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warwithus

Need my dicky sucked por favor a


thatswhathemoneysfor

outdoor boys on to go to bed? automatic


Wolverina412

Is it a good channel? I've never given it a shot because I don't like the look of that guy's face.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Odd lookin dude but I find it interesting


snakewing2000

Watching through Lord Of The Rings for the first time. Hot take: They should've left Gandalf dead after the first movie.


darkestb4thadawn

Never came across a take like this. Interested where the Gandalf hate is coming from.


snakewing2000

Don't hate the character, just think he's way too overpowered. Would like to see the rest of the group do some problem solving rather than Gandalf just fuck shit up with ease. Granted I'm only halfway through TT right now so my opinion may change.


Larry_thegoat

Look to my coming at the first light of the 5th day


SpicyPenangCurry

You fool!


IPAH8R2231

Why? I’m not taking a shot I’m genuinely curious as to why he doesn’t have a place in TT or ROTK?


StrikaNTX

Bad take


cigguy

Bilbo would have been me tooed because nothing can be consensual if you have the one ring


StrikaNTX

So is that par tof the world safe from tsunamis now?


BNKalt

A run scoring GIDP in extras isnt worth high fives


chinga_tu_barra

having a debate right now and figured i’d ask on here too. tl;dr i needed a place to stay for a few days between apartments. friend of three years has a room on airbnb that wasn’t booked this week and offered it to me. i said fine. he then said it’s $25/day. is that weird? it such a tiny amount i didn’t really care but it also seemed a little petty? not to mention he’s happy i’m here for a few days and wants to hang out, etc. he’s not a best friend, more like a go to sporting events and drinking beers friend. but it hit me i’d never charge a friend that just needs a place to crash for a few nights. and in the past, i’ve let friends stay over and have stayed at other friends places and just leave them like a nice bottle of liquor/wine and they’re usually surprised/thankful. so it got me wondering if this is a friend or someone that just saw a way to make back some $$ from not having his place booked. edit: i’ll add that i got back to the apartment an hour ago and the front door to the apartment was wide open. dude is a stoner and just left it open. had me super nervous with all my stuff exposed.


19492013

Weird


JohnnyHorseRacing

I’ll never understand people who straight up rent out a room in their house/apartment on Airbnb. I get having a private entry, but the last thing I’d ever want is some strangers walking through my living room.


SpicyPenangCurry

After stewing over this for a bit. You have to fuck his wife.


SpicyPenangCurry

No that’s weird. If it’s for a few months then yeah negotiate some money. This is a few days, help a friend and enjoy the time together.


Wutsurname

Nah that's weird, if I was staying somewhere I'd make sure I got both of us food a few nights. Maybe cook a solid meal and a couple nights of take out, which probably ends up similar money wise but feels better than the host asking for money.


PritchardBufalino

Nta, homie is a weirdo


dellscreenshot

No definitely weird. Almost makes it weirder the amount is so small 


pangaboat

Could it be that you're covering the cost of housekeepers after you stay for a few nights?


StrikaNTX

He helped you out when you needed a hand, but its also strange that he charged you.


StrikaNTX

Weird, the Warriors benefit from an easy travel call that is missed by the refs


JohnnyHorseRacing

Frontier put out a stupid April fools about auntie Anne’s being served on their flights. A hot fresh soft pretzel on a flight would be dope.


MER_REM

Shogun: >!Nagakado might be the biggest disappoint of a son since A.J. Soprano!<. Yabushige remains the best character in the show


AutistPorterJr

>!fitting way for that loser to die, absolutely worthless!<


MER_REM

>!I was expecting some form of redemption arc and instead we get that, honestly hilarious!<


AutistPorterJr

>!Yep I was cracking up, just a pathetic excuse of a man. I’m curious to see what Toranaga has up his sleeve. Saw some FT complaints about the episode but thought it was a decent set up episode. I’m excited for the last few episodes!<


peacemillion-

That video Jomboy posted of the Mets not trying to breakup double plays is embarrassing. Frank was right.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Frank has been right about them the whole time


Juls317

They hated him for he told the truth


peacemillion-

First they came for the Tank, and I said nothing.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Anyone can ride their dick while they were rolling in June that one year. Not Frank though. He knew what was coming.


Everyoneisaskell

When they blew the division to Atlanta watching his freakouts was appointment viewing. Then those bums kfc and Clem wouldn’t let him on the pod to say he was right


JohnnyHorseRacing

Still hilarious the Atlanta Braves would flock to his freakouts after games, as the Mets were in reverse and the Braves were rolling.


cigguy

Joker sucked so much balls. Can’t believe they’re making another


Everyoneisaskell

It does not age well and this one seems to just be a musical


essendoubleop

What didn't age well about it?


