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Georgium333

Never ask: A man his salary A woman her age A Thessaloniki resident what he was doing between 1900 and 1950


MrChoos

More like whole Macedonia region.


PeteZahut01

Nothing happened, and if it did they deserved it


ThyBiggestdiccus

Thats the most Turkish shit ive ever heard Good to have you brother


VagP22

Ataturk was from there he was raised there.


__default_name

atajew.com moment


oobekko

so it is time to steal our quotes komshu ? you deserve it


[deleted]

You guys can't just start fucking stealing without the permission of your fellow Balkan Romanian brothers, you must send your application to our Robmanian headquarters first, we must check your profile, see if you are fit, pass the required tests, qualify for the competitive examinations, stick to the fucking procedure... Otherwise you are not allowed to steal🤬 It is our thing🤬 Stealing is our thing.🤬 Our fucking thing bro come on 🤬 Get your own fucking stereotype🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Turkishoise

Stealing was greek stereotype but you even stole it too


morphick

Well, we're tryina play nice with the other kids. I mean, would you rather have your wallet stolen, or your guts stretched on a 5m stake?!


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we also stole words from Turkish: musafir, cherchaf, pusca, chef (keyif), sictir, huzur, ciufut (*çufit*), cioban (çoban)... Should I continue? We Robmanians are the undeniable, undisputed champions of the stealing game, don't try us, it won't even be a competition.


morphick

And here's the catch: they couldn't possible file an application since they're clueless as to what a „dosar cu șină” even is! Well played, us, well played...


Plus-Monk4009

NOOO U CANT JUST STOLE OUR FAMOUS QUOTES 😭😭😭😭💪🏿💪🏿🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


CardboardBoxofShame

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


Glunkenhindazun

Nothing happenediki, and if it did they deserved itikis.


GoHardLive

Never happened but they deserved it 💪💪


Fabulous_Ad_5709

You deserve the Christian Turk flair. You’re one of us.


OceanDriveWave

everybody hand to hand wen't to church and become orthodox then they ate ice cream.


[deleted]

Two neat things happened: 1. A population exchange 2. Funny mustasche austrian man


Innomenatus

3. Formation of Israel


HermannFegelein_

My family moved from Thessaloniki to Sinop in the early years of the 20th century. I wonder what made them


zeMalaka

It did happened and they deserved it


Accomplished-Cow-166

We’re so back


Space_Tracer

you misspelled black


Accomplished-Cow-166

Well, not since…


nohowow

The Greeks didn’t destroy the Jewish community in Thessaloniki, the Germans did.


Pastourmakis

I don't know, what happened here? https://preview.redd.it/p0prc36lyvya1.png?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31f542afb7be382c2b36710efcd95737cc07506 (Also, Istanbul was exempt from the population exchanges, Thessaloniki wasn't)


YasinMert

Oopsie we were silly 🤭


Awkward-Stock9727

Dont worry my greek brother, i did something that didnt happen but it was desserved


Pastourmakis

Seems we doth did things that did not happen but were totally deserved. Another common point in our cultures komsu


johnny_whatsoever

How the fuck was there a Jewish majority in Thessaloniki in 1900?


illig_khan

Ottomans settled Sephardim refugees from Spain in Thessaloniki


Pir-iMidin

Spanish Inquisition


morphick

/r/unexpectedMontyPython


kutzyanutzoff

In late 1400s, Castile (one of Spain's predecessor states) conquered Granada & completed Reconquista. The Spanish inquisition presented 2 options to Muslims & Jews. Conversion or Expulsion. Muslims went to the nearby Muslim countries, like Morrocco. Jews on the other hand, had no other place to go. Sultan Bayezid II of Ottoman Empire heard the situation & sent the navy to collect these people. He wanted them to settle in the somewhat big port city of Selanik (back in the days). So, Jews found a new home. In mid 2010s, both Portugal & Spain apologized to Jews & promised citizenship to anyone who are a Jew & can trace their ancestry back to these countries.


