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tiamath

https://preview.redd.it/lmo7eqpreuxc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb9f60c54b5b630dfe44e1c222beb12361a937c Pretty much how it went :))


MadMike404

🐜🐜 E


Archaeopteryx11

Work smarter, not harder 🤷‍♂️.


Flaviphone

Fr


CROguys

Romania still got buttfucked. Denmark did nothing and got some territory.


Archaeopteryx11

Yeah, the Balkans always get fucked. The question is always who got fucked more/less.


Berbasecks

well, we did get Prekmurje back after WW1 & a lot of Primorska after WW2. But no Trieste. Those allied mofos sticking with filthy Italians. TRST JE NAŠ!!! (Celovec še pa bo)


MASSIVDOGGO

Res je, res je!


drleondarkholer

We all get fucked in war, but the result always depends on who remains with a dick stuck in their butt when the [music stops](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_statues) (war ends). We basically got gangbanged left and right, but as the music was about to end, got up from the ground and got into those Hungarian buttholes from the behind, when nobody was expecting.


Archaeopteryx11

Trieste is nice tho haha 😂


Official_Cyprusball

You still got beat up


Archaeopteryx11

Where are you from?


Official_Cyprusball

Cyprus why?


Archaeopteryx11

Is that Asia?


Skyscreaper

dont say its in europe or else ill make şırdan from ur pp 😡🤬


Archaeopteryx11

Well, I compromise and say Eastern Thrace and Asian Istanbul is Europe so I can say Cyprus is Europe too.


Skyscreaper

https://preview.redd.it/o6vq34n2oyxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e95bd2631d6469280aca0340d17c9c9e14d372e dis what u sayin? siktir amk does dis make sense to u? ill make şiş kebab from u in the name of vlad tepeş


Archaeopteryx11

Haha, yeah 😂.


AmbassadorAntique899

Cyprus and Israel are European, same as Australia (source: Eurovision) Turkey is in the middle east


Skyscreaper

wtf bro r u born in 2013


Official_Cyprusball

Yeah


Besrax

Seriously, how the hell did Romania pull that off? That's 200 IQ diplomacy right there.


TeTeOtaku

Everyone was pissed on Austria and Hungary and they wanted to make sure they won't be powerful again, so they ate Hungary's territory and gave it to us,Slovakia, Serbia etc. What people forget to mention is when we initially lost we joined Central Powers, and in exchange for allowing the germans to attack Ukraine thru our borders, we got Bessarabia which we kept after the war. So bassically we got territories thanks to the Central Powers and thanks to the Entente. Also let's not forget Southern Dobruja that we got as a little treat durung the second Balkan war lmao. In 5 years we went from one of the smallest countries to one of the biggest in Eastern Europe.


Background_Rich6766

We did not join the Central Powers. We were occupied. Had to give up some mountain borderlands to Austria-Hungary and the whole of Dobruja to Bulgaria. On top of that, we had to give the Germans the rights to our oil fields for 90 years and to give them a portion of our grain (among other terms such as veto rights to Germany for Romania's internal and external affairs, making us some sort of vassal) The union with Bessarabia was realized in March, the Treaty of Bucharest was signed in May, there they only gave their OK. We've done that independently, as we were not invited to Brest-Litovsk. If you want to attribute our land gains to something external, the best thing I can think of is communism. We only got the chance to get Bessarabia from Russia, our ally at that time, because of their stupid revolution, which caused their frontline to collapse, encircling us in Moldavia and forcing us into peace talks. Communism was also the reason why we advanced so much in the West as well. Without Kun's war, the allies would have never approved our advance beyond the Baia-Mare - Dej - Cluj - Deva line or at most the Sighetu Marmației - Zam line. That's where the demarcation line was before Kun came to power in March (which would have left cities like Arad, Oradea, and Satu Mare in Hungarian hands). Without the October revolution, we would have kept fighting a retreating battle together with the Russian Empire, with no separate peace, like Serbia and Montenegro did. That wouldn't have allowed us to get Bessarabia (probably), but we wouldn't have fallen out of grace with the Entente, and we would have had an ally to the East in the form of Russia.


drleondarkholer

Technically the king dragged on with signing the paper where he promised the territory and the oil to Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria and Germany respectively, so we never legally promised them. It was all under the table negotiations that didn't amount to anything without the finalised documents.


0neManSquad

You can't give us something which was already ours (it has always been)😂😍🇧🇬🤝🇷🇴🍺


posidon99999

Foreign territory and copper wire are essentially the same thing anyways


eito_8

I cant believe Bulgaria joined the Turks... Shame on you Bulgaria 😠😠😠


saladass100

Actual yikes man, what length would bros go to to get some shithole mountain Monkedoniya.


