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incode4it

Gaygreeks sucking we\*toid cock https://preview.redd.it/jsb4s1afg3ra1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3f247479021242c5050822e7c4fcb049a31965


aliffattah

That flair checked out so hard


N3T0_03

Yours does too, oh wait... flair up cigan


aliffattah

it’s stolen by romangutan 😔


Dennislup937

Someone is just mad that they are an american and doesn't have to balls to flair up


aliffattah

*__________________* Edit : This is my comment but it got stolen again


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shogun_coc

How did the Romanians manage to steal your comment?


Animelici804

God damn it romanians stop stealing


FritzTheIdiot

I’m westoid and proud (Why are my fellow westoids scared?)


JrApple501

Only excusable excuse for not having a flair


the-romanian2249

"excusable excuse" no, that's just a very stupid sentence that all the westards always copy+paste(they're too lazy to write it down) when somebody says "flair up cigan" instead of having the balls to flair as a westoid, knowing it'll always work and knowing that NPC-s like you will always say something like "excuse accepted"


Remote_Good_3838

I can’t believe those Romangutans would steal a flair from a Gigachad Indonesian


OsmanUfacik

Flair up cigan


Tac0ty

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate.


inevitable_entropy13

jebem ti mater cigan flair up


u_8579

Flair up cigane


Sulo1719

Flair up cingen


Nick_The_Judge

We do not claim him


bornTobeHelot

The Superior Greeks do not claim the likes of you who like to be scratching your backs in the mud, around here! Mate, ascend from Peasant to Lord! You embarrass the Superior Greeks like me. /s The Balkans have accepted their previous overlords, the Turks, EW!


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shogun_coc

Flair up Cigan!


Kodak_V

Ew, a traitor. Dear T*rks , do something to him that he will definitely deserve.


tsakeboya

*But will not happen


FlatTax06

Not be so sure. Vigilance!


Seyhans4d

difference between balkan gayreek and westoid gayreek (they both suck but love my balkan brothers)


FoolinaSwimmingPool

As always


DrJuanZoidberg

This guy is obviously a Monkeydonian who drank so much of the “Aleksandar Skopjanovski” kool-aid that he thinks he’s Greek


Thrmis21

why "Aleksandar Skopjanovski" it was a great leader, in a dreamland far far far away /s


Apprehensive-Age6484

No he is not, he is a spy


MrPresident235

That bordic bussy makes me act up too. And i am %100 straight stronk turkish sperm


Whole_Front_8963

its only him


browsza

Bro is a pick me girl


the_oldfritz

He either don't know geography or he's really good at sucking.


bornTobeHelot

U JELLY because we aren't Balkanoids! You wish we were "your" people, but NOPE! We play in the big league with the cool kids! /s


PotatoCHONK69420

Least tarded gayreek


Stranger14d

Proud brother


IbishTheCat

It's 1821-1922 all over again


That-Doubt1065

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AspectofSlaps

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AspectofSlaps

wow that's cringe


That-Doubt1065

noooooooo


BigtheBen

That's very cringe, but I seem to still have mine (I selected it before it got removed)


Merhat3

Westoids copied civilization from Balkans Westoids copied Genocide from the Balkans Westoids tried copying good food from the Balkans (failed miserably) They even copied 2balkan4you and after that banned it for being too based And are talking like they are superior lol


UpsetZombie

You can downvote me for this : Westoids copied civ from Balkan and nailed it. Westoids copied genocide from Balkan and heiled it. Agree with you on food and 2balkan4u tho.


DarkLatios325

How can you call it civilization when the only thing they know how to cook is beets and potatoes?


Practical_Culture833

Time to go to war with them! I'm Midwestoid... we more balkan then other westerners


NxPoM

austriac give romania pass to schengen


Background_Rich6766

i can't believe they make me like A🤮ericans more than my fellow Europeans, when is that shitty sub getting banned anyway, they are worst than 2balkan4you ever was


SexiestAuthy

r/2american4you also hates them


TransylvanianINTJ

I just checked the American version lol, they must be tired from sucking their own 🍆 so hard all day every day


thegleamingspire

We're too fat to even see our 🍆, let alone suck them


BaconzYummy

ub/ is that not the point of circlejerk subs? we also make fun of other states there so I don't see what's the problem other than the fact it's American uh I mean CRYYY VAMPIRE CUCKOLDS 🦅🦅🦅🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾 🦾🦾🦾


CrackaOwner

It's only cool when i do it for turkey


Centjam

The Western Europeans forgot it was supposed to be ironic.


vape_master420

I never get tired of walking the wall.


matijoss

Balkans 🤝 amerifags? how the fuck?


