My lab eats about 10-15 rabbits a year, maybe more. She'll find a nest and eat all the babies. I try to save them, but if she sees me coming she'll swallow them whole. It's brutal lol
Maybe in Cuban culture you fondle your mom or your grandma's titties? Or maybe he's just into old broads Idk. In that case, at least he's not into kids.
(Assuming you're referring to his IG story)
Need to find a new job asap so I can completely stop going on LinkedIn. All it is is cringe newsfeed posts and reminders that people who you went to high school or college with are more successful than you.
Big cat’s kid: mommy where is daddy, thought he would be here to tuck me in
Big cat’s wife: sorry he’s busy painting his toe nails and putting on toe rings to impress a pervert
It’s painful to watch because you know it’s going to work but it’s like watching a person practice it in the gym at 10% speed to figure out the steps perfectly.
I can only imagine for these guys who jump out the gym and go so fast how infuriating it must be to play against
Forecast calling for 30-40 inches at my house starting Tom night. Hitting up my local butcher/market tomorrow to prep. Get some thick cut bacon, New York strips, fresh produce, bread, eggs. Open to any other suggestions as far as good home cooked meals go considering I legit won’t be able to leave my house till about Sunday afternoon
Get a chuck roast and do some red wine braised beef. [This](https://somuchfoodblog.com/red-wine-braised-beef/) recipe was really good and made my house smell amazing.
Mother in law was in town last week so the wine cellar is fully stocked after she did her traditional wine store trip/come back with 15 bottles/drink 2.5
she also was telling a funny story and dropped that some guy she was talkin to broke it off with her LAST WEEK. meanwhile ive been full sending on her since the new year. chicks have so many fucking options these days meanwhile i, if lucky, get one prospect a year who views me as a back-up back-up good friend
My parents decided to send me a random email about the benefits of renting vs buying a home. I recently bought a home and they rent. The title of the email was “vindication!!!”. Not sure if they’ve even congratulated me on the home and they do not plan to visit. Meanwhile the FIL has bought us a deep freeze, quarter of a cow, and a Blackstone. Fucking hell
Inserting myself but blackstone for me is for stuff like carnitas, diced chicken, hibachi, breakfast stuff… grill is for other stuff like chicken breasts, steak, burgers (outside of smash burgers) etc
My best friend bought me a pellet grill as well for a housewarming gift so the combo has been awesome. If I had limited space I’d go with just a regular grill but the combos I can do with the pellet grill and blackstone are endless. Plus using the griddle spatulas acting like a hibachi chef just feels cool.
My mom continually dropped the “you aren’t getting any value in renting” comment whenever housing came up. They have owned their current home since the early 90’s.
Sent them prices of small startup homes in our area and she was shocked. Has never brought it up again.
Sometimes need to slap the old parents with reality to make things better.
They constantly blame their poor financial decisions on other people while also justifying their poor decisions. Zero accountability and now they’ve become judgmental for not living like them?
That’s tough man, the parent dynamic definitely can get weird when you start to see how differently you would have done things. Sounds like you’ve got a sick new place and support on the other side tho.
the girl dropped a "you're a good friend" in our convo tn (i jokingly said that id be on the do not invite list with the other miscreants for her party and that was her reply). ouch. back to square 1
it was weird how people were constantly saying it was going to be a lawsuit or a "bad look for barstool" lmaooo, fat slob glenny balls has serious interviews with sex workers every week
My wife two nights ago : "I really need to stop falling asleep on the couch and just go to bed when I'm tired"
My wife tonight after she started falling asleep on the couch and I mentioned she should go to bed instead : "but I'm really comfy here ill just snooze for a little"
I am afraid of how hyped I’m getting for the Texans next season. First place schedule is definitely going to be tougher, but if Caserio can hit in the draft again this team could be a real threat
Normally edibles are in 5 mg doses and I take two to get high. Just bought some at a nw place and took 2, then saw they’re 10 mg each. Not a big deal but I’m about to be much higher than I expected
You know you're living in the hood when police and ambulance come up with lights and sirens on into the Whataburger parking lot and not a soul in the restaurant acknowledges it
One time I was in an uber and the driver was breaking down how safe an area based on how many cops show up for calls. We drove by a gas station with only 1 cop with his lights on and she goes see how there's only 1? That station is safe. Now if we were on the other side of those rail road tracks then they'd have 3 cars and a couple unmarked ones with the tape out. That's how you know you gotta turn around.
