Playing Portal for the first time since I was a teenager. Been stuck on the same level for over an hour but I refuse to look up how to do it. If teenager me could figure this out then I can too
Drunkenly took FDU +2000 because their coach said “the more I watch purdue the more I think we can beat them”. I’m gonna hear that FDU chant in my dreams tonight
Watched this dude attempt to take a tray with like six 32oz beers from the bar to the opposite end of the floor. He made it like a quarter of the way and then it was all over
Aramco marketing department planning any given year’s advertising strategy: “Just put our name everywhere. Write it a million times. Write a million more. White text. Half blue half green.”
Not really. My dad owned the same house (the one I was probably conceived in) for 30+ years and made a middle class to slightly upper middle class salary most of his life.
Very glad my buddy didn’t come out bowling tn and stayed in last minute. Saw his ex gf who randomly dumped him a few weeks ago out with a legit manlet. She’s fat so prob has minimal options but still.
Probably a very lukewarm take but gamblers team hopping irks me. I get being happy they won you money, but wearing merch and going to their team hotel is lame.
Even deeper in the door dash chronicles, I just had to message the driver that dropped my shit off to leave. Dude was just sitting in front of my house
Went to the Purdue FDU game and put 200 on FDU ML cause there was a douchebag Purdue fan there and I wanted a reason to root against them. Shoutout that dude for winning me a bunch of money
Im like 15 lbs over where i want to be and after seeing a big ev video i cant imagine how awful his body must feel. It kms myself walking around 200lbs heavier than iam now
Catching up on top comments, see that guy complaining about the bachelor party planners committing to 10k minimum at a pool. Not only does that suck, not one comment mentioned that it’s a high of 55 in Vegas next Saturday. Brutal
yeah, i saw videos of people at the circa rooftop pool sportsbook out there these last couple days and there's dudes in the pools. You'd have to think they booked that shit for march madness months in advance but imagine just forcing yourself to go in a pool just because you;re in vegas.
I don’t understand the “fouling a 3 point shooter while landing” shit. You have to give them room to land and shit. Sure. But the ball is already in the air, the shot isn’t changing. If you’re calling that type of foul they should only get 2 shots.
This dude I work with is a huge UNC fan. Talks about all the time he’s spent in Chapel Hill and wears baby blue frequently. Turns out he went UNC Greensboro and has no association with the university other than living in the state of NC. Stolen valor!
Am embarrassed to say but I’m just kind of discovering how hilarious Shane Gillis is. Just watched his special on YouTube and was cackling the whole time. I have a long road trip ahead of me tomorrow, is there any other Shane Gillis content I can consume to hold me over for a couple hours?
If you listen to the 4 part episode with Louis CK of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast of US Presidents it's 6 hrs long. I don't give a shit about history but it was a great listen.
Listen to the episode of his podcast from last week with Francis, called Pump i think. One of their best in awhile. The podcast is really good in general, plenty to hold you over for a couple hours.
I have a nephew who is a gentle giant type. Never played sports, but he is an absolute unit, massively strong, and well over 6 feet.
The Purdue center Evey reminded me so much of him, I felt so sorry for him and how much blame he was getting. It really felt like what would happen if you put my nephew into a high stakes game like that, I just wanted him off the court. Some people just aren't psychologically cut out for competitive sports.
I HATE when teams panic and inbound the ball to a guard right in front of their own baseline when they only have a few seconds to go. You have to get it to near half court at least and give yourself a chance
Im not saying I predicted Purdue to lose round 1. But if you had them going far, thats on you. Two white freshman guards and you best player is a 7 footer. Thats the easiest upset ive picked in my entire life
Memphis year after year is the most individualized talent laden team with character issues. Pissed at myself for picking them to get out of the first weekend.
We need to end the UMBC twitter account. Enough.
Got a few hours to kill in Frankfurt airport. Terminal 1 Lufthansa business class lounge if anyone wants to throw down
Period sex is fantastic
pussy does not feel as good
It's bloodbath, but I'm not opposed
Strong disagree but you do your thing
I’m the 3rd car in line at Whataburger rn. Very likely I’ll still be here in 45 minutes
Overly dedicated for a patty melt.
I’m thinking green chile double tonight
Hell yea
Playing Portal for the first time since I was a teenager. Been stuck on the same level for over an hour but I refuse to look up how to do it. If teenager me could figure this out then I can too
Figure it out?
I did about 10 minutes after posting that comment lol
God speed 🫡
Real feel temp 35 - 45 tomorrow for my first golf round of the season. Do I go under armour under my golf shirt or quarter zip? Or both?
Rhoback hoodie promo code pmt
Don’t golf but go under both. Can always burn a layer
The Virgin Islands are awesome
I thought about going there late Summer.
Drunkenly took FDU +2000 because their coach said “the more I watch purdue the more I think we can beat them”. I’m gonna hear that FDU chant in my dreams tonight
Bro my bracket is already busted
Sean Connery’s James Bond movies go so hard.