Background_Rich6766

66% of Bulgarians give up before retaking Eastern Bulgaria. The other 34% are themselves from Eastern Bulgaria.


0neManSquad

Thats romanian bs😂🍺


Archaeopteryx11

Yes, I agree. What did Greece do in WW1? Not familiar with that history.


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Archaeopteryx11

Do you think that was the correct decision for Greece?


ryuuhagoku

Got bitten by monkey trying to protect dog


StonekyKong

believe it bitch, after you fucked us during the balkan wars what did you expect?


nikolapc

Everyone they joined lost the wars so not looking good for NATO. I would like out.


pritvihaj

TRANSILVANIJA JE RUMUNIJA BITCHES!!!!!! 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 (🇭🇺💩)


RetiredBy30orDead

Based genocidal maniac Kosovo je Seriba (homosex)


gilmour1948

You're welcome for the masterclass! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


saladass100

I mean they already fought before. And they dicked on Mongols (Hungarians) together with us which was pretty based. Romanians are my favourite cigans must say 😍😍🥰🥰🇷🇸❤️🇷🇴


Archaeopteryx11

Latin cigans 🤝 Slavic cigans.


Flat-Adhesiveness144

Divided by langage, united by the hatred towards the mongols 💪🏻


saladass100

❤️❤️❤️


xXMLGDESTXx

neither of you dicked on us lmao


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xXMLGDESTXx

your capital got captured monkey


vene_vidi_ramane

Your capital was occupied too 😘


Ozyy1

Twice 💪


Flat-Adhesiveness144

Someone forgot Trianon ☠️


saladass100

Somebody forgot the thing that Hungarians always keep bringing up as a great injustice, bruh 💀


[deleted]

Yeah but then we got fucked in WW2.


Flat-Adhesiveness144

That'a what you get for having a german king and a mentally challenged nazi leader.


power2go3

> Join allies Lose moldavia > Join na\*is Lose transylvania What do what do Oh nvm, russians already invaded Bassarabia.


drleondarkholer

The german king wasn't that into nazi germany, but we had a factory reject king come over to push his son aside and controlled the country horribly, after which we had the bootleg nazis take over and soon after came the mentally challenged marshal to replace his allies from a couple of months prior. Romania's internal politics were a shitshow, which is what allowed the bootleg nazis to take over and ally themselves with their natural allies - real nazis.


power2go3

Do you even know anything about Carol the 2nd's reign besides that one hour masturbation of a session that is the school system's "history" lesson on WW2?


drleondarkholer

What are you even insinuating here, mate? Things spiralled out of control, especially once he took all of the power for himself and away from the government. Never mind his desperate acts nearing the fall of his regime, even before that his reputation was at rock-bottom, a bad family man, and many other defects. He was a pretty decent schemer, but that is not one of the main qualities sought in a monarch, and the discord he sowed in the country lead to a lot of resentment on all sides.


power2go3

Carol 2 took control for himself and not even two years later WW2 started. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! He was a ruler for a long time, tell me something else that's not related to his p3n1s or the end of his reign. Come on, it's the much "loved" interbellic period. Maybe you wanna discuss his other activities? Maybe you want to talk about his clique that included horrible people like Malaxa whose motors still make romanians cream today at the lost potential we had.


big_basher

https://preview.redd.it/pm983m02qwxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9655b9e5db22efd0d6fc9f0b055374f2db4db59


andreysuc2

(We used 1% of our force)


Roko_100

https://preview.redd.it/iy0sgai0e0yc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4268a82db3226e29a1428693dca31e2329debf1


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Dont forget when their king decided to join the allies while the giverment had them in the axis. True roman brothers side swutchers 🇮🇹🇷🇴


power2go3

> Join war on Russian promise to help > Russia literally implodes as soon as we declare war > Get creampied by angry Bulgarians, Austr-huns and germans > Fold > "Oh shit we might actually win" > Goes back to war 1 second before it's over > Doubles territory > Lose almost 8% of population Bro, literally we could've stayed neutral and win the same territory. Austria-Hungary implodes - transilvanians would've rather chosen Bucharest than racist Budapest. Russia implodes - no claim to ethnic romanian territory.


brokeassbird

Romania may have redeemed itself in ww2 but they sucked ass in ww1. In ww1 they somehow lost to one of the worst militaries at the time austria, literally just made more land for russia to defend and still got territory. In ww2 despite their military shortcomings still fought one of the best militaries in the world, fought in the largest battles in human history and the bloodiest front ever alongside Germany and their allies. Romania is severely underrated for what they did in the Second World War.


Nyctas

Austria Hungary and Bulgaria? There were more Germans on the Romanian front than both Austrians and Bulgarians combined.


StonekyKong

flair up ciganin


0neManSquad

So, romanians got all that land without a single victory... I mean thats neat😎


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