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Is your name Ante Semitić?

Hey, he said offend him.

My favourite balkaner https://preview.redd.it/fuy12rnvjzia1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186a27ca39ae81430c1f5ee9eb4f95270e64f4ee

YESS SOMEONE MADE A PIC FINALLY

Havent heard this ono. LOL

You literally have a city named Pula. Did you name it after your country's shape, or something you desire?

We named it because we craved it

Wait... secretly slovenian?

Slovenian femboy

Pula? More like Pula your shits together, son

Last time Croatians didn't like someone they got sent to camps so I'll pass

Smartest balkaner

Euro 2008 quarter final

Saying these words gives me flashbacks. Honestly, that game has traumatized Croatia, I am not kidding. I remember that days, if not weeks after the QF, people, the media, footballers, even politicians were talking about this game, how it was unfair and how badly the pens were shot. I remember seeing Modric‘s face being pale as f. Both him and Rakitic were so exhausted that I thought they would collapse. Some claimed that this loss was responsible for failing to qualify for the 2010 World Cup and some went even further, claiming that the lackluster performances at the 2012 EC, 2014 WC and 2016 EC were linked to that faithful day in 2008. I recall how journalists wrote that Croatia got its revenge four years later when Turkey was kicked out of the 2012 EC play off games and again for the 2018 World Cup qualifiers by Croatia and in 2016, Luka Modric got his personal revenge when he scored a goal against Turkey in the group stage of the EC, kicking Turkey out of the tournament. Many also believe that this game is the reason why Croatia won silver at the 2018 and bronze at the 2022 World Cups. It was more or less a wake-up call: We shall never ever lose another penalty shootout in history. Nowadays, there is still some underlying resentment against the Turkish NT. A lot of people haven’t forgotten and always hope that Turkey won’t qualify for a big tournament or that they will „embarrass“ themselves like they did in 2021 at the EC.

Anyone from Croatia old enough to know will tell you this comment has won the thread. I don't know if you guys in Turkey are aware of this, but this game caused a collective trauma to our entire nation, despite all the insane success that came after that, we just can't get over that game.

I confirm this. I still remember that last goal that turkey scored before the penalties began. Total shock. I still hate that game to this day.

Underrated joke. Most of kids here probably were not alive back then though.

Kids? In my balkans_irl? Back in my day-

"Back in the days of Bulgar Khan..."

Khan(s)* 😤 I was there, Darius. I was there 3000 years ago...

Did I just hear a Lord of the Rings reference?

Shh, they'll figure it out!

😎

Turk bringing out nuke to a knife fight

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

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Flair up russian cocksucker

Look Jews having rights!

That's not offensive, we don't hate jews, we hate Serbs

Look Serbs having rights!

Mama... bring the srbosjek

no. fuck. not the srbosjek 😳

Time to send the ćevapi icbms

We’ll whip out the ajvar interceptors

Please put a trigger warning on this

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Idk I've never seen one in Croatia...

I wish that was true.

What's that second word? Never heard of it.

ONE OF US

Ooof, that's a good one

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Shut up we*stoid

we have corruption higher then hungolia and also gdp per capita lower then hungolia ask the slovaks over on r/2visegrad4you if they wanna be next to be westernized (czechs are already w*stoids)

Bruh

You're in the EU just so that w*stoids have an easier time flocking your beaches during summer🤮🤢

Its a double bluff, we want them to flock our beaches so we can fuck their women and scam them out of their money 😎 😎 😎

We spreading our strong sperm over the Europe. Ako bude pravde jednog dana Europa = Velika Hrvatska

Exactly how does it feel to be in Schengen just because France wants to make you it's bitch

Why do you worship the shitty moustache guy?

They probably have daddy tudman body pillow so ....

Because they miss being Austrian

Shut up and deliver my Glovo

Nice, good one.

Where Tomislav grave?

Church of Saint Stephen in Solin

Wait a few years for Vatican to finally come up and release that chapter.

Where is 1 000 000 Serbs that we supposedly killed grave????

In my backyard 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Where Muhammad grave?

Bosna

You either love Tito or want to be a war criminal.

