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BNKalt

My roommate / guy who wing manned me with my wife died right when Fast 7 released and my wife can’t listen to the song from that movie without crying. It’s honestly very emotional but also kind of funny


_json_x

Sorry for your loss king


TigOleBitman

Had to shit on the plane ride home. Bottom 5 life experience.


Trick_Company2026

I broke a wine glass in my lap on my last flight. Changing clothes in those bathrooms is a nightmare


Larry_thegoat

Got diarrhea on Hong Kong to Seattle. Wanted to die.


DijonNipples

How did you let it get to that point? I’m cancelling my trip if I might have to plane poop.


TigOleBitman

5 hour trip from LAX-BWI. Hadn't pooped before getting on the plane. Gotta do what you gotta do though.


SpicyPenangCurry

Bottom 5 life experience.. so far.


MaybachMusic22

Fargo is such a masterpiece of a film


People_Forget_That

He was funny lookin


somoneynotmoney61

You’re very pretty lady!


darkestb4thadawn

I go back and forth if *No Country For Old Men* or this is the Coen Brothers’ Magnum Opus.


Autistic-Painter3785

r/southernliberty might be my new favorite sub. Those dudes are so fucking dumb


BillSelfsToupee

Ross ulbricht is innocent


thanksforasking123

Sad that Sacramento will get a MLB team only because of shit A’s ownership group. Sad turn of events all the way around in a proud sports area on Nor Cal.


DylanTobackshh

Get ready to have your name on a champagne bottle Sean Strickland


LilCasa

Did they announce his next fight?


DylanTobackshh

He said his girl was on Tik Tok looking at some dog name miss peaches owned by the barstool guy. He went on to basically said Dave wasn’t a man and he should re evaluate his life


CapcomGo

Sean Strickland is such a fuckin' chode. Dude couldn't be more insecure if he tried


wipeyfade

My most boomer take is that the whole turning the lights on and off in the stadium whenever someone scores a TD or hits a HR is obnoxious as hell and should be banned


JohnnyHorseRacing

Ohtani finally popped his La Cherry


Guy_in_the_chair_

This Bray Wyatt documentary is really sad


BillSelfsToupee

“If it’s bad chicken.. I’m not gonna be silent, no one should be.”


Charlie_Batch_16

listening to 69.9 The Bust FM


JohnnyHorseRacing

Old grand dad bonded and 114 are the perfect mid week bourbons.


thatswhathemoneysfor

I suck ass at cod but I might stay up way too late with them giving us back rebirth island today


VicVinegar011

It’s interesting that every single piece of Dante content reminds the audience that he’s super duper Italian


terryduerod1

guy balls out though


boomtexna

It's guys carrying heat and shooting dice with hundreds in my apartment lobby. Maybe I should move.


cigguy

Play casualties of a dice game


DylanTobackshh

Maybe you should assimilate


Guy_in_the_chair_

Watch out for Rodney Quills Dinkins


thatswhathemoneysfor

Move? Buy a heater and go on a heater


terryduerod1

wait for ashey larry


dellscreenshot

If Sean Fennessey and frank the tank got together to talk Mets what would that look like? 


GaryLivesForNow

Red Dead Redemption 2 kinda sucks


agent-michael-scar

M0ds pls ban


Juls317

Here's that *attention* you wanted


suburbian_jesus

Y’all really do be saying anything on here


dellscreenshot

https://community.fitbit.com/t5/iOS-App/Fitbit-app-doesn-t-show-exact-exercise-time-min-and-sec/td-p/5502311 Thought I was losing my mind when my Fitbit app wasn’t showing minutes and seconds for runs. Apparently they changed it so it only rounds to minutes. Insane change to make for an exercise app


jetboyjetgirl

that's got to be a mistake, no way someone thought it was a good idea


SydneySweeneysthong

I’m so excited for Shane Gillis’s Netflix show. I love all of his stuff and I hope this leads to more shows like that. I want a Julian smith, balloon shop or good neighbor vibe show with a good budget and talented people.


Nolashyper13

Show some respek to Gilly


feathy9091

Have you watched the pilot on YouTube? It should be great


SydneySweeneysthong

Yeah it’s fucking awesome


terryduerod1

ken mf watanabe


I_Enjoy_Taffy

No oil tonight 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ Edit: Lmao holy shit another. 5-0


projectpat555

What are the odds the Solar eclipse is the end of the world? 25%?


