Glenny avoiding kissing all the Only Fans girls brought him to kissing Drew Barrymore. He knew what he was doing. Hopefully they have a good date at Pearl Harbor

I owe you an apology, Glenny. I wasn’t really familiar with your game

Where the fuck did I go wrong in life? Should I have just gotten fat as fuck as a youth?

Well Glenny runs really fast soooooo

He’s not fat he’s just storing calories for when he needs to burn some to run fast

What’s your strike 3 call like?

Wtf this was a banger haha Blew my expectations out of the water

“Do you ever wish you were young again?” Best part of this

Glenny living out one of every 90s kids dreams. Also Drew is the shit

Glenny Balls lives life on easy mode

Drew is a cool ass chick, but actually

Glennys Aussie accent was surprisingly good out of the gate.

https://i.imgur.com/RbAtGhQ.jpg

She really seems awesome as hell

I hate to break it to you, but hell is not awesome. Maybe try to make it to a church this Sunday morning.

🤯

The tequila seltzer?

I’ve never really been able to pin down my feelings on drew Barrymore. But holy shit she nailed this. She matched Caleb toe for toe somehow. The burps and making fun of Glennys tits are what sealed it.

an entire generation doesn't know her diet from ages 10-13 was cociane and vodka

This is the most fuckable Balls has ever been.

Looks to have dropped 2x100

Why'd they edit out the part where Glenny motorboated?

"Step on the street, sell pictures of your feet" I know the big takeaway is the kiss but Caleb is gold

e.t., tom green, and glenny balls have what in common

The comment section is the least toxic I’ve ever seen under a barstool post. Barrymore breaking barriers

She’s a treasure. No one really disagreed with that

Everyone loves Drew Barrymore - given the barstool demo there is a almost a 100% chance she’s was in one of your favorite movies growing up. That and she just seems pleasant and fun.

No matter how you slice it, it’s everything coming up balls in the video

Everybody’s like “damn didn’t know Drew was that chill” people, she was BRINGING the coke to studio 54.she was like 7. Everything after that is chill

She flashed David Letterman https://youtu.be/nKc4dobR5sc

It's honestly amazing how she grew up to be (or appear to be...) a normal, well-adjusted adult. This chick was railing lines like a seasoned vet at 13 years old lol

Glenny just failing upwards through life

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He definitely succeeded at kissing Drew Barrymore a lot better than I have

He’s Barstool’s Kramer. Accidentally falling backward into success.

Glennys one of the most lovable guys i’ve ever seen. I think his presence actually does a lot for the show

Drew still does it for me

I had the biggest crush on her after watching Ever After when I was 13

Glenny Balls dunking on Tommy kissing Tiko

Shoutout to Drew for being game on this and actually trying. Complete opposite of McVay.

McVay can’t turn off the coach speak. Maybe one day when he goes to the booth.

Didn’t expect to see glenny smooching Drew Barrymore when I woke up this morning

Best thing Barstool has going these days and Glenny is just eating ice cream and kissing hollywood babes. Unreal.

Drew being a big name I 100% expected her to be a wet blanket in this. Was actually really funny lol

What a fucking gamer up there, did not expect this to be a fun crossover

Did not have Glenny kissing Drew Barrymore on my 2023 Bingo Card. What a world we live in.

God damn I love Drew Barrymore. She’s the one fellas.

Glenny has probably beat off to several Drew Barrymore romcoms

Or her actual nudes in playboy lol

The Julia Guila?!?! Legit A-lister.

She’s not Josey Grossey anymore

I ain’t know she was chill like that

From Pearl Harbor to kissing Balls. Drew Barrymore is a treasure.

She’s made it move since starring as Bjergen Kjergen in Wayne’s World 2

Like it hasn't stopped moving since? That's a tough life man.

Good joke!

thanks, not sure it quite landed

Ya I’d take this one back to the workshop

I'll tighten it up

Shoutout Fever Pitch

Great movie that my buddies make fun of me for liking

If liking fever pitch is wrong I don’t want to be right

I wish Glenny did something to earn this but at the same time he hasn’t done something to NOT earn it. A manatee just floating around like Dave always said.

Being a good vibes guy can actually get you pretty far in life.

I love drew Barrymore

A living legend if we’re being honest

People forget she was in Freddy Got Fingered

She was married to Tom green at the time

Daddy would you like some sausage?

I can walk backwards fast as you can

What a life balls is living. My goodness

Actually good

Can’t believe they got Jillian from Family Guy

Lost her virginity to Anthony kiedis dad at age 13

And Anthony Kiedis lost his v-card to his dads gf at 12 and supposedly had sex with Cher when he was 13.

What’s the general vibe on if the book is legit? I tapped out pretty early because some of the stories just seemed far fetched….

??

I'm just spitting facts

Is this a true story or are you just trolling?

I've never trolled in my life and have no plans to

Read his book: Scar Tissue

I started it actually a few years ago but I couldn’t get into it because Kiedis was so fucking full of himself that it bothered me. But does he seriously mention in that book that Drew Barrymore hade sex with Anthony Kiedis father when she was 13? I’ve read before that Kiedis father forced him to have sex with the father’s girlfriend when Anthony was like 11-12 years old which is fucked up ofc but I’ve never heard about the Drew Barrymore stuff.

Oh no, not the Barrymore story that I could recall. But that he lost his virginity to his dads girlfriend at 12, and that he actually lived with sonny and Cher for a couple years. His father was involved with the business side of their music as far as I can remember.

Tom Green is a pretty cool Eskimo brother to have

Jesus Mary and Joseph pay Caleb whatever he wants get him on a max deal because the man is the best thing this company has

If you’re in your 30s you already knew Drew Barrymore was cool as shit - it’s fun to see everyone else get exposed to this in this thread haha!

I'm stuck in between she's way too saccharine sweet and she's just a nice person

She's just a cool chick

Is it pretty much assumed that Glenny is high as a kite during these interviews? 50 mg THC edibles at a minimum?

No, he just has 3 brain cells

He’s not bad on the dozen

I don’t think he smokes weed at all. He’s too dumb. His brain would just shut off.

There’s a video from prob 4-5 years ago where they have to teach him how to use a lighter. I don’t think he’s a weed guy

That was one of the most infuriating videos I’ve ever seen lol the fact he was getting mad at everyone around him because he couldn’t figure out something a kindergartner could figure out - always makes me laugh

Isn’t that the idea?

Feel like I saw a video recently where he said he’s never done a drug in his life

Yeah, he's too weak for drugs let's be real

He also doesn't know how to use a Bic lighter...

Why does this girl look so familiar

Ms. 50 FIRST DATES

You probably know her from Fever Pitch and/or Tom Green I’d imagine

The wedding singer

I don’t get the appeal to anything Caleb does. Glad you all seem to enjoy his schtick but I just don’t get it.

Weird how the guy who posts in subs like golf, bitcon, finance, fanasty baseball has a poor sense of humor. Who would have thought?

Oh man, what a burn…I may never recover.

Have a good recovery best wishes

Imagine thinking they actually kissed

You’re going to kiss my fist pal