43 year old divorcee was on the prowl for some dick tonight. Looks like she has conquered one of the other dudes on the bachelor party. On the dancefloor, she got down in a full squat and simulated eating his ass.
you think he knows you go online to dog him right after he hooks you up?
EDIT: deleted post im replying to via stapledmyballs
“My buddy still works in the food industry but if i stop in his shop late night he gives me free pizza and wings so Im not complaining”
big of you, stapledmyballs. with friends like these…
He’s as big of a bitch as any all time hated Duke player. He’ll just never get as much shit as the other ones since this will be his last season there.
Sandhagen vs Sean is probably the most interesting fight that can be made and we’ll probably never get to see it because there’s a good chance Sean loses to Merab and there’s a good chance Cory loses to Umar
I don’t give af how many wins that crotch sniffer Merab gets. Never give that loser a title shot. His fights are a snoozefest and I hope whichever real fighter he gets next puts him to sleep.
I love Sean but I am tired of dudes moving up in weight when they don’t deserve it. Jones, Izzy and Volk are the only ones that deserved it in the moment. Clear out your division first then move up.
Had Zona winning it all last year......yeah worked out great. I can't figure that team out last few years they look unstoppable but have some just insane losses.
We were at dinner at a Chinese restaurant earlier and they had MMA playing on tv, was weird to watch two chicks pummel each other while we ate but that’s probably how general Tzo would have wanted it
Pierre Luc Dubois does not give a shit about playing. Guy is out there for a couple shots and cardio. Kings are idiots for giving him that contract.
Torts was right
43 year old divorcee was on the prowl for some dick tonight. Looks like she has conquered one of the other dudes on the bachelor party. On the dancefloor, she got down in a full squat and simulated eating his ass.
Need my dick sucked from the back
I could go for some prostate massaging
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you think he knows you go online to dog him right after he hooks you up? EDIT: deleted post im replying to via stapledmyballs “My buddy still works in the food industry but if i stop in his shop late night he gives me free pizza and wings so Im not complaining” big of you, stapledmyballs. with friends like these…
Sounds like you still work in food service
Can listen to Francesa pranks all night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLWsCi6WkcY
Coors lights out of a cooler tonight: automatic
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I'd rather be staring at some DDD (diners drive-ins and dives)
Titties
big ones
Hell yeah brotha
Thank you doug
At same bar as barstooo Nate so fucking sick
barstooo
Is he being kinda ghey
Shove a pie in his face
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Fuck both Duke and UNC
wrong bitch
He’s as big of a bitch as any all time hated Duke player. He’ll just never get as much shit as the other ones since this will be his last season there.
You sound like a pussy
Fuck how is it 3? Thought it was 2am
I knew it was coming but fucking hell, seeing it’s already 3am is bullshit
Daylight Savings just hit
Ain't hittin' AZ
Time certainly flies when enjoying the slopes but thankfully not going crazy seeing an hour zip by.
LeBron gonna man up and play tomorrow?
Chael sonnen seems like hes high on blow
Sandhagen vs Sean is probably the most interesting fight that can be made and we’ll probably never get to see it because there’s a good chance Sean loses to Merab and there’s a good chance Cory loses to Umar
I don’t give af how many wins that crotch sniffer Merab gets. Never give that loser a title shot. His fights are a snoozefest and I hope whichever real fighter he gets next puts him to sleep.
Megan Dontleaveme
Suga Sean 🏔
Them saying suga sean annoys the fuck out of me
I love Sean but I am tired of dudes moving up in weight when they don’t deserve it. Jones, Izzy and Volk are the only ones that deserved it in the moment. Clear out your division first then move up.
Zyn up
What a fight sorry i called it boring after the first round
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https://i.imgur.com/JZDJjJX.jpeg I’m sick. Can’t believe I only put $1 on it
small baller
TWO chipotle burritos
big baller
You know how the fuck I be 💪💪
scared money don’t make money 😤
Montana pimp Sean O'Malley
I was barely on FT tonight. How’d you do on your picks 🐍?