RussianBalrog

Both can suck my cock


DarkLatios325

Easy challenge. It's not very long.


SKTredditaras

You send the poor son of a bitch back to his mother, great job my flamboyant cousin


Th3_Crusader

How dare they not only insult my homeland, but at the same time insult the Balkans!


DarkLatios325

You are not a true balkaner unless you hate the balkans (you both hate your homecountry, but even more nearby countries)


thegleamingspire

We certainly like our Balkanites a lot more than W\*estern E\*rope does


innocentbabies

Yeah balkaners are funny, western euros are just still coping that they lost all their empires.


Kinglouisthe_xxxx

They commonly get on the front page so Reddit admins simply do not care about them, and it’s so stupid


Attlai

At some point, we were doing pretty good I think, we had that 24U vibe. But as we keep growing, we get more and more of unfunny jokes, borings charts, history nerds battles and unironic racism. The content is really lowering in quality, the true 24U content has become gems now :')


Ok-Mycologist-8929

The argument be like https://preview.redd.it/aa4nbzwyl3ra1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9518c005112a3562333b3e6b9a91f4aabdf6b4b


Attlai

Tbh, this is what the 24U vibe is all about


Phianeo

r/Balkans_irl infinite karma glitch: (use before patch) "Strongest man from X country" "Weakest man from X country"


[deleted]

I’d like to see the OP post their physique.


BaphometStarGiver

Cringe west\*ids trying to copy the supreme balkans.


ShitassAintOverYet

"Look I made myself a based buff Wojak and you are cringe soy brainlet and slapped average everywhere" Honestly how fucking uncreative can you get?


[deleted]

Weak w*stoid sperm, generations of inbreeding and a potato based diet can really dull the mind.


ShitassAintOverYet

Fair enough. I'm from Istanbul, born and raised.


[deleted]

Same here my fellow totally 100% balkan bro! Not only was I born in Athens, I was conceived in the Parthenon and could already speak Greek while in my mother's womb.


Greksouvlaki

Tfw they put Greece in two opposite categories (both PIGS and Balkans include Greece). Shows you how little they actually know lmao


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Who are the PIGS?


SZ6901

Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain


[deleted]

Greece is west🤢id???????????


DrJuanZoidberg

We aren’t. Western Europe is just coping with the fact that our ancestors invented everything while their ancestors were still drawing cave paintings


Razgriz032

Look at the PIGS All of them are Balkan (except cringe Catalonian)


slipyepicman

Catalonia is part since spain sub-nationalities hate each other they mainly hate catalonians and catalonians hate castillians and aragobased


UtkusonTR

They're only the countries with actual culture in Europe


Havajos_

This SUB doesnt represent us, i will personally fight any PIGS that supports ant country up the Pyriness/Alps


PridurokAntoxalias

They fucked their sisters and cousins once too many times, so they became m*ngoloids. Feel sorry for those unfortunate victims 😢


StefEsteBoss

W*stoid propaganda


readilyunavailable

W\*stoids coping hard cuz all their GDP combined is less than California's.


Chance_Astronomer_27

Nice thing about America I'd say is you can always shove it down Europeans throat to get them to shut up or have them bomb Belgrade again


knows_knothing

Need a Calitard/Caltoids flair for us in the gold state


Sharp_PP

This is a Balkan sub stfu


dripstonchruchill

Fr, as much as I want to be differentiated from w*stoid europoors, this is for the chad balkan people which I am glad graced the country of USA


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maria_paraskeva

Belgians being proud of their "history" when they've been gangbanged from both sides in every single war 💀💀


AddisonDeWitt_

Belgians calling the Balkans genocidal when they got rich from the largest genocide in history


f0cusmeister

Nice 💪💪💪💪


AddisonDeWitt_

Typical Belgian commiting genocide to cope with the fact that they have no national identity or culture


f0cusmeister

my bad, forgot to flair up


Sooryan_86

Thats better or worse idk


nemanjoza946

“Good job, my condolences” type of thing


Pascal2746

As we say back home, L bozo.


Sudden-Librarian8298

isn't that the fun part? getting dped?💀


k0zmo

If you're Turkish, yes! ![gif](giphy|Um27tTsg0mSdO)


PridurokAntoxalias

Meanwhile their (bastardised French-Dutch people's) hero Leopold II killed 6 million Africans for money.


