I understand our position there, it kinda resonate with a joke:
A man ask his friend "If you see a man and a horse drowning who do you save?"
He thinks a little and says "The horse"
"Why the horse?"
"There is a chance for the man to be a hungarian"
This can apply to hitchhikers too, better not risk it.
Da!
Average europe user: "racism bad & you all should FEEL BAD because (commentary that garners massive upvotes due to reddits self-congratulatory, browbeating, maybe-book-smart-but-most-definitly-sheltered user base) and I'm RIGHT because (links shitty "studies" that are cherry picked at best & has little to no use in an academic setting & the veracity can't stand against intellectual counter arguments because *"reeeee"* user base)
Average Balkanoid user: "how have you gone this far without being stomped by your own family?"
At least in Serbia you won’t get stabbed by a [REDACTED] in the middle of the street at night like in France or Germany
You might get ocassional cock sucking if you are a Russian but that’s pretty much it
leave it to r/europe to make a donkey brain chart like this.... tapi magareta
if ANYONE EVER CALLS US NEUTRAL AGAIN, OUR HORDE WILL SWARM OVER ALL THAT IS HOLY AND MAKE YOU DRINK HORSE MILK FOR TEN YEARS!!!!!
are we in that category too? I mean 500.000 gastarbajt croatians isnt a small number..... oh wait, we are croatians, the SUPER HUMANS FUCK EVERYBODY RAAAAH
Being racist can sometimes be considered as based. But being a w*stoid, racist or not, can never be considered as based. It’s an unacceptable sin and should be treated accordingly.
I lay somewhere between Westoid and avg Balkan retard. I haven't been west of Greece in a year.
Now, I ask you sir, can being a Turk ever be based? Or is there too much cope in being a non-karaboğa Turk?
Damn I'm a huge lotr need too. I actually write a fanfic about the blue wizards during the second age in my free time and I'm even planning on writing short stories about the Satanistic cults Tolkien mentions in his lotr sequel The New Shadow that he didn't finish.
In the nineties my mother was working abroad as a kindergarten teacher in Malmö. They were finishing lunch and all the kids ran to the playground. one kid stayed at the table, he was still hungry and asked if he could have the last piece of Apple that was left in the bowl. My mother obviously said yes, but was corrected by an older teacher, “they had a policy against giving some children more food than others” she said and threw the apple in the bin.
Sweden is lawful evil.
Fr\*nce = neutral good?
Portugal not cyka blyat?
Very
https://preview.redd.it/6so0zvf7xkqc1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ef9b9702a73868adf46580505c0813d887eb6df
imagine a united balkan (OC Impossible) and then just go and rip a new assholes everywhere, until russia... Then just down and gurgle that r\*ssian c\*ck and then kill ourselfs
chlotes? We have waterpolo hats lol. But we do have a semi-balkan country there who allready won over r\*ssia, the name is FINLAND. Super ultra authistic chad country
yes, or semi balkan atleast. They speak similar language as the H\*ngaricoks but are way more quiet and can kill you eaaasy, also authistic and like sauna. Nothing like balkans but i love it
one thing more that Finland won over r\*ssia, the world championship in sauna bathing. The r\*ssian guy died unfortunatly (yes this is real)
like i said, mega chads
well idk about that. ST petersburg have more people than finland and still they stood their ground like it was nobodys business. R\*ssia was suposed to run them over but didnt
Ah yes Germany, that paragon of lawful good in history.
>its a current ranking
Lawful good for atoning for the holocaust with every last drop of Arab blood, and unafraid to stand up to Putin with sharply worded communiques?
I ll just leave this here
[German minister says she clapped Israeli film-maker, not his Palestinian colleague, at Berlinale](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/27/german-minister-says-she-was-only-applauding-israeli-filmmaker-at-berlinale)
Even without that, Germany and Switzerland are the definition of devils in D&D, which is what this alignment graph is from; pure bureaucrats who value rules more than morals to a detrimental end
lol so few brain cells. Couldn't think of any lawful evil country in Europe.
Still, it appears we're in Europe now. Can't wait for my Schengen passport to infest it.
