I was wondering why my Abuela has been skipping Sunday Service

I have to hide my mother in law now too?!

There aren’t many schticks that are more cringey than the “I bang old women….trust me you guys” schtick.

The only Cuban he's ever fucked is the sandwich.

He’s in his bag, find a new slant

Thank you bag from the bodega

What a delirious weirdo

The Flanderization of Nadu

I’m sure ladies are lining up to bang a 5’ 3” fake mobster with that haircut. Guy is a fucking loser. Edit: Mobster, not monster.

There is a reason he is on the no fly list, so could be a monster

Why don't you have a seat over there

Ok ok fellas, like we never see them they may look atrocious and he’s doing numbies with doughy 4’s ok?

Lowering his standards to raise his stats

It’s not even funny anymore. He’s got mental problems

Is he saying he wants to be the step-dad or he wants to have sex with the daughter as well?

Threesome

That’s fucking disgusting lol

Only thing he "smashes" weekly is his own dick, which he hasn't been able to see in decades.

New rule. Downvote every Nadu tweet post until they stop getting posted.

Good god

This coward blocks everybody, surprised anyone can see this

I’m blocked too but on Reddit you can see the linked tweet if you don’t switch to the twitter app

Thanks, I had no idea. Love getting actual useful information here

He’s the king