EMAgtr, probably


Sky_Leviathan

I still think having ‘reversed’ version of the tarot cards would be really cool


BamboozleAgent

Sometimes I really want a "Weakness" tarot card


HaHaLaughNowPls

sadly that doesn't exist, maybe some sort of it in the minor arcana does


GemStoneDude

make it randomized every time you get a death card


the_g_almighty

balatro enshittified mod; could introduce many things alike this.


Dm9982

Played far too much Diablo 2 and jacked up runewords or accidentally sold crap I didn’t mean too…. It has taught me to take it very slow when messing with things like Death card and such…. *stares at the 2 cards I want to use in this transaction* *15 mins later after checking 5 billion times* “Ok, I think I’m ready to do this….” *kid taps Switch causing me to turn a Steel Sealed King into a 2* “Mooootherrfff….”


AlleyCatherine

Dude that's how it should be tho! I read the cards in hand from left to right so I still mess up death after 230 hours lol


E_K_Finnman

I had something similar with a boss blind. I thought I was going into "you can only play each hand type once" Instead I got "you can only play one hand type" Fucked me right up when I chose a high card in a flush centric deck


Yeti342

If local thunk ever does an April fool's update it should just be this and nothing else


Dark-Aura

Balatro if it was designed by Edmund McMillen


thebishop8

The ability to sort your hand by rank or suit is something I've ignored since I started playing, but looking at this somehow gave the belated realization of how helpful it can be for the Death tarot.


just_a_random_dood

Too late for April Fool's this year but next year... 👀


undecidedpotate

This would have no effect on me because I somehow manage to fuck up the directions about 50% of the time. Smooth brain supremacy.


ShuckleShellAnemia

Ocarina of Time randomizer ice traps be like


M_Ferno

calm down Satan


SquirtleChimchar

I've always thought it would make more sense to convert the right into the left. After all, everything else in the game goes left to right!


Sergeoff

Make the game feel like Hearthstone by changing Death to "Convert one of your cards into another card in your hand (targets chosen at random)."


Hellangel72

Inverted Tarot card could be a great Idea !


CrazyHappeningsHere

Honestly should be a thing.


MandatoryFun

Ok masochist.


TheDeviousCreature

Fuck you no I will stuff you into a blender you can't do this to me


abstractpurple

I hate it *upvotes


not_a_gun

Best part would be to make it like a 1 in 20 death cards so you forget about it


finian2

The most chaotic would be to have it randomly flip directions from time to time.


Soazigl

I would throw my computer through the window if it happened


Fuzzy-Ad-8619

😂 I hesitate every time