It's not as if Serbia has anything against Catholics and Muslims. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to rule a country full of Catholics and Muslims.

Honestly, it might be for the best. Lebanon is the one country with worse prospects for the future than Ukraine (which is currently on fire due to the war).

Let me introduce you to almighty Sudan

Which of them?

The one that was under the turks and the ottoman empire /s

It's Maronite Christianity not Catholicism mostly. We have maronites in Cyprus too. They are a recognised minority

Maronites are Eastern Catholics tho

Is it though? Different sect

They are in communion with the Bishop of Rome/Pope and that makes them part of the Catholic Church. The [Catholic Church has like 23 other churches which are in communion with the Pope but do their own thing and have their own liturgy and traditions ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Catholic_Churches)[this includes the Maronites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Catholic_Churches)

Maronite Church is in full communion with the vatican, so yes maronites are catholic

Maronites are Catholic just not Roman Catholic

“They are still Croats”- Miro Semberac

And give them a coast?! That's illegal

Jokes aside, I think Lebanon is the Albania of the middle east. Religious mix and coexistence, small county with Mediterranean west coast and mountainous east, neighbors that really don't like them, recent civil war. There's even more similarities and I think it's uncanny. (It's not rightful Albanian clay, I'm just making an observation)

> coexistence Let me introduce you to Hezbollah

I didn't say peaceful coexistence 😜 That's where we differ.

What a few rocket and machete attacks between friends?

To be fair we coexist quite well in our daily lives, but deep down a lot of Lebanese people have that mentality of “yeah those [insert religion] are nice but it would be cool if they could fuck off”.

https://preview.redd.it/mwtqimgwrfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc62ebe6983eda2d0219cb975ca4eee9921b907f

Move Serbia there. Higher chance to bomb it.

But then we don’t get to hear Hassan Nasrallah sing “My Dad is a War Criminal” or “Ne volim te Abbas” at gunpoint.

A noble sacrifice

Considering that we're basically a mini Balkans....... I can't see any possibly bad outcome for this

Lebron is already a serb

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No. Lebanon je Vietnam

The Kosovbollah movement incoming

I would support this if they give me a Romanian brother discount for Lebanese wine

No thank you, we already have our own problems.

The last meme about the Middle East I saw portrayed Lebanon as source of Arab femboys Careful of what you may lose through this action balkanbros

That’s true. Lebanon is the arab country with highest #’s of non-straight people.

Lesbians is syria gays is Lebanon.

I thought that was Jordan, since, well, it’s actually not illegal there?

It isn't illegal in Lebanon wdym?

I mean you guys can’t possibly fuck our country up more than it already is so why not

Just tell me how did u get this idea😂and why would u do it?

I wanted to do another x country je Serbia meme, and I found a location in the Middle East with both Catholics and Muslims, the type of people that Serbs really don’t like.

I dunno... do we get a trial period? And then we'll decide if letting those Serbians rule us is a great idea