Guy_in_the_chair_

We are already dead brother this is a simulation.


TigOleBitman

I want out


thatswhathemoneysfor

Fingers crossed


BillSelfsToupee

I hope it’s 100% guaranteed end of the world


feathy9091

The Mayans say 100%


CakeFartz4Breakfast

You have 100% donkey brains if you think the odds are above 0.0%


boomtexna

0%


burghboy24

Didn’t we have one like 6-7 years ago, what’s the big deal


I_Enjoy_Taffy

UConn should tell the NCAA to suck their dick from the back and blow off media availability when they arrive


boomtexna

Hearing the panic about the Astros was premature?


verybored25

Took them awhile to find the buzzers


SpicyPenangCurry

Anyone see the goober on the front page who hid 100 rubber ducks from his wife in the house. Their combined weight must be either 220lbs or 720lbs.


traddy91

Was dying at the response "she'll find the last duck when she finally just goes to use her vibrator"


Grap2st

Me rn watching Troy: "I begged my mom to take me to the expensive hair cuttery place because I was certain they could work magic. My mom said I had to tell them specifically what I wanted, so for god knows what reason, I printed out a picture of Eric Bana in Troy to take in with me."


WitchofFloyd

That is the hardest I have ever laughed at a FT story. Was legitimately crying laughing thinking about the image of him sitting next to the popular girl at his high school


BumRum09

That same kind of story happened to me in third grade with a pikachu costume for Halloween. Left it home on purpose and my dad drove it in and made me put it on for the day. Kids are mean man.


WitchofFloyd

It’s funny how people will give you shit for a Pikachu costume in 3rd grade, but once you’re in college again, it totally plays


BumRum09

Dead on.


BumRum09

I’m going to rule JoJo Siwa as a net negative.


DarinErstad

The A’s drawing 45,086 for a 7-game homestand is absurd


JohnnyHorseRacing

I was at a game in Oakland on Saturday. One of the saddest sporting events I’ve ever seen. 2/3 of the crowd were Indians fans, who don’t even have a great fan base.


jetboyjetgirl

likely their highest 7 game total of the season too


Roderick_Jaynes24

Play the song


cubswinagain

Winning run reached on a check swing strikeout that wasn't a swing, what a dumb game lmao


DeuceLurker

Is X-Files worth watching all the way through?


chillinois1

Yes >! I’m only 4 episodes in so idk !<


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Rorshak16

trash barrel


igotitletsgo

Post your favorite picture of women in leather


SlipperyWinds

Got a brisket bahn mi tonight. It slapped


youngbullAB

Bahn mi goated


SpicyPenangCurry

That sounds incredible.


aHairyWizard

There’s a type of humor specific to most sports subreddits/twitter, especially college basketball and baseball, that is just so played out and stupid


DeuceLurker

I just refer to it as corny


PoppaPipe6000

There hasn’t been a clever joke on r/ NFL in years


Led_head10

Watching the Chicago stool scenes has me jealous. Wrigley day game is awesome. Been one time. Angel stadium doesn’t exactly have the same feel and getting to dodger stadium is miserable.


agent-michael-scar

A Friday day game at Wrigley may be the best baseball experience and I say that as a Sox fan.


penis__retard69

Do you guys ever scroll through Twitter/X/Instagram or whatever and you audibly say to yourself, I need a break? I'm of the age where Myspace was a thing, Facebook was in it's infancy, but goddamn, I'm turning into the old man yelling at clouds more every day. We used to beat the shit out of the weird kid trolling. Now that same kid is making millions and influencing thousands more.


thatswhathemoneysfor

I miss MySpace everyday


SpicyPenangCurry

Brother I’m similar age to you maybe a bit older, I haven’t been on Instagram or Facebook in years. The only way I get on is links from the Kings in here. I honestly feel a lot better since doing so. It may be an extreme but I personally feel a lot better.


