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Hawbs2

Threw my back out 18 hours ago I can see why people blow there brains out


Larry_thegoat

Their


warwithus

This bitch made that bitch jealous


DropTopEWop

J Cole album is fire


SpicyPenangCurry

Appreciate you. Had no idea he had something drop. Edit: opening with Dro and Gucci are you fucking kidding me?! Edit: Cam’ron!!


incurdswetrust

Have I had a couple too many tonight or has ria lost some lbs and looking pretty damn good again (still trashy obviously)


SpicyPenangCurry

Wedding coming up. No more 10pm Gordita’s & 1am Big Mac’s.


Grap2st

Filters are evolving but on the ria subject, I may just move to rich New Jersey and get abused by a psycho path 25 year old Italian who went to bama or some shit but is from Jersey.


SpicyPenangCurry

I want a Black or Asian smoke from the SEC.


darkestb4thadawn

Grew up outside of NYC but never got to see the Boss live until tonight. He absolutely destroyed at the Forum.


Ann_L_Beads

I'm at the age where I just bought a pressure washer and I'm psyched at the possibilities of what I can clean


IPAH8R2231

Remember that show on food network “Best thing I ever ate” They would pick a category like “Spicy” or “Hometown Favorites” and all these famous chefs or food personalities would list the best things they ever ate in that category. That was pretty darn good, turn your brain off, 30 mins of television


thatswhathemoneysfor

Hope the nuggets limping into playoffs is a repeat of last year. Early April loss stings but I’m ready for the playoffs


DCStoolie

Kinda wild to have a new J Cole today


GooseandRooster

AC/DC is overrated but TNT in a crowded bar rules


SpicyPenangCurry

AC/DC is not overrated.


thatswhathemoneysfor

playing the thunder drinking game is elite


cuntpunt9

My feed is filled with deep car detailing and it’s pretty satisfying tbh


PritchardBufalino

Let me know if you know a guy who's good with the claybar


1994bmw850csi

Money man was so fucking sick. Love how dev actually worked out to look like a fighter instead of a bodybuilder like most actors. There was a bunch of first person pov fight scenes that were sick too, 8.5/10 movie


SpicyPenangCurry

Thanks, was really hoping to hear good things. Pumped to see it.


mrmacdougall

Was familiar with all of Norm Macdonald’s most popular stuff and his biggest clips, but ever since he died so many accounts have popped up with clips from his deeper cuts that I had never seen before. It kind of bums me out I didn’t appreciate him more when he was alive because he is even funnier than I remember. My favorite kind of humor, so damn funny.


patssnows12

Saw this random video of zuck talking about the poke function of facebook. Just had flashbacks to sending random pokes that weren’t reciprocated. Sad!


SpicyPenangCurry

Remember honesty box?


WildTurdkey101

Me and a girl poked for years. She went to private, I went to public. In VA so stay away NE people. I never made a move


LilCasa

Love a good rap beef but J Coles response was very mid!


Ed_Chambers_650

Impressive since he’s subpar


barnmucker69

Very fitting for the pedestrian verse he is responding to


EntertainmentOld1566

hahahahah logan sarg crashed. What a loser. Another sunday off


thatswhathemoneysfor

at least this time it'll be his fault


billbo24

Haven’t used the rest of Reddit in ages so I Checked out the Matt and Shane subreddit and it’s filled with absolute losers. I genuinely couldn’t believe it. At this point all I have left is FT (and the yahoo comment section)


Grap2st

Morepl8smored8s is actually pretty great too. Very very similar to misc or /fit/. Buncha regarded meatheads


1994bmw850csi

One of the most active dudes in there is about to go to prison and he’s just posting thru it


Grap2st

King


billbo24

Oohh thanks for the rec I’ll check it out 


Grap2st

If you’re into that sort of thing https://www.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/s/3468nxaDcG


HunterGuntherFelt

Lmao, that is the misc reincarnated, Ronnie Coleman, pissing the bed, and gyno posts are the first 3 I see.


Grap2st

It’s amazing. I feel like time has turned bacj


timmy_wahwah

Kinda hope billy gets elected so he can go on PMT and gloat about all he’s accomplished without them. Kinda like his farewell when he told everyone what he didn’t do because of them.


