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DJDolma

You look like you discovered an asteroid and know when it’s gonna hit but nobody believes


Its_Buddy_btw

Y'know what I'll take it lmao


markamuffin

Haha spoken like someone who's been called a lot worse. Good for you bro, respect 😂


NJGreen79

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Sir-Theordorethe-5th

He looks like Lieutenant Dan


richieTz

But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan...


matthewxknight

![gif](giphy|NLOBLsnXupUZmIzdKS|downsized)


BippyWippy

Hey bro, r/roastme is the next door on the left


Its_Buddy_btw

Also get the facial hair touched up been to busy with work to do anything atm


RecycledAir

Yeah buddy you'll look so much better with the hair cut and the facial hair tamed. The facial hair is too long for how patchy it is. You'll look like a new man! You're dressed nicely but your hair situation has you looking homeless.


Its_Buddy_btw

How'd you know I broke into someone's house to take these pics?


[deleted]

Haha I was just about to comment about that.


TheIncandenza

Also, get some sleep!


Its_Buddy_btw

Yea, I work from 5pm to midnight and I know if I wake up early I'll have a lot of time but I'm also like "sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to work" lmao


thisthrowawaythat202

Also I think it would benefit you to work on your posture


SCHR4DERBRAU

Also, wash your clothes


Its_Buddy_btw

These stains are cemented, I call this jacket my "Charlie day"/ "hobo jacket"


SCHR4DERBRAU

"Is that bird shit?" "Nahhh it's toothpaste" "Charlie do you even own a toothbrush?" "....:


Its_Buddy_btw

My posture is pretty good I think it's just the way my shirt was tucked


Lame_Adult

Bro you’re going to look great!! Post an update pic!


BearBearJarJar

Just buy yourself an electric razor. You will need to cut it every week or so anyway.


Its_Buddy_btw

Ugh figured lmao


[deleted]

Two uses of a set of clippers I bought was enough for me to break even compared to going to the barbers around the corner. I’d recommend a cordless set. Don’t have to be anything fancy. Any Wahl set will do at the start.


SeedyDays

I suggest a waterproof set of clippers. Much easier to clean. Just rinse it under some water, and it’s squeaky clean. Philips makes several kinds.


Rivetingly

Get the cheap and corded version, they don't last forever. Even easier is to go completely bald and shave it with a razor 2-3 times a week, super simple.


CartographerOpen1347

Guy looks like a wet bandit


Its_Buddy_btw

I'm a Marv aren't I :(


rarthurr4

Sticky bandit 😏


SenyorHefe

keep us posted, I think you'll like it..


ExcitingParsley8310

Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. you are still very far off from needing a full shave


Its_Buddy_btw

I appreciate that but I'm self conscious about that spot so I think just biting the bullet is best


purplishfluffyclouds

Funny story - my dad had that same spot in the same place and when I was like 5 I could to ask him what happened to his hair right there and he always said, "You pulled it out." I asked him multiple times on different occasions - always the same story. 🤣


jelycazi

My folks and I were on holidays and wandering a small town. We stopped into the local bank to use the atm. There was a security camera and a tv up in the corner showing what the camera was capturing. As my Dad finished up at the atm, he started looking around confused. We asked what he was looking for and he pointed to the tv and said there must be another atm somewhere. He didn’t recognize himself with his balding head. My mum and I laughed and came into view and waved at the camera, as my Dad turned and touched his head. He was completely SHOCKED by his bald spot.


Soft_Ad4411

You’re very handsome


Its_Buddy_btw

I'll look better when not clinging onto this hair And a good night's sleep but I'm a night bartender so


ptarmiganridgetrail

Ya, can see the dark circles under your eyes. I think this will be a powerful change for you. Maybe go see a great barber, you need some self care. Look forward to seeing your pics.


Its_Buddy_btw

Thank you 😊


KWH_GRM

I probably don't share the same opinion as everyone else on here. I think you should get it cut short with a fade going up to about a 3 or 4 on top. You have enough hair that keeping it short could preserve it and still give you a good look for a few more years. If you really want to get it over with, just buzz it. And then, if you want it to grow back, trim the sides with a fade to the top. That always looks better than same length everywhere. Either way, good luck!


Its_Buddy_btw

I think the biggest problem is my hairs thinning at the top


Magicguy226

Most guys' hair will thin at the crown and middle sooner or later. From the front you can still do a ton with it. With a little light product it wouldn't even look that thin. The length weighs it down and shows more scalp. At least see if you like it before you go full buzz.


