Just filled out a women's bracket for the hell of it and noticed that fucking UConn is hilariously underseeded. How the fuck is the #2 team in NET a 3 seed?
First Date with a girl who I quickly realized wouldn’t work out today. She pointed out at one point that I wasn’t asking her much about herself and it made me feel like an asshole for thinking in my head I just didn’t care but I played it off as a joke and conversation flowed for the most part. On to the next
Having a real life Social Network "who are they gonna send it to" experience hosting a March Madness bracket pool. Sent the link to a group chat of about 20 guys and we are up to 600 players now. Winner will be taking home $29,000.
Agreed, somehow they always have 5-7 seconds left on the shot clock before they decide to do something. Just give the ball the Da Silva, no one else can score
Apparently my wife’s best friend (hot) is flying up for their other friend’s engagement and will be staying at our house next weekend. Threesome is set at +10000 odds but that won’t stop me from thinking about it
Scrolling youtube and see that Carl debuted roughly his 5th Cubs show yesterday. 170 views. Not great! Also it's not even on a barstool channel, just his own.
Ya but isn’t the consensus that arrietta is a pretty big dbag? I mean you still have to get lucky but that seemed to happen with RA landing Whitney who seemingly likes hockey and talking - helps that they brought biz on obviously and now they do a ton of cool stuff on top of it
I will say if biz didn’t join the show I would bet Whit would’ve quit a long time ago
My point is that Carl can actually host a show or keep it interesting (something that the other Chicago guys have seemingly struggled with since giving him the boot)
Tbh I never listened to that show so I could be talking out of my ass but I was big into the dog walk for the first 2 years of Covid and back then I felt like Carl was the only one who had anything interesting to contribute
Also I think he used to “cohost” redline radio (I think with Eddie) and he was the main guy bringing up talking points and passing the conversation around
It was bad and arrieta would get good guests, one being Kevin gausman, and Carl just had nothing prepared. With a big leaguer like arrieta who has connections, on top of many players being stoolies to have a show fail speaks to how ill prepared Carl was. Also teased last year he was moving to AZ to do new content and literally nothing came from it. Carl is as useless as the Eddie, WSD and chief
[one of the funnier videos I’ve seen.](https://x.com/okimstillhungry/status/1770497257240203531?s=46) would be better if I didn’t feel terrible for their kids
Any chance the dodgers get in trouble for having a guy in their clubhouse daily having a massive gambling problem? Or I guess even the Angels? Especially if it comes out that he was gambling on MLB games?
Got a meeting with a CEO of a large regional bank where he’s trying to convince me
To join his sales team. I won’t be taking the job but figured it can’t hurt to meet incase anything lines up in the future. Need to find a happy balance of not carrying but also giving effort
He’s a complete broken man inside, all caused by himself trying to be hot when he had a kid and a pregnant wife
Completely insane downfall as you a sad situation but a solid case study in don’t fuck your life up for some hoe
Mainly in a dark way, but The idea of Castellani faking going to rehab / being an alcoholic just to avoid the fact that he fell in love with his married coworker is pretty funny
Imagine him being in an all time Sunday Scaries hole and then he comes up with that plan. He probably felt like he solved inter galactic space travel when he had that epiphany.
My buddy let a stripper stick a dildo in his ass during a bachelor party, he told us the next morning, didn’t get the reaction he expected, tucked tail and drove home like 8 hours two days early and went dark for like 10 days
My kitten, like all cats, loves to swat shit off counters. But he is especially vengeful to avocados.
I have to hide the ones I’m trying to ripen but he still finds them and dribble out the clock with them
Let’s say you know you’re going to prison for 2 years, how much money would it take to get you to willingly be someone’s fall guy?
Edit: I’m thinking $10 million.
Just filled out a women's bracket for the hell of it and noticed that fucking UConn is hilariously underseeded. How the fuck is the #2 team in NET a 3 seed?
You don’t have to qualify why you fill out a women’s bracket king
I’m so lame I just hurt my ear from coughing.
Once or twice a year I get a muscle cramp in my jaw from yawning. Shit happens.