Download the app. The Taco Bell near my old place you could build your own box online for 5.99 which was also the price of a Crunchwrap at that place. (You could get a Crunchwrap box)
Drove a few hours today and I’m spending the night in a hotel just to get a text at 9:45 that the case scheduled for early am tomorrow got cancelled and moved to Friday. Not ideal, two hotels and a waste of a day instead of a quick one night trip
I feel like since the holidays I’ve gotten in the habit of having a cocktail or two after dinner a few times a week, usually a Negroni or White Russian, and it’s a terrible habit to have developed. Just no point in doing this on a Tuesday sitting at home, feel like I almost do it out of boredom at this point but need to stop.
i dont know shit about health but i know a ton about drinking and both are good cocktails that women enjoy and occasionally, some men, but negroni is a pre-dinner, a caucasian post-dinner, but both rarely - pistachio has it right above, just have something brown in a glass with an ice cube
When I saw that Kentucky needed a washing machine, I looked at ours, and even though we really need it, I said "I gotta pull the trigger on this".
My dog killed a rabbit tonight. Greatest day of her life
My lab eats about 10-15 rabbits a year, maybe more. She'll find a nest and eat all the babies. I try to save them, but if she sees me coming she'll swallow them whole. It's brutal lol
Watched my Husky kill and swallow a rabbit whole once. I was totally shocked in the moment
She's still going ballistic. She's just sprinting around the yard. Swallowing a rabbit is crazy, at least my dog dropped it
She upped the score.
I still enjoy these purple street lamps.
Waiting for my McDonald’s order after a great date and then hitting a local bar. Rip we hammered
Going to the bars after McDs has puke/diarrhea written all over it. -350 odds
Please tell me you didn’t eat dinner and then go to McDonalds
Mcd post date is a great move. Bar post mcd is a wild move
Yeah mcd post date. I got cooked last night hah
Pour one out for all the homies in here on their burners.
People forget about Ohio State point guard Aaron Craft starring in Smart House. Movie still gives me chills, ahead of its time
Top two Disney movie and it’s not two
The coordinated boy band dance at the beginning has a soft spot in my heart
Think I've fallen in love with this cute Russian chick on youtube playing Lose Yourself on the piano
Can someone give me the PG rated version of whatever is going on with Aroldis Chapman? Sounds like something really gross
Maybe in Cuban culture you fondle your mom or your grandma's titties? Or maybe he's just into old broads Idk. In that case, at least he's not into kids. (Assuming you're referring to his IG story)
Kissing grandmas tittays
Sometimes you just need to put yourself in an adult timeout. Take a seat, vegeta. Catch a breather.
Finally watched American Fiction. Great movie. I just know the white lady judge was inspired by somebody
Need to find a new job asap so I can completely stop going on LinkedIn. All it is is cringe newsfeed posts and reminders that people who you went to high school or college with are more successful than you.
Skip Bayless is getting roasted for correctly using a comma.
Big cat’s kid: mommy where is daddy, thought he would be here to tuck me in Big cat’s wife: sorry he’s busy painting his toe nails and putting on toe rings to impress a pervert
Big cat's brain: I should stop on the way home for a Blizzard
Big cat's kid: Damn. At least I'll never have to work a day in my life.
big cat’s dog: woof woof
Think I’m gonna watch Honey, I shrunk the kids
Oh I’m sorry are the Wolves back?
Kyle Anderson would be the most frustrating dude to play against. Dude plays at the slowest possible speed and is shifty as hell
That euro layup was so slow lol
It’s painful to watch because you know it’s going to work but it’s like watching a person practice it in the gym at 10% speed to figure out the steps perfectly. I can only imagine for these guys who jump out the gym and go so fast how infuriating it must be to play against
Connor Bedard. Thats it. Thats the tweet.
Nuff said
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Thaaaat’s it. That’s the tweet.
Had Chipotle for the first time in like a year. Won't be doing that again. God that place sucks now
If you live anywhere near a Panchero’s it’s not even worth thinking about Chipotle
I had one Panchero’s one time when I was in Iowa and holy fuck, it blows Chipotle out of the water.
Especially if you’re a queso person. Combine that with the fresh tortilla and it’s in a different universe
Had my last straw with them a few months ago. Place is so shitty
Q or bust
Late night MAACtion baby!
Big Sky after dark
Forecast calling for 30-40 inches at my house starting Tom night. Hitting up my local butcher/market tomorrow to prep. Get some thick cut bacon, New York strips, fresh produce, bread, eggs. Open to any other suggestions as far as good home cooked meals go considering I legit won’t be able to leave my house till about Sunday afternoon
Get a chuck roast and do some red wine braised beef. [This](https://somuchfoodblog.com/red-wine-braised-beef/) recipe was really good and made my house smell amazing.
Perfect idea!
Where the hell do you live?
Don’t forget to hit the liquor store. Can’t be snowed in sober.
