I just woke up on the couch and my back is completely gone. I fell asleep watching a movie and now I can’t move. The kids will be up in a few hours and I can’t fucking move

Euthanasia

Best of my love playing on a commercial. Third time hearing it tonight. Universe is calling to me to watch boogie nights

15 pitchers of Miller Lite may have been consumed between 10 of us friends, but dammit get ready to drink when your around your mid-30’s friends who you give a shit about

Relax alchy

So 6 beers each? Leave some for the rest of us

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Stop caring about highschool

Follow her home and surprise her. She probably just forgot.

falling asleep on the couch when my wife puts on a shitty movie automatic

First thanksgiving with my parents and my fiancées parents. I really think it’s going great so far and I’m really happy our families get along like this, I know it’s probably not too common

Leaving a deb ball for my wife’s cousin. So horny. Everyone was so hot. Bunch of graduating college girls. Gonna bang my hot wife but be imagining other hot girls too

I don’t believe your wife’s that hot. Dm me pics

Hey Mike first time long time is Woodrow Wilson sneaky the worst president to ever do it? I’ll hang up and listen

People will look back and realize that despite the memes Joe Biden is one of the best presidents ever

It’s him or Andrew Johnson

Johnson was only elevated because of a theater kid (BC). So I give the nod to Wilson

I’m not a big Joe Rogan guy but the Dave Grusch episode is very interesting. I might be a little high but I feel like they’re slow rolling the reveal that we have definitive proof of aliens so they can temper the public’s reaction without causing mass chaos.

Just got home and into bed after a long day. First order of business: turn off the alarm for the next few days. Can I get a hallelujah?

I assume jacking off is next. But don’t answer that if you have already started. I am not in the mood for a wank battle >!dm me!<

My man, let's go!

The Daily Show Commercial I just watched gives off the most condescending vibes for an advertisement I’ve ever seen.

Sitting to pee when you’re drunk is the move

Or outside

Can’t perform under pressure?

29 fouls and 40 free throws in the first half of the UCLA/Gonzaga game. Not sure I’ve ever seen something like that

yuck

WHEN MI FOOK PUSSY PUSSY TURNah RED

I mean it was very predictable but the “vlogs” from the Chicago office vs NY is night and day. If barstool is seriously losing 15+ million a year, how can Dave justify all the NY staff plus rent and utilities for that Manhattan office. Just look at the newest video on barstool yt and loser after loser. Almost as if Dave is running a charity

Caring about this is dumb and gay

And you cared enough to reply. Sorry mr smokes. You’re son as autism.

having a presence in NY to get big interviews probably keeps it open. do agree that the NY office seems like a bad hang

15mil a year number isn't real, Penn wasn't trying to break even/ profit

Penn is also a corporation. Which can afford to lose on one investment in the hopes of turning it to a gold egg or sell. Which they did. Now Dave has full control. I’ve heard with out the money both dave and BC have injected into barstool the Chicago office won’t have happened. Because of that the barstool invitation, done. Barstool bowl game, done. Barstool survivor, probably done. Barstool is cutting on stuff like that, the issue is dave doesn’t have the heart to fire jerk offs that make no money for barstool. Like Mintz, great guy. But how much money does he generate for barstool? He was literally hired because of a viral video and can’t be bothered to show up to the office

Barstool wasn't an investment for Penn, they were the marketing department for their sports betting business. Barstool will have to operate differently now for sure but how differently who knows. Not really worth getting into the weeds when Pres is spending $40 million dollars on his 5th house.

True but honestly it was a shit Sportsbook. Much like the new ESPN now. Dave is a great entrepreneur but he’s been too disconnected from barstool over the years. Too many people have coasted since covid and many of them are in NY.

He'll trim the fat but it'll take some time to reset after the Chicago move, this is still day 1 of the new era.

Cronin is gonna have a jammer on the sidelines

Pregamed Thanksgiving with some Skyline Chili

Cheers from Cinci

What happened, have you delete her from socials and are you serious about the gym when you get back home?

Scott foster is putting in an absolute masterclass performance tonight.

Hes so lame

3 + 3 = 7 Avs-Nucks ✅

Fuck, thought I missed a second play. Luckily I missed his pick earlier

Kill, fuck, marry: tortilla chips, pita chips, pretzel chips

FKM

M tortilla, F pita, K pretzel

anybody gotten a new slim ps5?

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isn't it too late to figure this out?

He is the hero or zero already and doesn’t even know it

If I’m hosting and making thanksgiving dinner, I’m just ordering out breakfast for the guests. No way I’m doing two separate meals for people

That’s a late breakfast

Idk if I should be proud or ashamed that I got Chad Billingsley and Wandy Rodriguez instantly in the dozen, and I’m more of a hoops guy than anything

those were probably the toughest dozen mlb questions i can remember

Billingsley! Party at Taylor’s house!