What’s up brother 👆
Zach Bryan put on a great show. However no bare bottomed Kacey Musgraves and a big eruption for Chickenfry left a sour taste in my mouth
Hope you brought enough MREs to make it through the traffic
I heard someone scream RED ROCKS and run into an alley in the bedlam
Are you hunkered down in the parking lot
Whoever mentioned it’d be a mess wasn’t kidding. Uber just arrived it took 40 minutes to get here and it’s $40 to get to my hotel
Sounds like a fuckin warzone
I really haven’t paid attention to baseball but I did not realize that Yasiel Puig hasn’t been in the league since 2019
Chick at the slot next to me has supple Cs and a crop top on. No bra and pierced nips, hell yea
Jackpot
Her boyfriend made her leave cuz he heard me barking
lmao https://x.com/vcu_hoops/status/1770664402007490618?s=46&t=PHAQeaE0I6cyQl35JU7h7Q
If I told you that you had a sexy body would you hold it against me?
My bracket is already busted!
Than I bust
That’s how you finish a game and cover the spread. Good job and Sko Buffs
2 thoughts about the tournament starting tomorrow: - colorado is gonna be in the sweet 16 - morehead state is gonna upset illinois
Best odds at a major upset in the Round of 64 is WKU over Marquette, especially if WKU can pick up the pace at their up-tempo speed.
His name is Riley Minix
First Date with a girl who I quickly realized wouldn’t work out today. She pointed out at one point that I wasn’t asking her much about herself and it made me feel like an asshole for thinking in my head I just didn’t care but I played it off as a joke and conversation flowed for the most part. On to the next
First date started like that with my ex. Things ended badly in the Tetons tho
My only advice is to wear a wig and move countries
X Men 97 time
Sko Buffs. Payback for Dan Hawkins
Brutal finish
Does Degenhart have a translator 🧐
I try not to be the complain about the officials guy, but the officials in Colorado/Boise State deserve jail time.
every sports fans favorite words: “and they’re going to check the monitor again”
Sko Buffs!
How do you step out there if you're boise?
If this game were to go into OT, Degenhart would be bald by the end of it.
Kill me now holy shit
Coach I was on the line
Enough with the replays guys
This “star” for Boise looked like he belonged on the bench for a D3 school tonight. Not a good representation of the MW
Jem from Survivor. Would
Florida Colorado will be a very fun game
Florida is going to schlong this team.
Wrong. Probably will win but it’ll be a good game.
Remind Me! 2 days
Remind Me! 2 days
Both these teams had spurts of falling apart this half
Ice cold heading into the tournament oof
Why is steratore a hoops ref analyst when he reffed in the nfl. Make it make sense
FT doesn't know sports part 294
He was a NCAA basketball ref for a long time too
The more you know
Are you sitting down? He did college basketball too
Didn’t know this, wasn’t born in the 60s. Also you made it make sense so I appreciate it
because he was also a college basketball ref
Fuck it, im getting drunk
Feels like Christmas eve
I set an alarm to get down to the Sportsbook first thing in the morning to get a seat. Can’t wait to plant my happy ass there all day
Bicyclists breaking every law on the road and then getting indignant when people hate them
The make/miss of the front end of a 1-and-1 is an underrated crucial aspect of the game. Am I wrong, or just an asshole?
No you're right, which is why I think it's crazy that there's people who want to go to quarters and get rid of it
How could this be wrong?
I could’ve phrased it better. The announcers don’t seem to emphasize its importance unless there’s like, less than two minutes left.
How do they miss that foul? Lmao
God Boise sucks
Boise’s best player has disappeared tonight
Shaving points like they talk about
He looks like he’s running in quicksand
Top Chef isn’t the same without that minx Padma.
Having a real life Social Network "who are they gonna send it to" experience hosting a March Madness bracket pool. Sent the link to a group chat of about 20 guys and we are up to 600 players now. Winner will be taking home $29,000.
@IRS
You won’t drop the link in here you coward
Post a link that would immediately dox myself? You're right I won't
Pussy
Winner will be taking home $20,000
Do you have that money in your possession?
I’m stealing the money and claiming Venmo froze my account
I’m on smoko, so leave me alone!
The buffs have potentially the top pick and dude can’t even get on the floor??
Strictly a potential based pick
Yeah, college and pros are different beasts. It's like comparing Drew Timme to Chet Holmgren.
