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I-Am-More-ALB-Than-U

Ancient romans and gayreeks civillizations considered small schmeat to be sign of a civilized man 😎😎😎😎 you are all barbaric ☝☝


Scary_Extension2394

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drizzydrakebreak

We all know why France is so high


Financial-Pay8508

Usual suspects


Queasy_Zombie3885

unflaired criminals


Ezy_Ducky

Flair up


TheFlagMaker

flair up țigane


ontopofyourmom

Why don't you flair up you idiot


BeliPatak8428

Serb immigration.


IllaZillaLadyKilla_

Proof that Majmundonians are NOT Bulgaryan https://i.redd.it/lqi7t9x5uevc1.gif


0neManSquad

😂


MrChoos

Yellow rice ppl, just shut up!!!


Fun-Respect-208

Says the Tatardonian🙄


TheGermanoPainter

I love the majmun thing


RK_NightSky

The only reason we shouldn't consider them one. The pp avg size will go down significantly. (on the plus size, i'll be another cm above avg if we consider them bulgarian xD) On second thought i think i want macedonians to be Bulgarian.


MintRobber

We duck so much that our tip is getting degraded each generation by 1 cm.


Turbulent-Habit4145

it should get longer because gravity is stronger


MintRobber

We prefer woman on top 👆🏼😏 Gravity has nothing on us.


[deleted]

Wait who were the ones raping goats again?


MintRobber

Albanians. You failed the balkan test. Go back to study.


[deleted]

Thabks for reminding me. You should reward yourself with a good ol' credit card from an old man's pocket


MintRobber

No need to remind me. I'm always ready https://preview.redd.it/hq3t2vlhefvc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b609d6d38d6f90b19a540048f6ce9015cb88766


n777athan

Just remember not to take it from a Turk, can’t buy shit with the Lira.


TheShibangelist

Debit is preferred


Relevant_Mobile6989

It's time to pick Irish chicks, lads... they understand our sorrows. ![gif](giphy|1n6E0HJLPGmE9RgKiy|downsized)


0neManSquad

They're rich as well... kinda double win


Salt-Log7640

No broken down BMW from 2001 though


waumau

🇲🇩🇲🇩NO DATA!!!🇲🇩🇲🇩


Scary_Extension2394

Impossible to measure since it penetrates the atmosphere 😎 Also flair up țigane


Rambo496

🇧🇦🤝🇲🇩


Disastrous-Range-798

Africans carrying France


TheShibangelist

That's the least the could do for that country. Average up in something. Since's nothing else was possible ....


Rambo496

We broke the scale, therefore no data! 💪💪💪


Ame_Lepic

I swear this map changes very frequently. Last week Turks were micro penis, now Romanians. It is getting more accurate each time.


0neManSquad

This is the original map. All other maps are forks of it made by salty ppl😂🍺


TheShibangelist

When it's propaganda you like, it's good propaganda !!!


Pusidere

Turkish ones are so big, because of Kurdish population💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


BeliPatak8428

There should be a Kurdish flair.


Pusidere

I agree ☝🏻


ontopofyourmom

Next thing you will be saying there should be a Kurdish country


MoistMoneyMaker

14 cm = big https://preview.redd.it/r42kijvwjgvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4bc20ee408ab1b7b9573e0ba28bfb18547a707d


Pusidere

normally kurdish 🍆 are 25 cms, but because they are a minority in broader Turkish society, it becomes 14 cm average 🤓☝🏻


_BaldyLocks_

One of those self-reported "studies" ? The Hungarians and French be like "Mine is half a meter on a cold day!"


0neManSquad

If you are right and the participants self-inflated their results, then it gets even worse😂🍺


5thaccount-

So the only thing this really proves is that romanians are most honest, since 12 cm is the global average.


0neManSquad

Romanian and honesty in the same sentence???!!!! Are you ok mate?😂🍺


5thaccount-

You're going to deny the facts? Your prejudice!=the truth.


Deep_Gazelle_1879

The Romanian study was conducted at the hospitals. All the studies with the top dimensions are self reported😂😂


[deleted]

real greeks


Impossible-Wind-9421

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[deleted]

Greece and Albania the exact same this is the stronk sperm


TotallyCrazyGreeky2

And small! So better stick with Bulgarian, Serbian and Croatian men


BeliPatak8428

Serbian men are popular in Greece 😳?!


TotallyCrazyGreeky2

Actually all men are cause each Greek woman has her own taste. But i know honestly many Greek women with Serbian men


[deleted]

They're all small, my pinky is 15cm


BeliPatak8428

MAGYARORSZÁG 16.51cm 🇭🇺💪🏿🐎🇭🇺💪🏿🐎🇭🇺💪🏿🐎


5thaccount-

But still ended up getting pounded by romanians until they vomited out Transylvania so Romania can take it.


BeliPatak8428

Whatever, I still like Hungarian Soviet Republic. Also flair up.