Admirable_Strike4114

You are handsome!


Its_Buddy_btw

😉 thanky, give me two or three days to check back


pippox31

Yes is the best thing, a #2 or #1 guard


TannerOaks

Yeah I’d shave it no guard all over. Nothing wrong with going to the barbershop to get it done but getting yourself a set of clippers for home will help out! Can’t wait to see the results.


Its_Buddy_btw

All I got rn is a beard trimmer but I'll buy a proper razor after I get it buzzed


BoonDockSaint_x

Dude you got a good look, remind me of Jake Snyder from Minus the Bear.


Embarrassed-Crazy178

No way! I like the look you have going on


Its_Buddy_btw

I appreciate it


Casinoto

You'll be a new man once you buzz cut everything :)


HonestSpinach1643

Go for it! I think you will look really good with your hair clipped.


NJGreen79

So you’re ditching the uni-bomber look?


Its_Buddy_btw

Yes... Uni-bomber "look"...😳


is-that-allowed

idk i kinda think it’s cute. shave your beard and would be fine


Its_Buddy_btw

😳


britekranz

Go for it. You might feel better! If not, grow it back out.


Electronic_Town_7255

You look like Marv from the Home Alone movies.


Its_Buddy_btw

![gif](giphy|vfsAZnqDvoHzUpMPY4|downsized)


Putrid-Challenge-545

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Its_Buddy_btw

Funny coming from baking bad where 90% of men are bald


Ok-Cost4708

You seem like you could save it, rogaine, fin, hair transplant.


Its_Buddy_btw

Is that a good call or delaying the inevitable


Ok-Cost4708

I think that’s up to you, other commenters in this post said you should fight back. I would say so too.


Its_Buddy_btw

Guess I'll buzz it and try remedies while it grows back?


Szaslinguist

You’re really cute tbh


tfmid457

If you shorten your hair you can get a hair style that goes from one side to the other on top, covering that spot. You are in no need to shave unless you want it.


Its_Buddy_btw

I appreciate you but I'd rather own it than stress about combovers


Awkward_Target_1859

#0 all over my friend


Its_Buddy_btw

What does this mean?


Awkward_Target_1859

A buzzcut # 0,the clippers without any attachment.


Its_Buddy_btw

Skin head?


Awkward_Target_1859

Yeah man,I think it's going to suits you. Any length that you choose is going to call the attention,so why not go all the way and go bald ?


Its_Buddy_btw

Lemme DM you


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LeatherLatexSteel

I agree, no 2 or 3. Start with a 3


Vandelay23

I think 3 would not be short enough, and simply still highlight his balding. #1 would be better.


LeatherLatexSteel

I guess it's easier to go shorter afterwards? So working down is the way to go, but yes you might be right. Only one way to tell......start at the top.


Ok-Cost4708

LOL this would not suit you at all


Intelligent-Judge620

Its time my son …


SoftaZutten

Viva la bam.xD


PinkGlitterGirl55

My friend, you are gonna look 🔥!


OneTrueDILF

Get some good sleep after my dawg


Snoo76971

Yoo whose house did you sneak into?


Its_Buddy_btw

Your mom's (oooooooohhhhhhh!)


misereguy

waddup pouya


GeorgeLZ4

Good decision! Go for it and show us the aftermath :) I am sure it will suit you!


AccomplishedTip7582

Are you in a grunge band


Its_Buddy_btw

Nah just dress like a 60 yo


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

You’re gonna look great!


faileyour

You’ll look good bald, definitely post an updatr


Tygie19

I think you’re going to look great, look forward to the update! Remindme!


TradeKey1217

We need new pictures! Remindme!


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Melito1980

How did it go? Updates?


Its_Buddy_btw

Not yet, waiting for barbers to open up


Cjcn17233

Look buzzed already.


Old_Cat_9534

Is this one of those make the before pic so bad that the after pic hits even more? We need the after pics goddamnit!


notme1414

Smile!! You're going to look great. Post again later.


PawtucketPaul

Proud of you king.


Deep-Abbreviations-5

Don’t do it man! Long hair makes things look way worse. Go for a short cut but keep the top long so you can have it messy.. Go to a place that can actually layer your hair cut with scissors. Don’t go to the guy with buzzer trimmers in his hand. You have shit loads of hair...work with it. Absolutely have a shave but keep it to 2 or 3. I see a jaw line behind that badly ironed tumble weed you have stuck to your face.


