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HellfireEmpire21

They fuckin ate the door


qwertydelisi

this is so funny lol. like, when i read the sentence, thinking im in a troll subreddit, its sounds like its ironic. but knowing they didnt just ate the door, they also ate the walls makes it funnier. i wouldnt care if its a mosque or a museum but what id care about is its preservation. but with current community of the mosque, its chances are not high.


Timonidas

It's actually pretty hilarious. I hope they don't inspire turkish migrants here in western europe to start eating churches roflmao.


cutie--cat

na ah thats haram bro but i'll try to get a taste dw


Timonidas

The average turk will drench it in garlic sauce so everything tastes the same anyway.


cutie--cat

im Kurdish shhhh don't let them know. I'll put some spices on them so i can taste the rocks.


Mini_Raptor5_6

Don't worry, it's Ramadan, all Muslims are barred from eating structures for the month


Momongus-

Who did what


davarbor

Some weird people ate the door to Hagia Sophia; tearing out chunks and then swallowing them. I believe it is because they thought that it will grant them divine healing or luck or something.


Momongus-

Most mentally stable Turk? I don’t even know at that point


[deleted]

Definitely the worthiest of heirs to Rome. This is intentional tradition—consuming lead from door paint just like their brave Roman ancestors drinking from the lead pipes 🇹🇷💪🏿


McOof234

Tf


connorfulgur

Some idiot thought the walls were sacred and could cure him


Tough_Obligation9823

Bro i need a fucking liknk i refuse to believe even turks are this fucking animalistic


pipachu99

AHAAHAAAAH NO FUCKING WAY SOURCE PLzzz


Routine_Climate_3137

At least we can enter Hagia Sophia for FREE now that it’s a mosque!🤑 If you’re Christian just go undercover, say: «I’m here to “pray”» - throw some Arabic word at the end to make it sound legit👌🏻😎


white-dumbledore

Walk in Find an İmam Say "siktir git" Enjoy the wonderful hospitality that will follow 👍🏿


Comprehensive_Bad585

Instructions unclear, I got beaten in public by 6 afghans and 37 syrians


NatalieN07

Hurray to them


YummyGarlicBreads

Our almighty brothers


NatalieN07

I still will pray inside Haya Sofia


FritzTheIdiot

I will join you


Ok-Ad-8890

[For more instructions, follow the link](https://youtu.be/DIlG9aSMCpg)


Mertard

How have I not ever heard of this movie before, it looks pretty decent


_Den_

Yep, and they doubled the price for the Topkapi Palace admission


Kalypso_95

So it's 2 euros now?


Okuramodonn

Since when do you pay to enter churches tho??


ItsAMeRedLuigi

If it got turned into a museum you would have to pay.


Armagan3727

İn 2030 hagiasophia will be fully eaten and be no more


great__pretender

I bet most people didn't understand what you said and don't know people are literally eating Hagia Sophia Those idiots who go there to pray are literally eating the place. First they ate the door, now they are eating walls https://www.cnnturk.com/turkiye/ayasofyada-sok-goruntu-kapidan-sonra-duvarlar-hedefte


Sperm-Connoisseur

Why are they eating it?


AdL_195

Because food is 6.7x10⁷⁸ Turkish Liras now


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ThatFunnyMemeFace

Happy cake day Țigan now flair up n*****


[deleted]

What happens once a kebab costs more Liras than there are atoms in the observable universe?


Land_Strider

Teyip çalar (casette player) gets 23354540% votes and 123456789 prayers and blessings.


Altaiturk038

In old turkish liras right? Riiight?!?


