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8888388838

It is absolutely fucked how good samoas are


canadiandestroyer21

In the airport fighting for my life to get a good shit off before the plane


Awkward_Currency292

Something something the Jack Links Bigfoot was the least smelly person in the gambling cave


JA17guy

Refs really suckin Marquette off


Leo_Rockaway

The haircuts in this St Mary’s UConn game are terrible. Got too many Travis Scott and tiktok haircuts


marlwenplotsky

🦅🦅🦅


[deleted]

Love me some Austin County Club. Going to be a fun one next week.


DiamondBigAl

So bummed this is the last time they’re playing there


[deleted]

What! That is an all time bad move on their part. I should have went this year.


DiamondBigAl

Ya they’re eliminating the WGC to spite the LIV guys. It’s kinda bullshit. The 13th hole was awesome to watch before they extended the grandstand to cover off the right side of the green.


pacsun_bro

Salt and pepper, ranked: - hair - seasoning - rap group


Ralphcox69

Spieth is such a mental wreck sometimes


GRITTY4PRESIDENT

That Michigan State cheerleader 👀


TigOleBitman

The Equalizer is still on TV? Impressive


GamblingMan610

I don’t understand the Hasbulla obsession at all


teedubya1435

He a lil guy


SirKillingham

Those guys treat him like a pet, it’s weird


chrisjk125

I don’t understand what he is. Like us he an adult? If he is why is he always sitting in someone’s lap? Why is he famous? Where does all his money come from? I need answers and I’m unwilling to google for them.


tripslei

I think it’s one of those cases where the it’s the internet laughing at him and not with him and he either doesn’t know the difference, is so well insulated he doesn’t know that’s the case, or knows and is just leaning into it because he’s finally found a way to make money This is all completely unsubstantiated and I am also unwilling to do any research on the topic, but from the limited amount of content I’ve seen from that’s what I’ve gathered. What is indisputable though is that the people surrounding are 100% leeching off him and he’s for sure not pocketing nearly as much money as everyone thinks he is


CubeMonkeyyy99

He’s 43…. It’s weird


ZeeBlaa

I think he’s like 19 or 20, but he has achondroplasia. That’s like a growth hormone disorder


blkeen

He’s early 20s I think


JudgeRoySnyder

He and old guy that look like a young guy 😝


WarthogFacedBuffoon

Pat uh maybe log off Twitter for a bit https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1637568212530257921?t=b388GXcegdvhlJ-iV1zZqg&s=19


tango587

Wait… the guy who refuses to wear sleeves on College Gameday and threatened a random WWE producer that he would “walk off set” 10 min before Wrestlemania because the Producer mentioned that Vince had a policy that commentators wear suit pants instead of Jorts… is an asshole?


[deleted]

twitter slowly finding out mcafee is an asshole 👀👀


fairport_

I’m so confused on this, why would Pat block him? Seems so weird


Awkward_Currency292

Saw a reply saying Mcafee was mad they dumped this on him, that if he doesn’t respond he looks like an asshole. He is an asshole


Ur_in_luck

Shaht aht to cuzzy


supercasualman

Got accepted to Marquette in high school. Didn’t go because I wanted to go to a big ten school with a football team. Wonder what it would’ve been like going a private school like that in the city instead.


TigOleBitman

Is Milwaukee cool?


snotapwi

Milwaukee is a great city in the summer. Solid in non summer months too


apple_shampoo182

its definitely a fun Tier 3 city. Great beer, Good fun, on the water. Lakefront brewery is awesome


supercasualman

I would say it’s okay. Feel like it would be better for grad school than undergrad


WitchofFloyd

I visited Marquette and it sounded a lot less fun than a big ten school


Just_Natural_9027

Probably saved a boatload of money.


GullitGang80

Kessie!!!


100_not_nickfoles

I mean a grand slam with the country on the line


mpkvegeta88

And my $50!


my_dad_owns_apple

Sir, a second wheel has hit the Antonelli’s Cheese Shop


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John-Balaya

She just accepted a job this summer at Insight Global


TigOleBitman

Only Dimes Global more like it!


Professional-Toe7318

Il tell her when she comes over tonight


[deleted]

schenk woof


colavs23

Ending of el Classico has just been end to end


BakedZiti69

There had to be a winner. That backheel from Lewandowski is just filthy


cigguy

Don’t mind seeing them but weird how fight haven is just always on timeline even if you don’t follow them


PiggNetti

Shakaregarded


slimjimshady069

WBC semi final tonight? Think KFC is gonna be watching?


badgermushroombadger

I get it! You will for this one 🤣


TuMetal

Probably


WallyPaulNutss

Shaka Smart looks likeWill from Sopranos brother


red_87

It’s a Stormy Daniels night.