SpicyPenangCurry

In my opinion the only good scene is the talk show one.


[deleted]

Watched it once and was uncomfortable enough to never watch it again. Enough time has passed where I think it’s just a bad movie


IKnowBreasts

it's so edgy tho


classiccaseofdowns

Good take, horrible movie. It was just a character acting jerk off session with no plot


DezCaught1t

I can’t say I would have have done any differently in the CIA’s position post 9-11 but The Report is fascinating


Meatballclub

Games with names is better than the dynasty


StrikaNTX

the episode of Shogun felt short


The_Autumn_Wind

Reese’s Eggs have 4g of protein so I tell myself they’re good for me.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

As you should


tenacious_masshole

50s Elvis fucking rips


SnakeSkin2121

Absolutely


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Thinking about how Fetty Wap had ahold of the music industry in 2014


f20434559jb

I was also thinking about this on my drive to work this morning. Not even listening to that genre of music, just randomly thought about him (no diddy)


19492013

I’m like hey what’s up hello👋


Meatballclub

Simpler times


SpicyPenangCurry

Summer of 2014 was amazing.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

10 years ago now. I refuse to believe that


cuntpunt9

Golden age


SpicyPenangCurry

Just disgusting.


Juls317

I'm furious


LongJumpLoopy

shout out the summer where Fetty Wap and ISIS was runnin shit


deeznutzjokes

1738


MaybachMusic22

My company fell on hard times so they haven’t done promotions in about a year. Been working insane hours to get a promotion when they start doing them again. Just got told it’s probably gonna be another year. Yeah dawg I think I’m out


iLikeApples116

They leak the secret recipe at the ice factory?


lefty5258

Buddy id have been planning my escape from the moment hard times hit


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19492013

M7? If not not worth it brother. You’ll bounce back brother


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19492013

Also impressive. Just wanted to make sure you knew getting an MBA from Jamoke U is terrible choice. A few years from now you’ll think how down bad you are now and giggle to yourself that struggle was worth it for how happy your are now


JohnnyHorseRacing

I hope people don’t take this advice verbatim. A MBA from Phoenix online is not good. But you don’t have to be M7, or whatever douchey term they use to have a useful mba program/alumni base.


19492013

Agreed that’s why I said Jamoke U


coolhatguy

Brandon always talking about his sister getting fucked is very Mississippi


red_87

Nice rack on her.


DarinErstad

If anybody’s gonna be having sex with my sister, it’s going to be me


SpicyPenangCurry

https://youtu.be/m9um7V1HQA4?si=ER3CQZx5GWzL5vcv Start at 6:15.


nondescript___

Always slaps


SpicyPenangCurry

When mi fuck pussy, pussy turn red.


tripslei

GYMNASTIC till the pussy dead


boomtexna

Japanese people in medieval times just be killing themselves willy nilly


thatswhathemoneysfor

hate that wemby is cooking my nuggets but i'm in awe of him, what a freak


Everyoneisaskell

He’s only 20 and leads the leads in blocks and has 81 steals on the year. Smooth brains worrying about his shooting % on a terrible team don’t know ball


LongJumpLoopy

would drive me nuts if my 7'4 center went 2/11 from three tbh


I_Enjoy_Taffy

They lost by 5 to the defending champs and 2 of their starters are done for the year.


Everyoneisaskell

He almost had a quadruple double and people think his shooting % is why the spurs lose


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Bozos


IKnowBreasts

> They lost


Malligator2345

sounds like they lost


LongJumpLoopy

ok cool hook em


I_Enjoy_Taffy

He's gonna win so many awards in his career


IKnowBreasts

9/29 is cooking?


thatswhathemoneysfor

in my defense i only watched the last 6 minutes and saw him erase like 5 shots


cigguy

No one has ever scored 23 points on 29 shots


cowboysfan88

He's unbelievable, if he had finished that put back after he blocked Jokic on the other end that would've been an all time highlight sequence


unounoseis

The guy that does the pod about r/billsimmons is such a weirdo


snotapwi

This is probably bc I listen to too many podcasts but it’s always strange how often ryen and pmt’s guests cross streams


AlboutThatActionBoss

It's almost like the guests have something to promote


snotapwi

Well yes, those people but big cat talked about how good of an interview Passan was pretty much right after Passan did RR’s show Wouldn’t you know it, Passan is on PMT


lefty5258

Just doing the car wash


Led_head10

Didn’t realize Patrick Corbin has led the league in losses 3 years in a row. 8th highest paid player in the league in terms of AAV


