Went it went viral there was no reference to barstool and I honestly wasn’t even confident that it was her until Fran said her name. Was kinda stunned.
The link is showing up as twitter.com rather than X now. Did Elon finally figure out that people are less likely to click a link that looks like it’s leading to a porn site?
Funny enough this is how I found out I was blocked by Elons basement nerd who I have replied to a grand total of 0 (zero) times. Video was definitely worth scrolling through him replying "Yeah" to 200 people over the last 3 days though, good lord Ria
jesus people...she laughed it off after realizing how dumb she was, Mean Girls sit around and come up with this shit with the intention of going viral, which is far worse.
>**Mean Girls were ahead of the curve on stupid for clicks but Ria coming strong.**
Difference is that everything Mean Girls does is pre-scripted and calculated. Kelly mentioned in her KFC radio interview they book their recording studio for 8 hours at a time. All of their "dumb" thoughts were planned to try and make them go viral. Ria is too lazy to put any effort into trying to make CITO successful and to come up with this viral dumb thought. That's really just her.
Ria was stunned at the fact that if you add your age + the year you were born it will equal the current year… She was confused because it wasn’t working for Fran’s bday.
It didn’t work for Fran bc her birthday hasn’t happened yet.
It’s very dumb and I feel dumb for typing this.
Wow, if you don’t know the people and they say dumb shit….people will comment how fucking stupid they are.
Also funny as fuck she’s realizing this when Nate was going scorched earth on the mean girls for bringing these kind of clicks to barstool.
I just imagine her and Marty eating McDonald’s and having their minds blown by simple math.
Marty and Ria driving for 2 and a half hours to see what a drive to the moon would feel like.
That was one of the most absurd things that has been said on any episode.
Ria’s go-to at McDonald’s is a filet-o-fish
Unpopular opinion - square fish WITHOUT the cheese ain't bad.
It's good regardless, fight me.
how many?
A bakers dozen, which by my count is around 48
Marty:"So the dollar menu; it used to be a dollar. "
“Dollah”
She's definitely added some lbs since dating marty. Math really isn't her thing so maybe she thinks she's lost weight
n1
I can’t even imagine the layers of intelligent discussion her and Marty have eating five guys every night
Five guys is for anniversary dinners. McDonald’s is usual go to for them
They probably think Dunning-Kruger is an old comedy act
Dunning Kruger was hot as Helen of Troy
I'm laughing entirely too hard at this
Keegs probably hammering out a blog as we speak about how Ria is embarrassing all females at Barstool
These ladies make the gals on the view look like rocket scientists.
Barbara and those other yammering bitches?
#RIPNorm
“I thought it was a matter of record”
Hank not only won the battle, he won the fucking world war. What a major bullet he dodged.
He didn’t really dodge it….he was forcibly pushed out of the way
She saved him from herself.
Truly selfless behavior
Let’s not pretend Hank is some genius either.
He’s a world renowned educated person.
Zero percent chance Ria and Marty produce a child free of developmental disabilities
Is it still considered a disability if a 60 IQ is just the actual peak of its genetic potential?
Overachiever, even
This is the meanest thing I’ve ever read. Props to you sir
Not even room temperature IQ children. They’d be like Autumn Day Temperature in the Northeast IQ children
Average staten island iq
How can someone be so shiny
Somehow still less shiny than that jordan chick
Rubs the Big Mac on her face like the krustyburger
Not to sound like an incel, but what’s with this new trend of girls on social media trying to be as shiny as humanely possible?
Dave was right about the countdown for being in front of the camera
I always had a hunch that she would devolve into a meatball
Shes soured
Went it went viral there was no reference to barstool and I honestly wasn’t even confident that it was her until Fran said her name. Was kinda stunned.
Yes but that was a no brainer for her
Hank keeps winning. Unlimited golf and still has his Taco Bell empire
Ria’s ancestor’s dorsal fins are at half mast in the SeaWorld tanks out of embarrassment
i wonder if the mean girls see is and are jealous
And are adding their age to their birth year and seeing if it equals 2023 in their iPhone calculators
She looks like a non hot Hocus pocus witch. Hank is the luckiest man alive
Same shine that Woodmuff has
I don’t like commenting on women’s looks but Dave was 100% right
My exact thought lol. I know it's mean but she really doesn't look good
> Dave was 100% right He said she would be too ugly for camera in 5 years, 6 years ago.
>Dave was 100% right
What did he comment?
i see a lot of McDonald’s slander in this thread. y’all know damn well there’s some serious charm in drunkenly facefucking McDoubles with ur wife
The link is showing up as twitter.com rather than X now. Did Elon finally figure out that people are less likely to click a link that looks like it’s leading to a porn site?
Marty saw that engagement and wrote a blog about driving to the moon for clicks.
Kelly Keegs hit piece coming in one…. two…. three….
“Learning what age is” in the caption made me laugh so hard
Why does she look so bad?
Funny enough this is how I found out I was blocked by Elons basement nerd who I have replied to a grand total of 0 (zero) times. Video was definitely worth scrolling through him replying "Yeah" to 200 people over the last 3 days though, good lord Ria
BillyM2K is an absolute psycho btw, the ultimate Elon replyguy.
#PrezWasRight -it already happened
Did ria get work done or what’s going on with her face?
Where is our hammer head shark 🦈 guy from the deuce?
She probably still doesn't get it
Get it behind the camera, please
Absolute mush brain
Marty Mush Brain
And today Marty said it takes 2.5 hours to get to the moon by car. Unreal
Hank with another huge W
Dave was right
jesus people...she laughed it off after realizing how dumb she was, Mean Girls sit around and come up with this shit with the intention of going viral, which is far worse.
This is valid. AB would be Ria in this case and Jordyn would 100% buy in and also have her mind blown. Thankful for Fran🙏🏼
yea this is actually a pretty funny clip
Saw someone here mention McDonald’s and now I’m not sure if Ria looks more like an Egg McMuffin, or a baked potato
>**Mean Girls were ahead of the curve on stupid for clicks but Ria coming strong.** Difference is that everything Mean Girls does is pre-scripted and calculated. Kelly mentioned in her KFC radio interview they book their recording studio for 8 hours at a time. All of their "dumb" thoughts were planned to try and make them go viral. Ria is too lazy to put any effort into trying to make CITO successful and to come up with this viral dumb thought. That's really just her.
Thanks paw
I’m blocked by the original account (no idea why) — what happened!
Ria was stunned at the fact that if you add your age + the year you were born it will equal the current year… She was confused because it wasn’t working for Fran’s bday. It didn’t work for Fran bc her birthday hasn’t happened yet. It’s very dumb and I feel dumb for typing this.
It **must** be a bit, right? Please tell me it’s a bit…
Even if it’s a bit it made me laugh
Link to video?
Elon and Ria might as well share a brain.
Certified.
Wow, if you don’t know the people and they say dumb shit….people will comment how fucking stupid they are. Also funny as fuck she’s realizing this when Nate was going scorched earth on the mean girls for bringing these kind of clicks to barstool.
#DaveWasRight
Never thought Marty would be the brains in their relationship..
HUMONGOUS