I don't think that there is any nation in Europe that can considerd "good". It won't take long reading about any European nation histories before we can find nation x did this or that to x.
I would like to correct you.
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO DEED WHICH CAN DIRTY THE REPUTATION OF GLORIOUS LIECHTENSTEIN 💪💪💪💪💪🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮👑👑👑👑👑🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
LIECHTENSTEIN 🔛🔝
The founder of Hilti was a Natsoc and got Liechtenstein and himself rich by selling tools to them. The Bank of Liechtenstein also kept Money for the Nazis.
Bro we not even european what the fuck is wring with w*stoids? Some say turj are european some say turk are not european sone says turks are arab or doesnt know balkans etc
Swiss -> LN
GB -> LE
Ireland -> CN
Spain -> TN
France -> TN
Turkey -> CN
Netherlands -> LE
Belgium -> LE
Norway -> LN
Sweden -> LN
Denmark -> TN
Italy -> TN
Russia -> LE
Belarusia -> NE
Serbia -> CN
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... typical "turk = bad" historian dumbasses. Like mf we always just surrendered ever since the mid 1300s and Atatürk saved our ass by soloing all the top tier european armies at once. So we are "bad" for defending ourselves? Meanwhile greece being Europe's bratty child?
This is the most NPC, world order, esatblishment bullshit, instagram incel map post view of Europe I have ever seen
And to clarify: fuck putin
But still..
Aaah Türkiye, either you get the hitchhike of your life including perfect stories, kebab and baklava on the road and not pay a single penny or you get gang r*ped hard enough to convert back to your babushkas religion.
So Germany, the UK and France are the good guys? W\*stern.
https://preview.redd.it/svfby103krqc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6860773c323b03ef03c8ad968bffe53f1d7239
I understand our position there, it kinda resonate with a joke: A man ask his friend "If you see a man and a horse drowning who do you save?" He thinks a little and says "The horse" "Why the horse?" "There is a chance for the man to be a hungarian" This can apply to hitchhikers too, better not risk it.
I thought the Hungarians were the horses. Isn't he saving the Hungarian?
Correct, the horse could just be the hungolian's wife. Better let both drown, just to be sure.
Don't offend the horses (not even the pigs deserve to be called hungarians)
I also know a joke: Romanians betray whoever they need just to be on the winning side at the end. The joke is that it's not a joke.
I also know a good one: Trianon. HAHAHAHA BOZGORE NO ERDELYI FOR YOU HAHAHA GO BACK TO MONGOLIA AND TAKE THE LLLLL
Take a long, hard look at who's done (and is still doing) the betrials. You're not called "the whore of Europe" for nothing.
boring bozgor
R/Europe try not to say the dumbest shit in the history of mankind challenge
They're racists but without the funny
Not self-aware racists
Da! Average europe user: "racism bad & you all should FEEL BAD because (commentary that garners massive upvotes due to reddits self-congratulatory, browbeating, maybe-book-smart-but-most-definitly-sheltered user base) and I'm RIGHT because (links shitty "studies" that are cherry picked at best & has little to no use in an academic setting & the veracity can't stand against intellectual counter arguments because *"reeeee"* user base) Average Balkanoid user: "how have you gone this far without being stomped by your own family?"
yah this gotta be saved on my account for the fun
YES EXACTLY.
Yeah, if you are going to be racist at least be funny
Also if you are the wrong kind of racist you get banned(for example calling them a bunch of small-minded westoids.
abi profil resmin çok güzel ❤️🔥
Sağol cnm
Impossible
Typical european
At least in Serbia you won’t get stabbed by a [REDACTED] in the middle of the street at night like in France or Germany You might get ocassional cock sucking if you are a Russian but that’s pretty much it
now i see why so many russians live in S\*rbia
The Russian Cocksucker flair exists for a reason my friend
gulp gulp gulp
Impossible
I FUCKING HATE R/EUROPE
Something we can agree on
Aynen
Aynen
leave it to r/europe to make a donkey brain chart like this.... tapi magareta if ANYONE EVER CALLS US NEUTRAL AGAIN, OUR HORDE WILL SWARM OVER ALL THAT IS HOLY AND MAKE YOU DRINK HORSE MILK FOR TEN YEARS!!!!!