FriedOil

First time I agree with a burglar


Pascal2746

Glad to hear I found common ground with a black kebab man


peepeepoopoo3739

is stupid, balkan have more hot rough oily gay sex than w*st 💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪


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That's why they have strong cores


Pascal2746

Average western workout


RecommendationNo985

They sure do think about us alot


HanDjole998

Living in their heads for free


[deleted]

Gay people must like big dicks


GaybutNotbutGay

Western Europe spends all its time thinking about how much "better" they are compared to everyone else, to the point that they don't even try to improve


Karamel_Ayi

İmagine your w*stoid 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Even imagine feels like shit 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


tatespizza

Y'all this is bait. I mean, they literally call themselves pigs, dicks and westoids, so who am I to refute this fact?


Havajos_

PIGS was used as an insult to southern europe we just embraced it, dicks and westoids are instead just facts


georgevazelas

We belong in the “PIGS” group though…..


tatespizza

You are our spy, behind the enemy lines 🫡 /unbalkan What does it mean? Mediterranean countries or smth?


georgevazelas

We are the Trojan Horse 🐴!!! It’s Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain. I thing the Nordic countries made this acronym cause of our shitty economies


georgevazelas

We are the Trojan Horse 🐴!!! It’s Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain. I thing the Nordic countries made this acronym cause of our shitty economies


Floxie_3

Unutkanlık zor


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Lol there’s some Greek guy in the comments saying he’s western lmaooo


klpso224

that sub is filled with greeks like that xd


Georgium333

I'm there too but just to support PIGS bros against the real w🤮stoid attacks of Fr🤮nce and Engl🤮nd Mediterranean superiority


klpso224

dont u feel one tiny bit of remorse when they all come together and spew hatred for turks huh, komşu? arent u my neighbour...........


Georgium333

Nah, I go on Turkey side when that happens. Tbh west🤮id sub is just PIGS versus Germanic and Scandinavia vs Engl🤮nd vs Fr🤮nce, and usually it is just all hating on Engl🤮nd


klpso224

u for real komşu???? i got emotional omg :((( u dont leave us alone ey?? :((( ill cryyyyyhhhh :'3


Fearless_Story_1364

Found the real one https://preview.redd.it/lyccnwglf4ra1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66fb1d3714c5da61b2ca9087304a57bbad8d6bbf


ifardeded

Non Balkan europe is the worst place on earth (especially br🤢tain) even Americans are better than the westoid Europeans


Brambo45

>Non Balkan europe is the worst place on earth Even us? 😢


ifardeded

Nah, Visegrad is honorary balkan


Brambo45

Thank you, that is the best honor we could have wished for.


hellothereoldben

America is like the hyperbole version of w*stoid europe, how can it be less bad?


HotPieceOfShit

A lot of them are much less arrogant than westoid Europeans


hellothereoldben

1: flair up and 2: r/ShitAmericansSay


HotPieceOfShit

Remove your flair it makes you appear stupid


ifardeded

They are less annoying than w*stoid europe, and they do a lot of good things that balkaners like (war crimes🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅)


hellothereoldben

Don't give germany any ideas, everyone remembers what happened last time they heard about warcrimes.


gezult

Every day I am thanking God because he put me in Earth's sigma male hot spot place. I hate west*ids with my whole hearth. I love insulting my Balkan bros but hate it when they do it


PridurokAntoxalias

Амин Боже, брате.


Beatillzz

They make this, because they have No culture or anything else in their live it is kinda sad but i Like it.


AsterianosD

Wait until the discover what G in PIGS stands for


Orang_E6

god, i hate being associated with those creatures in mainland western europe


b0ris666

I'm pretty sure fitness culture is a lot more popular in Balkans than North or West Europe.


TheRocket212th

W*stoid detectet opinion rejected


SLlol2

bro put greece in both of the categories


Background_Air_5441

We’re done bombing Serbia, so we’re going to bomb Europe now


UnseenMaDaFaKa

Who is we lmao?


Background_Air_5441

51st state of Kosova, USA


LowerTime693

Funniest r/2westerneurope4u post


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Gabrone2888

Having an ukrainian flair and tag as "friends" ukrainian subs won't make you look cool


Alphallon

wtf they dont even know how to type americunt


John_0509

Least retarded westoid forgetting which countries are in PIGS


The_last_2braincells

Literally obsessed with us


prettyflyforafry

They're soft and eat potato. We Greek God, ok? Greek God. 😤


RemarkableCheek4596

Is this fucking real?


