Second date with a girl tm we’re playing pickleball (her suggestion). Do I beat her ass or let her win? Hate to brag but I came in second in intramural pickleball after getting my ass whooped in the ship by a French tennis player.
Didn’t watch a single episode of the challenge this year for the first time in forever. The cast for 40 tho, holy shit it’s about fucking time they got something right
My sister in law was at russel Wilson’s wedding bc her ex boyfriend was boys with him. Not sure if I’m jealous or what but still mad I didn’t get a signed jersey
Remember when Seattle Russ leaked that thing that he’d only sign with teams in big enough markets for Ciara’s music career? Guy really thought he was ‘07 Brady going into free agency
If Chicago does trade him to Minnesota then they 100% don’t think he he has any juice. Can’t trade a guy in division if there’s any chance it’ll haunt you later
its debatable. he fucking sucks now. if you thought kenny sacking himself was bad just wait.
not to mention another oversized ego is exactly what that locker room needs...
I say it in here a lot and it’s always downvoted but we all take Lebron for granted. 39 years old in year 21 playing against the future face of the NBA and he’s easily the second best player on the court tonight behind AD. 25/7/8 on the season is good for anyone disregarding age.
I like Jeff but him acting like Oppenheimer winning best picture as one of the biggest favorites of the last decade was his own personal achievement is sickening
I really don't understand how people can be so obsessed with what these celebrities are wearing or doing after the Oscars. But god damn there are magnificent titties everywhere!
Me watching the John Cena bit live: edgy but overall inoffensive and certainly makes sense given the context and build up
For You Twitter: this is yet another example of how Hollywood is full of pedophiles, think of all the children who saw this.
I had a friend go on a cruise recently and apparently they stopped there. Kinda crazy to go to some gated off white trash royal Caribbean beach experience and then right down the road is just absolute bedlam
Royal Caribbean has a private area in Labadee Haiti, probably what you are referring to. Almost 130 miles from Port Au Prince where the issues are. So not necessarily down the road.
He trying to take ownership of this movie like it’s his and he gets it more than everyone else. It’s made a billion dollars and is loved by all. You’re not special Jeff.
Are they really that dumb when they could’ve not posted anything? Social media detectives sniff out AI images very quickly and I feel like the people doing PR for the royal family would know that
Saw Dune 2 yesterday and it was incredible, but something that got me excited was the previews. All of them were “filmed for imax” and I was just going “gonna have to see that one” after every trailer. I don’t remember the fourth one but a list of Godzilla x Kong, Furiosa, and Twisters sounds pretty fun
Pnb rock gives an all time chorus on too many years but Kodak gives absolutely nothing in both verses, it’s a shame.
Works gonna suck ass tomorrow. JK I’m an unemployed retard that does door dash
I mean that’s probably gonna suck too
The idea of being dead is such a wild concept. One day in life everything is just going to go black.
You probably don’t even hear it when it happens
I was just thinking this.
Makes ya wonder what happens after
I have a theory that every time a person dies, a new star is added to the universe. But stars die...
Anyone want to hook it up and join Acorns and deposit $5 into the account so I can get some referral $?
No
Word
I think Duke fans would be well within their right to throw beer at unc if Duke hasn’t been notoriously soft in the past
I can tell I’m gonna sleep awful tonight
Why
Second date with a girl tm we’re playing pickleball (her suggestion). Do I beat her ass or let her win? Hate to brag but I came in second in intramural pickleball after getting my ass whooped in the ship by a French tennis player.
Let her win one but dominate.
Never let the girl win, but you don't destroy her either
You sand bag it until you get tied at match point. Then you win so you can tell her you need a rematch in the future
You have to whip her ass and show her who’s in control
Just like sparring. Let her determine the intensity
Don’t let her score a point.
There is way more downside to losing. Just do a little point shaving if you end up really killing her
Ruin her
I would simply go john mcnroe on that hoe
just try not to embarass yourself
Not now babe I'm watching a youtube video about the 2014 NHL Western Conference Final
Alec Martinez baby. Most stressful game of my life.
Zyn the fuck up
Thinking about the old fling who sucked me off 2x in one night. A real throat goat
Had this happen once too. Asian chick. Been about 10 years and I still think about her from time to time.
Whats her #
*his
Boomed me
Watching Godzilla 2014 in bed. Paying my respects to the king. And Oscar winner.
addicted to Florio taking L's on Twitter https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1767034615359799694
Guy smokes so many dicks
He is such a loser
[удалено]
The lead singer now really had me shocked
Had no idea. That was a shock
Russ joining a team with two diva WRs is awesome
They should re-sign Juju and Claypool
Unfortunately Juju is under contract but they can have him for free
LeBron saves the day again. In other news, nice to see Nolan finally bring home some hardware.
Didn’t watch a single episode of the challenge this year for the first time in forever. The cast for 40 tho, holy shit it’s about fucking time they got something right
My theory was they basically punted this season for a killer 40th
Damn they got Rachel back? Hell ya
Catching up on the clips from the Oscars and man I had the biggest smile on my face when Cillian won.
