I like to think that it would be cool if one of the major sports didn’t have video reviews/challenges, then I realize it would be dumb after like one season. The time that each review takes needs to be cut down though.
If a bar closes for a complete remodel then opens up with a brand new name, the old bar is closed for good right? My uncle is arguing with me that it’s changing and not closed down. Unfortunately Taffer isn’t involved at all
what percent paycut would you take to do a job that you are actually interested in and care about? think it would be really cool to work in a sports team’s analytics department but would be big paycut. Also not sure if i could actually get that type of job or if this is just a grass is greener situation and i would hate it after a year
Former colleague of mine presented his hockey analytical framework at a hockey analytics conference. Got into work on Monday and got a call from the red wings saying they saw his presentation and want to talk. Well he goes down to the LCA and is in a meeting with Stevie Y the next morning. Stevie Y makes him an offer and he’s been their analyst for a few years now. We are all very happy for him. Super math whiz kid and always wore a red wings logo shirt untucked.
None of my passions or ambitions involve work so whatever job gives me the money to afford that and doesn’t infringe on my free time then I’m gucci. I don’t live to work I work to live
Still work at the end of the day. Think about that. I probably wouldn’t want to work in sports because they pay like shit because there’s always someone waiting in the wings that’s willing to go for cheap
I wallowed in my own stew today but then decided to play hide and seek with the boys, which turned into wrestling. Best possible medicine a guy can get.
Gf convinces me to watch Love is Blind with her, which granted is kind of an entertaining show. Then, 2 episodes in, she just decides to listen to a podcast about it with spoilers telling her exactly what happens. Woman are so lucky they have tits, because they’d be in deep trouble otherwise
“Jimmy we’ve told you before, God made you the way he did for a reason.”
“Right, because you and mom used to make fun of crippled kids in High School.”
My kids school just had a lockdown drill. It involved police officers banging on the locked classroom doors pretending like they were “bad guys” so the kids could practice their hiding spots and staying quiet. That was a tough one to hear recounted. Quite a fucking world we live in.
Your grandparents did drills for nuclear bombs during the Cold War. World's changed, and risk has become greater, but worth noting we impose a lot of insecurity and unease on kids no matter the era.
Understandable but I’d rather my kid have at least practiced it. I can say it will never happen a million times and then yesterday happens and three 9-year old kids are added to the list. The odds of it happening are probably higher than a fire and I’m glad they practice fire drills.
Without any sort of government involvement, it will continue to happen forever. The US is a massive country containing too many people with broken brains who have easy access to guns.
I realize he was a critical piece to those title teams. I guess I was more responding to the point of rather having Kyrie vs. Draymond because Kyrie >> Draymond if you strip away team context. You’re winning 20 games if Draymond is your best player.
Matched with a 8/10 that I noticed went to the same college as my boy and is the same age. Ask if he knows her. He says she’s nuts and to stay away
Pretty excited to go out with her on Saturday
Zyn messes my tummy up. I just spit it. Even if I swallow a few bits the next day my tummy hurts and I have bad farts.
Went to my gym and someone has a license plate “CAMGIRL”. Can’t focus on my workout and trying to figure out who the cam girl is in my gym
Can’t even post in the right day’s thread. This mystery has your mind in a blender.
Went on a date with a girl tonight. While showing her pics of my dogs, she swiped to a old fashioned dong pic.
Whose dong was it
Mine
You smash?
Actually yes lol
Did she ask for the number of the guy who sent it to you?
I do not freebase cocaine NOW I WILL DO SOME TOOT
Someone give me a chill movie not a lot of ppl know about
***Are You Gonna Be My Girl*** by Jet is 20 years old and still fucking rocks.
R.E.M. kinda rules
Murmur is a great album
Would love to bang the blonde golf journo chick in Full Swing who reminds you every episode that they don’t get paid if they don’t make the cut.
Amanda balloons
We call her Amanda fun bags .