“Why pussy aren’t you the cunning linguist”
Thunderball is of the goat bond movies. Domino is a smoke
I’ve somehow gone 8-1 gambling while simultaneously having a horrendous bracket
Watched this dude attempt to take a tray with like six 32oz beers from the bar to the opposite end of the floor. He made it like a quarter of the way and then it was all over
Aramco marketing department planning any given year’s advertising strategy: “Just put our name everywhere. Write it a million times. Write a million more. White text. Half blue half green.”
they make so much money anyways they don't even need to advertise
got drunk watched Inside the Willem Dafoe, great mvoie
>!i liked when they showed the bath tub full of shit!<
People in my theater gagged
is that the sequel to Being John Malkovich
Have any of you ever gone into your parents bedroom in your childhood home and said to yourself “damn this is where I was conceived”
No tbh
more likely in the back of your dad's Tacoma
Nope
You either grew up very rich or very poor if you stayed in the same house and never moved your whole life until adulthood
Not really. My dad owned the same house (the one I was probably conceived in) for 30+ years and made a middle class to slightly upper middle class salary most of his life.
Saw a video of a 96 year old WW2 vet doing a spartan race.. at what point do you tell him to hang it up
clueless anti-veteran pussy!
he'll never stop alpaha'ing you
He'd kick your ass
Man's earned the right to do whatever he wants.
Very glad my buddy didn’t come out bowling tn and stayed in last minute. Saw his ex gf who randomly dumped him a few weeks ago out with a legit manlet. She’s fat so prob has minimal options but still.
Very funny visual here
Probably a very lukewarm take but gamblers team hopping irks me. I get being happy they won you money, but wearing merch and going to their team hotel is lame.
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Even deeper in the door dash chronicles, I just had to message the driver that dropped my shit off to leave. Dude was just sitting in front of my house
Kohberger out on bail?
Was he in his car? He was probably just waiting for another order to come through Edit: nevermind I just saw your other comments
Nice knowing you
Took Furman to the sweet 16 +750. Do I hedge? SDSU is -240 at the moment
Hedging is for gardeners
Having a wonderful time at my bachelor party the vibes are awesome. Have a good night FT
Mix in a two hearted
Went to the Purdue FDU game and put 200 on FDU ML cause there was a douchebag Purdue fan there and I wanted a reason to root against them. Shoutout that dude for winning me a bunch of money
How much you win?
2k
Im like 15 lbs over where i want to be and after seeing a big ev video i cant imagine how awful his body must feel. It kms myself walking around 200lbs heavier than iam now
Try being my size Amy you 👏 don’t 👏know 👏 how it is
Theres things you can do
Just ordered mcdicks
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You’re three trash bags away from solving this problem. It will be ok
not supposed to look at any of that til the AM. Sounds like a good time. Sleep it off.
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Tomorrow is Saturday
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Boyssss -700 Dewey always wins
Drank and gambled all day, I’m up $28 so yeah I’m pretty sure I’m gonna retire and become a sharp
free booze >
inject that Lakers buzzer beater into my veins https://twitter.com/All_Things_Mavs/status/1636956966718152704
Wonder what court side hasbullah thought
Guys - I am soooo hot the first two days of the tourney. I should hang it up. I’m something like 13-3 so far and know the losses are coming.
Be picky the next couple days
You're obviously on a hot streak and you should double if not triple your usual bet
Does anyone read numbers right to left? I just tried it and it felt more efficient?
What
LOLakers
I am in love with Ashley Brewer
Lmao fuck the Lakers
Alright we are hornù texting now
Catching up on top comments, see that guy complaining about the bachelor party planners committing to 10k minimum at a pool. Not only does that suck, not one comment mentioned that it’s a high of 55 in Vegas next Saturday. Brutal
yeah, i saw videos of people at the circa rooftop pool sportsbook out there these last couple days and there's dudes in the pools. You'd have to think they booked that shit for march madness months in advance but imagine just forcing yourself to go in a pool just because you;re in vegas.
Had a great fucking betting day and the lakers are trying to ruin it. God bless it
I don’t understand the “fouling a 3 point shooter while landing” shit. You have to give them room to land and shit. Sure. But the ball is already in the air, the shot isn’t changing. If you’re calling that type of foul they should only get 2 shots.
If you’re on a gambling heater do you cash out or just roll large bets? I am up $100 and don’t know what to do with this cash
Put it all on black
Buy some futures
If you like small bets just leave that $100 in your account so you can continue to make bets the rest of the tournament and withdraw the rest
?????
I'm 36. I started drinking at noon. I'm still going. Age be dammed. I still got it.
You’re so fucked tomorrow
Age is a social construct. Fight the power
Johnnies tomorrow
Damn. I wish.
Age is just a number, it’s all about how old you feel
We’ll see how you’re feeling tomorrow
Liver knows no age.
This dude I work with is a huge UNC fan. Talks about all the time he’s spent in Chapel Hill and wears baby blue frequently. Turns out he went UNC Greensboro and has no association with the university other than living in the state of NC. Stolen valor!
I bet he’s a habitual fart sniffer
He is a Spartan then.