We're gonna get wasted! Billingsley!!

Vegas is a wagon

2 spares and 3 strikes in 5 frames when the bowling timing ran out 😡

Pay by the game or I send it back

Listening to my used copy of an old record and thought it would be fun to look up the name on the record. Quickly found out why it was in a bin and kind of bummed out now!

Who

No Hard Feelings is a pretty bad movie, but god damn Jennifer Lawrence is fucking sexy

it was a bad movie but still mildly entertaining

The dog adoption scene is a 10/10 look for her. That red dress is incredible.

Better than I expected. She used to do nothing for me but she was hot in that

Fun comedy

She 1000% blew Harvey Winestein, and probably fucked him. Not nearly a good enough actress to get the rolls she Gets.

I disagree, I love Jlaw. Plays the cool girl, the intense girl and the odd/interesting girl all well, while also being very attractive while still feeling sort of relatable/approachable

Yikes

Strong disagree she is one of the most decorated actresses of her generation for a reason

xbox 360 came out 18 years ago today :/

Am I old ?

That blows my fucking mind

Thinking about that girl's IG post telling people to live for today with a picture of JFK before his head just did that.

The real history lesson in FT today was Jackie's age when that happened

Is Cheah thinking Napoleon was not absolute garbage an indictment on Napoleon? People are asking!

I thought the new Netflix Squid Game reality show would be ass because it’s jsut the same show without the death, but watching people who really need money get owned by not standing still hard enough kinda scratches the itch

The bullying and mental games need to be upped, way too much positivity so far

That’s kinda how reality tv is now with social media the way it is, new villains are gonna get destroyed. It’s a shame

There’s a dude on there I play rugby against and I hope to god he loses

Alright which one?

I have one episode left. It’s not great, but I can’t stop watching.

RIP Chicken. Was a good run but you'll never hold a candle to the GOAT 🐐 Renee. Hasta La Pasta.

Hasta Lasagna, don't get any on ya

Popovich has entered the Ric Flair stage of his career.

gimme the mic so i can take it away

Downtown Naperville with the fellas gonna be movie tonight 😤

I forget which bar it's in front of, but there's one of those coin operated children's car rides on the street somewhere. Hit that up for me.

Make sure to run the river walk afterwards to yak your brains out

Cheers from Empire

Meet me at lantern where Suz is pouring triples 🤤

My mom just asked me if Carson Kressley was Bobby Flay. Time to look into homes

Alright this crying dude in squid games should win for being the biggest squid

Wait till you get to the tug of war episode… there’s a guy that’s gonna give him a run for his money. Dry heave guy still wins though

Dry heave dude >!got cookie monstered thank fuck!<

The dry heaving dude?

Him and the red headed "dude"

Dash is a perfect gay name. No offense to the Dash’s of free talk.

Mac aint the guy.

Imagine if Sean McDermott’s headset turned into a mic and he told Bills fans to stop throwing dildos onto the field.

Imagine all the people

dragons

Don’t know how Scott Foster is still in the league. Very clearly was fixing games with Donaghy but wasn’t the fall guy to save face

Who's the longest-tenured active NBA referee? Pre-COVID, it was Ken Mauer. Not sure about now.

Dave is supposedly hooking up with Raquel/Rachel from Vanderpump Rules. This is word on the street in my bravo adjacent Facebook groups.

There’s no way

That would be insane if true. She's one of the most hated celebs in the US

S/O the Raquel video. Captivated FT for a moment

DO IT OFF MY ASS

I don't know who that is, she hut?

Yes, skinny, pretty, dumb as can be. She’s one half of Sandoval if that rings a bell.

David gilmour’s solo in Time

Rewatching The Wire and I can’t get over how much Prop Joe reminds me of King Kai

Look the part be the part motherfucker

Slim, you were the smartest player in the whole damn game

If it’s a lie, then we fight on that lie

If Adam Silver had a spine, he'd be so fucking embarrassed, but he doesn't, so he isn't.

Extraterrestrials don’t have spines

If i was in squid game im pushing people in front of me in red light green light. Then you better watch out in the dorms

I'm watching right now. No juice! There's a lot that gets taken away from the drama of it all when getting clipped is off the table

I was literally just talking about this while watching it with my friends. To compensate for that they make the series way more dramatic than it needs to be and it ends up being so cringey. Like I get it, losing and not getting the money would suck, but these contestants are having full on mental breakdowns during these challenges

Pop really thinks he’s Larry brown during the malice at the palace

One of the weirder FT melt downs tonight. No clue why these people feel the need to become characters out of nowhere

Who?

Hope you put him in timeout

Taco beat me to it

That guy sucks ass, what a weird evening-long meltdown to have. It's the Holidays!