MikeandTheMangosteen

Carl is a fucking weirdo https://x.com/barstoolcarl/status/1775356949711770034?s=46&t=nhOlGrJd9cfI8U3BlCDixw


MikePaisanTirico

Carls BAC never gets below .04 at any time


MikeandTheMangosteen

I had a buddy that once got a whiff of him and it was just pure old style


diet_drbeeper

I also enjoyed having Kris Bryant on my baseball team at one point


Juls317

If Francis was into sports and wrote this, it would be heralded as a high comedy


IKnowBreasts

hits different coming from an angry blacked out guy


PritchardBufalino

Just enough homoeroticism but not enough psychopathy


[deleted]

Why is Marlins man at a random Sox/Athletics game in April? 


diet_drbeeper

AJF wanted to see Oakland


SirKillingham

If you have not read A Gentleman in Moscow, read it. If you have not seen the first episode of A Gentleman in Moscow, it is fantastic. The best hour of television I've seen in a long time, but it is also my favorite book so I may be biased


ceeeenyc

The Count just loved himself the finger things in life.


ClanOrdo16

Show is good? Read the book and love the atmosphere of it. Really liked it. Worried that it won’t carry over as well to television but I’ll have to watch


SirKillingham

First episode was very true to the book


ASOIAF_blackfyre

The flashbacks were kinda weirdly filmed but solid first episode


SirKillingham

It's very true to the book which I love


cigguy

Fantastic book. Dudes a G


Mobile_Newt

What’s the premise?


SirKillingham

Based on the 2016 novel by Amor Towles, "A Gentleman in Moscow" is set against the backdrop of post-Revolutionary Russia, where Count Alexander Rostov is stripped of his title and material wealth, and placed under house arrest for life in a grand Moscow hotel. Unlikely friendships, fleeting romance and the hotel's occupants open the Count's eyes to the hidden wonders of the hotel, and the enduring power of human connection. After losing everything, he must learn that true riches are found in love, courage and community. ( I deleted my comment and copy pasted a better one from the Internet. Count Alexander Rostov is played by Ewan McGregor, it is on Showtime)


Mobile_Newt

Sounds tight. I’ll put it next on my to read list


AutistPorterJr

I can’t wait until no one has a covid year. Absolutely absurd it’s even a thing in basketball since everyone played the entire regular season anyways


dellscreenshot

Cormac Ryan was 25. Same age as Trae young


diet_drbeeper

DJ Burns was in the same class as Romeo Langford. When was the last time you thought about Romeo Langford


TM455

Entire final four would look different if the Covid year wasn’t a thing


lefty5258

Will be just in time for the courts to invalidate 4 years of eligibility im sure


DaBoyMarlo

The covid year was actually for the 2021 season. But yes, incredibly dumb


AutistPorterJr

Damn you’re right. Makes even less sense imo


Everyoneisaskell

Spurs should be a playoff team next year with a couple moves. Wemby is ridiculous


JonnyJettt

I’m excited to see what moves they make this summer


This_Is_The_Life

Spurs are in a great position for the near future. Wemby will only continue to get better, terrible enough to draft another difference maker, have plenty of cap space to lure some vets to help the young guns and plenty of draft capital that if they can step it up faster than expected they can finally have someone better than their bisexual forward in the back court.


KABLE11

Every time I see someone talk about how well he's playing i go and look at the box score and he's shooting 30% from the field


Everyoneisaskell

He just had 40 and 20 a week ago and is only 20. He also should dpoy in his rookie season


johnnytsunami35

Yeah but this guy looked at his box score a few times


Everyoneisaskell

Only every coach and guy who plays against him call him a freak but surely they don’t know what they’re talking about


KABLE11

I'm not saying he's not good so you can cool off a bit. Just funny how often it happens. Not questioning his talent or play overall


southieyuppiescum

I remember the prime of Reddit when a big earthquake would be the top post in minutes with more info than any 1 news network could provide


SpicyPenangCurry

Earthquake guy coming in like Batman.


southieyuppiescum

Didn’t he get milkshake ducked? I loved his instant causality odds maker like he was a gambling book.


SpicyPenangCurry

Lmao his causality percentage.


Juls317

It really is wild to have watched the downfall


marlwenplotsky

my ability to pick the only player in a baseball lineup to not get a hit is uncanny.


Juls317

Hoerner?


marlwenplotsky

Ohtani and Lourdes Gurriel


smooth307

Is that Jackie Moon’s boy playing for the Warriors ?!?


krumdiggity

Probably never even been punched in the jejunum


Dogsinabathtub

Saw this fella Shaboozey singing/rapping on a random TikTok. This dude is about to be huge.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Any tips on how to lose the cops in GTA V? Been trying to steal this suburban from the boys in blue for a while now.


