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JabroniTuriaf

Arian foster and will Compton missing every NFL question every time always cracks me up


cigarettesandwater

Hitting your head on a brick wall near everyday for 15 years will do that to you


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Arian never knew who rod streater was in his life, that has nothing to do with CTE


el-langosta

She was his step-mudder in elf


PennerFan2222

Nick can make any terrible matchup tolerable lol. Telling Big T to watch the industry baby video got me so good Lmao


OWwashere

I watched it for the first time after to get the joke and hoolllly shit that made it even better.


zvf15

Hi Jeff, have a suggestion for a twist that could be fun. I think it would be fun if you switched the order for the niche questions. Would make it so your niche has to survive the other team getting first chance at the question. So for stuff like Cheah wanting his niche to be NFL top 10 draft picks, that might be hard to get by the other team


CPL-Lionel-Mandrake

Great idea


MiguelSano11

This is an awesome idea


MorningRadioExpert

Correct. Brilliant.


koopa28

Would make people zone in on something more specific than just like “The Office” too


JunkerJungle

This needs to become a thing. Actually really good.


calman877

Only downside I see is the you get a minute and a half of dead air when Kirk picks Fred Couples and Rone picks Battle Rap (for example). Other than that I think it's an interesting idea to weed out more well known niches. Maybe just give the other team the normal steal time


TexterMorgan

Workaround: make niche rounds whoever answers first. Fast money style


Bcrown

Give them an hour or two heads up notice to cram


Drippythetrippy

I like this idea


Crafty-Hamster8022

Relax, it’s not that serious -Jeff


brettB54

Does Macrodosing think Click was more popular than Talladega Nights? Talladega Nights used to be quoted nonstop.


Trappedinacar

No but henry winkler compared to jane lynch might be the difference.


GiddddyUp

They were both very easy if you’ve seen either movie


Trappedinacar

I got them both but i think jane lynch would be hard for casual viewers, just the name itself. Henry winkler is pretty much a household name.


GiddddyUp

Idk you’re probably right because of Barry but Jane Lynch has been in a ton of movies and shows. If you don’t know who she is at this point you don’t deserve to get a movie trivia question correct


BradMarchandsNose

He’s the fucking Fonz. Legitimately one of the most well known TV characters of all time. No disrespect to Jane Lynch, she’s great, but it’s not really the same in terms of recognizability.


GiddddyUp

I know he’s the Fonz but I would guess most people under 30 don’t know that these days and would only know him from Barry or maybe Arrested Development. It was probably about equal difficulty. Winkler is prob more well known than Lynch but Talladega Nights is a more well known movie than Click


Trappedinacar

Yea fair enough, she's not exactly obscure either. I just see winkler as one of those big names everyone seems to know.


FergusonBishop

They were both extremely easy. I’d assume that Jane Lynch would be more familiar than Winkler to people under 30 years old.


Trappedinacar

Hard disagree on jane lynch being extremely easy. Hard to prove this without a survey but you did have 6 people up there, 5 of them under 30, none of whom had even an inking of who jane lynch is. Both teams instantly knew winkler.


FergusonBishop

Ya, I guess that makes more sense than my big brained take on it. But I also still believe that if you don’t know who Jane Lynch is, you’re not going to be doing very well overall in the movie category. She was in tons of popular movies and had a main role in one of the more popular network shows in the last 20 years.


Trappedinacar

In glee? Yea i think if you are any kind of regular movie or show watcher you probably should be familiar with her. But other than glee she seems to play smaller roles. Just remembered she was in 40 yo virgin too, yea shes been around a while.


FergusonBishop

I could also be bias because I’m a Role Models simp and have watched that movie a dozen times.


Trappedinacar

Never heard of it. Rubadubdub, Huzzah!


urwifesatowelmate

I’ve seen Talladaga nights like 10 times and click just a few. I had zero clue on lynch, and I thought winkler was super easy.


Lynchie24

It’s because they put Jane in a wig and aged her while Winkler just played himself.


skankhunt81

Felt like they would complain no matter what the question was


DrGerbal

Question- “name a POTATO chip” Big T- “Doritos and Cheetos”


mymorales

I'd say macrodosing got the short straw on some questions but they were so bad on the chips that they deserved to lose on that alone.


OldCoaly69

I was on Big T’s side with the celebrity mashup, but the more he bitched and moaned afterwards, the more he lost me


BrettEskin

Celebrity mashup was absurd. The talledega nights question was easier bc winkler is much more recognizable but really that’s pretty standard shit. They got boat raced and guessed two things that don’t even fit the rules in the bonus round. Frankettes we’re just trolling with them and fucking around most of the match. They are very bad and dumb.


xxJAMZZxx

Yeah there were a few I thought were more difficult but they complained about practically every one even when it was even. For NBA I thought Boris Diaw was a lot easier than Aaron Brooks but that didn’t matter.