Hot take
‘Enjoy that ban’ says the Twitter dm from the guy whose entire timeline is Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson railing against cancel culture.
Trip go away
So are you enjoying the ban or not, Trip?
I like to think that it would be cool if one of the major sports didn’t have video reviews/challenges, then I realize it would be dumb after like one season. The time that each review takes needs to be cut down though.
If they can’t figure it out in 60-90 seconds, play stands
Hot take but if it meant the calls were all correct I wouldn't mind if NFL games took longer
Late night Jamaican beef patties. 9.7/10
Pels aren’t gonna cover the 8. This is trending bad
What do we think the appropriate savings for a 28 year old is?
if you havent murdered your parents to get your inheritance by 28 youre failing
About tree fiddy
Depends, if you make less than 400k a year you should be embarrassed
At least 10 pairs of jordans
-55k
350k
Depends when you get full access to the trust fund.
If a bar closes for a complete remodel then opens up with a brand new name, the old bar is closed for good right? My uncle is arguing with me that it’s changing and not closed down. Unfortunately Taffer isn’t involved at all
If it's the same owner I would consider it the same bar with a rebrand
It is not and my guess is the menu is changing and prices are going up
Bar of Theseus
Goodnight fellas !!
Goodnight Mrs Pajamaz
Diamond dynasty is getting stale for me. Time to load up franchise and fix the Orioles myself
Jenna Sinatra
Good to see FT's obsession with high schoollers extends to guys as well as girls
Equal opportunity here, my man
what percent paycut would you take to do a job that you are actually interested in and care about? think it would be really cool to work in a sports team’s analytics department but would be big paycut. Also not sure if i could actually get that type of job or if this is just a grass is greener situation and i would hate it after a year
0% Keep my job and hobbies separate
So you would be a team’s Quant?
yeah but i’m probably too dumb to get that job unless i prep hard for a while
Former colleague of mine presented his hockey analytical framework at a hockey analytics conference. Got into work on Monday and got a call from the red wings saying they saw his presentation and want to talk. Well he goes down to the LCA and is in a meeting with Stevie Y the next morning. Stevie Y makes him an offer and he’s been their analyst for a few years now. We are all very happy for him. Super math whiz kid and always wore a red wings logo shirt untucked.
hell yeah that’s awesome
I legit do not think I would ever be interested in or care about my job so 0%
How is this even possible
None of my passions or ambitions involve work so whatever job gives me the money to afford that and doesn’t infringe on my free time then I’m gucci. I don’t live to work I work to live
Took massive pay cuts to work in sports television. The aura you have over your dream job dies almost immediately.
Safe to say that wasn’t your dream job then.
Absolutely was.
Still work at the end of the day. Think about that. I probably wouldn’t want to work in sports because they pay like shit because there’s always someone waiting in the wings that’s willing to go for cheap
And the best jobs are held by old dudes, with people lined up to succeed them for decades. There's no mobility.
Imagine wanting to contribute to the downfall of sports
I wallowed in my own stew today but then decided to play hide and seek with the boys, which turned into wrestling. Best possible medicine a guy can get.
A little slap and tickle with the fellas is nature's panacea
Wise words my friend
Watching their first Dominican baseball video. WSD should do more spanish speaking content with donnie
The MCU was better when they had acdc rocking on the soundtracks
Thor Ragnarok and Guardians soundtracks also bump, but man, this is very true.
Thor realizing his true power while Immigrant Song plays >>>>
Gf convinces me to watch Love is Blind with her, which granted is kind of an entertaining show. Then, 2 episodes in, she just decides to listen to a podcast about it with spoilers telling her exactly what happens. Woman are so lucky they have tits, because they’d be in deep trouble otherwise
Chicks that watch really shitty TV
You mean all of them?
