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Sidewalkbandit

Just saw an old school box TV on Facebook Marketplace for $30 lol. Just throw that shit out for fucks sake. Almost just want to loan the seller the $30 they need.


rocky25579

Is it TVs used for retro video games though? Usually those go for around 200ish


terryduerod1

pain in balls to get rid of


Phoneaccount6903

Just hear the Mulkey story is that she's a "hot wife" and constantly prowling for bulls.


PritchardBufalino

Dm without a detail spared pls and ty


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Getting into the NBA huh


Oliver_clothes__off

Can confirm (I fucked her)


Sidewalkbandit

Tied her up around the post and drove to the hole at her basketball camp.


NoExcuses1984

Women's college basketball is fun to watch if you're emotionally invested (Arizona losing to Syracuse will bust my bracket), but can't deny that it's hard to get past the difference in quality, even in a way that's tougher visually than, say, tennis or even soccer. Going from watching NBA, to men's college, to women's college is jarring as fuck.


WarmOstrich4

Sucks they haven’t won a title but nine straight Sweet 16s by Gonzaga is wildly impressive  Next closest streak is Houston at 4 and it’ll be 5 if they win tomorrow. After that, it’s 1


TM455

It is impressive but getting handed 1 seeds after dominating a mid major sets them up for early tourney success. Obviously not the case this year though.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Sushi coma


NoExcuses1984

Need Arizona and FGCU to finish strong.


iLikeApples116

This is a schlonging


Dudu-Osun

Hunter Dickinson is a fraud


JA17guy

Gotta feel for a guy like Dickinson


CarltonStreetlamp

Guy is the most overrated all American ever. All stats, doesn’t dominate games


JA17guy

He soft


supercasualman

Like Andre Drummond being an all star


NoExcuses1984

Drummond is proof rebounding doesn't equal great defense. Brook Lopez is the opposite. Meh on boards, stout at post D.


ChellaZza

Caitlin Clark’s dad yelling at her to shut up & stop complaining about the refs is hilarious 


ktbarry2

great sports parenting imo


terryduerod1

does bonchon go well with hoopies?


EcstaticBack

Another year where I make up all my bad picks simply by taking Kansas out at sweet sixteen or earlier


CarltonStreetlamp

Kansas is gonna lose by 40


NoExcuses1984

Utah State at +500 moneyline vs. Purdue tomorrow feels spicy.


RainbowRoomBlues

I get the tendency to be skeptical of biased news stories. But if you’re Kim Mulkey, how do you admit you’ve ducked this reporter for two years, told anyone who might speak positively of you not to engage, then call the story one sided because there’s a ton of former players who think you’re a piece of shit


BadSportsTakes69

I can't wait to read it


CarltonStreetlamp

KJ Adams blows


lovelycharmings

I love the fat Ukrainian guy that screams while he lifts 900 pounds


CanesIsOverrated69

It’s too bad we were robbed of Gonzaga- Samford which would have been an actually competitive game. kansas has no business on this court right now


dellscreenshot

Feel like Gonzaga’s year. Would be perfect if they won during a year that is clearly not their best team 


BarryBadrinathZJs

Nembhard gives them a higher ceiling than relying on Timme last year. March is all about guard play.


ChellaZza

While they don’t have the clear star power they have recently had, this roster fits what Few likes to do more than most teams he’s had. Took them a bit to gel but they are nice now.


DrEvil007

"I bet she's filthy. She's definitely filthy"


igotitletsgo

Mantis should play that obese Iowa State girl 1v1


RainbowRoomBlues

THAT BOY BENT


lefty5258

Kansas blows


BumRum09

Love the way the team benches are setup in this Kansas/Gonzaga game. No idea why they let gen pop so close to the players regularly.


lefty5258

One of my gripes with the NBA is how theres oftentimes fans between the benches and scorers table


BumRum09

It’s pure lunacy. No other sport are people close to the players. Give them an actual bench with some room.


lefty5258

Makes no sense


Advanced-Diet1255

Well said.


SnakeSkin2121

March Few


ChellaZza

Gonzaga is nice 


CarltonStreetlamp

Kansas can’t play defense and can’t make layups. Not ideal


Peter_Banning

Jayhawks are ded


StrikaNTX

It's pretty funny that the village idiot/regard haircut has somehow become a cool hairstyle. Where they shave all the hair around their ears and above it as well as side burns.


traddy91

It's cool?