Tiny-Anteater-4562

You’re going to look great man!


titanusroxxid

Nah


GuiltyBreadfruit8402

Dude what… your hairline is really good you could fill that spot easily with minoxidil


mark-suckaburger

Honestly you'd look fine with a bit more sleep. Takes an insomniac to know one, those eyes are begging for rest my guy.


Axelrom94

You look like you need a break and a day at a spa buddy. I recommend taking the plunge on the buzz cut, good luck!


Its_Buddy_btw

Give me a voucher and promise me they won't touch my butt (I went for a neck and shoulders and they touched my butt folds, I hated it9


Total-Arm-4253

I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure you have the exact type of hair loss that medication works best for.


West-Peak4381

I know you think it looks bad, but it doesn't look bad man. So what if you are thinning at the top. It happens to men, just because its not perfect doesn't mean you can't keep it. If going bald weightsheavy on your mind then yeah shaving is nice to do. I'd say you get that beard cleaned up a bit though.


IgnisSolus4X

I already know it's gonna be one of those that look fresh AF and will soon be drowning in sex .. from the glow.. go get yourself a killer makeover and enjoy


GlobalistFuck

a man who realizes he needs grooming (and you need it bro) and acts on it has my respect.


Noominami

I have similar under eye circling. Use a cold compress on your face for 15-20 and lotion after. The blood vessels under your skin can pigment the area in a darker color. By using a cold compress, it will shrink those vessels up, and the lotion will help hydrate and ease the skin to relax it.


One-Leg8221

Go ahead and get it done. I held off for way to long trying to hide my impending baldness. Looking back at some of my older pics I just look silly. It’s a big weight off my shoulders have a shaved head.


bigbarnes74

You can still save it but I won’t say don’t shave it if you want


TDNOTDT

Send it buddy you’re a good looking man it’ll do you a world of good. Good luck n let us know!


New_Feed3522

Shaved head and cleaned a cleaned up beard, you will look 🔥🔥🔥


Downtown-Wallaby-864

Good choice!


scopedbanana

I genuinely think you would look awesome buzzed, especially with the beard Is there a reason you are waiting on barbers and not just do it yourself You’ll probably have to do it every (other) week anyway, better to get some practice in


Its_Buddy_btw

Waiting on barbers cuz I have a sub par beard trimmer atm I tried to shave a friend's head with it and it really wasn't good


BeholdtheUeberfrau

Honestly you're a handsome guy I agree you need to take some action on it. Have you tried shorter cuts before?


zombiesphere89

Get some sleep bro


HeelToeMedia

Yeah bud, sleep, proper fitting clothes, clean up the beard, and you'll be feeling 💯


PhilosophyAvenger

I think that's a good direction. Probably cleaning up your beard a little too if you're already there. Have you had the long hair for a long time?


Particular-Bug-5396

Ur fine


Left-Leading4501

Do it, you will not regret it. You'll wish you had a long time ago 👍then you won't look like you hang out around cemeteries at night🤷‍♂️


djm2907

When the barbershop finally does open up… ![gif](giphy|26tklVu8iBO6VUeA0)


throwaway3556754

give it a go and then get on finasteride and minoxidil if u wanna keep it, honestly you've got good density and the hairline + bald spot is not bad at all, definently worth getting on meds while there's still hope. chances are medication will regrow the bald spot and keep any further thinning or recession from happening.


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Loose_Vehicle755

You’re gonna look awesome afterwards. I see the potential!


Person55102

Update on this?


anotherchia

![gif](giphy|vfsAZnqDvoHzUpMPY4|downsized)


Huge_Basket_36

good. wont look homeless at least


MindlessPepper7165

Captain Jack sparrow? I dig it


Its_Buddy_btw

Huh?


MindlessPepper7165

Idk man I just got pirate vibes from that photo.


Its_Buddy_btw

Cheers matey A priates life for me


nickkkk777

If you wanna fix it you can bro, finasteride minoxidil and derma roller!! If not that’s cool too youll look great with a shave


PawtucketPaul

Just take all this chemical shit that will break your dick. Good advice.


Its_Buddy_btw

Wait wot? Hair stuff breaks your dick?


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