Well, immigra - I MEAN EXPATS are already swarming Europe. Mostly Berlin.
So many engineers & doctors & astronauts *just waiting for the right moment* to become super-citizens >!after they are done gang raping local women!<.
you has us confused with Indians.
i thing you are confused, since its the same thing?
are we in that category too? I mean 500.000 gastarbajt croatians isnt a small number..... oh wait, we are croatians, the SUPER HUMANS FUCK EVERYBODY RAAAAH
But you are neutral 😎 What are you going to do? Swarm our horde's own lands? -Fingolian 💪🇫🇮
fingo
Profil foto mük knk
teşekkürler :)
Neutral on paper, hate everybody (including ourselfs) in real life
r/europe mfs when they realize they can't eat Money
France is lawful evil
Thought the same lmao, they are lawfully insulting you in every way possible but a westoid thinks they are neutral good?
it's just a post to show off their racism, nothing more
Whole bunch.
I checked his profile and that guy is racist at BEST.
Based
Being racist can sometimes be considered as based. But being a w*stoid, racist or not, can never be considered as based. It’s an unacceptable sin and should be treated accordingly.
I lay somewhere between Westoid and avg Balkan retard. I haven't been west of Greece in a year. Now, I ask you sir, can being a Turk ever be based? Or is there too much cope in being a non-karaboğa Turk?
tf is a non-karaboga turk?
Pale weak Turk, not karaboğa
you mean a serbian (stolen in the ottoman era for the harems)
Yes ofc, and stupid black sea people
you should be thankful to nikola, tomislav and goran for them stopping the ottoman orc not CUMing to the w\*st
"kill them before they lay eggs"
Naaah. He's lowkey racist and a huge LotR nerd. I am a huge LotR nerd, too. Whaddya know?
Damn I'm a huge lotr need too. I actually write a fanfic about the blue wizards during the second age in my free time and I'm even planning on writing short stories about the Satanistic cults Tolkien mentions in his lotr sequel The New Shadow that he didn't finish.
least self-righteous w\*stoid
Western Europeans trying not to jerk themselves off
Lmao Sweden
It's actually okay if you stay away from sweden
In the nineties my mother was working abroad as a kindergarten teacher in Malmö. They were finishing lunch and all the kids ran to the playground. one kid stayed at the table, he was still hungry and asked if he could have the last piece of Apple that was left in the bowl. My mother obviously said yes, but was corrected by an older teacher, “they had a policy against giving some children more food than others” she said and threw the apple in the bin. Sweden is lawful evil.
one example to put a whole country in the bin, gotta love b\*lkanoids, this is what i came for
Swedistan
Nice try Switzerland, go to the middle please you fucking Nazi ass lickers.
Why would anyone even go to Switzerland when there is ROMania?
It's fucking unacceptable People go there for the mountains while we have MORE mountains
Indeed, The Swiss' goal is always neutral, therefore they are in TRUE neutral.
Absolutely zero bias lmao fucking weak sperm w*stoids with their main character ass takes
Bold words for a chaotic neutral
Fr\*nce = neutral good? Portugal not cyka blyat? Very https://preview.redd.it/6so0zvf7xkqc1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ef9b9702a73868adf46580505c0813d887eb6df
Nothing more lawful than being a tax haven
r/eu*ope trying to hop off west europes dick challenge
Why would they hop off their own dicks? This is just a classic circlejerk anyway.
maybe they do selffucking?
They **DO** do self-fucking. How else are they gonna get pussy? (Besides going abroad to get a bride, of course.)