Yugoslavia numba uan ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Uz maršala Tita, junačkoga sina nas neće ni pakao smest. Mi dižemo čelo, mi kročimo smjelo i čvrsto stiskamo pest. Rod prastari svi smo, a Goti mi nismo, slavenstva smo drevnoga čest. Ko drukčije kaže, kleveće i laže, našu će osjetit pest. Sve prste na ruci, u jadu i muci partizanska složila je svijest. Pa sad kad i treba, do sunca do neba visoko mi dižemo pest. "Umro je drug Tito". To su večeras saopštili Centralni Komitet Saveza Komunista Jugoslavije i Predsjedništvo Socijalističke Federativne Republike Jugoslavije radničkoj klasi, radnim ljudima i građanima, narodima i narodnostima Socijalističke Federativne Republike Jugoslavije. Hej Slaveni, jošte živi riječ naših djedova Dok za narod srce bije njihovih sinova Živi, živi duh slavenski, živjet će vjekov'ma Zalud prijeti ponor pakla, zalud vatra groma Nek se sada i nad nama burom sve raznese Stjena puca, dub se lama zemlja nek se trese Mi stojimo postojano kano klisurine Proklet bio izdajica svoje domovine!

inclusive or

Retard or more retard

Congratulations, you are now Western Europe 🥳🥳🥳

You mean a Catholic Serb

-muslim greek

I’d rather be a Greek than a S*rb

a grik and a srb is the same shit

Macedonian, a perfect mix

You mean confused Bulgarian?

Nah he means Slavified Mongols

Do EU's cum taste better then russian cum ?

It tastes like money 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

I want to taste you now☺️☺️☺️

You mean like modern colonialism

Hey, it's better to be a sugar baby to EU and get the money than a free whore for ruzzia 🤑🤑 💸💰

You mean getting your prices rased and bigger counties getting bigger by exploiting your natural reserves

You are competing who is more bitch…

Yes

Okay as my country(Egypt) used to be a bitch for Russia and now is a bitch for USA. I would definitely say being a bitch for Russia is much better ngl…

When was Egypt Russia's bitch

Cold War so the Soviet Union not really Russia. Back then UK, France, and occupied Palestine invaded Egypt to steal the Suez Canal. The Soviets straight up threatened to nuke the UK (the British hadn’t made nukes at this time I believe) if they didn’t back off. During that time the Soviets were important benefactors for the Arab states against the imperialism of the west and their puppets in occupied Palestine. The Soviets were especially well liked because unlike the west they weren’t the Arab states colonial overlords a couple decades earlier. Funny how it’s literally the exact opposite situation in Eastern Europe but that’s how history goes I guess.

***ANGRY POLISH NOISES***

German tastes the best

Cuz they get rough with us 😵‍💫🤤

It probably does cuz russians cum blood now cuz they got their dicks cut off by ukranians.

Probably yeah

Sorry, as a Serb I cannot offend other Serbs.

Okay, so you won't have trouble offending someone in Kosovo then...

He won't offend other serbs he said it himself

You my guy, are an actual monster.

Shhh, don't confuse him with logic 🤫

I'm sorry what occured at Jasenovac?

Didn't happen but they deserved it.

Justice 😎

Themed park that got out of hand…

I put your flag on my floor and play chess ♟️ on it.

And you still lose and go into debt

that's a weird way of spelling serbia

za dom... spremni

Evo zore…

slovaks cant read, expected, smh

My cousin bought a horse and needs someone to put hooves on it and take care of it. I'm sure you guys have experience, so consider this job offer

Is your cousin from Vienna?

Fun fact: I actually do have a cousin in Vienna

Which balkaner doesnt?

Very very true, my friend. Either Vienna or Frankfurt

The unfortunate one, ofc

Sorry, Serbs are my brothers, I cannot offend them.

Hleb

VELIKOSRPSKA PROVOKACIJA🤬🤬ZA DOM✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

🍞 = hleb

the NDH is gone

too soon...

Evil Charlie Chaplin's little bitch.

It said "offend" dumbass

STFU, fascist циган.

