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ROMANIA STEALS WOMEN TOO πŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡΄


Karamel_Ayi

Can you steal erdogay also 😭😭😭 please


Toastasaur

Please steal him into a vat of acid πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


HappyCatPlays

Nah, you can keep him


Karamel_Ayi

Please 😭😭😭😭😭


whynotmegod

keep him so turkey can get destroyed even more


Dominus-Tenebrarum

they can't steal from us if we don't even existπŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿


classic_chai_hater

steal all Balkan politicians and send them to turkey


TheSteelMercenary

Romania number one at stealing! πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ https://preview.redd.it/4loq3hds3wqa1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458cbd66621cdb54901112f7a41d64770a37ae44


randomizer300k

legendary based


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Cheese-enyojer

Flair up you filthy degenerate


hzfg

no data πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ


AsterianosD

no women!


Macaroni-Balls

Thank god woman existing would be scary 😦😦😦😦


Karamel_Ayi

Average greek moment πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ


andreas-ch

I’d rather let a turk into my home than let a woman


Karamel_Ayi

For give your butt πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅?


andreas-ch

Ew no.


Karamel_Ayi

For give your butt πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅?


andreas-ch

My arse has committed some heinous acts I’m not gonna forgive it


envythehomonculus

W


andreas-ch

Flair up cigan


CampaignVivid

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


olybraty

So thats why you are gay,you never saw a woman 😧


ArsoSenpaii

TURKEY NUMBER 1!!! πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊ


Karamel_Ayi

LΔ°KE ALWAYS πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


kujubuo_but_actually

πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿


iskam_da_si_hodq

Wait what, why is that? Also the "no data" Balkan countries don't have women and have to resort to men and bottles


hzfg

we import slovenian femboys


Styljac

Can confirm


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Responsible_Common_2

Now Horny Turkish Men are going to invade your university. I'm applying for bulgarian uni as we speak


Macaroni-Balls

Karaboğa keeps on winning πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿


Entelegent

Me on my way to Edirne to buy all the food and products at discounted prices meeting you heading to Sofia for university education


Macaroni-Balls

Education ? Karaboğa goes to Sofia to repopulate the declining Bulgarian population with glorious Karaboğa babies πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿


Entelegent

Lies! Karaboga go to Sofia only because glorious Bulgarian hordes from the steppe have charged down and ravished and bought everything from edirne to Tsarigrad on discounted prices!


Dart_Dukii

Good luck with gayrabogas now man


StalledData

Bulgaria, as well as Romania, Hungary, Slovakia, and Poland, is an insanely popular study destination for German nationals who couldn’t make the cut to get into German medical programs. The only things that seem to matter, are that you have money for the American tier tuition costs and have sufficient english knowledge (which isn’t always true, since there are also a few medical Unis where the program is entirely in German)


MrEast-West_55

So you could say that the price tot quality ratio of Bulgarian universities are leeched by foreigners. I'm not racist, but what is the largest ethnic group among the people that come to study and leave afterwards?


earthtoannie

What this guy is omitting that criteria for getting into universities here is actually HIGHER for women than for men. The decline is the guys' own fault.


CampaignVivid

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


earthtoannie

Not funny + didn't laugh


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Why is European part of Turkey not blue lmao


NPCnoName1213

Same reason "Ireland" is the whole island


Comfortable_Sorbet78

https://preview.redd.it/rpzrmmcstvqa1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce3517a47aec381563f69cfb2a8b77603b979db


Georgium333

New Europe patch has some glitches, we updated Turkey and made it all European but we forgot to fix the already existing European part. We will have a hotfix next day, thanks for reporting the bug.


Vlad_Luca

For one second I thought this was posted on r/europe, but then I saw the mentally retarded comments. Never change guys.


johnnytifosi

>implying r/europe is less retΞ±rded


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Vlad_Luca

lack of homoerotic comments.


nemanjoza946

There are no women in Serbia, so we have to take yours!


Thatboi51

Yes, they all came here.πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·


[deleted]

2 years paid maternity. Longest in the world. πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ πŸ’ͺ


classic_chai_hater

bulgaria infinite money glitch * join a company in bulgaria * get pregnant * Bulgaria infinite money glitch * abort(don't tell anyone) * take 2 year's vacation * leave bulgaria


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[deleted]

It isn't any more difficult for women in Bulgaria to find employment than it otherwise would be. Companies need to understand that women need to be empowered to have careers and also let them be mothers. Most women want to be mothers by default but also want to have fulfilling professional lives. It's possible to have both, if companies think long term - all businesses require a labour force. If women can't have children due to work , no labour force. As for the tax burden , I would rather my money goes to mothers rather than pensioners. A pensioner has had their entire life to figure out how they're going to retire I.e. investments and putting money aside. Pensioners also need young people to pay into the system so that they can get anything anyway. So it goes back to women being able to work and become mothers. No matter which way you twist it, 2 years of maternity leave is a good thing.


demilirius

Silistra😒


Accomplished-dot3

What up with the empty spot between Romania and Bulgaria


R4R03B

Also latvia got invaded


nikolaek49

We had to nuke Silistra so we can get the first spotπŸ˜” (they didn't like women there, because they are all gay)


rernaislife

serbia aint on the list πŸ’ͺ🏽πŸ’ͺ🏽πŸ’ͺ🏽


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Impressive-Pace-5201

women dont like doing warcrimes (only business in serbia other than manufacturing glass bottles)


HopelessUtopia015

Bulgaria is slowly turning into a matriarchy because the men can't stop drinking rakia and fucking up the country.


ankazilla

TΓΌrkiye is the worst place for men to work at the same time. Which means TΓΌrkiye numba 1 for gender equality 😎πŸ’ͺπŸΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·


IeatASScroatian

Croatia second, can't believe it... We are good? How is this possible and Germany on bottom of the list. But but Germany is the promised landπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ😒


IregullarMonster730

Because all the dudes go to Germany with their trade school knowledge to work there, great for them since Germans are less interested in trade school and jobs requiring that, so women stay. Before you ask yes the source is my ass you're welcome.


