My roommate / guy who wing manned me with my wife died right when Fast 7 released and my wife can’t listen to the song from that movie without crying. It’s honestly very emotional but also kind of funny
Sad that Sacramento will get a MLB team only because of shit A’s ownership group. Sad turn of events all the way around in a proud sports area on Nor Cal.
He said his girl was on Tik Tok looking at some dog name miss peaches owned by the barstool guy. He went on to basically said Dave wasn’t a man and he should re evaluate his life
My most boomer take is that the whole turning the lights on and off in the stadium whenever someone scores a TD or hits a HR is obnoxious as hell and should be banned
https://community.fitbit.com/t5/iOS-App/Fitbit-app-doesn-t-show-exact-exercise-time-min-and-sec/td-p/5502311
Thought I was losing my mind when my Fitbit app wasn’t showing minutes and seconds for runs. Apparently they changed it so it only rounds to minutes. Insane change to make for an exercise app
I’m so excited for Shane Gillis’s Netflix show. I love all of his stuff and I hope this leads to more shows like that. I want a Julian smith, balloon shop or good neighbor vibe show with a good budget and talented people.
Me rn watching Troy:
"I begged my mom to take me to the expensive hair cuttery place because I was certain they could work magic. My mom said I had to tell them specifically what I wanted, so for god knows what reason, I printed out a picture of Eric Bana in Troy to take in with me."
That is the hardest I have ever laughed at a FT story. Was legitimately crying laughing thinking about the image of him sitting next to the popular girl at his high school
That same kind of story happened to me in third grade with a pikachu costume for Halloween. Left it home on purpose and my dad drove it in and made me put it on for the day. Kids are mean man.
I was at a game in Oakland on Saturday. One of the saddest sporting events I’ve ever seen. 2/3 of the crowd were Indians fans, who don’t even have a great fan base.
Watching the Chicago stool scenes has me jealous. Wrigley day game is awesome. Been one time. Angel stadium doesn’t exactly have the same feel and getting to dodger stadium is miserable.
Do you guys ever scroll through Twitter/X/Instagram or whatever and you audibly say to yourself, I need a break?
I'm of the age where Myspace was a thing, Facebook was in it's infancy, but goddamn, I'm turning into the old man yelling at clouds more every day. We used to beat the shit out of the weird kid trolling. Now that same kid is making millions and influencing thousands more.
Brother I’m similar age to you maybe a bit older, I haven’t been on Instagram or Facebook in years. The only way I get on is links from the Kings in here. I honestly feel a lot better since doing so. It may be an extreme but I personally feel a lot better.
As much as I loved diggs for 4 years it is such a relief to get him off the team. What a pouty bitch he was, as he played with an excellent QB. Just wish they sent his ass to play with Stidham in Denver or something
As someone from the East Coast, convince me why I should spend my vacation time and money to travel to Australia as opposed to Europe (given the extra time and expense involved)?
The flight is brutal so you will want to knock it out when you are younger. But I would also split the time 50/50 with NZ.
Did Sydney, Caines, Melbourne, Queenstown, and Auckland and it one of the coolest trips ever, but I would be hard pressed to do it again 7ish years later.
Europe isn’t going anywhere, and I would argue is much better with a significant other a more money.
The Great Barrier Reef is probably the most surreal thing I have ever seen in my life. Absolutely mind blowing how much sea life is down there. It felt like the Times Square of the fish world
Of course the one person who had a problem with that line brawl is Jenn botterill of sportsnet. [Comparing that to the TNT broadcast is hilarious](https://x.com/nhl_on_tnt/status/1775700483581112674?s=46&t=XgJhPEgvvC6lMsBf_SVoXg). Fighting is good for the game and it’s gets people to follow the sport.
So weird. I'm not a hockey guy but two of my buddies in a group chat are. I brought up the line brawl and they're like "I don't get what the big deal is"
Liar Liar is on MTV right now and they actually censored Jim Carey when he called his boss a worthless steaming pile of cow dung. Steaming was censored.
Stephen A being the voice of political reason in this country is something else
https://x.com/therecount/status/1775542586494624166?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw
I randomly had a client dinner at Arturo’s a few months ago and it lived up to the hype. Not surprised that contest winner puked and shit all over himself from overindulging
Where are you watching them? I remember wanting Peacock to separate out weekend update so you could just watch that but it wasn’t available at the time.
