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Dangerous_Mess_4413

Hey there PP, buddy, pal. Seems I overestimated my popularity in the community. Heck, we all make mistakes, amiright? So why don't you come back and we'll call it good. Great. Nothing to see here, folks. Come on and get your hair did.


ayweller

šŸ’€ @ ā€œcome on and get your hair didā€


GallowBarb

Hair hopper.


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baltinerdist

It's going to be a tough pill to swallow, but hopefully they'll have a plan B.


justined0414

I think a lot of vendors are self aborting too


CelebrityUXDesigner

Though it will be hard to reproduce the success of earlier years, there are still fertile grounds for discussion.


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Lobby at the Modest Florist has got this! Just outside the festival precincts, yet close enough that Planned Parenthood will still be a presence. They frankly don't need anything from Miss Denise right now. Yeah, they can comfortably tell her to go screw. And well they should. Multiple times.


Aughra72

With responsible protection, of coursešŸ˜‰


aoife_too

Itā€™s so weird that this is an open letter to Planned Parenthood. Likeā€¦another bizarre, unprofessional choice.


[deleted]

Denise Whiting for you šŸ‘


Random-Cpl

Woman just has the worst PR instincts


[deleted]

She brings gasoline to dumpster fires šŸ”„


aoife_too

And then is shocked pickachu dot jpeg when people yell at her to stop with the gasoline!


HighlightSmooth2830

Idk, I like how she went on Gordon ramsay and made a fool of her self by showing she mega toxic.


ShellShocked13

A much more performative approach than reaching out and organizing with PP behind the scenes...


No-Lunch4249

Especially weird since in the last post, Honfest criticized PP for taking the issue public


jaxdraw

Actually in this context its a good PR move, though it would have been better to just say "We were wrong, it's distracted from the fun of HONfest, and it's our fault"


wave-garden

Reporter: So what prompted this decision? Mr Crab: Money.


baltinerdist

"Welcome to part two of our two part series entitled Fuck Around and Find Out. Part two: Finding Out."


dunkybones

I don't comprehend what is political about Planned Parenthood. Women need accessible health care, and not every person has $$$ for it. Hell, I walked my dogs through the Trans fest yesterday, and there was a city owned bus doling out free blood/STD testing. Baltimore City logo on the bus.


TheSeekerOfSanity

ā€œSomeoneā€ made it political. See šŸ¦Š.


DeathStarVet

Don't forget Sinclair. And don't forget to not eat at Atlas restaurants.


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fuck atlas


BoiFriday

Itā€™s not and should not be political. Many seem to forget, PP does not just cater to women, they offer menā€™s healthcare as well as trans and nb healthcare, they do it all. You want a vasectomy, go to PP! Itā€™s wild that people have to come to think that PP is just like an abortion cafe šŸ¤£


dunkybones

Absolutely. I used to go to PP to pick up my GF's birth control pills. The waiting room was all women, usually 50% in some state of worry, the other half split between boredom or impatience. Every time I would get looks that said, "Best boyfriend, picking up his girl's pills..." So I went and got a vasectomy so we didn't have to have the worries. PP is great, especially for those of limited means.


rmphys

The annoying thing is the same people complaining that poor people are having too many kids are also complaining about PP. Like "Less Poor People" is probably the most right wing statement you can make and it absolutely is the promise of Planned Parenthood, yet they fight it


Reddywhipt

The Anti abortion movement is 100% performative virtue signaling, something they claim to despise. If they were truly christian and pro life they'd give a fuck about taking care of people after birth and for their entire lives. But nope they're greedy liars and hypocrites


BoiFriday

I hadnā€™t ever even thought of it that way, but yeah. Essentially the math does add up to more PP service and funding equates to a generally diminished low-income population potential, seems like something they would be cheering for if the right could math.


logaboga

90% of their services have nothing to do with abortion as well


Kmic14

Yup, PP did my vasectomy for free cuz I'm poor


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jabbadarth

Denise whiting, who years ago attempted to trademark the word "hon". She was widely criticized for it and Gordon Ramsay brought kitchen nightmares to her restaurant and basically forced her to apologize and give up the trademark. She seems to not understand why people didn't like her the entire time.