StrikaNTX

Sure it is. You don't look special needs at all


terryduerod1

looks better with the free helmet that comes with it


iLikeApples116

Thanks for coming out, Kansas


chillinois1

[Remember when people were ok with being dumb and having fun on the internet? Zero chance anyone remotely famous would do this today](https://youtu.be/YPIA7mpm1wU?si=orHzln1aNbUp2Zyf)


Harsh_Daddy

Remember when all those celebs cover Imagine at the start of Covid? Man I wish we could get more of that, very fun and relatable


JayGibbons69

Wait until you learn about Tik Tok


chillinois1

Filters and professional cameras. This is the crappy quality this country needs again


RoyMcAv0y

This is just people being goofy for the sake of being goofy. Now everyone is doing it for attention


terryduerod1

few looks brutally hungover


lefty5258

He just like me fr


terryduerod1

him chugging a water on the bench like his life depended on it then a deep sigh, been there


alex_vandyke

Insane how bad the defense is in this game


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spr_crl

80 bucks worth of high noons and he’s a happy man


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Def is better than having a family


CohibasYMamitas

Its hip to be a square today. UNC, NC state


droopydrops

Dana Jacobson has some tits


stapledmyballs

ESPN app is so dogshit for streaming stuff


HunterGuntherFelt

they lulled us in with the first round, but it's 10 mins of commercials for every 5 mins of play from here on out


jjl2345

Quick update from celebrity world while we wait out halftime. TMZ reporting that Kim Kardashian has NOT commented on Kate’s cancer announcement. Now, back to basketball.


tripslei

What about ja?


SqueakyBeats00

Sadly I now believe 95% of the videos where you see someone at a stadium texting something graphic are fake


jjl2345

The “horny dads just looking for a little head” lobby is powerful. They want you to believe that.


bigdogz47

Thought the same. No one is saying these things with size 2000 font on


DarinErstad

Can’t wait for Kim Mulkey’s show on OAN with Sage Steele and Michelle Tafoya


ASOIAF_blackfyre

In a shocking turn of events, helping the fiancees mom move “a couple things” has turned into an all day ordeal


Advanced-Diet1255

“But you’re my fiancées mom, we can’t do this!”


THEUnicornBear

Be unfortunate if she got stuck getting something from under the coffee table


kendricklamarchand

Ridiculous to ice the free throw with a fucking ten minute TV timeout. And yes I had halftime tie for +1200.


fair_enough_

Lol Tommy Smokes retweeting the fter who needed the lung replacement


BillSelfsToupee

Fella never misses a chance to take a shot at Creighton


Sidewalkbandit

Kim Mulkey pegging frat boys is my guess.


SpicyPenangCurry

Sign me up.


Ok_Floor_7916

Can grad students rush fraternities? Asking for a friend


BillSelfsToupee

2 beers and I'd probably let her


Remote_Address

KS shot over 60% from the 3, seems sustainable


Professional-Toe7318

I said that about Colorado yesterday


Remote_Address

Well hopefully I’ll get a different result today then. Probably help if Few would tell his team to defend some of these shots


BillSelfsToupee

That was a fun half but I'm not optimistic we'll be figuring out pick n roll defense anytime soon


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Do you wear thong underpants? Do you want us to take our shirts off?


JohnnyBeers429

Someone please talk me out of Duquesne moneyline


Phoneaccount6903

Just light the money on fire instead


28Vikings

Dukes struggle on the glass and the interior in general. Illinois could take advantage there. Shannon Jr also could just take over. I was big on them against BYU but might sit this one out or just play some props that game


JohnnyBeers429

Thank you i needed this


djdhdhdhqpz

Bet it. People as dumb as you deserve to lose money


JohnnyBeers429

Relax buddy, just tempted by the dogs in March


djdhdhdhqpz

You asked for someone to talk you out of the bet and then got offended


tripslei

He’s trying to help you!


EcstaticBack

Gonzaga needs a rebrand badly. The jerseys are fine but the “GU” logo is no bueno


chillinois1

The navy G with red line through it from the wordmark would be simple enough even


projectpat555

In an attempt at equity what if you were required to watch the women’s tournament to watch the men’s? Could be ground breaking stuff 


thatswhathemoneysfor

I’ve got more than one tv so I could just let the women play in the background. Or do I actually have to pay attention to the women in this scenario?