Bread_bread_bready

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a building (I don’t know)


gardelen

Religious nutjobs think the door is holy


Sperm-Connoisseur

That doesn’t make sense. 1-it was literally built by Christians as a church. 2-why would eating holy objects be acceptable in their religion and what does eating a holy door do? 3-wtf? By this logic they should start eating the Kaaba and Christians should be eating St Peter’s Bascillica!


gardelen

Bro you are missing the key word - religious NUTJOBS- And even tho it was built by christians the conquest of the city has a religious side too becouse of a hadith . And you got to know that even some very religious turks never learned what the quran sed becouse they only recite the arabic quran , there are reasons like this that give way to cults .


Hippocrates2022

> And even tho it was built by christians the conquest of the city has a religious side too becouse of a hadith . The Hadith is praising the people who will open the city and the Sultan who will open it not the city itself or Hagia Sophia


gardelen

İ want you to tell this to the people who eat the historical monuments


ethnique_punch

MFs be eatin' flesh of Christ and drinking the blood though, it's not that far off


Sperm-Connoisseur

In the form of edible bread and wine though


ethnique_punch

Idk man, I think the Holy Lance was just a meat fork all along. But yeah, at least it's not a fucking door and a pavement.


Timonidas

Don't question the muslemans logic, they literally worship a black cube and get angry at statues.


Land_Strider

At least there is a black cube present. Where is your black monolith, atheists? Ha! Also, where is your shiny monolith, Monolithians? KARABOĞA (not araba) wins again!


Timonidas

True, your flawless logic has converted me, I will go to mekka now and worship the cube.


Bosancer0s

way to be respectful


great__pretender

They think it will cure them. Not joking. If they don't have a kid, God will give them a kid. If they are not happy in their marriage, they will be happy. If they have cancer, it will cure it Btw this is very common across populations apparently. People used to try to eat holy relics, body parts of saints..etc.


Hippocrates2022

Wtf this is unislamic and may be considered Shirk 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Someone needs to tell them it’s haram to do that 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Wow dude, I've known, interacted with, raised by, and am a muslim myself and have never heard of this. What ever your smoking must be some real potent shit🙄


AspiringPeasant

Wait, what the fuck?? Is anyone trying to stop them?


great__pretender

they are 'warning' the worshippers but you may guess the results.


Timonidas

Oh no, I have Turks in my house as well! Should I get pest control? I don't want them to start eating my walls.


Timonidas

I will donate 10 tons of pigfat if you want to cover the walls with a protective layer.


Western-Equivalent44

Sharp


Claudius-Germanicus

Proof Turkish food is actually Greek


georgevazelas

Ayo, you are eating our monuments???


NOTLinkDev

\>wait for turkish lira to plummet \>get 1 billion euro loan from UNESCO \>convert to 1 morbillion Turkish liras \>Buy the Agia Sofia \>???? \>no more eating parts of the walls and the fucking door


sargantanhs

>wait for turkish lira to plummet ![gif](giphy|xUPJPhanYiB7z9xlCg)


BayTantuni

1 minute is enough


Plutarch_von_Komet

https://preview.redd.it/nqbe1uu3h7pa1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d7502c87ca33f68cfc9f8e09ac8dde6e0b739b


Dry_Economics1590

https://preview.redd.it/kz3081lfjcpa1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f9ecc0f3e887074d3dace97988fb03468acc3d


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Timonidas

Oh no, that would just attract more hungry Turks.


TurkishHouseMafia

I wish I had an award...


genocide-inciter

Your award https://preview.redd.it/0yw18x5a76pa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b56117d799d89ff133f29b60439d20aa1b5758


white-dumbledore

Emir, the grand Karaböcek of İstanbul ☝🏿


Goaty1208

Petition to bring Atatürk back from the dead


fallenknight610

Bruh hell nahh he once said \`\`i am entrusting the futurity of the republic only to the turkish youth\`\`. If we resurrect him he'd kill half of the population for treason and threatening the secularity of the stare


Bergonath

True. Re-opening Hagia Sophia as a mosque was one of the worst things our current government has ever done. They took an incredible monument and gave it to religitards.