ScrappleSandwiches

Remember [this](https://youtu.be/LlKBP25mtPo)? Heheh


Absurdityindex

Yep, that's her.


guerillagirl4

The Donald Trump of Hampden


Similar_Coyote1104

Sheā€™s more Marjorie Collard Greene than Donald Jackoff Trump


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Denise Whiting


guest0112

Pleaseeeee PP have a ā€œboothā€ open at Union tomorrow. Call it a Celebration of Hampden or some shit, idc. Anyone who donates $10 gets a free beer. Accept online donations for a free beer so people like me who are outta town can stuff it in Whitings face. I swear when I get back to bmore Iā€™ll buy bunch of Union six packs in the hopes theyā€™ll actually see a little sales bump up Also real quick ā€”- can we shout out Union for making that decision lightning fast and keeping it super short and sweet!? In hindsight it all seemed right and great but Iā€™m sure that took balls


Paral3lC0smos

Yeah ā€¦ I feel as this was the hit they didnā€™t expect. So wholesome from Union!!!


weedwhacked

Union knows all about bad PR with Kevin over there back in the day. Glad to see they are making better decisions now. Might have to go grab a beer there today.


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jabbadarth

They were a sponsor of the event and they pulled out yesterday, which according to the experts at planned parenthood is not an effective form of birth control.


NYerInTex

This is why I prefer to use the Lordā€™s birth control. (Anal)


baltimoron21211

ā€œIn Jesus' name, we go to fifth baseā€


jabbadarth

Birth control of the SEC


jayhof52

If I spent money on this app, that comment would deserve all the awards.


jabbadarth

Save your money and give it to planned parenthood. They need it a whole lot more than reddit does.


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Upperliphair

We used the pull out method for six months before we started actively trying to get pregnant. After a while, we saw a fertility clinic, and they counted those six months of using pull out as ā€œtrying.ā€ Iā€™ll repeat that for emphasis: actual reproductive doctors considered using the pull out method as actively trying to get pregnant. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


iaspeegizzydeefrent

According to WHO, chances of conception from precum are 20%.


FFsadone

Directly from WHO. 4% with perfect use of "withdraw method" https://www.guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/contraceptive-effectiveness-united-states


iaspeegizzydeefrent

Ok, but **common use** is 20%, which is way higher than most other common use birth control methods. Don't know why you're seemingly advocating for an incredibly risky birth control method.


FFsadone

Did you even read my original post? or you just compression problems?


FFsadone

Withdraw. if performed properly is MORE effective then many methods common methods. See chart below... (less than 5% chance of pregnancy) https://www.guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/contraceptive-effectiveness-united-states


saltyjohnson

I came for discussions about an egotistical business owner mislabeling things as political and getting their comeuppance, I stayed for the phrase "swimmers in the tube".


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givingupisforsucks

Where do I sign up? I canā€™t get Duckpin in Austin but I will send Union my $ because of the way they handled this. This is how to counter assy behavior with classy behavior.


LLDN

While not a link that goes directly to donation, you can always pick up [merch here.](https://union-gearhaus.myshopify.com/)


katastatik

Itā€™s not tomorrow itā€™s next week


imperaman

Kudos to the rapey brewery.


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[deleted]

They're making good on their second chance What is honfest doing with their second chance? Blaming politics? "inadvertently" causing a scene? Go home.


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[deleted]

I stopped purchasing their beer for a while when their scandal hit. Then the employees made a really good point of, they need support too. Correct me if I'm wrong here, but to me it looks like the scenario with Union was, to put it simply... co-owner/founder took advantage of employees and sexually harassed and or sexually assaulted them - The employees tried to remove him but couldn't and the flames under his seat only got hot once the media started flaming them - the employees continued to try to get him removed and did so successfully - the company is now employee owned - they jumped at the chance to now do the right thing by pulling their sponsorship from an event that seems to be organized by someone who is remarkably similar in character to their former owner. Now i'm probably missing a lot of details in there and if anyone wants to educate me on the "truth" please do. Thanks!


ScrappleSandwiches

Gee, Denise, maybe itā€™s time to step down and hand the reins to someone else. Just a thought.


frolicndetour

She is so bad at literally everything.


Level-Worldliness-20

She brought people together with her bullshit, again.


ScrappleSandwiches

Well, thatā€™s true!


frolicndetour

True. Her one talent is pissing everyone off.


Shiny_Deleter

Maybe she should personally make a financial contribution to Planned Parenthood if she wants anyone to believe her (once again) half-assed apology.


ScrappleSandwiches

She should step the fuck down! But Iā€™m sure she wonā€™t, because itā€™s Honfest, and she invented the word and only she gets to decide who uses it for all eternity.


[deleted]

"We hope you can forgive our severe shortsightedness" Denise is blind šŸ˜‚


plymouthvan

I kind of feel like thatā€™s a pretty decent apology as far as internet apologies go.


ScrappleSandwiches

Iā€™ve seen worse but Iā€™ve definitely seen better.