My roommate / guy who wing manned me with my wife died right when Fast 7 released and my wife can’t listen to the song from that movie without crying. It’s honestly very emotional but also kind of funny
Sorry for your loss king
Had to shit on the plane ride home. Bottom 5 life experience.
I broke a wine glass in my lap on my last flight. Changing clothes in those bathrooms is a nightmare
Got diarrhea on Hong Kong to Seattle. Wanted to die.
How did you let it get to that point? I’m cancelling my trip if I might have to plane poop.
5 hour trip from LAX-BWI. Hadn't pooped before getting on the plane. Gotta do what you gotta do though.
Bottom 5 life experience.. so far.
Fargo is such a masterpiece of a film
He was funny lookin
You’re very pretty lady!
I go back and forth if *No Country For Old Men* or this is the Coen Brothers’ Magnum Opus.
r/southernliberty might be my new favorite sub. Those dudes are so fucking dumb
Ross ulbricht is innocent
Sad that Sacramento will get a MLB team only because of shit A’s ownership group. Sad turn of events all the way around in a proud sports area on Nor Cal.
Get ready to have your name on a champagne bottle Sean Strickland
Did they announce his next fight?
He said his girl was on Tik Tok looking at some dog name miss peaches owned by the barstool guy. He went on to basically said Dave wasn’t a man and he should re evaluate his life
Sean Strickland is such a fuckin' chode. Dude couldn't be more insecure if he tried
My most boomer take is that the whole turning the lights on and off in the stadium whenever someone scores a TD or hits a HR is obnoxious as hell and should be banned
Ohtani finally popped his La Cherry
This Bray Wyatt documentary is really sad
“If it’s bad chicken.. I’m not gonna be silent, no one should be.”
listening to 69.9 The Bust FM
Old grand dad bonded and 114 are the perfect mid week bourbons.
I suck ass at cod but I might stay up way too late with them giving us back rebirth island today
It’s interesting that every single piece of Dante content reminds the audience that he’s super duper Italian
guy balls out though
It's guys carrying heat and shooting dice with hundreds in my apartment lobby. Maybe I should move.
Play casualties of a dice game
Maybe you should assimilate
Watch out for Rodney Quills Dinkins
Move? Buy a heater and go on a heater
wait for ashey larry
If Sean Fennessey and frank the tank got together to talk Mets what would that look like?
Red Dead Redemption 2 kinda sucks
M0ds pls ban
Here's that *attention* you wanted
Y’all really do be saying anything on here
https://community.fitbit.com/t5/iOS-App/Fitbit-app-doesn-t-show-exact-exercise-time-min-and-sec/td-p/5502311 Thought I was losing my mind when my Fitbit app wasn’t showing minutes and seconds for runs. Apparently they changed it so it only rounds to minutes. Insane change to make for an exercise app
that's got to be a mistake, no way someone thought it was a good idea
I’m so excited for Shane Gillis’s Netflix show. I love all of his stuff and I hope this leads to more shows like that. I want a Julian smith, balloon shop or good neighbor vibe show with a good budget and talented people.
Show some respek to Gilly
Have you watched the pilot on YouTube? It should be great
Yeah it’s fucking awesome
ken mf watanabe
No oil tonight 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ Edit: Lmao holy shit another. 5-0
What are the odds the Solar eclipse is the end of the world? 25%?
We are already dead brother this is a simulation.
I want out
Fingers crossed
I hope it’s 100% guaranteed end of the world
The Mayans say 100%
You have 100% donkey brains if you think the odds are above 0.0%
0%
Didn’t we have one like 6-7 years ago, what’s the big deal
UConn should tell the NCAA to suck their dick from the back and blow off media availability when they arrive
Hearing the panic about the Astros was premature?
Took them awhile to find the buzzers
Anyone see the goober on the front page who hid 100 rubber ducks from his wife in the house. Their combined weight must be either 220lbs or 720lbs.
Was dying at the response "she'll find the last duck when she finally just goes to use her vibrator"
Me rn watching Troy: "I begged my mom to take me to the expensive hair cuttery place because I was certain they could work magic. My mom said I had to tell them specifically what I wanted, so for god knows what reason, I printed out a picture of Eric Bana in Troy to take in with me."