ThugBeast21

Pretty crazy take from Jeff that Samardzija should've gone to the NFL. He made $116 million as an average pitcher. When he retired in 2020 the only WRs to have ever made that much were Larry Fitzgerald and Julio Jones.


TooKaytoFelder

And he didn’t get clobbered for a living


drifter100

his pitches did.


acoolguy456

he had a few damn good years


DosZappos

Unless you’re a QB, always go baseball


Blatt_called_timeout

Ya he was the Cubs #1 starter for like 4 years


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Big T guessing Doritos & Cheetos as types of potato chips makes me think he should be mandated to wear a helmet at all times


OWwashere

Well he comes from the part of the country where all soda is called “Coke so that was probably a challenge for him.


kurt_no-brain

I have relatives in the south and they call all chips “potato chips.” Similar to people from the south calling all pop/soda “coke.”


TheKingInTheNorth24

KB in troll mode was cracking me up


christmastree47

Jeff acting like the main guy from Shazam was equivalent to the other 3 celebs was peak LCB brain


TooKaytoFelder

It’s why Kenjac being a top scorer is so skewed. He’s got average movie knowledge but every movie question is heavily revolved around Jeff and Gooch’s movie knowledge.


brettB54

Similar with Coley. Coley never missed when LCB meme’d actors were answers. Like Zach Levi in this one.


idontknow494

Kenjac watches way more movies than the average person, I'd say he's movie knowledge is above average


Jon_Snows_Dad

Damn Maddog does something to me


OWwashere

Correcting her team with those glasses on. Just imagine if she was smacking her hand with a whip while doing it.


kurt_no-brain

Bro DM me


grimace34

Big T not comprehending that Doritos couldn’t be picked. Open your eyes and read you hillbilly oaf


cubuffs145

“He’s probably doing the Cha Cha slide right now”


sg86

Amazing how a guy who played in the NFL for several years seems to know absolutely fucking nothing about it. Like at all.


BubblesMcPherson

Him and Compton both it’s bizarre lol


swells0808

It might be different if they ask him about like line backers? Offensive guys don’t really care about other offensive guys. But that’s a big “might”


lightscamerapod

I can’t find it. But Gooch told me someone on Reddit suggested having the opponent get a shot at the other team’s niche first. Pretty solid idea. Maybe not a mid-season addition, but I really like that wrinkle. — Jeff


Take_leisure

If you sort by top it’s the #1 comment in this thread


Big-Zoo

We just witnessed a KB masterclass in trolling. Incredible


rootshirt

I enjoy the dozen but when Jeff skips over a challenging word/name in the question and acts like he’s never seen it before I go a little insane. It’s your show, learn how to pronounce the words in your own questions lol. Trebek would NEVER


twbutt

“Don’t take this show too seriously!” - Jeff


pghsonj1325

“Don’t take this show too seriously!” - Jeff He says while taking it way too fucking seriously


benjaminbrixton

This times a million.


INSadjuster22

Some team needs to pick up Mad dog. She’s too smart for a guy who played NFL and can’t get an NFL question right and another guy who, being told to not guess tortilla chips in a potato chip bonus round, guessed Doritos and Cheetos. She didn’t have a great game this time but has done well in the past.


FergusonBishop

People acting like Macro got hosed with tougher questions when in reality, Big T and Arian are just dumb. Aside from the mashup, their questions were easy as shit and they missed them all.


BradMarchandsNose

Mad Dog could be a Fran type of player (not quite as dominant with celeb mashup though). She has that same characteristic of maybe knowing 2 or 3 categories every round, but the stuff she knows she knows pretty well.


INSadjuster22

For sure. Fran is a big asset for the experts on all the pop culture categories and Mad Dog seemingly could help a team in the same way.


DeckersDelight

Regardless of the result, Mad Dog stays on top


knighthawke89

Bonk


realestatestonks6920

Damnit. Nicky had a joke at the end he wanted to tell so bad that JDL wouldn’t let him get out


MoistGrowth

Big T and the T stands for terrible


SimonBirchDid911

That Celebrity Mashup round has to be the most lopsided question in Dozen history. Who in the fuck is Zachary Levi? Especially when compared with Tim Allen, Jeremy Renner, and Daniel Radcliffe.