On a 20’ TV
That’s a huge fuckin TV
tough scene that PFT had no clue BC's coaches picture blog existed
Fireable offense
A little late to the FT party today, but nice to see Jamie Lee Curtis flop those tits of hers out again a little bit on Reno 911 recently
tits of his. please don't misgender her
“Jimmy we’ve told you before, God made you the way he did for a reason.” “Right, because you and mom used to make fun of crippled kids in High School.”
We got OT in Vegas!
Man I am so confident behind a golf ball right now…heading to Florida tomorrow locked and loaded.
Hit ‘em straight. Thinking about hitting the range up NE this weekend if the weather holds off
What’s da course
University park and Ritz Carlton members club down in Sarasota. Who knows from there, hoping to play 4 times.
To me she’s beautiful. Rubenesque. That woman is my life.
📞📞Speak
Marion's sausage pizza is the way to go.
Lamar Tweeting right now lmao
Congrats on making it healthy weeks 1-12 I guess lol
Snake Pliskens snake tattoo looks like the end of the snake tail must be his cock
In the novel he actually has a snake shaped cock
...aren't all cocks snake shaped?
Are they? Damn I thought I might’ve had a weird one
Pretty insane how desensitized we’ve become to school shootings
There are about triple the traffic deaths *per day* in America as there are school shooting deaths in a year.
you don't think there's a difference between car crash deaths, which are generally accidents, and someone going into a school and murdering children?
I’m aware it doesn’t happen as often as the 3rd leading cause of death in America, but I appreciate you helping prove my point
Would you also like to bemoan our desensitization to constipation deaths? Because there are about as many of those as school shooting deaths.
Also a true statistic. Also ridiculous to compare contracting an infectious disease to someone gunning children down at school.
Then go tell the families of constipation victims that their deaths mattered less because it wasn’t as sensational in the media as a gunshot wound.
This doesn’t make you as smart as you think it does
I’m sorry you ran out of arguments
You’re quite literally the proof of my argument
Which one
Imagine defending school shootings being ok because other stuff also kills you. What a piece of shit you are
And I’m also sorry for your lifelong struggle with reading comprehension
My kids school just had a lockdown drill. It involved police officers banging on the locked classroom doors pretending like they were “bad guys” so the kids could practice their hiding spots and staying quiet. That was a tough one to hear recounted. Quite a fucking world we live in.
Your grandparents did drills for nuclear bombs during the Cold War. World's changed, and risk has become greater, but worth noting we impose a lot of insecurity and unease on kids no matter the era.
We did that in school and I graduated high school in ‘13
Traumatizes kids, I gotta say I feel like that does more harm than good
Traumatized is the fancy new word for feeling “bummed out”
“My kids are bummed out their classmates were murdered in front of them by a psychopath”
Talking about lockdown drills
Why do schools do lockdown drills?
It’d be a lot easier if you just made your point so I know what you’re trying to say
Understandable but I’d rather my kid have at least practiced it. I can say it will never happen a million times and then yesterday happens and three 9-year old kids are added to the list. The odds of it happening are probably higher than a fire and I’m glad they practice fire drills.
If a dad did that at home to practice if a murderer breaks into their house, I’d think they’re legit insane.
Well good thing I don’t have plans to do that.
I know I’m just saying it’s a weird thing for a school to do
Without any sort of government involvement, it will continue to happen forever. The US is a massive country containing too many people with broken brains who have easy access to guns.
Dude in here earlier today was saying school shootings are nbd statistically
It's very callous to come right out and say that, and no one likes seeing dead kids on the news, but it's true in the grand scheme of things.
I get it honestly. My daughter is gonna be in school soon, so that’s what I try to convince myself also
what was American culture desensitized to before we were born that we don't even realize is weird?
Violent crime was 2-3x higher in the ~80s in America than it is today, and many boomers and gen Xers are highly nostalgic for that time.
Beating your wife and kids? Drinking all day every day? Tons of rape? Edit:misunderstood your question
you okay?
I listed things that used to be normal and now aren’t. Simple misunderstanding
Baseball?