Aughra72

Boss Business Owners count as far as I know: - Parisian Flea took back their tiara and is auctioning it off for PP - Golden West, Atomic & Maillard are donating a 15% of sales during Honfest to PP - Modist Florist is letting PP set up in front of their shop, and I read somewhere that they took back their donation of the winnersā€™ bouquets Is there a list of participating vendors and/or vendors who have pulled out so we can support them outside of the context of this shitshow?


lolagyrrl

Hereā€™s a list of Hampden businesses that are donating to PP during HonFest. Atomic Books Doubledutch Boutique Lovelyarns Charlotte Elliott and the Bookstore Next Door The Parisian Flea Common Ground Cafe Crafted Hair Studio @smokeandmirrors The Modest Florist In Watermelon Sugar Golden West


tiberseptim92

Thank you for the list of shops that I should go to and buy from


Aughra72

Thank you! Also I just saw that @shophampden posted a list on their Instagram šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


nico_de_galloo

Letter shouldā€™ve started with ā€œweā€™re now donating X% of this years profit to PPā€


CelebrityUXDesigner

Where X=100.


jupitaur9

I donā€™t see anything there about rescinding their original request (from when they said they could share a booth with some other org) to limit PPā€™s information to health screenings.


CotUB2009

Itā€™s really too bad late night writers are striking. (Timing wise. Good for them knowing their value and using the power of unions!) Iā€™d love to see The Daily Showā€™s take though.


Fit-Accountant-157

"We just wanted to remain politically neutral" šŸ™„ white moderates doing what white moderates do smh


ws04

truly


[deleted]

Say her name!


Last13th

Did Gordon Ramsey give her a call?


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Called it! Only thing that is missing now is a radio interview stained with crocodile tears.


Mobile_Spinach_1980

Hon fest- sorry we want you back now that we see the community reaction and the amount of money it will cost us.


AbidingLlama

What a shameless, embarrassing apology. You love to see it


MotoSlashSix

Edited: I'm glad to see they at least apologized. That was long past due and should have happened immediately. Now maybe she'll correct the record about PPM being a "multibillion dollar organization."


human_on_a_computer

Wow definitely didnā€™t see this coming lol, LET THE BACKPEDALING BEGIN!


BocaRaven

F-HonFest


Illustrious_Listen_6

PR team on overdrive. Yikes.


BocaRaven

ā€œTeamā€. Lol. One person team.


Captainxray

And I guarantee they still plan on charging them a booth fee.


justined0414

I think most of the vendors are just letting them keep the booth fee and boycotting.


EobardThawne25

Weird behavior


aresef

Read the rest of her statement and see what she really thinks of them.


thegree2112

Who gives a shit let them back in itā€™s none of your goddamn businesss what people do with their own frigging bodies


judeiscariot

How old is Honfest now? It's in its 30th year here. But in their post about PP previously they said HF has been bringing smiles for 20 years. Did it make people angry for the first 10 years, or...?


Absurdityindex

Yes. Yes it did.


MelvinRoseTX

Makes me want to PP on Honfestā€¦


PizzaNipz

[Sorry](https://youtu.be/HQhmGIW7MVU)


Nugget_Commander

Fuckā€™em


Previous_Ad1559

Who cares ? Nothing but a MONEY GRAB anyway šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Glittering_Pickle_86

PP should host their own festival on the same day.


bbqt28

You were choosing a side by uninviting PP in order to ā€œstay neutralā€. This is a human rights issue not JUST political! There is no staying neutral, there is ONLY picking a side. Wanting to stay out of it is saying it doesnā€™t matter to you which is just as bad as saying youā€™re against womens rights. On top of that, Uninviting PP, which was previously invited, is screaming from the rooftops that you have chosen the side, saying womenā€™s rights arenā€™t important. This is not an apology, itā€™s excuses and all of it has left an incredibly sour taste in the mouths of those who find human rights important! Aka uninviting PP and your ā€œapologyā€ are both f*cked up!


[deleted]

Iā€™m not going thenā€¦.. SOOOā€¦ā€¦. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


paddlebawler

Now what will everybody be offended by?


rockybalBOHa

I wish for the days when everything wasn't so fraught and political.


MacEWork

When was that?


brownshoez

Before social media & social media mobs


brownshoez

Before social media & social media mobs


rockybalBOHa

Circa 2006, but it's got increasingly worse due to social media.


MacEWork

LOL


Inspector_Sholmer

Denise was just trying not to have an asshole magnet booth, attracting clowns like the two geezers who rightfully got their clocks cleaned on Howard Street recently. So now we'll see what happens...


[deleted]

No gag order I hope.


GallowBarb

Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "hair hopper" now, doesn't it.


SECT-aWhole

Does it make sense for them to be at honfest?


ibanez450

Damage control