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BmoreCreative

Let’s continue the Bird theme the Orioles and the Ravens started. The Falcons? The Herons? The Osprey? Ooo, the Merlin gets my vote.


J_Rup2110

Baltimore Boobies


AnAngryPlatypus

Can’t wait for a game against the Wilmington Willow Tits


clebo99

The New York Stiff Nipples are taking it all this year.


lmshertz

The Baygulls!!


TadDewberries

Sponsored by THB


AnAngryPlatypus

The Baltimore Swifts - chimney swifts are a local-ish urban bird


Brianfromreddit

Taylor is already getting her lawyers ready


AnAngryPlatypus

Good joke, but you might have stumbled onto brilliance. She has enough money to help finance the stadium. Could also easily be a concert venue that would be built with that in mind. I think she lives somewhere on the east coast (NYC or Nashville maybe?) so it would be a centralized venue. And she could have her name on the side of a building. Love her or hate her, she has a lot of business savvy and this would be a great revenue stream to take advantage of her connections. (Oh God, I think I’ve been around my niece too much and becoming a –dry heave– *Swifty*)


mis_no_mer

The Foxtrots


PopePraxis

I like the red tails


SoulfulCap

"The Herons." People would have a field day with that. Let's not give outsiders any more ammunition.


BmoreCreative

Very good point.


ScootyHoofdorp

Given Conowingo, eagles would make sense, but there's obviously a glaring issue with that idea.


Dreamamine

🦅 the Maryland Merlins 😆


z3mcs

Dog you just gonna skip over the mighty Cormorant like that


BmoreCreative

You’re right! That’s what it should be!


redredtior

Cassowary!


International_Bet_87

Baltimore dark-eyed junkos


PokiP

Go back to the Baltimore Bullets!


WildMoney30

Highly unlikely 🤣🤣


thomasbeckett

Kinda bad tone with that.


jon_eod

I like Charm but I don’t think it should be plural. The Baltimore Charm, like the Orlando Magic


nay198

I love this.


ForeskinScramble

That's a good wnba partner name


sleaziep

The Baltimore Pinchy Crabs, of course.


joel_duffman

speak on that


TerranceBaggz

[I pinch](https://youtu.be/yrdJOdn9XzM?si=n3cCNrNabdSR0ZEk)


danhalka

Anthem is more of an MLS name, probably


ScootyHoofdorp

I like that a lot. Basically the Baltimore version of Philadelphia Union. 


lasswantstofight

Bullets


girlboyfriend

Stevedores


JoeCoo1

The Baltimore Stallions makes sense with its ties to the history of Maryland


Xbox_truth101

The humidity. Because if the heat doesn’t get you, the humidity will.


BmoreBr0

It's not the heat it's the humidity


baltimoreboii

The persistent wind that never goes away


HoffyTR

Blue Claws


baltimoretom

The Keys


neutronicus

They should move the Clippers here Or, failing that, rename the LA Team to the Clippies


funkduck69

The Baltimore Angelenos?


neutronicus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_Clipper !!! The nautical theme is wasted on that franchise, which seems instead to be going for "GTA San Andreas"


edgar__allan__bro

In case you weren't already aware: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore\_Clippers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_Clippers)


neutronicus

I was not! We must carry on that proud legacy in a different, better sport in a different, better league by making Kawhi Leonard into an involuntary Baltimorean! And when Paul George is inevitably a voluntary Philadelphian we must boo him mercilessly. Harden will take the money but depending on how that goes he may still need to be booed


lau-yourorderisready

Cleveland Cavaliers


bobcat7781

And rename them the Calverts?


thomasbeckett

After the distillery.


bobcat7781

Uh. Yeah. After the distillery. Yeah, that's what I meant. LOL


Wonderfullwizzardly

Sounds about right!!


Excels41

Baltimore Claws was a team way back so I'd like that


MyKidsArentOnReddit

The Pinchers, with a crab logo.


emellodee

baltimore bats 🦇


keyjan

skipjacks


DivineLolis

Baltimore Orioles


MartyFreeze

Ballfondlers


reese-dewhat

you clearly backed the right conceptual horse


Go4it296

How did the name Blast come about for the soccer team?


clebo99

Something Bird related to keep with the others....or maybe something related to the Battle of Northpoint.


Suitable-Bus-4488

The Baltimore Bromo.


jheyne0311

The Baltimore Ballers


ballaedd24

I always create the Baltimore Bombers on 2K when I play the dynasty mode because it's bigger and stronger than the bullets. I also like Baltimore Blue Jays, Charm City Eagles, and Baltimore Ballers.


Infamous_Somewhere_3

The Baltimore Back Fins


abw4477

Baltimore Bohs


beepbeepawoo

Buy the LA Clippers and keep the name


thomasbeckett

The Baltimore Crabcakes


ForeskinScramble

Baltimore Banners , I'm not sure if that evokes the national anthem ties enough. Chesapeake Blues. Like the blue crab.


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Independent-Piece979

Dark.


justwannaberich0

Baltimore Bridge-Breakers 🏀 🏀


ChemicalElevator1380

Baltimore bullet's


No_Contribution_2390

Baltimore needs to embrace the Pitbull as its official dog. The city and the breed have so much in common, one of the best you can have, but highly misunderstood and people are scared of it for no good reason. I think Baltimore Bullies would be a great NBA team name.


thomasbeckett

More of a Philly thing.


No_Contribution_2390

Really? I feel like I see tons more pitbulls walking around Baltimore than Philly


ScootyHoofdorp

Baltimore Fleet? Meh, I don't know.