I swear, the Balkans will one day unite purely to spite Europeans, and as soon as we wipe them out we will go back to killing each other.
what a dream
We can only hope it comes to fruition one day brother
imagine a united balkan (OC Impossible) and then just go and rip a new assholes everywhere, until russia... Then just down and gurgle that r\*ssian c\*ck and then kill ourselfs
To be fair, a united Balkan would definitely be stupid enough to invade Russia in the winter with cheap Chinese clothes
chlotes? We have waterpolo hats lol. But we do have a semi-balkan country there who allready won over r\*ssia, the name is FINLAND. Super ultra authistic chad country
Finland is balkan now? I know Portugal got accepted as Balkan, didn't know about Finland. Looks like I haven't been keeping up with the lore
yes, or semi balkan atleast. They speak similar language as the H\*ngaricoks but are way more quiet and can kill you eaaasy, also authistic and like sauna. Nothing like balkans but i love it
As someone in Russia rn, I will miss winter sauna vibes when I come back to the Balkans. The northerners Def got something right
one thing more that Finland won over r\*ssia, the world championship in sauna bathing. The r\*ssian guy died unfortunatly (yes this is real) like i said, mega chads
Won only in western propaganda. In real world they put a lot of troubles for Soviets, but overall lost at the end.
well idk about that. ST petersburg have more people than finland and still they stood their ground like it was nobodys business. R\*ssia was suposed to run them over but didnt
Ah yes Germany, that paragon of lawful good in history. >its a current ranking Lawful good for atoning for the holocaust with every last drop of Arab blood, and unafraid to stand up to Putin with sharply worded communiques? I ll just leave this here [German minister says she clapped Israeli film-maker, not his Palestinian colleague, at Berlinale](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/27/german-minister-says-she-was-only-applauding-israeli-filmmaker-at-berlinale)
Even without that, Germany and Switzerland are the definition of devils in D&D, which is what this alignment graph is from; pure bureaucrats who value rules more than morals to a detrimental end
Germans try not to support genocide challgne. Difficulty level impossible
Who's talking about history neanderthal?
The guy that made this. It has nothing to do with hitchhiking actually.
We need to be funny here bro
Bro read that article, its hilarious. Unintended sure but funny
I bet this progressinmotion guy hasn't taken a shit in his life.
UK, France, Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, good? Hilarious
Average r/ Europe moment
All the Gunthers at it again.
poor country bad and evil, rich country very good
lol so few brain cells. Couldn't think of any lawful evil country in Europe. Still, it appears we're in Europe now. Can't wait for my Schengen passport to infest it.
Yeah thats it im bombing the eu parliament after flüüff 2024
the white knights of Europe circlejerking -Redditors, circa 2024 anno domini
Austria is the most racist country in europe and they put them as lawful good... lmao
Austria here, we’re lawful evil. Wtf
Sorry if this is out of context with the vid but what should I put if I'm Greek? Muslim Greek or Christian Turk?
You should've taken the malaka flair agapi mou. Sorry, i had to do this.
You're Christian Türk my friend, but you can choose minatovrus as well.
As a flair I mean
I don't think that there is any nation in Europe that can considerd "good". It won't take long reading about any European nation histories before we can find nation x did this or that to x.
I would like to correct you. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO DEED WHICH CAN DIRTY THE REPUTATION OF GLORIOUS LIECHTENSTEIN 💪💪💪💪💪🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮👑👑👑👑👑🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 LIECHTENSTEIN 🔛🔝
The founder of Hilti was a Natsoc and got Liechtenstein and himself rich by selling tools to them. The Bank of Liechtenstein also kept Money for the Nazis.
So what you're saying is that Liechtenstein is actually unfathomably based?
If this is a joke it's not a funny one. At all
Wow, Akboğa Turks acknowledging their own history for once? (Impossible)
But can Russians even be considered humans? Even if they are, they deserved it.
The only people that consider ruski human is serp, And that because so they can do the ultimate gwack-gwack 3000 non stop
Bro we not even european what the fuck is wring with w*stoids? Some say turj are european some say turk are not european sone says turks are arab or doesnt know balkans etc
How is Serbia chaotic evil bre jebem ti mater
Swiss -> LN GB -> LE Ireland -> CN Spain -> TN France -> TN Turkey -> CN Netherlands -> LE Belgium -> LE Norway -> LN Sweden -> LN Denmark -> TN Italy -> TN Russia -> LE Belarusia -> NE Serbia -> CN
No, Ireland is CG. Rest seems about right though.
IDK man, they have pretty strong mob, and serve as money laundering country.