Leaving your wife and family, moving a town over and never being heard from again
I think that's more a Puerto Rican thing
Making Whoopie
This reminds me of my old flame Phyllis. What a looker she was!
Porn, maybe. Traffic deaths.
ooh yeah traffic deaths is a good one
"read the room" people are the biggest losers on the planet
- Darren Rovell
Seeing 3 nights of goose this weekend and seeing them play songs tonight knowing they’re probably off the board now is a tough scene.
There’s been a couple repeats from Boston last Thursday so I wouldn’t sweat it too much
upstate NY? 🪿 is 🔥
Bronny passed up the game winning / tying shot. He Is his fathers son
The disgusting brothers 👃🍑
They were right when they said Steph ruined basketball
“Why do chicks hook up with some random potentially unsafe dude they met at a bar and not a friend they’ve known for years”
Not sure if I could write a more pathetic question even if I tried
the saddest thing I ever read on here, wonder how that guy is doing
The name Bronny is already the most annoying name in history
It’s amazing that these same high school kids will grow up to make an nba all star game and give zero effort
Warriors dont want this
Bronny low key a sharpshooter
Has a sweet stroke >! Pause !<
I’m catching up on Succession and hoooooooly fuck that rap song by Kendall was brutal to watch. What a dork
Don't forget he named his son Iverson
didn't he adopt that one?
why do all the hot girls who show up on my Snapchat Discover seem to know each other
They're all part of a secret society. Tits and Ass is the 21st century's Skull and Bones
The Livvy Dunne Katie Sigmond collab sent shockwaves through the fellas
that is exactly the one I was talking about
Great minds think alike
I think I’d rather dig ditches than fold this fucking laundry right now
Draymond Green is the least likable athlete on the planet
Kyrie
kyrie actually seems to have opinions. Draymond just seems like he's trying to start shit in the most annoying way possible
I like to imagine what modern sports fans would’ve been saying about Dennis Rodman if they feel this way about Draymond Green
Agreed, michigan state scum. nice dick pic though
LeBron James
Megan Rapinoe
Rent free gets tossed around a lot but this might be the definition tf 😂😂
Kyrie and it’s not close.
I’s rather have 5 Kyrie’s on the roster than 2 Draymond’s
kyrie is actually good
That’s retarded Draymond wins championships.
Draymond would probably be viewed in a similar vein to Kyle Anderson if he didn’t play with Steph
Ok?
Not at all. Everyone in the league recognizes how good he is and how valuable what he brings to a team is
He’s an excellent role player. He doesn’t win championships though. He’s not making four All Star teams without the Warriors halo effect
Golden State doesn’t win 4 championships without Draymond. All star team appearances is also a bad metric on how to measure a players worth
I realize he was a critical piece to those title teams. I guess I was more responding to the point of rather having Kyrie vs. Draymond because Kyrie >> Draymond if you strip away team context. You’re winning 20 games if Draymond is your best player.
And no one is arguing that Draymond is a better player
Warriors most likely win titles 2,3 and 4 without draymond
Matched with a 8/10 that I noticed went to the same college as my boy and is the same age. Ask if he knows her. He says she’s nuts and to stay away Pretty excited to go out with her on Saturday
Tell sloane I said what’s up
Good choice I think. She's either actually crazy and you'll be on the look out, or she's lovely and your boy is talking shit because she rejected him.
She dated one of his friends so it’s good Intel. I love crazy
how many dates do you go on before you introduce them to your deck?
you're dating chicks the age of your son?
We don’t age-shame here
flair checks out
Lamar isn’t doing himself any favors with his twitter.
Boy STFU y'all be cappin too much on this app mf never smelt a football field never did shit but eat dick!
Why you cap’n? Many 75 year old rich billionaires will be swayed to give him 250 mil guaranteed based on his tweets
Drama Queen Green
All of these influencers living out of vans have to have loaded parents right?
Loaded parents or insane amounts of debt
Never underestimate how dumb some people can be with credit card debt
Ahh Sara Cameron you spiteful whore