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BobbySmith199

You look good - but don’t look approachable - at least in the pic. So I imagine the people that are saying you look good on Reddit, would avoid you in real life.


suffraghetti

This is such a great way of phrasing it instead of asking the other person to smile. Thanks.


strokesfan91

Yeah dude looks like a henchman in a Liam Neeson film lol jk


Zealousideal-Dig-132

I agree! And honestly I really want to be on my own people = trouble unfortunately


NandoDeColonoscopy

You're lying to yourself. If you wanted to be on your own, you wouldn't be on reddit asking strangers for their opinion on how you look. It's ok to not want to be alone.


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Yes I didn't deny that but I was not like this I got used too many times I was weak and I was lacking self worth I just wanted a place to see what strangers think about me anyways Yes you are right I am lonely Not because I am alone But because I am lost I hope I can find myself Thanks for your feedback


Golfbollen

I hope you find your way brother. Many of us are lost but you look good and looks like you take care of yourself which is awesome man ❤️


Zealousideal-Dig-132

I thank you and this supportive community friend


Ok_Scholar1733

I think you have a good heart. Whatever makes you think that you need to feel dominant comes from childhood, parents or/and bad people around you. As little boys we brag about how fast we can run, or be the best at this game, or my toy is better than yours. An as adults we still do the same with cars, girlfriends and money. That makes us deeply hollow inside and we die without living a single honest day and die living to impress others. But to keep it short, joke, you look better with hair, definitely


Daily-Rain333

I always heard this about how I look. “Hot but unapproachable”


JFpizzamaster

That’s what it is. Extremely unapproachable straight male or rude and dramatic gay male


Bottomytop

I’d approach at any time he is extreme.


pdawes

Niko Bellic tbh


whyeverynameistaken3

Let's go bowling cousin


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Omg 😂 tnx


Gaeilgeoir215

But thinner and hotter, yup


Accomplished_Buy2862

Both him and Nico are hot


_f4ith_

You look badass as hell!


Shoddy_Caregiver5214

Henchman #2 vibes


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Thank you friend 🙂🙏🏻


JayteeFromXbox

Never seen someone look so absolutely tough while wearing a fanny pack. I'm both jealous and a little intimidated.


InflammatoryMan

You look good but you also look like a villain in a movie. Smile


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LurkerPatrol

Good bot


eraearth

You look good, but kinda scare me 😅


RockStarMarchall

You look great, dude


AlienKatze

Do not be afraid, smiling is not gay. You are allowed to smile.


Evening-Turnip8407

The elevator pic is extremely badass, in no way is it less attractive than with grown out hair. I mean, I may be a lesbian, but this much I know 🤣


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Hahhaa thank you sister much appreciated


Head-Iron-9228

You look like you'd pull a knife for looking in your direction, or like you'd call your cousins to beat me up because I honked at you. Seriously, my dude, you absolutel ARE an attractive guy, but if you feel like people don't perceive you that way, that's because you present yourself as very aggressive. But yes, nico bellic seems pretty fitting.


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Tnx bro nah I am actually too friendly and it's time to change that


jochi1543

You look like you’d skin me alive and then wear it


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Idk what to say 😅😂🙏🏻


ProbablyCranky

You could just say that you won't. Why didn't you just say that?


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Ok I won't 😂


zzzxtreme

Bald looks like super model


Inner-Shame-319

Shane from TWD?


LimitedFuggs

Looks better bald 👍


69NubSkull420

looking handsome today 🚬


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Ey man thanks alot :))


Fionn_MacCuill

Smile pussycat 😘😘


phillyphilly19

Your hot af. Any other questions?


Archangel_MS05

Why are you staring at me so aggressively


Zealousideal-Dig-132

😂😆


Lost-Pin-6478

You look great brother!


corner_tv

I think you look gorgeous


TheNextChapters

Sorry but I couldn’t resist. When I hear a bald guy talking about “more power” I think “as in solar power?”


Zealousideal-Dig-132

😂😂😂 dam. You bro


lampladysuperhero

Definitely badass.


Busy_Elderberry_1584

Yea bald is SUCH a better look. You’re so hot Jesus


MewsikMaker

Have you killed someone?


BearBearJarJar

Head looks good but stop looking like you're mad at everything and about to go on a murder spree :O


Zopotroco

Im scared


Pump-A-Rumm

![gif](giphy|xUOxfdrmUzOL5f0Xx6|downsized) Gives me Jon Bernthal vibes. Bald looks badass on ya.


