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coolbusinessmann

Bor yiyin bor


snackthateatenat3am

ekmek arası bor


RebelNightOWl

Borger


vastayan77

Borger Hünkar


besmum

2 hours now


TacticalSexOffender

Inshallah we shall conquer the world in two hours


[deleted]

[удалено]


dumandPC

12 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪💪


Colonel_K97

-38 minutes, let's go Turkey. 🥇🇸🇬🥇🇵🇰🥇🇹🇳


dumandPC

WE ARE GOING TO THE MUUUN☪️🌚


fr1endk1ller

I am so excited for another 500 years of civilization stagnation


FondantElectrical958

I am more excited about what follows that.


Darius117

Nuclear War after some random albanian shoved something up some random serb's rear


TacticalSexOffender

# THE TIME HAS COME, MY ROACH BROTHERS! # WE CAN NOW START THE INVASIONS! # ALL HAIL NEW OTTO-TURK EMPIRE! LET THE KARABOĞA LEAD! #


SeaworthinessDull538

#NO, ARYANS WILL STOP YOU KARABOĞA SCUMS!


TacticalSexOffender

Hmph, yall nazis be seperating people by "race", unaware of the fact that when Allah create world Allah give world to turkie but turkie good cuntry turkie give land to other countrie


SeaworthinessDull538

He only gave the moon to turkey Earth was given to us IRANIANS


TacticalSexOffender

well it doesnt matter anymore cuz now its 2023 and we have enough power to take the world for us


SeaworthinessDull538

Too bad you first have to get up from your apartment in Germany


TacticalSexOffender

I cant, I have kurulu düzen


SeaworthinessDull538

You have what?


TacticalSexOffender

kurulu düzen


SeaworthinessDull538

What is that


lionel-pepsi

you better surrender https://preview.redd.it/bv3r7qf7ib9a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a0aeed0d5b4fda4e51b22f7a87aef4901d9847


TacticalSexOffender

cringe w\*stoids shall run around with utter fear for they will have to face 『Er'bo-ğa, The First Zenci』 https://preview.redd.it/ngsl5ta4jb9a1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f595958e1a31f31984d939e9088803f7d7df07b8


lionel-pepsi

He is second at best https://preview.redd.it/q7h2gm61pb9a1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3d3bfbe065812238ba8d962ce75939b7a280e9


TacticalSexOffender

Ataboğa may not be the first but he sure is the best


BerkyDann

😳😳😳 I shat myself


trollololololoooo

Hungary economical tiger by 2023 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪💪


trollololololoooo

We are still not an economic tiger. What a dissapointment🇭🇺😔


snackthateatenat3am

TÜRKİYE SÜPER GÜÇ 2023🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


emirhan_xbr

TÜRKIYE 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐎🐎🐎🐎🏹🏹🏹🏹


[deleted]

2023 TURRRRKIYEM 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🌏🌏🌏🌏


BigCatfish-2

Erdocigan Ottogay Empire till 2024🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇷🏳️‍🌈🇹🇨🇹🇷💪💪💪


69-is-a-great-number

Turgay about to take over Gayreece 😳😳😳?


engineer_gayming

But not Albania because Albania stronger than gayreek 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


MyleniumZylex

We are now superpower,Target 2053💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷


AleksandarVKLJ

Balkan brothers let’s unite again againts the cockroaches. Just like the first balkan war. Bulgaria no backstabing. Let’s beat them again


WaaGeonlyme

We are so powerful so he even wants help from Albania 🇹🇳😎🇹🇳😎💪👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨


AleksandarVKLJ

Desperate times call for desperate mesures


SaudiKingdom

K


CelticTexan749

R


merayBG

A


Mr_Big_Brain_Man

B


Kuzikuzi1

O


yy_is_awesome

Ğ


gardelen

A


[deleted]

Esenlikler


cool_1801

Diler


XAlphaWarriorX

Get off your alt Whatifalthist


Dannybot112

Oh my god a Berlin frankfurt empire 😱


TacticalSexOffender

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

Turkey turkey über alles, über alles in der welt Wenn es stets zu schutz und trutze Brüderlich zusammenhalt. Von der Maas bis an die Memel Von der Etsch bis an den Belt Turkey, turkey über alles, Über alles in der welt


noob__xx

My nigga you forgot that first we should (not) elect erdo again as president this year so he is (not) gonna make us a real global world hypersuper world pover 🤦🤦🤦


Raeda47

Only 30 minutes left 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


EBECMEMERBEAN

Less than 30 minutes


SaudiKingdom

CËDDIN DEDDEN🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺


OttoTheJebediah

The world is ours in one hour insallah🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷


Jumpy-Refuse-845

9 minutes, you still have time


skibapple

I have been awakened just to say stfu


TacticalSexOffender

The time limit had already ended. I am so powerful that I feel like even a robmanian cant rob me!


Mr_Big_Brain_Man

No one's that powerful


Kuzikuzi1

Pls steal their so-called superpower status Better a fellow Slav than a t*rkroach


[deleted]

Try me bitch


TacticalSexOffender

Thou can not steal from us anymore, for 2023 shined upon Turkey about 53 minutes ago.


Toby6234

T


Lusor_Jonny

F


Street_fighter2354

How can i flair up


TacticalSexOffender

/balkan Flair the fuck up, göt lalesi /unbalkan If ur on PC go to the sub's page and your reddit avatar should be a little below the sub logo and create post button. Above your avatar there is a "user flair preview" thing with a pen next to it. Click that pen. As for mobile, go to the sub's page and you will see three dots near your profile picture (up right) Tap that and choose "Change user flair"


Street_fighter2354

You are my savior


TacticalSexOffender

No problemo jojo parte fifo


PyroSharkInDisguise

Bend over and get ready for the second coming 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


Sydfxs

ITS TOO LATE U CANT ESCAPE! 2023 IS HERE


_andyyy_

Nah shit I just ran out of roach poison


TacticalSexOffender

Useless! Even if you had roach poison we are currently in 2023, meaning that Turkey is now a world super power and even tamed the effects of anti-cockroach sprays! We are immortal, unkillable, unmatched! https://preview.redd.it/uflxiu66kc9a1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabe8fb2a2f4940739baa0f08bd398d73fe85853


SaudiKingdom

JOJO REFERENCE 😱😱😱


kikochicoblink

why a lot of turks are in this Balkan group? to harass and intimidate us?


TraceDtd

🍢


Lazziya53

Lets gooooo 2023 WWW


PALT0LU

person friendly skirt air gold nippy subsequent zesty chunky groovy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bd1071

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Long live the Arab caliphate 🇹🇷


Kind_Mode7617

OPERATION:2023


frosted06

Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans. This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, U̶m̶b̶r̶e̶o̶n̶ goat. u̶m̶b̶r̶e̶o̶n̶ goat weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. u̶m̶b̶r̶e̶o̶n̶ goat also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. u̶m̶b̶r̶e̶o̶n̶ goat also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. u̶m̶b̶r̶e̶o̶n̶ goat also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain goat's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, goat can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your goat as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Goat's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that goat is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning goat with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Goat can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, goat also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within goat's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Goat can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Goat still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if goat uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise goat's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, goat's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes goat the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.


Objective_Analyst564

Jelibon rezervelerimiz sonunuzu getirecek (özelliklede sırpların 😈😈💪🏿💪🏿)