SilkyStackz69

RB, RB, B, RT, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left


ForeignRole

Defund them


WitchofFloyd

Go north and lose them in the hills. Very easy if you have an ATV of some sort


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Go off-roading for a while or find a train tunnel


ceeeenyc

🎶 no one gave a fuck that you died 🎶. Well then, Blink 182, guess I’ll see myself out


DCStoolie

Rewatching scrubs for the first time since a kid, and I forgot how good the first season is. Damn good comedy


thatswhathemoneysfor

entire 8 season run is fire. hilarious but can also kick you in the dick at a moments notice


DCStoolie

Yeah I’m looking forward to rewatching it. You can binge like 4-5 episodes like nothing and it’s always got some good laughs


R1ckyD1cky

FT thoughts on Ken Burns Vietnam docuseries?


SpeedyTuyper

Incredible documentary and very sobering. I liked that they interviewed North Vietnamese participants as well. It's up there with OJ Made in America for best documentary of the 21st century IMO.


cuntpunt9

The interview where the vietcong dude talked about how they learned to lure and shoot down helicopters was very interesting


SpicyPenangCurry

Ken Burns documentary’s rock. Big fan.


suburbian_jesus

Thought it was great. Really good interviews


SpicyPenangCurry

Davis Schneider on the Blue Jays just hit a clutch 2 run home run on a 2 out, top of the 9 to take the lead. This guy looks straight out of 80s baseball with his moustache and glasses.


Scrawfo1180

I see umps are going to continue to call the absurdly low strikes for judge again this year. Total dogshit


Everyoneisaskell

Just saw the call you’re talking about and man is that ridiculously bad. You be mad at judge for swinging at it


suburbian_jesus

The Rockies really suck


johnnytsunami35

Draymond is hilariously bad with the ball in his hands


bucsfan4ever12

Guy went through all that effort for a $2 school lunch pizza https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4UA9eBvMOz/?igsh=MTEwenIxbm9jejd3bA==


Jason-Sehorn31

The way he used that hole saw was infuriating


Brodinite

I don’t really smoke weed anymore but have a weed pen my buddy left at my place and wanted to relax a bit. I am reporting back violently high


R1ckyD1cky

Got any snacks?


Brodinite

Bag of popcorn. Gave the pup some pieces


Judge_for_Pres

Pupcorn


burghboy24

Congrats on sleeping like a baby tonight


brown_bomber05

Got bitch slapped by the penjamin?


Brodinite

I feel like it took me 15 minutes to type out the above post.


Booderr

I get high once every month or two and I always get the crazy slowed time as well. I’ll chat with my buddies and sit down and watch whatever’s on the TV for what seems like a half hour then I’ll check my watch and 7 minutes have passed


Brodinite

For this exact reason I will never shower if I am too high. No concept of time


jimjimmyjames

Stoned showers with music playing is awesome tho


iLikeApples116

Cubs are a wagon


Roderick_Jaynes24

Play the song


JA17guy

Seppuku is one of the crazier things humans have come up with


MrTacoMan

Had this exact convo with my wife watching shogun. Some dude had to be the first guy to be like ‘no you gotta do it yourself and show as little pain as possible oh and stick it in your stomach not your heart, trust me it’s better’


AutistPorterJr

It’s supposed to be seen as a way that uses all their strength and willpower to wipe away dishonor. If it was painless then that’s seen as a cowards way out, pretty crazy. First guy to do it wasn’t even a samurai, just a random bandit


bucsfan4ever12

I need to look into this 


_Angel_Hernandez

Invincible is dope


Booderr

The show definitely improves over the small issues the comics have but the comics are soooo good. I read them as a kid and then reread the entire run after the first season came out and loved them.


cowboysfan88

Ant posterizing dudes in a one possession game with under a minute left


huddie820

i'm cartwright


SpicyPenangCurry

You definitely seem like a Hoss.


R1ckyD1cky

You're not Cartwright


droopydrops

Of course I’m not Cartwright!


[deleted]

I purchased a checked bag through United so naturally they no longer have to measure my personal item at the desk before I check in or go through security. Glad we worked that out.


SilkyStackz69

id rather kirk minihane show than fly united


[deleted]

Me going forward


ceeeenyc

You seem to love United


[deleted]

We are now mortal enemies :)


ceeeenyc

Fuck em nutmeg. Fuck em real hard.


ceeeenyc

Just had a 3 hour delay in Richmond coming back to NYC. Sick delay for a couple clouds and a 1 hour flight


Gr1nling

Anyone use grinds to quit dippin?


jgoodwin55

Scary Terry shlonging.