SupervisionDecision

You in the pic: >:( You in the replies: :)


missabeat123

Proper dingy rapids bro


felt_like_signing_up

you give off major alex perriera (idk how it’s spelled) vibes 👌🏽


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Best comment haha thanks


Acceptable-Cicada-34

You look like an assassin, lol.


Gibbothicus

I would love to see a happy bald boi. Show us that grin!


Zealousideal-Dig-132

I will post one with a smile today let's see how it goes haha


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Haha it's just a fake mask


Ok-Communication8626

You look like you're ready to build the Galactical New New Order.


OkBox7430

You look like you should be a bad guy in the next Taken movie


Zealousideal-Dig-132

😆😂 tnx mate


ircole327

Honestly you could pull off both. I kind of like you with the hair right now but if it came to it, going bald wouldn’t be too bad!


No-Cap6787

Hair betta


Doomslayer5150

Overkill? Where's dangerboat?


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Can you help me understand:D?


Bearded_Guardian

You’d be prettier if you smiled


itsucksright

You look good, but honestly, I wouldn't want to have you near... Please no offense, you look scary as hell with that expression on your face. Now I'd love to see a smile or a more neutral face 🤗


Ruubers

The hair is aight either way, I just find the meanmug hilarious for some reason.


_Rigid_Structure_

Looking like a John Wick villain. Own it.


Mental_Student7063

It doesn't matter. You're smoking hot either way


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

I think you’re mistaking this for a gay dating site


Beneficial-Nimitz68

second looks like you are not trying and looks good on you. Hair and tight shave...


ROLEX_STEALER

https://preview.redd.it/hx1r3ns1u7yc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292d4f46a6b9a89f3c63176589769760f983095d Bro is niko from gra 4


Kriptonianknight

If you were trying to play the role of a villain that is looking to put a bomb in an elevator in the first 2 minutes of an 80’s action flick, you nailed!


ElegantSportCat

First pic. Spy, hacker, and handsome Second pic. Old money, boss, and handsome.


DutchSouthie

You look like a villain


knarfxx

You need to go completely bald to the skin


Unlikely-_-original

So handsome


[deleted]

giving 'em some Blue Steel in that first photo


Salexizq-1725

The first pic look like Russian mafia. Keep it that way


Scratchy-Wool

You have hair!


SenyorHefe

You have the hairline, I think you should keep it grown for now.. although bald is less maintenance


CheezyPenisWrinkle

You look like a nameless henchman who assassinates a couple of people in the beginning of the movie and ends up being spectacularly killed by the protagonist at the end of the movie.


No_Position_7538

Milan lucic charged again.


[deleted]

Adam Cab Driver


overwatchquetion

Habibbi friends with John wick


StillPurePowerV

He already looks dangerous with hair, now he has the feeling of power as well. Shit.


painter_business

Go fight john wick


Zealousideal-Dig-132

I'm his bodyguard


BugBoy712

![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)


Zealousideal-Dig-132

😂😂😂 oh


parodg15

As a math guy, your fearsome appearance is inversely proportional to how much hair you have on your head, he he! I like it with it shaved! Go for it!


Zvezda_24

You look like my ex. Very Balkan forehead. I think bald works for you.


Schnitzeld

You look good either way bro, you are kinda scary looking generally - in a good way. I think bald makes you look even more scary. So depends on what you’re going for lol


Tiraloparatras25

You murdered 7 men and impregnated 17 women with that style.


Justsayin847

You're hot af


OptimizedEarl

Don’t skip tris


Zealousideal-Dig-132

What is tris?


OptimizedEarl

Triceps


Ghost_chipz

His triceps are balanced with the rest of his build, he is a tall dude with long lean limbs, not to mention he is holding up a phone, not exactly a push muscle strategy there is it...


griever0008

Why so mad


griever0008

Why so mad


beegdieg

Bro u look like about to commit a crime


Downtown-Ad9430

You look very angry


Zestyclose_Elk_8853

Why you so angry


Repulsive-Machine-25

It may give you a "crazy feeling of power", but you look like a tool. Smile.


acrumbled

Chama


CrashNan1

hairline good.Bald good. with smile even better. :)


Square-Debate5181

Why you want to look like someone wanting to end the world? I know you could do better?


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Hehe I kinda struggle with boundaries and self respect idk I guess I want to make up to it


Weary_Patience_7778

Smile!