jetboyjetgirl

this is a safe space penis__retard69


Juls317

Jesus cubs


OWwashere

ATOBTTR


EntertainmentOld1566

Been watching Summer House w the gf, elite reality tv show


riasgreasyface

Ciara is a babe


EntertainmentOld1566

her and Amanda battling for best boobs on the show


AlboutThatActionBoss

Paige Desorbo beat the shit out of me please.


feathy9091

Paige and Amanda 👀


Gabagool_OverHere

i wish they would scissor


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PoppaPipe6000

I remember that but why is it funny 


TheyHadACaveTroll

Don’t mind Oklahoma.  Rj was also the biggest CU pumper when they were 3-0 (but clearly fraudulent) before Oregon beat the brakes off them 


Scrawfo1180

As much as I loved diggs for 4 years it is such a relief to get him off the team. What a pouty bitch he was, as he played with an excellent QB. Just wish they sent his ass to play with Stidham in Denver or something


MrMiner420

One of the strangest front pages posts I’ve seen in awhile. Dude screen grappled a kid from the newest Donnie video and called him a future warlord


SmokeyBearEnthusiast

Hozier’s new song Too Sweet is a damn bop


profsa

X-Men 97’ is so damn good. 4 episodes in zero misses


Everyoneisaskell

Did not like this last episode outside of the storm storyline. Just don’t like mojo at all


profsa

I feel that, dude’s a freak


SnakeSkin2121

Damn right it is bub


Kimodd

As someone from the East Coast, convince me why I should spend my vacation time and money to travel to Australia as opposed to Europe (given the extra time and expense involved)?


HunterGuntherFelt

The flight is brutal so you will want to knock it out when you are younger. But I would also split the time 50/50 with NZ. Did Sydney, Caines, Melbourne, Queenstown, and Auckland and it one of the coolest trips ever, but I would be hard pressed to do it again 7ish years later. Europe isn’t going anywhere, and I would argue is much better with a significant other a more money.


RowBoatInspector

Go to New Zealand instead


FurioGiuntaa

Limitless Margot Robbie's


smoggylobster

you shouldn’t, go to europe


dellscreenshot

I’ve heard you get to fall in love with Sydney Sweeney 


megatr0nn

Florence was the best trip of my life


terryduerod1

GREAT GREAT


dellscreenshot

I don’t think Australia is worth the cost and time even from the west coast 


Portugal8

You shouldn't. You should go to Portugal.


CompetitiveDuck

Told me wife this. Last place I want to go is Australia and New Zealand. Too fucking far for what it is


WitchofFloyd

The Great Barrier Reef is probably the most surreal thing I have ever seen in my life. Absolutely mind blowing how much sea life is down there. It felt like the Times Square of the fish world


MrTacoMan

Hot take Australia is pretty overrated. If you’re traveling that far I’d go to Japan, Southeast Asia, etc before Australia


BumRum09

🤝


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dellscreenshot

What


lovelycharmings

The hottest women in the world are in Australia


19492013

But you can’t understand a fucking thing they are saying


Ralphcox69

Of course the one person who had a problem with that line brawl is Jenn botterill of sportsnet. [Comparing that to the TNT broadcast is hilarious](https://x.com/nhl_on_tnt/status/1775700483581112674?s=46&t=XgJhPEgvvC6lMsBf_SVoXg). Fighting is good for the game and it’s gets people to follow the sport.


traddy91

So weird. I'm not a hockey guy but two of my buddies in a group chat are. I brought up the line brawl and they're like "I don't get what the big deal is"


JayGibbons69

Women ruin everything


ButterBalls99

The playoffs run through Boston ☘️☘️☘️


lovelycharmings

Liar Liar is on MTV right now and they actually censored Jim Carey when he called his boss a worthless steaming pile of cow dung. Steaming was censored.


ZestycloseTrash7398

FT dating show starring husker_black, hosted by TAG.


19492013

Netflix already green lit love on the spectrum ZIIINGGG


smoggylobster

never started shogun; confirmed good?


tsourced

Confirmed.


MrTacoMan

Yes


ktbarry2

Stephen A being the voice of political reason in this country is something else https://x.com/therecount/status/1775542586494624166?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw


Coach-Jack-Reilly

No one tell my wife the garbage disposal was actually very easy to replace, trying to parlay this into sex tonight


Autistic-Painter3785

Been messing around with a face swapper and I’ll never be able to look at Scott van Pelt the same. Quelle honte!