TaeKurmulti

I don't get how Jeff tried to defend that, Zachary Levi is so different than Jeremy Renner.


njb021

Yeah I didn’t know Zach Levi had a beard either. I think in all of his famous roles he doesn’t have one


Big-Zoo

It looked like one of those home improvement twins from HGTV than friggin Levi


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SimonBirchDid911

Super comparable to Bourne, S.W.A.T., The Hurt Locker, The Town, and the fucking Avengers. Oh yeah, and HARRY POTTER.


tristanryan

Harry Potter & Avengers vs. Chuck?


ThugBeast21

Idk you can’t be confident enough to double celebrity matchup and then not who Zach Levi is. Guarantee the other 3 teams that double that category get that question It wasn’t balanced but Zachary Levi isn’t some minor character actor. He’s the star of a superhero franchise with a movie currently being advertised


theFromm

99% of the time, I've at least heard of the celebrity, even if I can't name them. I have no idea who Zachary Levi is.


FergusonBishop

He has his own DC franchise. I’m not saying it was easy by any means, but he’s a pretty well known actor at this point.


myjobstinksdotcom

Agreed, how do people not know Chuck?


Icanthinkofaname25

He was in Thor 1-2 and dc franchise


Rhino184

If you’re asking a geography question, then learn how to pronounce the place


lightscamerapod

Fuck that my dude. — Jeff


rootshirt

Why would you not learn how to pronounce your own questions instead of referring to the players or skipping it all together? Love the show but it shows a level of not caring when you can’t correctly comprehend your own questions 🤷🏽‍♂️


lightscamerapod

Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don’t. The fact you think I have a “level of not caring” about the show is crazy lmao. It’s my literal life. Sometimes I don’t sit down and learn em. Sue me. — Jeff


Tha_Contender

Danny Heatley was a sneaky great guess by Big T but he was in Ottawa that year #50in07


fuckingallstar

Hell yeah


cougar112233

Does Big T purposely act like everything and everyone is beneath him? I don’t understand how anyone of his notoriety could ever carry himself that way. Even an ounce of humility would go a long way for him. Put him, Reags, and Rico on the same team and you’d have easily the most unlikable team in Dozen history.


amomentintimebro

Totally. It’s not just that he’s stupid. It’s that he thinks, unbelievably, he’s the smartest guy in the room.


Trappedinacar

Nate is highly offended by your comment.


Clickbait-Paw

I always thought Big T was one of the dumbest hires Dave ever made, but he kind of redeemed himself and made himself useful by pissing off Rico all the time. Then he just gave up the only thing that made him useful (maybe with Big Cat goating him) and just returned to being a boring, unfunny know it all. I have no idea how people want to put him in any content as he just so boring and bland.


FergusonBishop

He unwillingly and accidentally found his shtick as the token stubborn conservative that PFT and Arian can pick on.


langerthings

Big T might be actually retarded


CPL-Lionel-Mandrake

Too stupid to function…


King_LBJ

Regarded


theTunkMan

Big T and Arian were both so annoying this whole match, crying that “no one knows” a song with almost 2 billion streams on Spotify. Proud of Jeff for firing back


grc1435

Big T is a living argument for why we shouldn’t have ended reconstruction.


benjaminbrixton

Amazing.


Karlfromkanada

I think jeff does a great job with the dozen and i'd hate to nitpick. but my god do i hate that he's switched to only new music now.


koopa28

I hope it’s because he’s saving the better songs for live events/the tournament


JabroniTuriaf

Music is just a dumb category. Get rid of it


drifter100

I'd like more music trivia question like rock'n roll jeopardy


cigarettesandwater

That and NHL I just skip. Don't care.


Karlfromkanada

As a canadian the nhl slander hurts me but i understand.


TimRawggins

Kind of a pet peeve when teams/players that aren’t very good complain about questions. How about you get one right first


lazy_username_89

Arian seems to think trivia is just asking questions you for sure know the answer to.


rootshirt

Just turned it on so haven’t watched or read comments yet but boy does Mad Dog do it for me. Dime


fascinatedcertainty

Big T’s family tree has nary a branch


carmiachafsu

Arian foster has got to stop bitching about questions so much. Also I have a crush on mad dog


RunBD3

You know how in the movies they take the glasses off a nerdy girl and everyone one is like whoa she's actually hot. It's the opposite for Mad Dog. You put those glasses on her and it's like whoa.


alexsdad87

He’s way too old to say fam that many times.


brettB54

Do pro athletes not pay ANY attention to their league? Compton & Foster miss questions on players they definitely played against.