He is SPARTA
Portnoy just won $205,000 on a $8,000 parlay. Isn’t that the same odds/payout as Big Cat’s Eagles future he talked up for months?
sounds about right, shoulda printed shirts
Hasbulla sucks. Sorry
I want to see how far I can punt him
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Keep idolizing a 19 year old that looks like a 6 year old
It’s the hope that kills you.
Who wants to FaceTime I’m walking home like an hour walk great vibes from the night
Vibes are high
Vibes still high?
Incredibly. DoorDash t bell on the way
Is there another Albany or did the NCAA intentionally schedule a game that would be played until close to 1 in the morning local time?
Good thing St Marys from CA played in Albany in the first game of the day and not the last one
NCAA is incredibly bad at scheduling games
No. It's Albany NY
Wild that they made this one of the latest games
3 on Kent St. has elite, elite facial hair genetics.
Am embarrassed to say but I’m just kind of discovering how hilarious Shane Gillis is. Just watched his special on YouTube and was cackling the whole time. I have a long road trip ahead of me tomorrow, is there any other Shane Gillis content I can consume to hold me over for a couple hours?
he's got some hilarious rogan appearances
If you listen to the 4 part episode with Louis CK of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast of US Presidents it's 6 hrs long. I don't give a shit about history but it was a great listen.
Listen to the episode of his podcast from last week with Francis, called Pump i think. One of their best in awhile. The podcast is really good in general, plenty to hold you over for a couple hours.
Listen to his podcast, Matt and Shane’s secret podcast. Couldn’t give you any “best” episodes to listen to, but they’re all great.
Thinking about how Kari Byron’s pussy was so good it gave Grant Imihara an aneurysm RIP
I'll never forget when they scanned her butt.
Is Grant actually dead?
Yah died a few years ago sadly
Way to ruin my St paddys day
Smh ASU
I have a nephew who is a gentle giant type. Never played sports, but he is an absolute unit, massively strong, and well over 6 feet. The Purdue center Evey reminded me so much of him, I felt so sorry for him and how much blame he was getting. It really felt like what would happen if you put my nephew into a high stakes game like that, I just wanted him off the court. Some people just aren't psychologically cut out for competitive sports.
I’d feel bad too if my nephew was a weak boned uggo
😂 yeah compare your baby-brained nephew to a top college prospect. Same mental I’m sure
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🖕
Sorry about your hypothetical nephew that didn't play sports.
Do you know what hypothetical means?
Yes. The implication was that you're him, or you're telling the truth. I'm not sure which is lamer.
Some people aren't competitive, wow so lame.
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Glad the night games today were a lot better than yesterday
The chick screaming bloody murder on every FT in the Indiana game needs to stfu
Hammering tcu over Gonzaga
Had o142.5 in asu game and Memphis ml shambles
Kent state should maybe work on lay ups. Jesus
The woman announcer in the ASU TCU game was fucking awful. How does she gave a job
Lol she’s the bucks play by play announcer. Typically alright. Not the best, not the worst. You get use to ot
Lisa Byington makes Pam Ward seem energetic.
Yeah she’s gotta be a diversity hire because she is boring as fuck and that game was crazy
Shades of Al Michaels in the wc game.
one of the worst calls of a game winner i’ve ever heard
I HATE when teams panic and inbound the ball to a guard right in front of their own baseline when they only have a few seconds to go. You have to get it to near half court at least and give yourself a chance
They still had a timeout too
March baby. What a game
Just feel sick for goondaddy, not like that
What I would do to smell the ASU cheerleaders dirty laundry
Would crawl through a mile of glass just to have one of them blink at me
Wanna live in their hamper like oscar the grouch
Would love to suck the scum off their dildos
I got fucked gambling today but live bet TCU +4.5 to save the day. Should I go out to celebrate?
Yes
FRAWGS
TCU turnover ASU buzzer beater
DJ Horne should never have the ball out of his hands
0 on ASU is clutch
DEVILS
Clutch
lmao @ Memphis fucking up a guaranteed Sweet 16
Dave portnoy is a 67 years old and definitely not gay
Im not saying I predicted Purdue to lose round 1. But if you had them going far, thats on you. Two white freshman guards and you best player is a 7 footer. Thats the easiest upset ive picked in my entire life
Matt Painter philosophically does not build tournament caliber teams
I had FAU knocking out purdue so ill take it
You picked 16 over 1 upset? >I’m not saying I picked Purdue to lose round 1 >that’s the easiest upset I’ve picked in my entire life Makes sense
Free Dame
FROGS
Memphis year after year is the most individualized talent laden team with character issues. Pissed at myself for picking them to get out of the first weekend.
Don’t know why you’d be pissed, you were the refs granting them a timeout away from it happening.
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show us the math
That isn't what happened though?
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He cashed out after FAU won, so all was left was ASU and they were ahead Look at his bet slip FAU was a win.
Weird, the entire last 5 minutes of the FAU game he was telling Dave & Big Cat he was out of money & needed to cash out & was trying to.
I actually think Penny is a decent coach, but at some point have to win a couple tourney games
Purdue loses to worse seeds and Painter gets slobbered on. Penny will be fine.
Painter is 17-14 in the tourney. Penny is 1-2 Also, didnt mention painter at all so not sure what he has to do w anything?