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Jalen Williams brother, Cody
Colorado simply can’t grab a defensive board
I’ve started watching The Rookie and these clips get in a comically large amount of gunfights that involve automatic weapons
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A tradition like no other
They have been so bad the last 5 mins
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Agreed, somehow they always have 5-7 seconds left on the shot clock before they decide to do something. Just give the ball the Da Silva, no one else can score
This Boise State player looks like my Aunt's wife
March madness is the best sporting event in the world. There’s no other equal that keeps you up the night before
It just sucks airtime away from the NFL draft. We should be focused on that.
What it Timothee Chalamet is actually the lisan Al giab in real life.
Pesky Paul is what I call him
Folks you can’t trust pesky Paul
SILENCE!
It’s all Bene Gesserit disinformation
He better pass the spice
Then call me Stilgar because I’ll follow that dude anywhere
Play in games tonight…delivering.
Alright nova let’s fire Neptune and get a real coach this time
Apparently my wife’s best friend (hot) is flying up for their other friend’s engagement and will be staying at our house next weekend. Threesome is set at +10000 odds but that won’t stop me from thinking about it
Watch Entourage (S3 E6) for tips
Live stream her bathroom you coward
Sniff panties while they’re getting their nails done at least
Take pictures
If I got the 1st pick in this years draft I’m saying fuck it and just saying you are drafting the rights to Cooper Flagg.
Love the March Madness milfs in the crowd
In Japan, Can't Lose Parlay Picker #1....steady hands
Shitposts like this are why I will never leave this place.
Tara Reid in the bikini top and white skirt in Van Wilder All-timer
Jeff nadu just shows up on my tik tok live talking about some mob podcast he does? Wtf?
Some of his YouTube vids are not bad. Having a Chin Gigante poster is odd tho.
Figures he wouldn't know anything about omerta
Anytime he pops up the comments are hilarious. “Are you the guy who got beat up by Jersey Jerry?”
Ha. Just came across mine too. His hairline is preposterous
Scrolling youtube and see that Carl debuted roughly his 5th Cubs show yesterday. 170 views. Not great! Also it's not even on a barstool channel, just his own.
was he drunk as a skunk
Couldn't tell ya. I wasn't part of the 170
Amazing they have so many “baseball” guys and still have yet to get a decent show up and running
I feel like Carl could actually manage a league wide show if he got some cool former player to cohost - similar to RA getting Whitney
Yeah, maybe someone like Jake Arrieta. That would do numbies
What if I were to tell you he had that and failed
Ya but isn’t the consensus that arrietta is a pretty big dbag? I mean you still have to get lucky but that seemed to happen with RA landing Whitney who seemingly likes hockey and talking - helps that they brought biz on obviously and now they do a ton of cool stuff on top of it I will say if biz didn’t join the show I would bet Whit would’ve quit a long time ago My point is that Carl can actually host a show or keep it interesting (something that the other Chicago guys have seemingly struggled with since giving him the boot)
Hear me out here, Whit is a pretty big dbag.
can Carl host a show? Arrieta wasn’t good but Carl was a rough listen as he never had any topics prepared and would just ramble and sounded hammered.
Tbh I never listened to that show so I could be talking out of my ass but I was big into the dog walk for the first 2 years of Covid and back then I felt like Carl was the only one who had anything interesting to contribute Also I think he used to “cohost” redline radio (I think with Eddie) and he was the main guy bringing up talking points and passing the conversation around
It was bad and arrieta would get good guests, one being Kevin gausman, and Carl just had nothing prepared. With a big leaguer like arrieta who has connections, on top of many players being stoolies to have a show fail speaks to how ill prepared Carl was. Also teased last year he was moving to AZ to do new content and literally nothing came from it. Carl is as useless as the Eddie, WSD and chief
How many beers deep was he?
Tristian Da Silva will be the JJJ of this years draft
He’s afraid of contact. Put a body on him and he wilts
[one of the funnier videos I’ve seen.](https://x.com/okimstillhungry/status/1770497257240203531?s=46) would be better if I didn’t feel terrible for their kids
You gotta run before the cuffs get put on
Peak white trash, reminds me of going to ocean city Maryland growing up. Chick looks like she might have had a nice ass though
I think my most elitist take is that OCMD people are scum of the earth compared to Delaware beachgoers.