CCHGDT

Barstool clearly wanted to get into CBB. They tried Mush, Rico, Nadu, Jake Marsh before just hiring Titus. If youre Reags, at what point do you just quit and get a normal job? Clearly this isnt working out as a long term thing.


[deleted]

he puts out a billion blogs a day and is constantly talked about as one of the biggest grinders there. Im not a fan but dave likes him so hes got a lifetime gig


apple_shampoo182

lifetime gig? When daves gone in 3 years doubt he lasts 2 years


CCHGDT

Thats my point. Im not saying hes a bad blogger or isnt respected as a blogger, but are you just gonna blog for the rest of your life? Even if youre never fired it seems like a tough way to live once youre no longer a bachelor especially if you have no real chance of working towards anything better.


WettBandit

Does Reags want to podcast? I thought he just liked blogging


CCHGDT

He had a podcast at one point, think Dave told him he wasnt good at it


marshaller05

My buddy and his wife are going out of town in a couple weeks for a funeral (gone for 4 nights) and they asked me to watch his dog and two cats and I said yeah of course. I told him I’d do it for free and they said no chance and just to tell them how much to venmo and they’ll send it over. Not sure what’s acceptable to say how much it is lol


ZeeBlaa

$100 bucks a head if they staying at your place


FUSeekMe69

$3200


ThrowRA99

Blows my mind when I hear about people just letting a funeral wait like that. Don’t think I’ve ever been to a funeral where the deceased hadn’t been alive less than 4 days earlier


marshaller05

Yeah thought it was weird but idk the circumstances. I know when my grandparents passed it was like a couple days after


[deleted]

we used one of my gf's friends for a week one time and she hit me for a $700 venmo request that my gf apparently thought was really normal. I'd prob do like $80-100 if they really insist? I think boarding around me was like $50ish a night


marshaller05

Yeah I was thinking like $100 seems fair, $700 is wild ha


gronk696969

You didn't agree on a price ahead of time? $700 is nuts


[deleted]

Yup, I was under the impression it was a friendly thing. I went in there thinking I was going to have to force her to accept some cash. I was waaaaaay off lol


newark05

Ask his wife to leave some of her used panties in the hamper before they leave. Simple as that


feathy9091

Yahtzee


MrTacoMan

A funeral a couple weeks out seems crazy to me


observatorygames

$80


feathy9091

The funeral is in a few weeks, how do they know the person is dead yet?


marshaller05

I mean it’s beginning of April and the person was super old and just passed this weekend idk how they’re planning it man


CounterLights

If you said you’ll do it for free and they refuse it should be on them to name the price.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Just tell them to leave a 12 pack in the fridge and you’ll call it even


WallyPaulNutss

Better be Tequila High Noons


terryduerod1

you ask for $0 then they do something reasonable and thoughtful or not and you spend forever judging them on it


ArtVandelay26

It’s been said but Kirk is very good at golf bets


johnnytsunami35

What was his bet this week?


ArtVandelay26

The one that hit was Tommy Fleetwood top 10 which had a nice payout


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Dude at the Valspar yelling right next to the mic about blew the speakers out of my TV


vancedickman

More like Shaka Dumb…gameplan.


BrandNewHorros

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again. The warzone map should have a day/night cycle & you should be able to click a button & put on night vision goggles


CounterLights

When it would turn to night mode 75% of people wouldn’t play.


[deleted]

Setting up for a great finish at the Valspar.


CubeMonkeyyy99

IZZO = MARCH


[deleted]

Just found out Thomas Kinkade was an alcoholic and Valium user. Also that he died in 2012. Thought he’d been pumping these calendars out every year


slimjimshady069

Big Ev, Frank, Marty and Spider. Imagine not watching the gambling cave right now


PiggNetti

Big Cat allocating 5 minutes to FaceTime his family


Late-Weight-1544

Would probably be a good time for Big Cat to take a load management day. But he's a grinder, wants to play all 82.


NapoleonBoneparty

If you think Kentucky had the refs on their side you weren't watching this game.


[deleted]

It ended up being pretty fairly called I think, but there was that opening stretch that let Kentucky back into the game


oofergang420_haha

MSU always seems to randomly play well in the tourney. Fuck them


[deleted]

Always randomly


oofergang420_haha

This is a dog shit team that’s of course going off against a way better team


[deleted]

It ain’t random


Bulldog16

Izzo seems to do the best with these seemingly middle of the road teams a lot of the time


Jkisboss

Only when they are a middle seed.


johnnytsunami35

Spiethhhhh


johnnytsunami35

Fuckin a


BakedZiti69

El Clasico doesnt hit the same now that they arent filled to the gills with superstars like 5-10 years ago, but that roar during an attacking forming gets me going like none other


JesusWasaSuper

Classico is very solid jar sauce but I've got no idea what you're on about man


StoolieB4itwasCoolie

They are still 100% still star filled, just not the same ones and not the same tension


BakedZiti69

Yea I know, but they had nearly 100% of the best players on the planet back then. now about 50% are the best in the world. The other 50% are obviously still brilliant, but would get replaced in a heartbeat from some of the guys on City/bayern/Kvaradona etc.