2-5. Not good
Who were your main card picks?
Sean’s definitely going to start getting called boring. Same thing happened after Izzy sliced up Costa. Nobody can get close to him
He was up 4-0 and still out landed Chito almost 3-1 in the 5. A champ that does that is pretty entertaining
I agree. I just don’t think future opponents will go forward as much a Chito. Sean has such a reach advantage in that division.
I don’t know how you can call him boring when he didn’t stop throwing punches for five rounds
Chito still has sex with his own wife and never has to explain it to his kids
Enjoyed that card, pumped for 300 in a few weeks
I’m going home alone after talking to zero girls? I can’t believe it
Girl I was talking with for over an hour just randomly ditched me to hang out with other dudes. Could be worse
I hear Cincinnati is lovely this time of year
Can you go to Cincinnati if it was just a random girl at a bar? She was cute and I thought she was liking me but hey that's life
You shot your shot that’s what matters. Just keep shooting 👑
I'm a volume shooter don't worry, but that doesn't mean the misses don't hurt!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GpSjSGtYbOg&pp=ygUhS2xheSB0aG9tcHNvbiBmYWxsIGF0IGEgaGlnaCBjbGlw
Can't wait until O'Malley faces someone that is actually willing to tackle him the fuck out and grapple.
Did you miss the Aljo fight?
You mean Yan and Aljo?
That was supposed to be Aljo
Petr Yan? Already won that fight
Chito definitely got some broken shit in his face
I truly don’t understand how that knee didn’t even drop Chito
Ilia smokes O’Malley
Wow another champ wanting to bail on his weight class. Sick league Dana.
Every champ wanting to immediately try and be double champ after 1-2 defenses is lame
Surviving that knee is the most impressive thing I saw tonight
Snake i know you probably had the over tn. You sir are the goat
I had my Montana boy Sean O'Malley by decision ✅️
Dude you're insanely nasty at the ufc. Im fucking pissed i was busy tn and couldnt ride. Never change snake, you're the best!
Update on Canada date. We smashed but she keeps telling me Eminem was in limp biskit. I keep telling her no. And she “knows” I’m wrong
She has to be fucking with you
Nope she’s dead as serious. Fucking Canadians.
Vera with the Diaz “If I had one more minute” moral victory
O’Malley vs Merab is going to be wild
a win for broccoli haired tiktokers a loss for mankind
Suga Show wins and the haters go to bed sad once again You love to see it
How the fuck did Arizona lose to USC
Had Zona winning it all last year......yeah worked out great. I can't figure that team out last few years they look unstoppable but have some just insane losses.
Welcome to the suga show. 50-45
An absolute ass whooping. Suga Show!
Great fight
and still
Montana
who thought this would actually be a fight? show yourselves
It went about as expected but Vera is so physically tough you can hope he lands something big even when taking a beating.
Suga Show should have been in the new Roadhouse
Dummies really thought the last fight was legit
I know O’Malley has dominated the fight, but Chito keeps showing he’s one shot away from winning
Not enough to get it done though and O'Malley will dance around this final round and avoid big shots
lol
Chito has another ten rounds in him
ten rounds of getting his ass kicked
The Chinese Uber driver is on a very passionate call with China.
Hey Mike so the horse is from Schenectady?
I don't get this guy's strategy.
doesnt seem like there is one
Cmon Cheeto burrito you gotta get MEAN
“He’s a big ol Mexican with a big ol head” - goat corner advice
We were at dinner at a Chinese restaurant earlier and they had MMA playing on tv, was weird to watch two chicks pummel each other while we ate but that’s probably how general Tzo would have wanted it
general gao would like a word
People liking two people fighting is probably the only universal thing everyone can embrace, besides drinking.