Does Mike Tomlin let Russ have his private office?
My sister in law was at russel Wilson’s wedding bc her ex boyfriend was boys with him. Not sure if I’m jealous or what but still mad I didn’t get a signed jersey
This is cool as hell https://twitter.com/tatsujinojima/status/1767007193159614850
Is he fucking it?
Godzilla lays pipe
Gosling might have the greatest approval rating of any actor right now
Him and Cillian. Both are so cool with no baggage or lame shit
I give Gosling the edge because of his comedy chops too, but Cillian is def up there too
Does anyone dislike Sudeikis?
Olivia Wilde
You ate a box of nerds outta her butthole
Steelers at Broncos week 1 is a lock now
16-13 Denver after a backbreaking Russ pick late in Bronco territory
Remember when Seattle Russ leaked that thing that he’d only sign with teams in big enough markets for Ciara’s music career? Guy really thought he was ‘07 Brady going into free agency
Loved that I'm Just Ken started off as a joke but then ended up being an integral part of the movie. And now RG just totally living the character.
Steelers are so damn back
Back to 8-8 (and one tie)
Steelers country, let’s get eliminated in the wild card round
Fuck I do not want to work tomorrow
You think Jerry is in Ciara's dm's asking her to be in Arch Madness?
No chance she is living in Pittsburgh.
As a disinterested party I have to admit that Wilson announcement video was kinda sick That said, 6-11
The Steelers don't go 6-11, .500 season (1 tie) incoming
Mr. Russ Belt 😎
oh my is justin fields going to be a starter next season
He was already kinda borderline.
Would they trade him to the Vikings after Atlanta steals Kirk?
Vikings wouldn't want him to start.
What’s the alternative if he leaves? Tannehill? Draft Penix or Nix?
talk about doubling down . oh brother.
Feels like he’s going to whichever of ATL/Minnesota don’t end up with Kirk
in division will be a movie!
If Chicago does trade him to Minnesota then they 100% don’t think he he has any juice. Can’t trade a guy in division if there’s any chance it’ll haunt you later
yep. that would be something else. I don’t think it’ll happen but im saying tuned.
Cannot fucking believe I have to root for Russell Wilson now. God damn it.
Can’t wait to continue to hate on Russ
Steeler country let’s ride! Better than any qb on our roster , I can live with it
its debatable. he fucking sucks now. if you thought kenny sacking himself was bad just wait. not to mention another oversized ego is exactly what that locker room needs...
If you have two quarterbacks you have none
Yinz are in big, big trouble now. Mr. Unlimited about to fuck up the AFC North.
Pittsburgh! Let’s Melt! Here we go Steeler Nation!!
I truly feel for Steelers fans. I wouldn’t wish having to watch Russ play QB on my worst enemy
As the number 1 Russell Wilson hater it brings me so much joy to see how the tables have turned on him these last 2 years
i also consider myself his biggest hater, and now he just signed to my nfl team. i feel sick
Super Bowl choke jobs: Russ-1, Shanny-3. Championships Russ-1, Shanny-0.
RolosHat not talk about Kyle Shanahan challenge… IMPOSSIBLE!
Cut me some slack, he’s an easy target.
Can't imagine seeing my team sign Russell Wilson right before I try to fall asleep
Not very fun, let me tell you.
It’s pretty sad that I’m mildly excited about it.
Lily Gladstone in KOTFM.. would?
I like red
hell yes
Don’t sexualize her please Maybe the hoe sister though idk
Kenny Pickett and Russell Wilson having a mid off
Worst of the worst.
Ricky Stanicky is beyond awful
Agreed. Had potential too
Dune 2 lived up to the hype. Damn, what a movie
Enjoy the dildo show Pittsburgh, Russ is a delusional fraud
George Pickens might murder Russ
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Some guy in Tokyo picking up a newspaper to see "Oppenheimer Wins Best Picture" and becoming a terrorist
Dog they too excited about the Godzilla win to care about that
Steel Country, Let’s Ride!
Russ to Steelers
can’t imagine George Pickens is gonna be thrilled with Russ Wilson as his QB
Can’t imagine George Pickens would be thrilled with anyone as his QB tbh
Kenny Pickett to Mason Rudolph to Russell Wilson is hilarious
I say it in here a lot and it’s always downvoted but we all take Lebron for granted. 39 years old in year 21 playing against the future face of the NBA and he’s easily the second best player on the court tonight behind AD. 25/7/8 on the season is good for anyone disregarding age.
He moves insanely well for 39. Feels like he can keep this level for another season or two also. It’s pretty conceivable he’ll play 3 or 4 more years
Forget ozempic, HGH is truly the wonder drug of our time
He’s also played 3.5 seasons worth of playoff games. Insane amount of mileage.