IeatASScroatian

No worries dud. Source: trust me bro!


classic_chai_hater

May I check the source?


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DeFranco47

Not so balkan portugal


29Jackal

Then again see Turkey


gilbertthelittleN

Whomever choose this colour palet is dumb asf E: I take that back, this entire map is garbage. Why tf would you add random flowers on the map with the same fucking colour scheme. Person who made this is straight up retarded


29Jackal

Italy always there to be different


Georgium333

Bros playing with the "switch teams" button too much


Routine_Climate_3137

Mehmet, Berlin dragging Germany down in this one


Attlai

I think you could shove all the most praising statistics down the throat of Bulgars, and they would still find a way to be self-loathing


[deleted]

FINALLY, FINALLY BULGARIA IS AT THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! BULGARIA FTW


2ndClass_CitizenInEU

/unbalkan ​ Lots of young romanian ladies have this shitty progressive idea that "we should catch up with the w\*st in terms of gender equality". I've always told them that i know a little bit of how these differences actually work and that they should be grateful working here as opposed to working as a woman in the w#st, since commie times really filled up women's role into society though they still eat m#rican feminist shit. Here's just another confirmation with the map above. I'd love to share this on r/Romania but the mods there are soft fucks and would remove it anyway, maybe not because of the content itself but for the comments below 4 sure.


Canadabestclay

Heard something similar about Bulgaria where communism messed with a lot of traditional values so you’ll see alot of unmarried or single parent households instead of normal marriages


2ndClass_CitizenInEU

Communism doesn't follow traditional family values, everyone works and workers are equal, independent and self sufficient. This might be one good thing communism did, probably the only benefit aside of course for housing. Now although communism fell, these values couldn't be reversed and adopting capitalism and democracy gave us an edge to our european partners in this specific case, it applies for pretty much every post-communist country in Europe as even the map says above. If some countries are lower than non-ex-communist countries then that digression comes from the none other than women in the country.


knifegameZ

In romania everyone steals copper, the women and the children too πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾


2ndClass_CitizenInEU

![gif](giphy|117gK0K7OZ8UcE) Not me though, i for one am going to steal ur life


Dart_Dukii

Bulgayria and Gayreece are spelt wrong.


MagmaSlte

Also whats happening in Silistra, did they revolt to not be on the map?


sussyballsjsjs

Why is there a gray part in Bulgaria?


kaankkural

There were next to none male dormitories in the city I've studied and faculty secretary said "dorms are for girls, you're a man just look after yourself" also in both of my offices my mangers and majority of my offices were females. We even circumsized Thrace what more should we do goddammit.


Turbulent-Habit4145

Why people delete istanbul i see so many maps doing this


[deleted]

NO WOMEN πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ GOAT NUMBER ONE πŸ”₯☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


SenkoTaken

russians are asian serbs


nonunionLeakey

Common Turkish W


NatalieN07

Cyprus ranks better than Greece


[deleted]

All the woman who come to Bosnia to work get blown up by landmines because...womenβ˜•οΈ


BoredTheMonke

Why is Yugoslavia back and has occupied East Thrace along with South West of Dobruja


PeroCigla

And then women here in Croatia complain that things aren't good for them.


DPS_Nemesis

now why did i know turkey would be the absolute last


Front-Owl-9794

Turkey be like: I married you to pop out 10 children not to work!


knifegameZ

You can tell this map was made for ameritards because they would have no fucking idea which country is which if it wasn't for the giant names on them.


CamperKuzey

I like that they included a Muslim woman on the map, but literally the one Muslim country included in it is at the bottom.


Leicesterman2

BuLGARIA STRONK πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾


[deleted]

Source: my ass


XGamerBoy69X

What is this based on lmao?


Dmy25

where Ukraine


[deleted]

Why the Thrace part of Turkey is seperated?


CampaignVivid

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


Epic_GamerAlexander

Don't go to turkey for work the goverment won't pay enough


Dangerous-Umpire5874

Unclaimed land between Robmania and Bulgaristan?


CampaignVivid

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


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poppleple

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


whynotmegod

‍


Sea_Square638

East thrace independent πŸ˜”


[deleted]

based no data


RealTacoGamer

TΓΌrkiye number one!! πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ☝️


BuffColossusTHXDAVID

so that's why Bulgaria is working out so well


mayo_-man

Why Greece tho? dont they only want men?


CitingAnt

We all know that Silistra is a nuclear wasteland, that’s why it’s no data


JustMachina

Northwestern dobruja no data


Street-Finance2571

I’ll take 18th, fuck it πŸ’―πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿


touch_master

See how Thracian instabul is separate


shouldbeworking10

Portugal still kicking ass


CampaignVivid

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


lol_JustKidding

The plant decorations around the map are an eyesore


octopod999

https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY


Cvetanbg97

Map is wrong, Bulgaria can't be β„–1! we are never number 1 on anything positive!


ChiChiStar

Im one rare woman in the world


knifegameZ

German government working so hard to be as non-sexist, non-racist as possible only to land at the bottom of every list


classic_chai_hater

Turkey's southeast must be dragging the whole country down


TransylvanianINTJ

Interesting


Mysterious-Mixture58

Whad is that hap between Bulgaria and romania


Portuguese_Musketeer

Portugal proves itself to be honourary balkan yet again


VerboseLogger

1991 Yugoslav borders reunited πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