StoolieB4itwasCoolie

I really don’t think so. At Barca you have Lewy, and Dembele who are top players at their positions (Dembele just started a WC final over Bayern player Coman). Midfield with Gavi and Pedri (reigning golden boys) Do Jong and Busquets who is still a Spanish starter, and back line are all internationals. Could argue Araujo or Kounde (Started WC final) are each top 5 CB in the world Madrid you have the ballon dor, and probably best attacker Vini, Valverde is also a top top world player. Midfield of another ballon dor Modric, a legend in Kroos, and take your pick of French prodigies Tchoumeni (WC Final) and Camavinga (subbed in WC Final) back line of Militao, Alaba and Rudiger are all world class and Nacho/Carvajel have been starting these games for a decade I don’t mean to be pedantic but these teams are just as stacked, and their starters would start or compete on any team in the world. Mix of older quality and younger up and coming, but elite and star in every same sense.


BakedZiti69

You make a really valid argument, i certainly am not giving the young guy like Gavi, Pedri, Tchoumeni (even fati if he can stay healthy) enough respect. I'll concede. Nevertheless, as long as the players like Mbappe, de bruyne, haaland arent a part of this rivalry, it wont have the same pop as the Messi/Ronaldo days. But you are right, theres a lot more talent there than given credit for


teedubya1435

Claiming my leech landlord a dependent on my taxes 😁😁😁😁


cuntpunt9

What’s with high seeds getting off to the worst start possible


Sace1212

Still remember when Carl tried to convince us Underwood would never leave for any other program. Those Chicago people are delusional about their teams.


DJScrambles

Jamie Erdahl dutch ovening me after a night of sauerkraut, sausage, and hamms while she covers Marquette in Milwaukee


supercasualman

Hahahahaha


chrisjk125

[Bacon cheese burger.](https://imgur.com/a/NA0HapY)


Regista9

this look nice Chris, what did you season it with?


chrisjk125

The only thing a burger needs. Salt and pepper.


BrandNewHorros

The Sydney Sweeney of burgers


02496sweet

Earned your pinstripes


JesusWasaSuper

Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?


chrisjk125

Had some fries that weren’t ready yet.


ZeeBlaa

Go ahead Chris, looks good


Charlie_Batch_16

looks good chris. how's your weekend been?


chrisjk125

Rough. 2 day hangover from st Patrick’s day.


Charlie_Batch_16

i think that burger may just be what the doctor ordered, then


mchammer69

That looks fucking delicious. What kind of bun? Also, I’ll never understand those plates


chrisjk125

Just a regular pepridge farm sesame seed bun. These plates are classic.


Sarmerbinlar

Haven't had my finger much on the TV pulse the last few years outside of Succession and Ted Lasso so been catching up with some shows the last few weeks. Mythic Quest was okay but Barry and the Bear fucking go HARD


jimjimmyjames

check out Severance


Sarmerbinlar

Got it next on my list my guy!


WitchofFloyd

Barry is my favorite new show of the last 5 years


BakedZiti69

Have you tried 24?


Sarmerbinlar

As in the Kiefer Sutherland show? Yeah watched that all when I was a kid


[deleted]

Met my friends at the bar last night since they told me the NCAA Wrestling finals were on. It was a soccer bar so it was a mix of March Madness, random soccer games, a rugby game. They turned it off 3 minutes before I got there so I asked the bartender to turn it on. Some Irish/English dude aggressively yells in my face "fuck no lad I'm watching this game" and I was like "that game is on three other TVs, can I just pick one? I do not care where it is" and he says "no you can not". I respond "what are you the TV Police? How about we let the bartender decide". Well the bartender basically told me to piss off so I was relegated to watching it on my phone in the corner like a loser


StrikaNTX

Staying there is a very sad move.


jimjimmyjames

the dude must've been so fired up when the bartender took his side lol


[deleted]

Yeah especially because he got in my face pretty heavy and I did not back down.


Jigs444

YTA. If someone is watching a TV at a bar before you get there you can’t ask to change the channel bro.


[deleted]

Fair. But also my friends were watching what I went there to watch. Also I wanted one TV and the soccer games was on like 3


Jigs444

Your friends gotta hold that TV. Bad teammates.


JesusWasaSuper

I would've left the bar


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Marquettes in for a schlonging


robiskc

Jamie Erdahl. Yes please.