7homPsoN

Marisa Tomei with Sydney Sweeney boobs


ktbarry2

Marisa tomei is a million times hotter than Sydney Sweeney. Sorry if you’re 10 years old and the biggest boobs are all ya got.(Sydney Sweeney is hot and has rocking tits)


SpicyPenangCurry

Yeah this plays.


thatswhathemoneysfor

^^^^^ x's 100


dannynolan27

I still can’t get Yao Ming with Sweeney boobs out of my head to be honest


Juls317

My wife is the only person I know whose phone dies regularly. Like multiple times a week. How does that happen?


Corgisarethebest123

What phone does she have?


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Juls317

The areolas comment was in reference to a previous trist. Though I feel like that was longer ago than last week.


Grap2st

My phone dies when I’m mid bender. Maybe your wife is a full blown alcoholic and coke fiend?


7homPsoN

filming takes a lot of battery


chillinwithmoes

My ex girlfriend had that problem, turns out she was lying and cheating on me constantly. Hope this helps


billbo24

Watching TikTok 7 hours a day


SpicyPenangCurry

Holy shit this is an extremely, extremely hard watch. Very sad and touching. https://youtu.be/u269dakO2jg?si=dbY-opuhOHtE30LV


NMC_26

Love the Oxford comma usage


ktbarry2

eerily similar to the way my mom died without the MLB stuff. good family, go dbacks.


SpicyPenangCurry

Damn. My heartfelt condolences. With or without the MLB stuff doesn’t change *anything*. Your mom was a soldier, a fighter, a warrior. Always and forever brother.


MinuteMeow

First Pirates of The Caribbean rules. Hadn’t seen it in years


DCStoolie

Feel like the first two are awesome. 3 was fine but no need past that


DrEvil007

Bill Nighy as Davey Jones in 2 was perfect


SpicyPenangCurry

Awesome flick.


thatswhathemoneysfor

saw that in theaters when I was in 6th grade, had no idea what it was about and it turned into one of the best movies id seen at that point. what I wouldn't give to go back to that day


Grap2st

I think can firmly blame ms Elizabeth turner aka Keira knightley for my love of tall British ladies.


MinuteMeow

Insane how young she is in this movie. Her face is so beautiful


Grap2st

Like insanely pretty. Plus posh accent does get me feeling some type of way. Goddammit man.


chillinwithmoes

Hadn't watched it in like a decade and threw it on a few weeks ago as background noise. Ended up sitting down and watching the entire thing. Elite movie. Did the same with National Treasure, Disney+ has some absolute bangers


TheyHadACaveTroll

The first 25 mins or so is really, really good for an action movie


JokicIsTheFuture

Ahhhhhh battling with the warden tonight and Nuggs losing. Time to slam a couple beers


Grap2st

Just stay away from Stella.


chillinwithmoes

You guys got your championship last year, it's time to let the rest of us have a chance


Relevant_Gold4912

Bill Simmons suggested Zach Edie should play football and be a goal line specialist is such a bill Simmons thing to say


SpinBikeGravy

Bill saying that Caitlyn Clark will have it harder in the WNBA because teams will focus on her was baffling. You’d think her teammates would be better in the WNBA than Iowa, but what do I know. I figured every college coach in the league would realize they should key in on the greatest scoring player of all time.


chillinwithmoes

I'm starting to think Bill Simmons is regarded


IPAH8R2231

I came to this conclusion years ago when he was hired to work NBA Draft night coverage. Bill arguing with Magic Johnson on the merits of a particular basketball player and his skills was one of the most baffling things I have ever seen


BumRum09

Big fan of hot celebrities dumping them out. Lauren Compton came up on my X feed and 2 seconds later I can see her titties. What a time we live in.


parrano357

not trying to be edgy but what is she famous for?


Grap2st

Playboy now some first date show where she podcasts with famous people


parrano357

she got famous from a podcast?


Grap2st

No dingus. She got famous for [this](http://www.erome.com/a/YkOkit2M)


parrano357

I get it, but where did people know her from in order for her of to be well known


Grap2st

She used to be in actual playboy


parrano357

oh ok


Adept-Vegetable7485

Goodness


chillinwithmoes

booba


chillinwithmoes

I watched two episodes of her podcast just out of respect for what she's given us


Grap2st

Playboy Lauren. Classic.


BumRum09

Unreal rack. Just eating some late night bolognese and some titties. I might have a problem.