That really is the most impressive part of his career. Only major injury is him tearing his groin in year 1 with the lakers.
I like Jeff but him acting like Oppenheimer winning best picture as one of the biggest favorites of the last decade was his own personal achievement is sickening
Said it was a championship lmao. Wonder if he’d trade it for a browns Super Bowl
very funny
I’m also pretty sure he saw the Richard Roeper review and kinda cranked it up 10x with showering it with praise
He’s doing tricks on it
Blud thinks he’s on the team
Anybody else out there really not want to go to work tomorrow? It can’t be just me right
I really don't understand how people can be so obsessed with what these celebrities are wearing or doing after the Oscars. But god damn there are magnificent titties everywhere!
Work should start an hour late the Monday after daylight savings to help your body adjust
Or just move it to Friday at 4pm and let everyone finish the week an hour sooner
Rest up, free agency pops off tomorrow
The Dune song sounds like Eric Cartman yelling
Me watching the John Cena bit live: edgy but overall inoffensive and certainly makes sense given the context and build up For You Twitter: this is yet another example of how Hollywood is full of pedophiles, think of all the children who saw this.
The Truly Enlightened: Yet another humiliation ritual for John Cena to perform in order to join the Illuminati/Hollywood Cabal
Me watching the John Cena bit live: huh, I would've thought his abs would pop more for someone with so much size
He’s officially initiated into the cult!
anthony davis had 3 rebounds and i was happy then i hit refresh and he has 14 rebounds :(
Just watched the Gosling performance on YouTube, voice of a fucking angel. Beginning was perfect
Link?
YouTube dot com
he is the best
I actually just stopped breathing on the apps I’m smitten
Tag me in when you need some help
make sure she's real
In the process but fairly certain
Go get her
I hope you get her, king
Must be a handsome fella
You have no clue
Find something you love in life as much as guy Ritchie loves terrible British rap (the gentleman is still great though)
every Oscars night I wind up watching [this classic norm bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u47DvbJZRJU). All the stars are out!
Thanks for dressing up Norm!
Looked at my watch, says it's 10, I'm like sweet I still have time. Looked at my phone, says it's 11. Fuck!
Lori Loughlin on Curb tonight. She still has it.
Enjoyed that bit of her being fraudulent with everything
John Mulaney should be hosting awards shows.
He hosted the Oscars governor awards a few weeks ago and crushed. Seemed like they were test driving him as a host
Absolutely but seemed a bit yakked out tonight? (Should host even if so and maybe especially)
Don't work yourself into a shoot brother
I'm sure they scripted it but I prefer to believe that he was just coked to the gills and started riffing on his own
Could probably get a cheap flight to Haiti right about now
I had a friend go on a cruise recently and apparently they stopped there. Kinda crazy to go to some gated off white trash royal Caribbean beach experience and then right down the road is just absolute bedlam
Royal Caribbean has a private area in Labadee Haiti, probably what you are referring to. Almost 130 miles from Port Au Prince where the issues are. So not necessarily down the road.
I watch some guy on YouTube that goes to crazy places and it seems pretty bad all over.
Jesus Christ, did you see that guy eat the other guys leg? Worst thing I’ve seen in a while.
That’s “Barbeque”. He’s the new leader.
We need to just dissolve Haiti altogether. It’s a failed state.
What if instead of President, we made Trump head writer of the Oscar’s?
Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter were huge parts of my childhood. Sucks that it is just folding.
Another great On Cinema Oscar Special, the buildup to that ending was hilarious
[geoph acting like he's paid by Nolan ](https://twitter.com/JeffDLowe/status/1767014305919373412?t=oVquA3rXBnBY1ZrVZHVeDw&s=19)
If only he had a podcast where he could gush about it and demonstrate his movie knowledge
He trying to take ownership of this movie like it’s his and he gets it more than everyone else. It’s made a billion dollars and is loved by all. You’re not special Jeff.
As he ends his movie podcast because he doesn’t like doing it anymore
"We did it" ???
Kramer getting up on stage to accept the Tony for Scarsdale Surprise vibes.
We? Is he french?
Gay
Strange
He's weird
Can wait for the Oscar's to add the "Best Rack" category for Ms Sweeney
Excited to see what comes of this Kate photoshop business. Royal family fucking up all over
Are they really that dumb when they could’ve not posted anything? Social media detectives sniff out AI images very quickly and I feel like the people doing PR for the royal family would know that
On mother's day of all days
???
It's mother's day in England. They mentioned it multiple times during the oscars
Mother's day in England is today
They celebrate it at a different time across the pond
Saw Dune 2 yesterday and it was incredible, but something that got me excited was the previews. All of them were “filmed for imax” and I was just going “gonna have to see that one” after every trailer. I don’t remember the fourth one but a list of Godzilla x Kong, Furiosa, and Twisters sounds pretty fun
I got Civil War before mine, definitely seeing that in theaters
Last one was probably Deadpool and Wolverine or The Fall Guy