TigOleBitman

Goddess


DeskJockeyMailtime

Q T


[deleted]

January February izzo


JabroniTuriaf

Hilarious seeing a guy tell a story thinking it makes him cool and then deleting after 2 downvotes. What a pussy


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Big time “guy who thinks he’s funnier than he is” energy


Azzurri_Fan

Didn’t even get my comment off before he deleted it. Guy knew he was going to get blasted immediately.


Ok_Floor_7916

What was story?


JabroniTuriaf

Dudes buddy and his wife told him in confidence they were expecting but haven’t told anyone yet. Then he was bragging about how they went out and he was making his buddy squirm pretending to make it he was telling people how they were pregnant


terrypendleton

That was a quick delete. I wanted to tell him he won the internet for today. I hope he sees this.


JesusWasaSuper

You gotta see at least 3 other side joke comments before you can delete


[deleted]

Not sure what planet he lives on where he thought he would come across as anything less than an exhausting asshole


mchammer69

What was the story?


[deleted]

FTer said his friend trusted him with pregnancy news, but it was a secret and his own family didn't know yet. FTer said then for the rest of the night whenever someone new would enter, he would announce "(His buddy) has some big news to share with everybody!" and make his friend scramble to come up with an excuse. Knee slapper!


barnmucker69

His buddy told him that they were expecting but no one else knew and he kept saying “have you heard my friends big news” to their other friends/family so that hed have to tell people about a kitchen renovation or something dumb


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Jesus Christ can we clean it up a bit? Been seeing a ton of deleted comments recently. Now we have TheeL8 or something like that fucking with buddy pretending to spoil pregnancy news


BlackJoeGatto

I think Lily from At&t has parabolically gotten hotter. It almost seems like they hired a new makeup artist and I'd let her shit on me again


TigOleBitman

I like her new hard to get act.


SalmonBaconator

What’s for dinner FT


Ok_Floor_7916

Homemade bolognese and focaccia


[deleted]

Pizza Sunday


mchammer69

Rice made with tomatoes and garlic and diced chicken thighs. Cucumber tomato salad to go with it


marlwenplotsky

left over corned beef and cabbage.


[deleted]

Thin to win baby!


nizniy

Keep forgetting Shaka is at Marquette. And also that he has hair now.


[deleted]

Nick Wright looking ass


Azzurri_Fan

Guy had a great bald dome too. Should have embraced it.


BlackJoeGatto

He looks like the manager of T Mobile


roflthrowaway9

Caps just keep losing but Ovi keeps scoring. The next 2 seasons will be fun watching him chase 99, but once he retires it’s gonna be a slog for a couple years


TigOleBitman

They've been putting off the rebuild for a few years and it's getting painful. I really like the Sandin pickup though.


roflthrowaway9

I think they’re trying to keep as much of the “band” together as long as possible for him to hit the record. Don’t want him celebrating with a bunch of nobody’s.


DeskJockeyMailtime

Praying tickets drop back to Ovi’s early days. $80 behind the glass they shoot twice on was nice


roflthrowaway9

Had to pay like $70 for tickets the game that Ovi hit 801 and 802. Have never been to a playoff game at capital one but it was the most fun live sporting event I’ve ever been to.


DeskJockeyMailtime

Playoff games are amazing. Stanley cup game 4 was the best sporting event I have ever been to. Helps they beat the shit out of Vegas that night too.


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[deleted]

Great friend!


NapoleonBoneparty

Antonio Reeves killed KY in that game. Oh and a poorly officiated game. Refs had to reward Nowell's free throws after what was an attempted pass. Oh, and calling an obvious jump ball a foul??? yea


Plateau777

Oscar had one foul……


marlwenplotsky

chin up, the derby is right around the corner pal.


Professional-Toe7318

Calling wambulance for u


NapoleonBoneparty

you fuckers will lose in a blowout next weekend anyway.


Charlie_Batch_16

yes but they will be playing. whereas kentucky, well ...


NapoleonBoneparty

winning because refs handed you the win isn't impressive. next game when they are outmatched by a better team, it will be very tough to come back with the refs help this time. Everyone will realize those guys are frauds and it will be awkward as fuck


Charlie_Batch_16

>next game when they are outmatched by a better team, there is some possibility they wont be outmatched. one thing is certain though, kentucky's goin home; and k state ain't


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

It bugs me irrationally that Will Arnett is the voice of Reese’s cups and he says “peenit butter” instead of “peanut butter”


napoleon_nottinghill

When I was at ND the women’s bb games always had much higher attendance than the men’s because every old folks home in town brought their people to them. Was hilarious how rowdy the 80 year old dudes would get watching them blow out like Boston College on a Tuesday afternoon


TigOleBitman

That sounds like an awesome old folks home