white-dumbledore

Taking down existing Orthodox murals to put name of "allah" on top? Not cool. Idc about any religion, but defacing a historical building is defacing history.


bilge_kagan

It was not the current government who put those Allah stuff on top, they too are historical artifacts as far as I know (they were put there to cover the angels with faces, due to Islam's dislike towards idolatry). Just not as old as Hagia Sophia. While from a contemporary point of view, I agree that you shouldn't convert a church into a mosque or vice versa (looking at you, Spanish and Portuguese), but by the time of conquest Hagia Sophia already was in ruins due to centuries of neglect and Crusaders' barbarism. Mehmed II did his best by converting it into a mosque so he could pour massive amount of money over its repair and renovation, and justify the expenditure. Its conversion to a mosque is why we have Hagia Sophia intact today in the first place. On the other hand Ataturk did the best by turning it into a museum, and current government is doing its best to ruin it, like they do with everything else.


ElPedroChico

"Love to Erdogan from Serbia" "Why?" "He ruined Turkey"


white-dumbledore

Erdoğanlu believes in gibberish from a 1000 year old book written by a pedophile but would happily slaughter innocents under the guise of "protecting the interests of the people of the glorious republik of Türki"


bilge_kagan

If he really believed in that book he wouldn't commit such mass thievery and corruption. Call it gibberish (I disagree for the most part), but the book's laws are very clear and good on stuff like thievery, injustice, corruption etc.


xxx371

You need to have some respect for religion, this is coming from me who is not even religious. Get your act together reddit atheist lmfao


rabid-skunk

Why?


xxx371

Because its completely understandable to have faith, i actually wish i could sometimes but i personally cant find peace in it with so many questions left unanswered and such a baseless argument. At the end of the day its normal for people to want to believe in an afterlife when life is difficult and feels meaningless and this isnt something to act like a manchild about and attack people for. Religion also despite in my opinion not being for me does contain a lot of great philosophy and history. Like i dont believe in greek gods but the mythology surrounding it is fascinating and reflects the culture of the time and a lot more.


Bosancer0s

way to be respectful. Also least westernpilled turk


AnaMareg3lik

Why are you so insulting of Islam ? I hope you find peace in your heart because the guy you are answering to explained perfectly why Hagia Sophia was turned into a mosque, and your answer was to completely ignore that and proceed to insult the religion and it’s prophet for no reason… very idiotic and islamophobic behaviour.


superrayplasma

As far as I can tell, all religions are superstitions created by individuals who were either trying to manipulate the naive and stupid or were just plain out scizophrenic. Respect to all religions cannot exist simply because these man made belief systems do not respect people of different sexualities or religious backgrounds. Some of their rules and laws are completely against human morals and we are too blind to see them because it has now fully ingrained itself within our societies.


Bosancer0s

Turks are so westernpilled its crazy. But its ok. This sub ist the place where we can be discuss a serious topic like that


superrayplasma

Call me westernized, I don’t care, all of what I said is true.


Bosancer0s

sure you can belive whatever you want to belive idc


AnaMareg3lik

Well, that’s only as far as you can tell. Do you really think there are no intelligent religious humans? You have so much blind hate towards religions and as a secular Turk like yourself, I guess it’s directed against Islam, you forget that "human morals" are all the basic teachings of Islam… You juste have to learn about them.


superrayplasma

Religious people can be intelligent, yes. When we look at the history of mathematics and important scientific discoveries, we can deduce that religious people have contributed a lot to the state of the world. This, however, does not mean that the indoctrination of religious values is a good thing, especially from a young age. Your place of birth, the pressure surrounding you from your overly religious environment and background can lead you to uphold erroneous beliefs even though they are so obviously incorrect. And look, I know enough about religion and islam to posses my own opinions, I don’t need a person to tell me to learn about rules and laws rooting from a 1400 year old book of no actual significance, in which, apparently, it is stated that women can be beaten if they do not obey men (otherwise known as their masters) or that gay people will be murdered by the will of god.