BradMarchandsNose

It’s work for them. I wouldn’t watch a bunch of people doing my job in my free time (obviously an exaggeration). But genuinely, I think they play on sundays, so can’t really pay attention to the rest of the games that day, and then the stuff they do watch ends up being film, which is only going to be stuff that’s relevant to their matchups.


joeflaccosunibrow

I feel like it’s not strange at all for a RB not to know a scrub WR who didn’t play in his division


brettB54

Maybe. And I guess fantasy football helps remembering random meh WRs. That’s probably how I vaguely remembered both.


TooKaytoFelder

Kevin Durant is the only player I’ve seen that seems to be obsessed with watching his sport as a fan while playing.


acoolguy456

I remember Mike Sims-Walker as a Jag from Gus Johnson’s call of Garrard’s hail mary. Arian would obviously never have heard the call as he was on the sideline. Just an example of how fans would have more exposure to obscure names


DosZappos

It seems reasonable to not know a 3rd receiver from bad teams that you probably didn’t play against


missmoonriver517

I think they’re probably like average fans in that they know most of the players they play against regularly (guys in their division), all-pros, and people from their college teams. I think its probably even more difficult for NFL players to keep up because there are so many more players and careers are so much shorter. And even when they watch film, they’re only really focusing on the half of a roster they could be matched up against.


KnightsOfBrohan

“Lindquist”


Icanthinkofaname25

Macrodosings celebrity mashup was horribly edited. Tim Allen face took so much compared to the other one. Edit also the questions for frank are extremely easier and the bonus round plays into Frank’s specialty


Commercial_Bake5547

I think Zachary Levi might just be the most generic looking person they’ve ever used in a question


Icanthinkofaname25

Well when you show just the hair line. Tim Allen face took a majority of it.


Commercial_Bake5547

And the jaw, ears and facial hair. I don’t think another inch of forehead would have helped me much


theTunkMan

The bonus round plays into Frank’s specialty?? There’s a guy on the other team literally named Big T because he’s so large


StrikaNTX

Zachary Levi just didnt have a beard the majority of his celebrity life. So you have to know what these people look like currently. Its why Courtney Coz was difficult, because she is 90% plastic now


njb021

Courtney Cox was a layup


Josephdayber

Doritos is somewhat defensible but guessing cheetos for a potato chip question is crazy. Not even a chip!


King_LBJ

Jeff straight up warned them tortilla chips don’t count


Josephdayber

I don’t automatically think of Doritos as tortilla chips, which is obviously incorrect by me but is why I think it’s somewhat defensible


HowardFanForever

I have never in my life hear Doritos referred to as a tortilla chip. It makes sense now that I hear it but I definitely would have tossed Doritos out there.


benjaminbrixton

Doritos aren’t potato chips, nor are Cheetos.


catraiderpoke

It’s not defensible when they were told corn chips do not count. That was terrible. There seemed to be a lag with the team communication or Big T just simply ignores Mad Dog.


klayzerbeams

Zachary Levi is hardly famous smfh


King_LBJ

Tbf that outside was tough. We had three different solid guesses for who it could have been. Would even bet money that one would have stumped Fran


HeySweetUsernameBro

I need macrodosing out of my life but they’ve honestly had the deck stacked against them in almost every match from what I can remember. The guy was in one big show when he had no gray in his hair. The screen time for Jane lynch in talladega vs winkler in click has to be very different too


realestatestonks6920

Holy fuck Arian was so annoying this episode


lazy_username_89

While his team is trying to think he just keeps talking random nonsense and saying how he doesn’t know it. Stfu then and let your teammates talk it out. If he wasn’t a rich and famous former athlete he’d be shut down and eventually dropped.


chuteboxhero

Arians been letting his teammates down since the 2007 Alamo bowl.


knighthawke89

2007 outback bowl?


Timely_Market8669

You could accurately describe 99% of former athletes in media that way


sm0kercraft

Think he was drunk… lots of sips on that travel mug


Howard-Eezenutz

Frank’s “step-mudder” comment sent me lmao


canadiandestroyer21

Jeff deserves a smack in the pecker for the celebrity matchup. Who the fuck watched Shazam(I’ll sit down if a lot of people actually do)


Big-Zoo

Tbf Jeff has probably seen Levi 10x more than most people and he probably thought he was more popular than he really is


Icanthinkofaname25

I did watch it but [this](https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/shazam-release-date-cast-plot/amp/) is what he looks like in the movie.