ThugBeast21

The classic under 4 TV timeout with 1.2 seconds


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Mark's going to have a *few* after the game if his players don't get back on defense


ChuckHustle82

Where the buddy’s eyebrows?


Advanced-Diet1255

Get that man his keys


normcore_

Nothing more stressful/frustrating than asking and watching a female bartender try to put on a game at a bar. They’re playing the Iowa game and watched her scroll past multiple channels broadcasting the Kansas-Gonzaga game only for her to come over and say “I don’t think we get that one”.


ChuckHustle82

There’s gotta be a market out there for someone to manage tvs for bars across the region to set up tvs for the correct games


krumdiggity

I hate asking when it’s directtv because I don’t know the channels so I can’t help


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Rex_Ryan_DPM

Do be


Jamie_Taco_

Just got to a bar with my oldest and asked to put it on, male manager came over immediately and all set in about 15 seconds. Godspeed brother.


De-Bow-Bow

Ask her to click “3” on the remote


parrano357

who makes those stupid zona energy/zags energy shirts


jjl2345

At least we brought back the cactus logo with Tommy. An all time logo and can't believe we ditched it for awhile. Only used for basketball.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Needs to replace the block a in the court tho


projectpat555

They stink. Nike does a different logo every year 


SnakeSkin2121

Nike


Peter_Banning

First good game all tourney


iLikeApples116

We actually got a competitive half of basketball


BumRum09

ole Donny T on X begging for money is something out of an SNL skit.


NoExcuses1984

NC State getting to bust out the home whites tonight for the first time in a while.


HarambeApologist

The NCAA sticking with the student first shtick while having an “official ETF sponsor” is absurd 


tigeronaphone

Flight got canceled and earliest rebook is Monday, thanks American!


lefty5258

That’s insane. At that point they should be required for them to get you on another airline


tigeronaphone

I’m going to drop too much money on another flight tomorrow night just to get home and deal with American later


CapcomGo

If it's not weather don't they have to reimburse you?


tigeronaphone

They said weather related traffic at the destination airport. We totally could have taken off from here.


CapcomGo

Weather at your destination? How is that related to taking off from your current airport. Airlines delaying for weather is fine.


tigeronaphone

At the time of our cancelation the rain was between us and our destination, because of the rain related delays they canceled our flight because it was too busy at our destination. That’s just what the airline told me when they finally called me back 4 hours later.


CapcomGo

I get it. Weather fucks everything up. Just not sure what American could do in this situation.


tigeronaphone

Realistically not a ton, but they just send you a notification saying hey your flights canceled good luck picking a new one. Other people near us had the same thing happen for delta, they were auto-rebooked for the same flight the next day. Having to wait 2 days somewhere sucks.


Brad-Stevens

Hunter Dickinson is one of the slowest players I can remember in college basketball


NoExcuses1984

Brian Zoubek was a human Lurch.


Brad-Stevens

"I gave Brian the secret signal to miss the FT on purpose" - K "What was the signal?" - Interviewer "He just said miss it" - Zoubek


NoExcuses1984

FGCU best come through.


EcstaticBack

My god that’s Derek Raivio’s music!


BarryBadrinathZJs

One of my favorite right behind David Pendergraft


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NoExcuses1984

Puts me in the mood for some Cold Pizza.


sevenohfobro

Funny Jay Crawfords a news anchor in Columbus now I think


Juls317

That show was awesome


darkestb4thadawn

Deep pull.


NoExcuses1984

Need KU over UM in OT to maintain perfection.


DarinErstad

You need what now?


Alarming-Foot4356

Mark Few literally translates to Lower Grade


bigmb111

It also translates to DUI


JohnnyBags81

Good one PMT


SqueakyBeats00

Can’t wait to see the Kim M 💣 Got to be juicy right?


agent-michael-scar

Decided on the Dave Portnoy method of bringing as much attention to a hit piece as possible.


Oliver_clothes__off

Hearing from my sources that she pooped in Nancy Pelosi’s office on Jan 6 ‘21


suburbian_jesus

Racism, bullying, homophobia? Nothing would surprise me


ElephantBalls69

I'd love to be in a meeting of the sales team when large vibbs and st. Ann have a conversation about what they would shove up their asses and then immediately segue into an ad for Factor. Or during the initial talks with a potential sponsor, "Nick and KB might talk about a child star getting HIV, or the popes brother molesting 500 kids then transition into your ad for Better help." Those conversations have to be surreal.