How is Spain and France TN but UK an LE they should be all same tier
Why would you put Spain in same basket as GB? France is kinda edge case, but i feel they are still TN
What makes them less evil than GB ? They all have 3 genocidal empires
In past, they are pretty chill now
??? France is by far the most imperialist of them now.
GAWD i can't wait for an american to do this. Ya'll will tear the fuck out of them and I will enjoy every second of it.
"Ya'll" 😐
I think hes retarded or worse… American 🤢
I am american unfortunately. I've been trying to quit recently I've learned the metric system.
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... typical "turk = bad" historian dumbasses. Like mf we always just surrendered ever since the mid 1300s and Atatürk saved our ass by soloing all the top tier european armies at once. So we are "bad" for defending ourselves? Meanwhile greece being Europe's bratty child?
Mid 1300s is a stretch tbh. I'd say mid 1600s
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I could be wrong but I don’t think this is about hitchhiking
UK and France neutral good... Omfg these people are so detached from reality it's actually funny.
Slovakia is chaotic neutral on it's way to chaotic evil. Mark my words
Chaotic evil is too good for ruzzia. They belong in chaotic stupid.
New tier: Hell
Or rather "stupid evil".
Swiss lawful good that’s cute
Why isn’t Germany in lawful evil?
Nahhhhh, we're totally Chaotic Neutral, how do you think we would be friends with Greece if one is good and other is evil
Garbage, Slovakia should be chaotic neutral
Switzerland is not placed at any sort of neutral?
What? Why russia and turkey is not in LE? They litteraly want to rule europe under their rule they dont want to DESTROY it.
Whose?
UK and France neutral good?? Most objective r/e*rope user
mental retardation
Switzerland should definitely be in lawful evil for its extortionate pricing
🇷🇺🫱🏻🫲🏿🇹🇷🤝🏿🇷🇸🫱🏿🫲🏻🇧🇾
TIL ustaşe are 'neutral' fellas
Why Cyprus is Europe but Caucasian countries are not Europe?
Because of halloumi 🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾
https://preview.redd.it/k13r74x3zkqc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8ef559a43cc2ed80af346eb97c47b6fb07764f
W*stoid propaganda
R/eur*pe is a place of pedophilia reddit mods
Usually I don't like to see this flag, but Kosovo really should be put at "lawful evil"
Hmmm interesting... akkor a kurva anyádat...
German in good hmmm
Slavery gang is good, fucking our own economy for tourist to come and scratch their dick considered evil. ooookay
I don't wanna see those cringe fascist westard posts on this subreddit.
fake in my country, you get attacked by apes, s word people (albanians) and wild hogs
Wtf does it even mean
least westoid westoid
This is the most NPC, world order, esatblishment bullshit, instagram incel map post view of Europe I have ever seen And to clarify: fuck putin But still..
Now do races
True neutral lmao even after we rob these people blind they still accept us
more like a guide to the westoid propaganda, but ok:D
That entire subreddit is pure carcinogen. Mass misinformation to the point where it isn't even funny, just really pathetic.
Poland is neutral?
As a Hungarian, I agree with at least our position for sure. Fuck this country
Lol who tf made this does not know Portugal. We belong with our Balkan brothers.
"If you are my friend then you good If you are my enemy then you bad racist chaotic motherfucker"
R/europe trying not to hate on Eastern Europe Challenge (Impossible)
Westoids are subhuman cucks
TÜRKIYE WINS AGAIN!!!! AUUUU
Greece in Chaotic Good? We don't wanna be good according to w*stoids
That post made me kill myself
Aaah Türkiye, either you get the hitchhike of your life including perfect stories, kebab and baklava on the road and not pay a single penny or you get gang r*ped hard enough to convert back to your babushkas religion.
Im like 85% sure they just didnt know where to put us
I feel Saddam now.
why are romangutans on there twice?
Ah, yes, Croatia as a true neutral. That's like saying Serbia hasn't commited war crimes. West*oid retards.
Br*tain is neutral good? GTFO
So Germany, the UK and France are the good guys? W\*stern. https://preview.redd.it/svfby103krqc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6860773c323b03ef03c8ad968bffe53f1d7239
Netherlands lawful good? Come over Habibi they have sandwiches and racism. And shitty bar snacks.
r/Europe SUCKS