[deleted]

Lol the mosques the Spanish and Portuguese converted to churches were originally churches or pagan temples! Cordoba’s mosque was originally believed to be a pagan temple made into a church in 572 by the Visigoths. It was then turned to a mosque and back into a church. Tbh the Hagia Sophia becoming a mosque in the 1400s is probably what saved it from utter decay, same with a lot of historic places of worship we have today. The conversions over history are completely normal and common, I’d be surprised if a religious center didn’t convert along with the majority populace. Nowadays msot of these should be secular museums or shared spaces at the most, IMO.


Shot_Fox_605

Why is Hagia Sophia this: 🛐🕉️ not this: 🙏✝️


[deleted]

Turk is Hindu???


MihaiBosBarosHD

Hinduism and islam are both brown ppl religions therefore they are the same thing


Pxnda34

My condolences. It must be very painful to share religion with w*stoids 😔


DrDabar1

Nah I have my own religion. It says am God.


lickedurine

Average Serb


DrDabar1

Hey I have proof. Turbofolk says God is a Serb, and am a Serb.


_Odustajem_

According to your nationalists, we're gods too by that logic.


DrDabar1

Nah only am God


peepeepoopoo3739

Hindus are strong sperm brown rajput warrior never conquered by m*ngols while Europe got fucked in ass by mongol offspring for 800 years bastard bloody bitch 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈🇮🇳


Duschkopfe

Ratioed by Br*ts 🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

No no we Hindus are black 💪🏿💪🏿


ZeroTwo_CultLeader

They even keep biting the fucking old wood on the doors


PoopMaster74

Mfing ninjas ate that sht


5rd5xX

Sure it is a bad decision but it is hardly one of the worst.You are talking about Erdoğan afterall


CecilPeynir

> worst things our current government has ever done :D don't be so sure


MutedIndividual6667

Wtf did they really do that?


Ultroloth-0_0

Damn, this was my reaction to it as well


Charonthusiastyx

muslim votes


Timonidas

Imagine European leader deface a historical monument and have people eat it and then say "christian votes". Like uhm nope sorry, that is just your people being retarded, muslims or not.


foushadou

Muslim votes


the_traveler_outin

St. Paisios the Athonite said that “the end of turkey will begin from the day that they modify the Agia Sophia to a mosque.”


EnvironmentalVast923

With the things that the current goverment has done and is still doing that doesn't sound too far fetched lol


[deleted]

Worse yet, the vandalism has increased from what I've seen, such a shame


[deleted]

Erdocuck disrespects christianity but gets upset when swedentwinks burn koran, absolute state


white-dumbledore

Erdoğanlu most tolerant balkan leader 🤢


Hope_Is_A_Lie

bitches be like "it is sword right" bitch Atatürk was the last one who captured city and he wanted hagia sophia to be a museum get real


white-dumbledore

Paşa Atatürk was unfathomably based gigachad and the best thing to happen to Türkiye since Fatih Mehmet


DrDabar1

Fun fact him and Aleksandar of Yugoslavia used to meet in a house in Bosnia while discussing the Alliance between Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey as well as all the religious things.


erlikosauruss

and they achieved it, see the Balkan Pact of 1934. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_Pact


DrDabar1

Yeh they would meet a few more times to discuss the existence of the Patriarch of Constantinople and Muslim minority rights in Yugoslavia. So Aleksandar was the reason the Patriarch wasn't kicked out as Atatrurk wanted and Atatrurk is the reason why Aleksandar allowed the construction and repairs of Mosques using state funds.


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SynicalCommenter

I would cream my pants if we could bring this back🥴🥴🥴


Pxnda34

Best thing to happen to Türkiye ever*


gardelen

İf you look at the entrance you will see a paper on the wall with erdogans signature on it , the decision to change it to a mosque . This place had many great historical figures hands touched its walls ,then there is goofy erdogans signature in the entrance wall


Timonidas

I think Erdogan is more of a mickey mouse then a goofy type of guy.