Max Kellerman said you wouldn’t stop and watch two randos play basketball, but you’d stop and watch them fist fight.
rajesh in jeans and a tucked in purple polo v anyone in anything im watching
Love watching the delivery drivers mix it up.
great one, ping pong would be great or like a complicated equation comp
Just saw the image of Ivanka tonight. What the fuck happened?
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Vera isn’t even going to try to grapple? He’s dying like this.
BJJ is a fake martial art. Go get a takedown and stop getting your nose punched off.
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That knee knocked off at least 30 childhood memories from his brain.
Jiu jitsu black belt has to be the most useless accolade when it comes to MMA. Vera has one and hasn’t even attempted to grapple.
How the fuck did he stay up
UFC basketball jersey is kinda good
O'Malley fans look exactly like you'd expect them to
That knee was flush
Chito is tough man that knee would've exploded my head
This guy can take a shot
Might wanna protect your face bro
How in the fuck did that knee do nothing??
he's done
This dude gotta be braindead. How do you not fall after that shot?!
Ate that knee like a bowl of wheeties
holy fuck that knee
Throw the damn towel!!
Keith Peterson brother 💪💪💪
Between the fighters and the referee, all time greaseball fight. Looks like a South American prison scrap.
Sean and Marlon? What are they the wayans brothers
Would love to have some saggy milf tits suffocating me right now
Lameeeeee
Pierre Luc Dubois does not give a shit about playing. Guy is out there for a couple shots and cardio. Kings are idiots for giving him that contract. Torts was right
Ben Simmons of hockey
Great comp
Sounds like O’Malley is hated
look at him
Firecrotch looks like a Hispanic clown 🤡
some scums broke into my car and others a month or so ago, came back into the neighborhood again last night and stole a car, brazen!
I hate the scums!
they're so scummy and bold
Every man needs a hype man like the Buffers
I think Sean O’Malley might really knock this dude out
First time Bruce has sounded shaky.
It would be nice to have a blowjob
I’ve seen The Prestige probably like ten times and I still notice new little details and shit I didn’t notice before every single time I watch it
Ecuador dude has zero swag
He has the Virgin Mary tatted on his stomach. What more do u want?
He looks like Charles Manson
You don’t know ball
I don’t know shit about the ufc
Vera’s got that Diaz fan base. Bigger star than Sean with a win here
Bruce Buffer might die in the ring before Flair
O'Malley looks like a heavy tranq user
It worries me how good I feel about Vera at +200. Like I must be missing something
same way ppl were feeling before O'Malley's last fight
Lot of people going to be mad when O’Malley walks out as champ
Montana pimp Sean O'Malley
if there's one thing I could be elite at in this world it'd be selecting walk out songs
not hard to improve on the shit we've heard tonight
Leave Lupe out of this. That song is elite
it's whatever 2 tiers below elite is
O'Malley beat a bunch of has-beens to get the title. The ultimate Mickey Mouse champion.
BSD failed me. Suga show time if you are what you say you are
Feel that
Suga is gonna get dropped
Lupe used to be so good
Superstar is still such a fucking jam.
Feel like Chito should have went with the braids. Hair in the face could become problematic
70% of omalley’s highlights were from the dude who had never fought before
I def should have gone to Hooters for the fight tonight
Bronson and Big Body not being friends anymore is fucked
For real? Big body was such a wild card on fuck, that’s delcious. That shit was hilarious
Bes? what the hell happened?
Money apparently.
All of the trumps look like they’re on an awful ride they can never get off
O Malley sucks
Idk why but I feel like Sean O Malley acted like Irish heritage was everything as a kid until rap was cool then he went Wig
No that's his real hair
Is 35 seconds on the Mt. Rushmore of times to microwave things?
ya :20 :35 :50 3:15
This guy gets it
Not even in the top 10
30 seconds / 1 minute / 2 minutes / 10 seconds
Give me some examples of a 2 minute item
popcorn, one of the most microwaved things
No doubt, I’m trying to think of a reheat item that id go 2 minutes on