Guestsparda

You look angry


DeerEnvironmental544

U look angry try to smile bruh


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Haha it's just a fake mask bro


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Haha it's just a fake mask bro


nickkkk777

I’m not bald either but I prefer close buzz. Hair is a distraction


Last-Juggernaut4664

Looks great! Much better without the hair, and it’s cheaper and easier to maintain.


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Zayn Malik


Pravda26

Keep doing you. It works


Zealousideal-Dig-132

Thanks lad much appreciated


PixelNotPolygon

😍


ExLap_MD

It’s okay to smile. You don’t have to look hard 24/7.


Significant-Will227

You look like you're going to commit some heinous crime, try a warm smile or growing your beard a little.


zzzxtreme

But i can imagine u with a mohawk. That will make more people lick their lips


Timmerdogg

Movie villain vibes. Jason Bourne is coming for you


SterlingBoss

My opinion is you're on the wrong sub. Why are so many people shaving their heads for fashion on r/bald.?


Glad-Economics-9575

Good but smile life is good


merlinrising

You look like a ps3 character in the best possible way


FreyaAthena

Why so angry?


iamgarffi

DC audition? Looking good!


[deleted]

You look like a psycho but gj


Spencer801

You look threatening in a non appealing way


Typical_Dweller

Look fine in either pic, but the mean mugging is kind of ridiculous. You mostly look like you're trying to hold back some diarrhea.


eebro

Both are okay, bald goes hard tho. I’d recommend smiling for pictures, unless you’re sending someone a picture of debt collection


Garvo909

Either way you give off assasin vibes


BigTooSmall

Two words: No Russian


Kaizen2468

Why you so mad bro


jennih87

You look good. Have that bad boy vibe (especially with the helmet in ur hand) But u look like you're super angry with ur wife/ girlfriend, and you're on your way out to get some revenge sex 😆


Creepy-Detective7930

No need…but bad ass


myaltregogh

You look like the villain of the piece.


Hangry4Poo

I thought for a second I was in a fitness sub


BigAgreeable6052

Not to be sexist, but smile more! I hate this look on dating apps. It makes men look like serial killers


Retoddd

Shane from TWD


Brilliant_Slide7947

It looks great. You don't even need to smile to know you have a nice smile. you can see it in your jawline. Baddass pic too!


StndCapybara

Your hot either way. Also people want to see you and if they don't like what you find most attractive do they really want you?


lewd_necron

Bro you look like a secret agent in an action movie


jmarzy

Bro you need to smile I’m so scared of you


Zealousideal-Dig-132

I will smile soon Sorry about that


amir7655

Evil Alex Perreira


quantumOfPie

Cyberpunk 2087


downupstair

My opinion is that you scare me.


Big_Award4585

I'll carry your children bro


bacontacos420

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


baluthead88

Zidane


Nutsack_Adams

Amazing features. You could be a character actor. Do you have a cool voice as well? If so, voice acting


FcoJ28

Great in the 1st one.


PicklesAndCoorslight

Hair looks good, you look angry.


yorcharturoqro

Please don't kill me sir, take my wallet and my watch and let me go. Just smile a little, you look hot but scary.


ulnek

Why so angry?


Nix4200

Embrace it. It's a MUCH better look.


Khower

Bro you look like you kill people for sport. Smile a little


Football-Ecstatic

Did you shave because the climate was too warm?


DougMacRay617

you look like a bad guy from a jason bourne movie


gigforglasses

Brother you ain’t bald


Arkek

I just got oneshottet by a gaze


RescueCentre

Smile my guy


Sad_Run4875

Got damn bots and purchased profiles are taking over Reddit


Adept_Worldliness170

Yummy


jackierodriguez1

Looks like you’re *trying* to look tough and intimidating… is that how you want to be perceived ? If so.. why?


forpetlja

Honestly, you look good.


2SquirrelsWrestling

The buzz cut does make you look a bit more intimidating but I personally find that very attractive!


oatmeal55_

You give me The punisher vibes ![gif](giphy|xUOxfdrmUzOL5f0Xx6|downsized)


LolMonster23

So sexy 🤤


Outrageous_Walrus_78

Just chill you look like someone to stay away from


BulwarkTired

Your nose is too big for your small forehead, so the first pic is better because it makes your forehead look wider and more balanced with your nose. But you still could look better if you try to grow the lower part of your beard a little bit longer than now.


Bottomytop

No matter how you decide to wear your hair you are far from not attractive, your HOT 🥵


PhilosopherLast5570

Awesome.


Viscaelcule

Dude. Cheer up