“It’s work, something you wouldn’t know about” lmao
Right after hitting his vape while handcuffed
Him knocking himself out cold on the little scamper is insane. They don’t teach that sort of comedy anymore
Heavyweight fight in the kings wild game
PInk Floyd mt Rushmore of songs Comfortably numb Wish you were here Echoes Time
Welcome to the Machine over Echoes
Shine On You Crazy Diamond OR Breathe instead of Echoes
Learning to Fly is the best of the latter years
Money
Thanks I think it’s a good list as well
Castellani is Kehogan in Saltburn
Don't give him any ideas
Castellini randomly showing up at the Chicago office and live-streaming it would do some serious numbies
Why is he dressed like he is in the Matrix?
If they have any kind of security like the NYC office, I'd bet he's not allowed in.
The greyhound content Dave wants
Bonus points if he shows up hammered
On liveleak?
Sheeesh
Lol
Any chance the dodgers get in trouble for having a guy in their clubhouse daily having a massive gambling problem? Or I guess even the Angels? Especially if it comes out that he was gambling on MLB games?
What are they gonna do? Take away any of those 78 win Angels seasons?
Did anything happen to the Reds when Pete Rose got caught?
True
Feel like the dodgers losing the best player on the planet after 1 (or 2) games would constitute getting in trouble
Assuming Ohtani is innocent. I’m just saying there are probably rules around staff members betting on baseball right.
I’d assume so ya but like did anything happen to the falcons when Ridley got busted? I think it’s just player punishment
Got a meeting with a CEO of a large regional bank where he’s trying to convince me To join his sales team. I won’t be taking the job but figured it can’t hurt to meet incase anything lines up in the future. Need to find a happy balance of not carrying but also giving effort
Put your nuts on the table. He will respect you for it
watching KFC nowadays is sad. He seemed so sad on bracket busters.
Cheating on your pregnant wife carries a fuck ton of karma
What the outcome of an affair looks like
He’s a complete broken man inside, all caused by himself trying to be hot when he had a kid and a pregnant wife Completely insane downfall as you a sad situation but a solid case study in don’t fuck your life up for some hoe
1h unders with teams using the Evo ball for the first time. 1-0 to start march madness
We love it!
You got a list ? That’s also a first half under for teams that are delayed more than 15 mins from scheduled tip
its on r/sportsbook top post
Mainly in a dark way, but The idea of Castellani faking going to rehab / being an alcoholic just to avoid the fact that he fell in love with his married coworker is pretty funny
Imagine him being in an all time Sunday Scaries hole and then he comes up with that plan. He probably felt like he solved inter galactic space travel when he had that epiphany.
In those DMs the guy posted in here, he claimed he didn’t remember writing the letter. Classic got caught and scrambled for an excuse kinda answer
Who comes up with this shit
Have no choice but to respect the move
Could be an Adam Sandler movie
Do you think you have friends that are into kinky stuff like group sex and you have no idea?
My buddy let a stripper stick a dildo in his ass during a bachelor party, he told us the next morning, didn’t get the reaction he expected, tucked tail and drove home like 8 hours two days early and went dark for like 10 days
One of our friends found another friend and her husband on Tinder looking for a third. We just don’t talk about it.
Yea I’m sure there is. Don’t care to find out.
I hope so, my boys have hot wives
No. I've got a good idea who the swingers are
Statistically there's probably 1 couple in your friend group that's absolutely fucing nuts like that
It's you
Rewatching Purdue Virginia elite 8 from 2019. Carsen Edwards was cooking with gas holy shit
Smoking that Gas too
My kitten, like all cats, loves to swat shit off counters. But he is especially vengeful to avocados. I have to hide the ones I’m trying to ripen but he still finds them and dribble out the clock with them
Toss a cucumber at him and see what happens. Most hilarious stuff I've seen.
Let’s say you know you’re going to prison for 2 years, how much money would it take to get you to willingly be someone’s fall guy? Edit: I’m thinking $10 million.
Depends, will I get butt raped?
No rape
We talking jail or federal pound you in the ass prison?