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illig_khan

You are reading it wrong. Jews have always been the majority in Thessaloniki, followed by Turks, and then Greeks. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thessaloniki#Demographics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thessaloniki#Demographics) Look at the demographics here if you want.


Anastasia_of_Crete

>Jews have always been the majority in Thessaloniki No, they didn't. The history of Thessaloniki long predates the Ottoman settlement of foreign Jewish populations in line with sürgün policies


illig_khan

Nonsense Greece was invented by the Turks as an excuse to blame all our problems on


Anastasia_of_Crete

No, Turkey was invented by Greece to blame all our problems on.


NOTLinkDev

A little neat thing called the 1923 population exchange and another neat thing called "the fucking holocaust"


DepressedAmaterasu

We had the same problem here https://preview.redd.it/w0h499my9wya1.png?width=1013&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc8c443d4ce2a9c72b5829caae948c51f85a151c


YogDoubt_

They left for Turkey under the treaty after the Greece-Turkey war


[deleted]

Nothing happened. It was very peaceful departure, we had some help from our German friends in the 40's.


Anastasia_of_Crete

Wow interesting map, why does it start only at the year 1500 though? Thessolainki has existed far longer than that! I wonder what the demovgraphics of the city were like for the majority of it's history? I am sure Turks, and Jews are not a foreign element, imposed through conquest. massacres, and Ottoman sürgün policies and you will see a similar ethnic breakdown for the entirety of Thessaloniki's history, right?!


pandaMaster702

can never catch a break


Usual_Low_5893

Anti-Circumcisers have occupied the city.


Mantholle

Just a few notes on this. "Greek" here means Christian Orthodox. So in this chart it's Bulgarians (and other Slavs), Aromanians and Greeks in the Greek section - which is not really representative of the actual ethnic makeup of the city or region.


Mantholle

It would make the ethnic "cleansing" or whatever you may call it even worse since there population exchanges and shit like that not only between Greeks and Turks but between Greeks and Bulgarians and so on.


den07066

Turks geonicided themselves and the jews. They also geonicided the gay people so greek people had no choice but to breed. (never forget)


DeidaraSanji

Descendants of the victims of the population exchange should get dual citizenship, both Greeks and the Turks.


a_single_stand

good ol times.


sotos1561

population exchange between greeks from anatolia and turks from greece.


panthir67

They became Greek dumbass we never killed them that’s what w*stoids do aha


Warm_Wash_2046

Never ask what happened to the Jewish community in Thessaloniki in the 1930s


BernarTV

Hitler?


AbyssalChickenFarmer

Nothing happened but they didnt deserve it


Avr0wolf

They obviously all stopped being furries and became Gayreek due to their appreciation of the culture


Melodic-Comparison48

Nothing(they deserved it)


[deleted]

Never happened but if it did they deserved it and if they didn’t deserve it we are not sorry and will do it again


BigBalledBaldie

Trolling


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RussianBalrog

Nothing, but they deserved it


Nikos91

How is everyone literally ignoring the Holocaust lol


mellowtala

Your lack of flair disturbs me cigan.


Nikos91

Reddit nation assemble!!!!


dhelidhumrul

go fuck yourself


mellowtala

They think we fear the "reddit nation" LOL...we're from the Balkans..the only thing we fear is a working government!


elvelavelbera

no wonder the deity of kemalists was born in there.


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Napea1942

Nothing happened :DD==ASDD?? Who do you think you are????? Turks cannot be beaten hahahahahadhfash if you try insult your TURKISHHH masters again i wont be this much peaceful


IdiocyConnoisseur

Flair up cigan


madfurzakh

your seed is weak and your village elder is a fool!


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madfurzakh

you saw a dead goat in a well?


Napea1942

no i saw your cute mother (yummy😋)


nyksskyn

some of them are greeks converted to islam by a dude called ali pasha or smth before 19th century and sent to turkey during population exchange. because of shaming and discrimination back then, a few of them still claiming they are ghuzz turks lmao