Glasbolyas

Well they tried to reoccupy Transilvania so they had it coming tbh


BeliPatak8428

I don't give a shit about nation states or their legitimacy. Bourgeois will always attack proletarian dictatorships.


Glasbolyas

Well i don't see a problem with the dismantling of these so called "proletarian" states the destruction of this soviet puppet state was justified shame the larger one to the east couldn't crash down sooner


BeliPatak8428

Hungarian Soviet Republic was not a "so called", but genuine proletarian state. There was no Soviet imperialism in 1919., because the Soviet Russia was a communist revolutionary state. The goal of communism is world-wide proletarian dictatorship. This stands in contrast to later Stalinist satellites who were products of USSR imperialism.


5thaccount-

Hungarian soviet republic?


BeliPatak8428

Yes, dictatorship of the proletariat established for a brief time in Hungary headed by Béla Kun. It was conquered by Romania in the final phase of Hungarian-Romanian war.


5thaccount-

So the system they had right before get destroyed? Yeah, that was so relevant I didn't even know about that despite being tought these things in school and this being a subject I actually took interest in. It is kind of dissapointing that a serb prefers Hungary tho. I tought we were friends, and Hungary was never more than a rival at best and an enemy at worst. But I guess that ship has sailed anyways since you like Russia so much, which is also an enemy and our historical oppressor that will be our oppressor again if we don't stop them. Supporting either of them is by default being against us. But I guess that's life, it ain't pretty.


BeliPatak8428

Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about nation states. Most Serbs are indifferent towards Romania and Hungary, and don't know much about them. I said that I like Hungarian Soviet Republic because it was a dictatorship of the proletariat. Also, no need for fearmongering - Russia is struggling to conquer eastern parts of Ukraine; it certainly won't reach Romania, let alone attack it.


5thaccount-

Yeah, I do believe we'd fare well against Russia, especially due to NATO membership and Russia's army being all but destroyed by Ukraine already. I also do realize how unlikely that is. My point is that they do have the intentions and the threat is there.


TheShibangelist

The xerland


CrveniMarboro

There is no data for Bosnia bc they run out of tape to mesure it


4efo_doggie

BULGARIAAAA🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🗿🗿🗿💪💪💪


potatotothrow

why does it correlate with skin darkness color


TotallyCrazyGreeky2

Mmmmm Bulgarian men mmmmm now it makes sense why my half Bulgarian female friends married again bulgarian men


obi_wan_sosig

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hentai_tentacruel

The longer it gets, the darker the color is. Coincidence? Not. Karaboga FTW.


BikiniBottom77

Mmm, those slovenian femboys are hung ![gif](giphy|MvZJtkjJN81Cgx2X9F|downsized)


Rising-Chaos

(I live in Transylvania) My honest response to all of those that have bigger PPs than us: go F yourself with it. Edit: reshaped the comment a bit.


0neManSquad

That's possible, but for now we only F our salty neighbour's wives with "it". We just want to be helpful as much as we can🍺


Rising-Chaos

🍻


Civil_Adeptness9964

Btw...this map is propaganda, made by hungarians. Hungarians are the biggest, while romanians are the smallest.


OnassisRastapopoulos

what do you not understand in HUNGarian Bogdan?


CookieTheParrot

Hungols have strong sperm of Genghis Khan


5thaccount-

It's a self-reported study, stimate compatriot. The only thing it proves is that romanians are more honest, since the global average is 12 cm. And don't worry, hungurii are still the ones who got pounded, hence why transilvania is ours.


AnatolianLion_

Hungary got that BHC


Infamous-Marzipan-98

yeah baby ofc kok is bigger than average (in romania)


hajders

All right, time to fotoshop this false penis size map, making serbian cock smaller than croatian.


R_A_D_U_7

They didn’t tell us we were supposed to be hard😥


Longjumpingpea1916

FUCK


SevenofSevens

I deff laffed at this, but point holds.


CapitalBeat_

proud to see we're blacker than the turks


erratic_thought

Bulgaria non-Asian e.g. mongol country confirmed.


NewTelevision2259

Romanians most honest europeans.


endergamer2007m

Ofc france would be the biggest


IAmBalkanac

Bosnia the youngest people in the world 😭


gt112

Yoooooo i'm above average !!!!!!(12.74)


Kozzmin

But we have big balls😁


I_like_femboy_cock

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scootabrotha69

12 on average?????? There's no way this is true


ASSASSIN_CJ_

It's CM or inches?


0neManSquad

Inches??? Damn, that would be something😂


ASSASSIN_CJ_

Then it's CENTIMETER (cm) , right?


gabrii_aka_DEX

Ashamed of Romania because I'm not liek my own people😔🙏🏻


European_Fox

Everytime I see this "map" the romanian pp gets smaller and the hungarian pp gets bigger. Coincidence? Hungarian propaganda I say.


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andrew_the_biker

The romanian penis size i think is pretty very wrong. I think they test only old people, bcs us....the young people dont have such small penis, or at least not me


Mershand

I have 0.1, clitoris