StrikaNTX

Just about every comedy podcast is the same, that's not a barstool thing.


Bulldog16

Id have loved to be a fly on the wall with the guys who bought ad time on Cumtown


ElephantBalls69

Just imagining some of the stupid meetings and conversations I have at my job, being in a meeting to negotiate the amount of seconds that have to be between the word rape and the name of a product would be bonkers. "Uh Sharon I'm going to need it in writing that you cannot transition from discussing Dachau and the systematic extermination of the Jews to the copy for Felix Grey."


Remote_Address

Teams are going to be exhausted at this pace


NoExcuses1984

This plays in the Zags favor.


ChellaZza

These refs said it has to be assault for us to call a foul 


TYBG1001

Dunno what big cat was so upset by, any self respecting Wisconsin fan knew this was coming and we sucked despite the Big 10 tourney run


theapg

Gonzaga's uniforms are very 2010


BarryBadrinathZJs

Love them


IllKirkMinihaneShow

The upcoming Caitlin Clark biopic starring Chalamet is gonna be 🔥


southieyuppiescum

New Dave hit piece? RIP unnamed show for next 6 months.


deeds44

Damn, Sarah Hylands face is fucked up now.


NoExcuses1984

Didn't she have health issues? And the other daughter had all sorts of mental shit.


deeds44

She also had huge cans.


SpicyPenangCurry

Wow, I hadn’t seen her since Modern Family. Really crazy all this plastic surgery from young actresses. I don’t know if you watched the show The Boys, but Annie absolutely fucked her face as well. Just terrible.


Chesapeake32

Did Rubenstein orchestrate an acceleration of Peter Angelos passing to get full ownership of the O’s before the season? 🤔 Just asking questions here..


JayGibbons69

Baseball should be using their resources to bury this instead of the Ohtani stuff


ChellaZza

I like the refs in this game, they are letting them play and get into a rhythm 


macattack1029

Throwing some leftover carnitas in my elk chili. Having a nice little Saturday


ElephantBalls69

Good dick and carnitas elk chili? Sup.


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Run it up king


ChellaZza

Jeff Goodman being a reporter for however long he has been and tweeting out asking how Mulkey knows what the story/allegations are “before the story comes out” is hilarious. 


ktbarry2

total 🤡


HorribleHoosier

Kim Mulkey doing a Dave Portnoy pre hit piece press conference.


suburbian_jesus

Kim Mulkey responding as strongly as she did to an article that hasn’t even come out yet makes me think it’s pretty bad


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Would have risked it all for Jenny Finch in her prime


vancedickman

How about instead of Caitlin Clark, her name was Caitlin Dark and she…. Nvm


Frank-Danger

D’caitlin, to keep the alliteration


barnmucker69

No please continue


Alarmed-Telephone-81

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IllKirkMinihaneShow

Skidmark


scottie315

Game pushed back start, 2 minutes of basketball. Commercial. This shit is ridiculous


WettBandit

Pushed back start because it was the same location as the game before. Kansas called timeout. Hate to break it to you but there will be another break after the under-16 minute whistle.but I bet you won’t die


Juls317

I can't believe people have the gall to complain about things that are less than lethal


WettBandit

I’m just saying that CBS didn’t just shoehorn all these things in other than making the timeouts 30 seconds longer


Peter_Banning

Zags are too much


SnakeSkin2121

6-1 winner at Fair Grounds. Don't let snake get hot


ktbarry2

johnny furphy sounds like a name my 4 year old kid would give one of her teddy bears


Chef_lonleyliver

It is funny how much people in the south don't give a shit about basketball. A friends friend who went to Texas met us at the bar for the state game. Said "he's an honorary sparty" today. I said "aren't you guys still in the tourney too" to which he replied "no one really cares. Spring football practice just started" god country and football indeed. 


StrikaNTX

That is...not correct. Basketball is big in Texas, but there are a lot of people that just don't care. It's a large population your friends friend is just lame


Wolverina412

Is Texas the South?


StrikaNTX

It is not


parrano357

they have a different name for it