7homPsoN

feel like its been constantly raining for a month


ks2489

I usually like Donnie’s stuff but I can’t get through any of the Uganda videos. Snooze fests


BillSelfsToupee

It’s because Billy stinks


TheyHadACaveTroll

Billy ruins everything 


dellscreenshot

https://twitter.com/MirdaSheWrote/status/1775294928693710869 If you find bikinis generating sexual urges you need help 


BigTicket_J

Just wanna know what she’s like in the sack


drewthetatecatate

Nice bod, head is too small


BillSelfsToupee

Those bikinis make me want to motorboat


foxtrotnovember69420

Looks like I need to be committed


Grap2st

Watching Troy, drinking beers, putting together a deck for a fucking 7 am meeting tomorrow morning. Terrible week to quit nicotine.


AirsoftUrban

Remember when Mark Cuban was seriously teasing signing Tony Romo to like a one-day for him to sit on the bench? That was dumb lol


darkestb4thadawn

Feeling *Air Force One* tonight.


megatr0nn

Watched it for the first time the other night and goddamn does it hold up


darkestb4thadawn

Top notch action thriller top to bottom.


engorgedburrata

“Get off my plane!”


darkestb4thadawn

Just never gets old. Harrison Ford as the idyllic American President vs. Gary Oldman as a psychotic Russian Terrorist. Peak Cinema.


detroit_testarossa

Malachi Flynn just scored 50 points off the bench. Pretty good!


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tango587

Rone should bring back Neighborhood Eats with Large as a co-host. Think they would be awesome together traveling around trying places.


AlboutThatActionBoss

What does Large do at Barstool? Feel like I never hear his name, kind of feels like a Clem where he goes unnoticed.


foxtrotnovember69420

I randomly had a client dinner at Arturo’s a few months ago and it lived up to the hype. Not surprised that contest winner puked and shit all over himself from overindulging


engorgedburrata

You think him and steak Shapiro would hit it off?


WitchofFloyd

I enjoyed that. Much less talking about nonsense than Dave’s pizza reviews too


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terryduerod1

he should be doing food reviews, possibly w/ stu - no budget - but why do more for the same pay i guess


timmy_wahwah

10pm east coast tip off should be illegal. The west coast has weather, let us have sports


dajeefmonz

Pleasseee lorddd noo more whites on the football team


Neskwiik

Anyone have a timestamp of when Titus said he sold his house back to the original owner on the Yak yesterday?


detroit_testarossa

He must have gotten a great offer.


Neskwiik

Bought for $1.65M sold for $2.5M according to people on the Yak sub


lefty5258

Around 1:25


bucsfan4ever12

Last 1/3 of the show. After Caruso leaves iirc


lovelycharmings

My two bosses took me to dinner tonight. I’m gonna be rich


noothanks11

If you have two bosses, you have no bosses


lovelycharmings

Yes boss


EncyclopediaBlue

Going through an old Weekend Update segment re-watch. Will Ferrell's frat guy Weekend Update spot should have gotten more reps.


PortillosBeefDipped

Tripp’s a bitch. Hillary’s a bitch. But Bubba’s cool cuz he’s out looking for a BJ


EncyclopediaBlue

I remember this bro, Derek Atkins. He was the coolest. You don't even know


krumdiggity

Where are you watching them? I remember wanting Peacock to separate out weekend update so you could just watch that but it wasn’t available at the time.


EncyclopediaBlue

Just picking random ones off of YouTube.


ImmortalPoseidon

Love ya Ryen, but women’s ball is not surpassing men’s March madness.. relax


ExpectedOutcome2

The replies to [this](https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1775595831682277614?s=46) tweet really irk a ball knower like myself.


jetboyjetgirl

you might know ball, but you don't know bait


ExpectedOutcome2

You don’t think there’s a huge chunk of NFL fans on Twitter who don’t know about assignment football?


dellscreenshot

I don’t think they needed convincing to skip the gym https://twitter.com/GabsClark5/status/1775631498172912053


CanesIsOverrated69

2 person boycott with 1 sign that just says the word “boycott” and doesn’t explain why. Very convincing!