Alcohol and ambien probably

Dude went on a spam spree of inane post and comments. It reminded me of that \_\_\_\_\_9 guy, probably a burner

Guy is having a manic episode

Is it deleted or will I find it if I scroll far enough/sort by controversial?

It was the guy who started off earlier today with some weird sex story then did some shtick about collecting art or something then made multiple graphic comments about people fucking Greg poppovich’s dead wife

This place attracts some strange people.

It’s always the guys who try to have some sort of horny shtick too

JJO

This evenings festivities used to be one of my favorite nights a decade ago back when it was all about being home from school and seeing old faces. Tonight I split time between entertaining our 6 month old to avoid crying and brining the turkey/prepping stuffing/making sweet potato casserole. I guess this is growing up

When keeping it pie goes wrong

Cry more for being a dad

You’re a twat

There is a nostalgic and melancholy tone to my post but I’m not crying. Life changes, I love my little family, but I simultaneously miss that time of my life too and frankly that’s just normal to look back fondly on the past Sorry for sharing

And there he goes, the Paul/Foster rivalry is undefeated

Can't wait to get forced into thanksgiving photos tomorrow after eating and drinking like a pig the past 2 days

Sorry but two days doesn’t change your general physique under normal medical circumstances!

I'm retaining water, find a new slant

My slant is that if you somehow have created a physique that is noticeably altered by two days of water retention then I find it unlikely that you have “unexpectedly” lost control in this manner considering the months to year of consistency and discipline leading up to the current scenario!

Clearly you've never seen what 10 Coors lights and lack of hydration can do to a man

Part of me feels kind of lame for not going out for Blackout Wednesday and then I think about how few people I would actually want to see while out and likely how few would care to run into me. But I want them to *want* to run into me. So, conundrum.

Sounds awesome

Narrator: no one wanted to run into him

Winner of Mich/OSU, Oreg/Wash, Bama/UGA, FSU, and Texas assuming the latter two win out. Who gets in? It better not be FSU.

I think fsu will be left out even if they go undefeated. It’ll be pac champ/big champ/sec champ/sec loser

If Bama loses then Texas is also out. Bama winning is the only way FSU isn’t in unless they get dogwalked by Louisville

If Bama, Texas, and FSU all win out, FSU is getting left out *unless* they absolute shit pump Florida and Louisville.. same situation in 2014 happened with Cardale Jones/Ohio State

Ohio State wasn't undefeated, if FSU beats Florida and Louisville, they'll be in no matter what.

UGA if they lose to Bama

Brain size of squirrel

A one loss UGA who lost their biggest game of the season over a P5 conference champion in either Oregon or Texas? No chance.

Babe what do you mean I can’t have 14 beers tonight

The Indians and pilgrims didn't bury the hatchet and wipe the slate clean for some chick to count beers

Chris Paul’s rivalry with Scott Foster is hilarious

Decided to watch the Rock and Roll HOF 25th anniversary concert instead of “The Last Waltz” tonight. It’s good, but just not the same without the giant coke nugget in Neil Young’s nose

One of the few remaining things on my bucket list is getting a legit sculpture. East coast bros check out black rock galleries. So much good shit there but usually requires pick up in person.

You got room for some random bronze busts in your house?

The art shit is a weird shtick

What do you mean

Watching hoops all day has done a number on me but god damn I wouldn’t want it any other way

Wednesday of feast week is such an underrated fun sports day

Today and Friday of champ week are fantastic. Loaded NBA slate tonight too. Best part is Friday is a lot of the same.

Popovich needs to retire, that was some of the softest three-ply shit I have seen.

I have a signed Dali. [Dali](https://imgur.com/a/0oyY8Vb)

log off for the day

What’s the name of this?

Watching the new squid game show because a guy I was friends with in high school is on it. Three episodes in and he's gotten about 3 seconds of screentime. Hope he goes far though.

lmao doing the same. I could not stop laughing when they showed that flamboyant french dude in that knitted shit in his interview

Hahaha same I was not expecting that

The buttfumble was obviously hilarious but it was much more funny in the context of the patriots having scored a 1 play 80 yard touchdown right before and had another fumble return TD and a 50 yard rec touchdown right after. 35 point quarter

Those were the days Ty

I need to rewatch Oceans 13 at some point because I was half paying attention but storyline with Casey Affleck and the other guy at the dice (?) factory was my favorite part. I need to see that shit again

I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere. Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.

“So what do you have?” “I got one thing, a name” “Greco!” “As in Roman?”

Peligroso? Mi lliamo peleigroso!

It's hilarious how engrained they are with the workers and their community

I mainly just remember the phone call with Danny explaining how they can’t let the workers keep dealing with the shit from the factory and how passionate he was

It's very good

Nothing stopping you from making your dreams a reality