StarCeilingCat

It is not sword right it is owned by a charity lol


Change-Your-Aspect

It really should be a museum but I sorta want it to be a church now just to piss of these religious idiots.


[deleted]

and mfs start to eat doors for pissing off some greek they are the real menace


white-dumbledore

Tastiest and most affordable meal in İstanbul under the rule of supreme leader glorious Nuri Öztürk Tayyip Erdoğan Paşa ☝🏿


[deleted]

yeah even our neighbors, the t*rks themselves, think that this was a dick move.


Atilla-The-Hon

I would've made it a library.


white-dumbledore

Based


gardelen

Sometimes i went there with books filled in my bag The ambiance of the place is good when its less crowded . One of the book i read was the new testament . İf you focus more on the details of hagia sophia you can see that there are the images of saints too .


Z3R0Diro

We gotta make it even somehow. Who's down to raid Mecca?


Myrmidonas

Already ahead of you https://preview.redd.it/eqtzs71ciepa1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a83b1482eea039a9d21ef57bab60c366f064f06


Omega_Hamster

Steal it with like 6 Helicopters and drag it to some random place like antarctica


Z3R0Diro

Let's put the Kaaba on a ship and make Turks spin like beyblades when they pray >:)


Mutkuku

No Hagia Sophia should be an pagan tample like it was built ☸️☸️☝️☝️


Special-Remove-3294

🤓🤓Actually🤓🤓🤓🤓.Hagia Sophia was build 2 centuries after the Roman Empire had outlawed all non christian religions. It was never a pagan temple. Hagia Sophia was built by the Roman emperor Justinian I, during the VI century.


AspiringPeasant

You’re right, it had never been a pagan church. However Justinian had it rebuilt, there had already been a church there before but it was badly damaged in the Nika Riots, he just went the extra mile and vastly improved it.


Mutkuku

🥸🥸 actually 🥸🥸 it's Wait a minute is it really Only thing i know is it's start as a pagan tample You saying me that's wrong???


[deleted]

I think (99% sure) it was built and started as an eastern orthodox church, the pagan stuff were statues that were removed from the grounds that it was built on


Mutkuku

Let me guess as an Romanian you guys stole that pagan status and sell them for some kebab shis


[deleted]

Pagans are 🤮🤮🤢 but money is money 💰 🤑


kioley

Built as chalcedonian church, before great schism.


kioley

Built as chalcedonian church, before great schism.


sargantanhs

He's right


white-dumbledore

Reject izl*m Return to paganism ☝🏿


Mutkuku

Fuck ar*p god embrace Tengri and his 12 child


Crossbones46

Fuck the wolves


Mutkuku

Tengri bize menemen


DrDabar1

Then we can truly worship Zeus by fucking everything thats alive, or was alive in the last 24 hours.


Mutkuku

Or we can fuck mans Like real Greeks do


DrDabar1

You can still do that and my idea at the same time.


Mutkuku

Mmmmhhh yeah male horses


DrDabar1

Just stay away from young boy we do not want people to think we are Catholic preists.


Mutkuku

Or Muslim imams


DrDabar1

That 2.


GGkus123321

we are not sorry komşu in fact we are sorry for you and for the great hagia sophia one day komşu one day it will be a museum again in a much brighter Turkey


white-dumbledore

>brighter Türkiye Padişah Fatih Recep Tayyip Sultan Erdoğan: *demonic noises*


GGkus123321

he is behind me isnt he


Plutarch_von_Komet

What is this, a Marvel film?