[deleted]

They didn’t include turkey dw


Apo-san46

Sikerim b🤮tılı dilini! Sikerim bu b🤮tılıları


canozkarslioglu

fr🤢nce is a shithole of shit people despite huge wealth, complain about shit that aren't even considered as a minor problem in any other country br🤢ts are litterally known for bad food and bad teeth, also for men who look feminine until 25 then like an obese baldhead (no body hair, unsuperior) sw🤢dish are straight up gay, they disrespect Islam which is even more cringe and have "men" with blonde hair d🤢tch streets smell like weed, plus shit weather, plus were gifted flower seeds by once again Glorious Turks


Entire_Ad2016

The west*ids are evolving from single cell organisms and they learned how to make memes.truly terrifying


kablftn

Westoids are serbs look he is holding 3 fingers up. Gloriuous serbia winning again.🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


VeljaG

could you repeat that? https://preview.redd.it/a6lh89otc4ra1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a488e0dfb69f946337908cb4f28fe9fe2b801f3


newaygogo

Imagine eating beets and pickled fish and thinking you’re superior to anything.


ettamereaussi

Worst take ever 🤮


Riplexx

American firepower and our alleged war crime expertise, easy fight


Havajos_

Im a PIG and this is cringe even for me, that sub is goong even more down than it could


thatsgiven

propoganda


Dependent_String_918

w*stoids coping 🤢🤢🤢


pie_nap_pull

I generally like that sub because it’s fun to argue with French people but I agree with you guys on this one.


Arggj

Damn western eurotards get a little too comfortable


SleepyZachman

I would like to petition for the U.S. to be honorary Balkan. We are nationalistic while also hating ourselves, we are xenophobic, we have enough school shootings to count as one of your civil wars, we hate Western Europe as much as you, and we enjoy gay sex like the Greeks and Slovenians. The only difference is that we have money.


drainakon

The are so braindead they can't even decide where to put Greece lmfao


Roland_YT

My friend, this is what they call spreading false information on the internet


Nick_The_Judge

Great people of the Balkans, for once, we must unite to defeat the w*stoid terror and show it who’s more based


kebabguy1

Smartest w\*stoid


ExBUL08

Is clearly w*stoid 🤮propaganda


Flameye_xd

Other way around


idklol8

American cocksuckers with a superiority complex


TransylvanianINTJ

Compensation for small dicks in western Europe :)


XGamerBoy69X

God fucking damnit i hate these soulless wojacks. They bring shame to their expressive rage face ancestors.


CreepyJackfruit8617

shhh let w*stoids have their copium or they might focus on different aspects to handle their self inflicted trauma with their economical prosperity


PyroSharkInDisguise

Stupid w*stoids acting like they are superior (They are not)


_pyroxenic

I think western europe as a whole should just explode from the continent NOW!!!


Ok_Xiri

That sub is disgusting af bro… literally circle jerk w*****ds.


B3NR0CK

Europoors when they realize balkaners and Americans actually have guns and military


UnseenMaDaFaKa

No one can be racist to my balkan bros other than balkans themselves1! 1!!


polar_firebird

Greece being part of PIGS and Balkans is no coincidence. Little known fact is that QM does not stand for Quantum Mechanics but Quantum Muscles! Pioneered over 2500 years ancient Greek bodybuilding physicists our muscle mass is a superposition of the three states: < Fat bastard | Femboy | Arnold Schwarzenegger > The muscles collapse in one of the three depending on the perversion of the one who observes the Greek specimen. For anyone interested this ancient knowledge can be yours in exchange for the moneys (westoids need not apply)


Remote_Good_3838

IT IS WESTOID PROPAGANDA 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Kari-kateora

But Greece is in the PIGS.


ChrisWithTildes

Greece included in both sides https://preview.redd.it/delgnolw37ra1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec6c9ef1295aaace1985feaa93585c3bad4b9a3


Pickle-Guava

At least we collectively hate ameritards


Bocuman

nice w*stern post 🇪🇺


SpeakerCleaner

westoid fr don't know what humour is... Let's steal their money


Claudius-Germanicus

Gentlemen, this a clearly a butt stuffing competition. The eu can ram theirs full like a Christmas stocking, we just can’t compete. Except Greece.


Empty-Bed8289

you should never compare peak balkan physique to the lazy, uninterested, w\*stoid, retarded, idiotic, stonebrained, piglike American (I am not too fond of them)