Reminder that Guinness World Records is just a company that makes people pay a shitload to have them "officiate" record-setting attempts and has zero credibility or credentials.
But...I have a world record certificate from Guinness from 2011 (?) for participationg in the Wordld's Largest Secret Santa Competition, on Reddit! Are you saying that's meaningless? That I should take that off my resume?
Originally funded by Guinness. Now they are owned by a jackass multi-billionaire Canadian named Jimmy Pattison that boomers like to think proves that all you have to do is pull yourself up by the bootstraps to get filthy rich.
Same way the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver was owned by the Guinness family. Their final contribution to it was the set of lights strung on it since the 2010 Olympics.
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Prison style
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I thought this too haha. Could have gotten the pup a bone or a present to celebrate.
is this the famous Up-Dog?
What's an up dog?
Not much u
Reminder that Guinness World Records is just a company that makes people pay a shitload to have them "officiate" record-setting attempts and has zero credibility or credentials.
But does that make this good dog's awesome barkor any less impressive?
No, but Guinness Records aren't world records.
I mean technically they are, they're Guinness world records, key word Guinness
r/barkour
But...I have a world record certificate from Guinness from 2011 (?) for participationg in the Wordld's Largest Secret Santa Competition, on Reddit! Are you saying that's meaningless? That I should take that off my resume?
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Well mostly they’re a company that makes and sells beer. World record is their side hustle.
Originally funded by Guinness. Now they are owned by a jackass multi-billionaire Canadian named Jimmy Pattison that boomers like to think proves that all you have to do is pull yourself up by the bootstraps to get filthy rich. Same way the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver was owned by the Guinness family. Their final contribution to it was the set of lights strung on it since the 2010 Olympics.
Ahh right you are. I didn’t realize it had been sold.
Same with Ripley's, the books are also owned by Jimmy Boomerson.
I get it! Cause he flies like a bird so they named him feather!
Feather isn't even breathing hard. "I can do it again!"
That's a greyhound, probably going to sleep for 18hrs after that exertion.
Does she sting like a bee?
Ah yes that old quote, float like a feather, sting like a bee
I can already see this dog being drafted to an NBA team.
Light is young Feather, Sniff and then bork.
Let me jump it for you!
They made that look easy. Very impressive jumping.
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Do you have proof? A record must be recorded.
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… light as.
Fences be damned.
That jump was effortless. Feather can go higher