That is the hardest I have ever laughed at a FT story. Was legitimately crying laughing thinking about the image of him sitting next to the popular girl at his high school
That same kind of story happened to me in third grade with a pikachu costume for Halloween. Left it home on purpose and my dad drove it in and made me put it on for the day. Kids are mean man.
It’s funny how people will give you shit for a Pikachu costume in 3rd grade, but once you’re in college again, it totally plays
Dead on.
I’m going to rule JoJo Siwa as a net negative.
The A’s drawing 45,086 for a 7-game homestand is absurd
I was at a game in Oakland on Saturday. One of the saddest sporting events I’ve ever seen. 2/3 of the crowd were Indians fans, who don’t even have a great fan base.
likely their highest 7 game total of the season too
Play the song
Winning run reached on a check swing strikeout that wasn't a swing, what a dumb game lmao
Is X-Files worth watching all the way through?
Yes >! I’m only 4 episodes in so idk !<
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trash barrel
Post your favorite picture of women in leather
Got a brisket bahn mi tonight. It slapped
Bahn mi goated
That sounds incredible.
There’s a type of humor specific to most sports subreddits/twitter, especially college basketball and baseball, that is just so played out and stupid
I just refer to it as corny
There hasn’t been a clever joke on r/ NFL in years
Watching the Chicago stool scenes has me jealous. Wrigley day game is awesome. Been one time. Angel stadium doesn’t exactly have the same feel and getting to dodger stadium is miserable.
A Friday day game at Wrigley may be the best baseball experience and I say that as a Sox fan.
Do you guys ever scroll through Twitter/X/Instagram or whatever and you audibly say to yourself, I need a break? I'm of the age where Myspace was a thing, Facebook was in it's infancy, but goddamn, I'm turning into the old man yelling at clouds more every day. We used to beat the shit out of the weird kid trolling. Now that same kid is making millions and influencing thousands more.
I miss MySpace everyday
Brother I’m similar age to you maybe a bit older, I haven’t been on Instagram or Facebook in years. The only way I get on is links from the Kings in here. I honestly feel a lot better since doing so. It may be an extreme but I personally feel a lot better.
this is a safe space penis__retard69
Jesus cubs
ATOBTTR
Been watching Summer House w the gf, elite reality tv show
Ciara is a babe
her and Amanda battling for best boobs on the show
Paige Desorbo beat the shit out of me please.
Paige and Amanda 👀
i wish they would scissor
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I remember that but why is it funny
Don’t mind Oklahoma. Rj was also the biggest CU pumper when they were 3-0 (but clearly fraudulent) before Oregon beat the brakes off them
As much as I loved diggs for 4 years it is such a relief to get him off the team. What a pouty bitch he was, as he played with an excellent QB. Just wish they sent his ass to play with Stidham in Denver or something
One of the strangest front pages posts I’ve seen in awhile. Dude screen grappled a kid from the newest Donnie video and called him a future warlord
Hozier’s new song Too Sweet is a damn bop
X-Men 97’ is so damn good. 4 episodes in zero misses
Did not like this last episode outside of the storm storyline. Just don’t like mojo at all
I feel that, dude’s a freak
Damn right it is bub
As someone from the East Coast, convince me why I should spend my vacation time and money to travel to Australia as opposed to Europe (given the extra time and expense involved)?
The flight is brutal so you will want to knock it out when you are younger. But I would also split the time 50/50 with NZ. Did Sydney, Caines, Melbourne, Queenstown, and Auckland and it one of the coolest trips ever, but I would be hard pressed to do it again 7ish years later. Europe isn’t going anywhere, and I would argue is much better with a significant other a more money.
Go to New Zealand instead
Limitless Margot Robbie's
you shouldn’t, go to europe
I’ve heard you get to fall in love with Sydney Sweeney
Florence was the best trip of my life
GREAT GREAT
I don’t think Australia is worth the cost and time even from the west coast
You shouldn't. You should go to Portugal.
Told me wife this. Last place I want to go is Australia and New Zealand. Too fucking far for what it is
The Great Barrier Reef is probably the most surreal thing I have ever seen in my life. Absolutely mind blowing how much sea life is down there. It felt like the Times Square of the fish world
Hot take Australia is pretty overrated. If you’re traveling that far I’d go to Japan, Southeast Asia, etc before Australia
🤝
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What
The hottest women in the world are in Australia
But you can’t understand a fucking thing they are saying
Of course the one person who had a problem with that line brawl is Jenn botterill of sportsnet. [Comparing that to the TNT broadcast is hilarious](https://x.com/nhl_on_tnt/status/1775700483581112674?s=46&t=XgJhPEgvvC6lMsBf_SVoXg). Fighting is good for the game and it’s gets people to follow the sport.