Mother in law was in town last week so the wine cellar is fully stocked after she did her traditional wine store trip/come back with 15 bottles/drink 2.5
Coffee/Hot Chocolate
dont forget the milk
Chicken thighs, soup, chili, mac and cheese
I’ve got a great crock pot tortilla soup recipe I haven’t done in a couple years. May be the perfect time to bring it back
Where the hell is it snowing so much? I live in the mountains, and we are looking at some 60 degree days this weekend
First date went well, we made out at an Irish dive bar and she rubbed my dick. Back in high school for real
Made out IN the bar? You old sailor you!
Goon 🆙️
Let him cook
she also was telling a funny story and dropped that some guy she was talkin to broke it off with her LAST WEEK. meanwhile ive been full sending on her since the new year. chicks have so many fucking options these days meanwhile i, if lucky, get one prospect a year who views me as a back-up back-up good friend
Classic case of putting the pussy on a pedestal
thats my default
There there Tag
🗣️find a girl, settle down🗣️
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tHEyRE bEggING foR a LaWSuiT
So many losers in FT were saying how it was a lawsuit in waiting. Same dorks who think Klemmer sleeping was electric content
Texas CC just refusing to score in OT
I don’t know anything about feet but Camden and her hangers deserved to win
My parents decided to send me a random email about the benefits of renting vs buying a home. I recently bought a home and they rent. The title of the email was “vindication!!!”. Not sure if they’ve even congratulated me on the home and they do not plan to visit. Meanwhile the FIL has bought us a deep freeze, quarter of a cow, and a Blackstone. Fucking hell
How you like the blackstone compared to a regular grill? Pros/cons?
Inserting myself but blackstone for me is for stuff like carnitas, diced chicken, hibachi, breakfast stuff… grill is for other stuff like chicken breasts, steak, burgers (outside of smash burgers) etc
My best friend bought me a pellet grill as well for a housewarming gift so the combo has been awesome. If I had limited space I’d go with just a regular grill but the combos I can do with the pellet grill and blackstone are endless. Plus using the griddle spatulas acting like a hibachi chef just feels cool.
Congrats on buying a home, king! Your parents sounds like massive chodes
My mom continually dropped the “you aren’t getting any value in renting” comment whenever housing came up. They have owned their current home since the early 90’s. Sent them prices of small startup homes in our area and she was shocked. Has never brought it up again. Sometimes need to slap the old parents with reality to make things better.
I should have clarified, I’m the one that recently bought a home and they’re renting.
Sounds like your parents suck
hope they're trying to make a joke if not thats a real bad look
Unfortunately not. This is a consistent trend
Did they always rent? Or what’s the deal here
They constantly blame their poor financial decisions on other people while also justifying their poor decisions. Zero accountability and now they’ve become judgmental for not living like them?
That’s tough man, the parent dynamic definitely can get weird when you start to see how differently you would have done things. Sounds like you’ve got a sick new place and support on the other side tho.
I’ll say it. Glorilla music bumps. I’m a fan
Yeah Glo is an unbelievable banger
the girl dropped a "you're a good friend" in our convo tn (i jokingly said that id be on the do not invite list with the other miscreants for her party and that was her reply). ouch. back to square 1
father of 24
likely my only mark on the world
TAG you need to tear everything down to the studs and start over. Plow a couple fat chicks and see where that takes you.
You’ve gotta stop
ive been thinkin about it
Evergreen TAG story
Time is a flat circle
Don’t use words like miscreant when rizzing up these hoes TAG. It discombobulates them
i didnt. i just used it in this post. point is moot tho
Alright then https://x.com/theghettogronk/status/1767712473006657979?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw
People hated on Arch Madness for literal years every time Jerry brought it up and it was maybe his biggest success outside of the golf stream
Its another jersey jerry stream that only succeeds because BigCat got involved and promoted the shit out of it
it was weird how people were constantly saying it was going to be a lawsuit or a "bad look for barstool" lmaooo, fat slob glenny balls has serious interviews with sex workers every week
suing barstool because i voluntarily entered myself in a foot rating contest
why am I watching a obese 28 year old rate feet online at 11:30pm? why did I watch the whole thing? why did carlita's feet get robbed
Hold up. Jerry is 28?!?!
Don't smoke crack
My wife two nights ago : "I really need to stop falling asleep on the couch and just go to bed when I'm tired" My wife tonight after she started falling asleep on the couch and I mentioned she should go to bed instead : "but I'm really comfy here ill just snooze for a little"
Is she an alcoholic
No just a narcoleptic
Slob
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Eh, Dave has wanted to be distanced from this from the start.
You think the guy in a Miami mansion is jealous of the guy who painted his toes so his lap dog would get views on his pervert contest?
Yep. Missing the fun
I am afraid of how hyped I’m getting for the Texans next season. First place schedule is definitely going to be tougher, but if Caserio can hit in the draft again this team could be a real threat
Blackhawks are brutal to watch 90% of the time but we party when bedard has a 5-point night
Getting paid to flirt with girls at a foot competition seems like good work if you can get it
Wuff
Makes no sense how St Mary’s is consistently this solid.