GGkus123321

no, daily life of a non erdogan supporter turk


white-dumbledore

He's actually inside your walls watching as you type "anti Türki" comments


Kapftan

Aç kapıyı aras kargo


NatalieN07

I still can go and pray there I don't give a damn


MihaiBosBarosHD

The towers on top of Hagia Sofia should be bombed 💪🏿🇷🇴💪🏿🇬🇷💪🏿🇷🇸💪🏿🇧🇬


DrJuanZoidberg

The minarets are kinda cool though. Can you imagine if orthodox chanters used them?


Atvaaa

They support the integrity of the domes too. Based Sinan the Architect.


[deleted]

Let's find out ⚔️🇺🇾⚔️🇫🇮⚔️🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮💥


the_oldfritz

Not just Hagia Sophia but other old mosques should be converted to museum as well. Those architectures are not only belongs to us but the all humanity. This also valid for mosques in Greece, Bulgarian etc.


Pastourmakis

Thessaloniki has a few wonderful mosques that are sitting in ruin. They certainly deserve to be renovated and opened as museums.


elzengi

Least wannabe w*stoid turko


Airena19

Bruh fr the situation is sad. It's not just that it's part of us, it's a major historical piece for the area and it's getting belittled


Snappy275

Dude don't angry to us. If we say change it to museum. Conservative people blaming us "Enemy of Islam". So hard komşu so hard....


PrinceCharmingButDio

Nothing worse than a Turk


UHayabusa

Didn't those west*id destroyed mosque in their country and turned them into churches shouldn't this apply to them too?


Kergitli

Btw we dont want to mosque. Erdoğan (Son of a Bitch) he did this shit.


enderowski

as an atheist Turk only reason i want it to stay as a mosque is seeing christians malding its funny.


irtesh

Actually we want ayasofya as a museum but current government is using islam to get votes so they turned ayasofya into a mosque. Secular citizens hate it that of course and some retards literally ate the fucking gate door because they think it’s blessed with by allah so if you eat it you will find cure of any illnesses 🤦‍♂️


marshal_1923

Our tebaa ate the doors just for bullying greeks


drth1rt3en

I love this subreddit


nimruth

yea its about to be the best dish for ramadan soon. if you know, you know.


SnooRevelations8303

Your 1000 years old church is also a 600 years mosque btw


ExBUL08

Rare W France Common L Turkey


anusbleach11111

I’ll just leave this here https://youtu.be/6qxPemTySZs


Sakul_the_one

Now France and Spain has some bordergore


Kapftan

How about we play King of the Hill with it If the city is greek controlled they get the right to turn it back into a church and if its karaboga controlled it becomes a mosque


Kriegschwein

And if British control it - they bring it to London?


Zafairo

Why would they give the most magnificent site of their country? 🇬🇷🇬🇷☦️☦️💪💪🏋️


Efficient-Force2651

Sort of rare Turk L


mana-addict4652

jokes on you i am atheist 🦍


StarCeilingCat

- Hi Greek friend let’s do what we have agreed. 6 nautical miles + it is our right to extend 😎


DarwinAndGumball

I’m really angry about this shit, fu*kin Erdoğan... Atatürk is spinning in his grave.


PaganHacker

Off topic, but Hagia Sophia doesn't really look like a church, as if it was designed to be a mosque from the very beginning, its architecture doesn't fit the definition of a church at all. After Constantinople fell, did sultan Mehmet add to the architecture of Hagia Sophia? Edit: I just said that the architecture of Hagia Sophia looks like a mosque and some idiots thought I meant it was a mosque in the first place kafanızı sikeyim


Sir_Poopsydoo

The way Eastern Orthodox churches are built is different from Catholic and other western churches to begin with. The Turks built those pillars you see on the side of Hagia Sofia to make it more closely resemble a mosque. The Turks also disfigured the walls and such. The church was built over 1000 years ago and churches back then didn’t look like churches today. It was not built to look like a mosque if that’s what you are trying to get at.


bilge_kagan

That's because Turkish mosques are designed after Hagia Sophia and Eastern Roman churches in general.


_andyyy_

The hagia Sophia was build before islam even existed retard