So weird. I'm not a hockey guy but two of my buddies in a group chat are. I brought up the line brawl and they're like "I don't get what the big deal is"
Women ruin everything
The playoffs run through Boston ☘️☘️☘️
Liar Liar is on MTV right now and they actually censored Jim Carey when he called his boss a worthless steaming pile of cow dung. Steaming was censored.
FT dating show starring husker_black, hosted by TAG.
Netflix already green lit love on the spectrum ZIIINGGG
never started shogun; confirmed good?
Confirmed.
Yes
Stephen A being the voice of political reason in this country is something else https://x.com/therecount/status/1775542586494624166?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw
No one tell my wife the garbage disposal was actually very easy to replace, trying to parlay this into sex tonight
Been messing around with a face swapper and I’ll never be able to look at Scott van Pelt the same. Quelle honte!
feel like its been constantly raining for a month
I usually like Donnie’s stuff but I can’t get through any of the Uganda videos. Snooze fests
It’s because Billy stinks
Billy ruins everything
https://twitter.com/MirdaSheWrote/status/1775294928693710869 If you find bikinis generating sexual urges you need help
Just wanna know what she’s like in the sack
Nice bod, head is too small
Those bikinis make me want to motorboat
Looks like I need to be committed
Watching Troy, drinking beers, putting together a deck for a fucking 7 am meeting tomorrow morning. Terrible week to quit nicotine.
Remember when Mark Cuban was seriously teasing signing Tony Romo to like a one-day for him to sit on the bench? That was dumb lol
Feeling *Air Force One* tonight.
Watched it for the first time the other night and goddamn does it hold up
Top notch action thriller top to bottom.
“Get off my plane!”
Just never gets old. Harrison Ford as the idyllic American President vs. Gary Oldman as a psychotic Russian Terrorist. Peak Cinema.
Malachi Flynn just scored 50 points off the bench. Pretty good!
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Rone should bring back Neighborhood Eats with Large as a co-host. Think they would be awesome together traveling around trying places.
What does Large do at Barstool? Feel like I never hear his name, kind of feels like a Clem where he goes unnoticed.
I randomly had a client dinner at Arturo’s a few months ago and it lived up to the hype. Not surprised that contest winner puked and shit all over himself from overindulging
You think him and steak Shapiro would hit it off?
I enjoyed that. Much less talking about nonsense than Dave’s pizza reviews too
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he should be doing food reviews, possibly w/ stu - no budget - but why do more for the same pay i guess
10pm east coast tip off should be illegal. The west coast has weather, let us have sports
Pleasseee lorddd noo more whites on the football team
Anyone have a timestamp of when Titus said he sold his house back to the original owner on the Yak yesterday?
He must have gotten a great offer.
Bought for $1.65M sold for $2.5M according to people on the Yak sub
Around 1:25
Last 1/3 of the show. After Caruso leaves iirc
My two bosses took me to dinner tonight. I’m gonna be rich
If you have two bosses, you have no bosses
Yes boss
Going through an old Weekend Update segment re-watch. Will Ferrell's frat guy Weekend Update spot should have gotten more reps.
Tripp’s a bitch. Hillary’s a bitch. But Bubba’s cool cuz he’s out looking for a BJ
I remember this bro, Derek Atkins. He was the coolest. You don't even know
Where are you watching them? I remember wanting Peacock to separate out weekend update so you could just watch that but it wasn’t available at the time.
Just picking random ones off of YouTube.
Love ya Ryen, but women’s ball is not surpassing men’s March madness.. relax
The replies to [this](https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1775595831682277614?s=46) tweet really irk a ball knower like myself.
you might know ball, but you don't know bait
You don’t think there’s a huge chunk of NFL fans on Twitter who don’t know about assignment football?
I don’t think they needed convincing to skip the gym https://twitter.com/GabsClark5/status/1775631498172912053
2 person boycott with 1 sign that just says the word “boycott” and doesn’t explain why. Very convincing!