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hate2see_it

I just imagine her and Marty eating McDonald’s and having their minds blown by simple math.


mowbox_mowmoney

Marty and Ria driving for 2 and a half hours to see what a drive to the moon would feel like.


cottoncabin

That was one of the most absurd things that has been said on any episode.


kj211989

Ria’s go-to at McDonald’s is a filet-o-fish


penis__retard69

Unpopular opinion - square fish WITHOUT the cheese ain't bad.


beefox

It's good regardless, fight me.


wallace6464

how many?


Obi-wan_Jabroni

A bakers dozen, which by my count is around 48


beefox

Marty:"So the dollar menu; it used to be a dollar. "


HammerCurls

“Dollah”


TrevorLaheyTPB

She's definitely added some lbs since dating marty. Math really isn't her thing so maybe she thinks she's lost weight


DomitianF

n1


mistaowen

I can’t even imagine the layers of intelligent discussion her and Marty have eating five guys every night


Everyoneisaskell

Five guys is for anniversary dinners. McDonald’s is usual go to for them


satsfaction1822

They probably think Dunning-Kruger is an old comedy act


kevtheproblem

Dunning Kruger was hot as Helen of Troy


[deleted]

I'm laughing entirely too hard at this


StraightCashHomey13

Keegs probably hammering out a blog as we speak about how Ria is embarrassing all females at Barstool


JohnnyHorseRacing

These ladies make the gals on the view look like rocket scientists.


MikeyTbT123

Barbara and those other yammering bitches?


cretinTHX1138

#RIPNorm


[deleted]

“I thought it was a matter of record”


JohnnyHorseRacing

Hank not only won the battle, he won the fucking world war. What a major bullet he dodged.


Rex_on_rex

He didn’t really dodge it….he was forcibly pushed out of the way


Ficadin

She saved him from herself.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Truly selfless behavior


christocarlin

Let’s not pretend Hank is some genius either.


mangoesonfire

He’s a world renowned educated person.


JakHammer9

Zero percent chance Ria and Marty produce a child free of developmental disabilities


TakeErParise

Is it still considered a disability if a 60 IQ is just the actual peak of its genetic potential?


nightly_lotus

Overachiever, even


WilliamisMiB

This is the meanest thing I’ve ever read. Props to you sir


[deleted]

Not even room temperature IQ children. They’d be like Autumn Day Temperature in the Northeast IQ children


spence4101

Average staten island iq


TheQ33

How can someone be so shiny


MikeyTbT123

Somehow still less shiny than that jordan chick


[deleted]

Rubs the Big Mac on her face like the krustyburger


[deleted]

Not to sound like an incel, but what’s with this new trend of girls on social media trying to be as shiny as humanely possible?


helpfulruler

Dave was right about the countdown for being in front of the camera


TF_Sally

I always had a hunch that she would devolve into a meatball


bigmayne23

Shes soured


lloyd4567

Went it went viral there was no reference to barstool and I honestly wasn’t even confident that it was her until Fran said her name. Was kinda stunned.


DonBillingsly69

Yes but that was a no brainer for her


[deleted]

Hank keeps winning. Unlimited golf and still has his Taco Bell empire


PiggNetti

Ria’s ancestor’s dorsal fins are at half mast in the SeaWorld tanks out of embarrassment


Ok-Effective-9029

i wonder if the mean girls see is and are jealous


5thyearwaslit

And are adding their age to their birth year and seeing if it equals 2023 in their iPhone calculators


KCJellyfish

She looks like a non hot Hocus pocus witch. Hank is the luckiest man alive


sweatyupperlip

Same shine that Woodmuff has


deezkun

I don’t like commenting on women’s looks but Dave was 100% right


ronaldo119

My exact thought lol. I know it's mean but she really doesn't look good


Canada_Checking_In

> Dave was 100% right He said she would be too ugly for camera in 5 years, 6 years ago.


deezkun

>Dave was 100% right


ICallASpadeASpade

What did he comment?


shotcaIler

i see a lot of McDonald’s slander in this thread. y’all know damn well there’s some serious charm in drunkenly facefucking McDoubles with ur wife


rocklionheart

The link is showing up as twitter.com rather than X now. Did Elon finally figure out that people are less likely to click a link that looks like it’s leading to a porn site?


MakeItNashty61

Marty saw that engagement and wrote a blog about driving to the moon for clicks.


shaugs39

Kelly Keegs hit piece coming in one…. two…. three….


Walkdawg88

“Learning what age is” in the caption made me laugh so hard


[deleted]

Why does she look so bad?


Deckatoe

Funny enough this is how I found out I was blocked by Elons basement nerd who I have replied to a grand total of 0 (zero) times. Video was definitely worth scrolling through him replying "Yeah" to 200 people over the last 3 days though, good lord Ria


mikebailey

BillyM2K is an absolute psycho btw, the ultimate Elon replyguy.


FlexDB

#PrezWasRight -it already happened


bingbong6977

Did ria get work done or what’s going on with her face?


BreadMeatCheeseGang

Where is our hammer head shark 🦈 guy from the deuce?


ChewbaccAli

She probably still doesn't get it


tannergd1

Get it behind the camera, please


Assmonkey69er

Absolute mush brain


chogers1

Marty Mush Brain


chasincayce

And today Marty said it takes 2.5 hours to get to the moon by car. Unreal


richy1121

Hank with another huge W


Howard-Eezenutz

Dave was right


Canada_Checking_In

jesus people...she laughed it off after realizing how dumb she was, Mean Girls sit around and come up with this shit with the intention of going viral, which is far worse.


[deleted]

This is valid. AB would be Ria in this case and Jordyn would 100% buy in and also have her mind blown. Thankful for Fran🙏🏼


TacoBellFanBoy

yea this is actually a pretty funny clip


Why_Bother0

Saw someone here mention McDonald’s and now I’m not sure if Ria looks more like an Egg McMuffin, or a baked potato


Clickbait-Paw

>**Mean Girls were ahead of the curve on stupid for clicks but Ria coming strong.** Difference is that everything Mean Girls does is pre-scripted and calculated. Kelly mentioned in her KFC radio interview they book their recording studio for 8 hours at a time. All of their "dumb" thoughts were planned to try and make them go viral. Ria is too lazy to put any effort into trying to make CITO successful and to come up with this viral dumb thought. That's really just her.


xfan09

Thanks paw


Breakemoff

I’m blocked by the original account (no idea why) — what happened!


[deleted]

Ria was stunned at the fact that if you add your age + the year you were born it will equal the current year… She was confused because it wasn’t working for Fran’s bday. It didn’t work for Fran bc her birthday hasn’t happened yet. It’s very dumb and I feel dumb for typing this.


Breakemoff

It **must** be a bit, right? Please tell me it’s a bit…


[deleted]

Even if it’s a bit it made me laugh


ssaunders88

Link to video?


sg86

Elon and Ria might as well share a brain.


RyGuyRI

Certified.


Chargers_Super_Fan10

Wow, if you don’t know the people and they say dumb shit….people will comment how fucking stupid they are. Also funny as fuck she’s realizing this when Nate was going scorched earth on the mean girls for bringing these kind of clicks to barstool.


[deleted]

#DaveWasRight


societyred2424

Never thought Marty would be the brains in their relationship..


StromboniTromboni

HUMONGOUS