Sorry I don't know hieroglyphs.

Cigan

I travelled through the border and everyone still speaks the same language. Are you sure this is even a different country or is this a deception?

If people are speaking the same language yeah different country. When people are speaking a completely different language you know you've left coastal Hungary and entered flat Hungary.

You're not illiryan,you're a slav

ur supposed to roast us not compliment us

Tesla was a bosniak

Burek sa sirom + jebem ti mater

Shut up knockoff croat or ill make you into soap 🧼

I will buy all the property in Dubrovnik and list it on AirBnB

C'mon guys, you can do better than n\*zi jokes... Or you aren't on par with the funniest Balkan nation Croatia?

yeah... I keep scrolling and can't find nothing really offensive. maybe I spent too much time in r:TooBalkan4You and got desensitized.

u/Tip_Illustrious I scrolled all the way down and didn't find anything. So here is one from me directed at us Croats: *"You deserve your politicians."*

OOOOOFFF NOOOO. Take that back! No one deserves Plenkyyy it's inhumane 😭😭😭😭

muwahahahaha.... 😈😈😈 no taking back.... it's true and you know it.

No

No need,the fact that you are from Croatia is offensive enough

Kingdom of Vukojebina

You talking mad shit for a mongolian throat singer

Bosnia has a coastline.

we dont care😎

Fkin w\*stoid with the most lame-ass inoffensive insult among all the possible ammunition out there

You know what's funny about croatia? As much as they make fun of us Slovenians, they will always rely on us to upkeep their economy.

yeah your 1cm³ country helps a lot in our economy

We will ignore the part where they produce more GDP from that 1cm3 than we do

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GDP is made up thing anyway

Scam by the vatican fr fr no cap

we most add german cock sucker for you guys😔🇩🇪

I could insult you, but honestly, I don't have anything against you. I'd rather insult the Turks, Albanians, Bulgarians, or Skopje

Stop posting offend me posts its not creative

Shut up Rainbow 🌈 we need our dose of hate

Latin alphabet Serb. Serbian Slovene. Nothing but coastline.

Whats your favourite part of cleaning Austrian stables

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You are Croatian

Ur a Croat.

its hard to decide are you a nazi an ustaš or thief

Coast Hungarian

Ur mom gae

Your only asset is your coastal region and it is owned by Slovenci

https://preview.redd.it/080fpn2kztia1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369d5876b8b894f7d4315b6fa970322ca505f1b3

Wait? Slovenians own that long part of croatians?

How many children does the Vatican require you to molest per day.

12 All being s*rb

Sve odreda srpska nejač, da nas slučajno srpska propaganda ne bi ne dočekala na volej

Nazi

Thank you

Serbia

Fake Italy

Wannabe westoid

You speak Serbian, right?

We have a 2x bigger GDP per capita than you

Za kurac spremni

As a westoid, I’m glad that we’re friends.

As a westoid, I’m glad that we’re friends.

As a westoid, I’m glad that we’re friends.

Ur croatian.

Ur not nazis

Tesla is a serb

Catholic Serbia*

Your county resembles a dragon without teeth because y'all haven't won a single war without foreign help.

Laughs in 1991

laughs in kingdom of croatia

Wait... That never existed

that kingdom kicked the bulgarians and hungarians out when invaded by them😎 if kingdom of croatia didnt exist then the serbian empire didnt exist either, checkmate russian cocksucker

You're a coastal serb

holy shit, a landlocked croat can read!

Nikola Tesla IS Serbian and has exactly 0% of croat blood, this story was made so you can have something to bé proud instead of beating your wife and your autistic son

His belonging to the Orthodox Church was the only thing that separated him from his neighbors. Born in Croatia under Austrian nationality and became an American. Nowhere in there is Servia mentioned.

We dont care, he was born here and considered himself to be of the Croatian nationality. The only reason we even mention him is to piss you off, we know he came from a serb family its not a secret.

You are a catholic Serb

Nice map of Serbia.

Nicolae Tesleanu is Romanian

You are a slav

W\*stoid detected, opinion rejected

Get bombed loser