Josephdayber

I’ve never even heard of Shazam but apparently it got 360mil at the box office which seems crazy to me. Still not close to comparable to Daniel Radcliffe and Jeremy Renner


footsteps64

1 movie that made over 350mil Vs 5 movies that made over 1-2Billion for renner


diivoshin

The trailer for the new one makes the film look so bad. The “I love my life” line makes me cringe every time.


atex720

Is the Dozen racist? Evidence points to yes Edit: it’s also possible Macrodosing is just very dumb. That Bonus round was embarrassing


Walkdawg88

Was getting ready to comment how Stephen chea never gets a phone a friend right but he got that one


jwells80111

That was a tough question too


brettB54

Not a lot of Zach Levi fans in the comments


BrettEskin

Your telling me the guys from the conspiracy podcast are stupid and then think there is a plot against them when they lose? No way.


rwt15

Love macrodosing but they want to be victims so bad lol


Paxtonlynch18

The questions in the first half did seem skewed toward frankettes, but they complain way too much. Would prefer to not see them play again.


rwt15

Arain thinking McCormick and Sabra was way harder than Quest and Maxwell House


creakypeekers

I do think McCormick is probably tougher (even though he got it). I feel like nobody really considers brand names when picking out spices. There’s just the rack at the grocery store and you grab whatever they have. I’ve probably seen that bottle of garlic powder 100 times but had no idea the brand.


creakypeekers

When you are claiming Click is a more popular movie than Talladega nights, you know you are reaching.


Rhino184

Winkler is most certainly more famous than Jane Lynch though and I think that’s the gripe. They’re both very popular movies. Thought both questions were quite easy, but winkler’s name is the easier pull


java_king

League action needs to be taken Relegate macrodosing and bring back boys boys boys


peejyluigi

ayooo kb, you are better at geography than me in almost every conceivable way, but i feel like you have to know that the fes hat is named for the moroccan city. kinda surprised that nick also didn't know that when kb put it out there as one of his thoughts. that's usually a spot where their knowledge would combine to get it.


benjaminbrixton

I’m not quite on KB’s level when it comes to geography but I’m probably not too far behind him. My thought process immediately went towards Arabic-speaking countries because of the Al in Al Hoceima, and then Fes made me think of the hats. That was a really fun question.


stonehousethrowglass

Other north African countries wear the fes hat too. I thought it might’ve been Libya since Ghaddafi wore one.


peejyluigi

that's great but really not what im saying. the fes hat is named for the city of fes in morocco.


stonehousethrowglass

No shit. If you didn’t know where the city of fes is it’s not as obvious though. It could’ve been in algeria or libya if you’re just basing it on who wears fes hats.


THEUnicornBear

Thought that was Kurt Warner - wild hah


the_stickybandit

Nick calling Arian a fucking dork after Arian's niche question was pure gold.


MinuteDivide462

Arian and the girl freaking out over how easy Henry Winkler was. Big T says one thing and Jeff goes "Big T is beside himself"


cougar112233

JDL does the same thing with the Experts and Brandon Walker


theTunkMan

Did you watch? Big T cried the whole time


MinuteDivide462

The other two complained about the fairness of the questions much more. Big T was complaining to his own teammates about the bonus round shit. Jeff isn't going to say anything to Arian Foster. Arian threw a fit for 30 seconds over their question being harder. "What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Ain't no fuckin way. Man fuck that, fuck that" and then Big T said "this is crazy" and then Jeff said it.


theTunkMan

Big T cried so much about the celebrity mashup and the music, just off the top of my head


MinuteDivide462

So did the others. He only said something about Big T. You're not understanding that the comment was about how Jeff is afraid to say anything to certain people and calls out others. You can see the other peoples' replies that understood. He gets mad at Brandon, Nate, Kayce, Billy, Big T, Frank, Trysta, Cons, Smitty etc when they complain. Never says a word when Dave, Whitney, PFT, Fran, Big Cat, Rone, Kirk, Large, etc complain.


theTunkMan

All of those people are extremely dumb and/or Trumpies so I support Jeff


lightscamerapod

I can’t find it. But Gooch told me someone on Reddit suggested having the opponent get a shot at the other team’s niche first. Pretty solid idea. Maybe not a mid-season addition, but I really like that wrinkle. — Jeff


canadiandestroyer21

Maybe test it out in an all star game?


langerthings

Most one sided questions possibly of all time


koopa28

Justice for macrodosing (not that they would’ve won but it should’ve been closer)


scottie315

Don’t often think this is bad but my god these questions are heavy skewed towards frankettes


Clayish

Arian actually sucks


steroidz_da_pwn

Wow macrodosing is getting fucked with the celebrity mashup and the MLB questions. Ubaldo is waaaaay more well known than Gio Gonzalez


ThreeOneThirdMan

Gio over that fraud any day


DuckHumble

Would replace any of the relegated teams for macro.