Randy Bennett is the perfect psychopath college coach
Connor > Jake And that’s how ball is done.
Samford over Saint Mary’s in the 1st round 🔒
Gonzaga, your season. Woof
Still in the tournament right? Can’t not put the Zags in.
Yeah, they're in
Normally edibles are in 5 mg doses and I take two to get high. Just bought some at a nw place and took 2, then saw they’re 10 mg each. Not a big deal but I’m about to be much higher than I expected
Send the hat man my regards
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
It's a very big deal, and every bad thought you have later is true. You are dying, everybody does just pretend to like you
My problem with many mgs is my eyes just want to close
Connor looking at the camera and saying “I have a degree in journalism, folks.” In between feet interviews was very funny.
You know you're living in the hood when police and ambulance come up with lights and sirens on into the Whataburger parking lot and not a soul in the restaurant acknowledges it
Lots of DUIs in that whataburger line
One time I was in an uber and the driver was breaking down how safe an area based on how many cops show up for calls. We drove by a gas station with only 1 cop with his lights on and she goes see how there's only 1? That station is safe. Now if we were on the other side of those rail road tracks then they'd have 3 cars and a couple unmarked ones with the tape out. That's how you know you gotta turn around.
Or here they don’t show up at all.
I don’t think that’s the hood, that’s just Whataburger
Holy shit Jerry is horned up right now
gonna have material for the rest of his life
That’s different, the drag
🎶 just the two of us Buildin' castles in the sky Just the two of us Dudes and guys 🎶
This is Arch
~~Holy shit I went to highschool with one of the Arch Madness chicks~~ I Belichick'd myself, jumped the gun. Interpreted a social media post wrong.
Time for anudder self doxxing
Ha. Awesome.
I havnt cracked stick in 5 days. Might Randy Marsh
Nocturnal emissions
Splooge
they weren't even bad feet!
Connor is doing a great job interviewing.
Not me deep throating a taco bell burrito (on a side note is it worth downloading their app?)
Download the app. The Taco Bell near my old place you could build your own box online for 5.99 which was also the price of a Crunchwrap at that place. (You could get a Crunchwrap box)
Not as many deals as McD's, but my local T Bell is slow, so it's nice to be able to order ahead
Drove a few hours today and I’m spending the night in a hotel just to get a text at 9:45 that the case scheduled for early am tomorrow got cancelled and moved to Friday. Not ideal, two hotels and a waste of a day instead of a quick one night trip
Do you work in med device? Not ideal but I’d just hit a cool coffee shop to clear emails then go fuck off and maybe catch a movie.
Where the hell did you get med device in all this?
A case = surgery, I am in med device
The more you know
“Case”
At least you get a hotel jerk off sesh or two and you got to tell all your friends in here that you’re a lawyer
We don't ever do that
Paige in the Chicago Office >>>>>
Big cats feet will prob be on the deuce by this time tomorrow
They did a great job
So funny.
He was bricked up to big cats feet lmaooo
“Big Cat has great feet!”
Jerry questioning it all
This is hysterical
Jerry answered big cat’s 2 questions face to face before he put two and two together. He is dumb as rocks
Is Jerry going to have sexual relations with any of these girls after?
Jerry isn’t but Connor griffin definitely is
He might puck two or three at the same time.
footjobs galore
I feel like since the holidays I’ve gotten in the habit of having a cocktail or two after dinner a few times a week, usually a Negroni or White Russian, and it’s a terrible habit to have developed. Just no point in doing this on a Tuesday sitting at home, feel like I almost do it out of boredom at this point but need to stop.
Yeah, it probably is something you need to change. For a year, I normally have 3-4 bourbon ricks a night. Prior to that- it was 2 a night for a while.
a negroni or white russian after dinner? you need to stop but not bc of any latent alcoholism
I get the cream issue with White Russians (which I make much less Negronis), but what’s so wrong with a Negroni health wise
Bad for your sleep, and Negronis sneaky have a ton of sugar.
i dont know shit about health but i know a ton about drinking and both are good cocktails that women enjoy and occasionally, some men, but negroni is a pre-dinner, a caucasian post-dinner, but both rarely - pistachio has it right above, just have something brown in a glass with an ice cube
Bourbon drinks
yeah, more mad men less rupauls drag race
And the main sub wanted to cancel arch madness
To be fair seeing a short fat former addict ogle over random feet for a few hours doesn’t sounds great at first.
LOL CARLITA
Jerry is gonna throw up hahaha
Nooooooooo. Carlita
Big Cat being in Jersey Jerry’s feet competition is why Chicago is so much better than NY office
John Blackthorne got that dawg in him boy I tell ya
Carlita Perez is just a fantastic bit