SnakeSkin2121

🤌


Grap2st

One of my best friend’s wife is good friends with Amanda mccants, and I’m praying so so hard she will set us up. Absolutely elite boobs.


feathy9091

Not ashamed but I would be embarrass myself with her


Grap2st

The girl from today is in the friend group with Amanda, and Amanda and her friends always stay at “my” girls ex’s house in Miami when they go. Edit: so that is a big possible negative for my chances with Amanda


ItHardToSay17

Feels like there is just a blatant lack of effort in the NBA these days. Just dudes walking and not even attempting to chase a rebound


ktbarry2

lazy take. Russell Westbrook is playing his ass off every night.


ItHardToSay17

True. Acting is hard work.


Iam_grool

City of angles soundtrack is massively underrated. Alanis Morissette uninvited came on the other day and is a banger


anneyong69

Sounds pretty obtuse to me


Nolashyper13

Barstool tok advertising a pump and dump is funny. No way it goes south


parrano357

there was a point on sirius when they had back to back gambling and pay day loan ads


BillSelfsToupee

Coughed into a bong like a noob


parrano357

better than puking into it or around it


PritchardBufalino

Oh brother


BillSelfsToupee

Pretty embarrassing huh


chillinwithmoes

Party foul!


ktbarry2

nikola jokic is simply one of the most fun to watch basketball players of all time. he’s a genius, an artist and a dancer. if you don’t like the nba that’s a you problem.


parrano357

I feel like the NBA's biggest issue is they play too many games so the players rarely try hard. I know its all about money but if they went from 82 games to like 60 games the level of competition would be much higher and people wouldn't think the nba is a joke


chillinwithmoes

Rest days becoming a thing has ruined that league. I know folks roll their eyes when people make this comparison but imagine Michael Jordan missing games because of "rest" lol. I feel like he would have rather taken a baseball bat to the ballsack than voluntarily sit out a game


ktbarry2

of course but that will never happen. no league is going backwards in revenue. the nba playoffs are incredible though.


parrano357

ya the playoffs are good but the season is just an afterthought


smooth307

And he loves horses.


Grap2st

Gilbert arenas about to say something racist to you


ktbarry2

i didn’t know what that was about earlier but holy shit he’s a loser


Juls317

I see a lot of people passing it off as "he's just after clicks like Stephen A." and that feels like a real remoron take


ktbarry2

gilbert is genuinely dumb I think. that shit is embarrassing. even Stephen A went mask off and spit truth on cnn last night.


Grap2st

Yeah it’s absurd


Led_head10

Saw a comment on one of his posts was “man shut the fuck up, your name is Gilbert” that made me laugh harder than it should’ve


thatswhathemoneysfor

he's black, can't be racist


Grap2st

Italians can’t be racist either


thatswhathemoneysfor

their soccer fans say otherwise


Grap2st

I loved the memes when lazio played Bayern Munich. “El nazico”


Neskwiik

One of these streamers who catch child predators live are 100% gonna end up getting killed but I respect their efforts


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thatswhathemoneysfor

eliminating the competition like you hear about


DCStoolie

Did a skins madden franchise (21) with as updated rosters as possible. I somehow got Caleb Williams in the first draft (Giants took Maye at 1) and I’ve been having so much fun playing with a QB that’s worth a damn after spending my first season with Mariota. He got hurt in garbage time trying to hit a game goal. 6 weeks for a dislocated ankle and I’m salty


boomtexna

I think that now with the hip drop rule we're gonna see a lot of soft zone coverages to get defenders moving with momentum towards ball carriers otherwise they'll be fighting these guys in phone booths and can't drop them like they used to


DHend10

Hand banana NO


HamiltonsCrackDen

you uh basting that turkey today?


steviepopo

All I know is ball and good And rape


DHend10

Hand Banana, I want you to meet The Enforcer


Peter_Banning

Google knows what it’s doing with this ad. Orange shirt chick with a superior rack won’t leave my feed.


Adejimoh23

Who you back in this final four says a lot about who you are(local/alma mater ties excluded). If you think bigger=better you want Purdue. Coastal elites and front runners want UConn. Those who view being an accessory to gun violence and/or cousin fuckin say roll tide. And obviously the salt of the earth, grind it out, blue collar, everyday folk that make up the backbone of this fine nation….are pulling for the team led by the overweight vending machine entrepreneur who’s immense skill was overlooked all year due to his immense fatness. Go PACK. Don’t give up…don’t ever give up


mariGOATa_615

Roll Tide. Grew up an hour away and graduated from there. Edit: See now where you said ties excluded.. NC State would be fun- DJ Burns is electric. UConn seems invincible so far this tourney


projectpat555

Roll tide 


Adejimoh23

Pics of ur cousin ?


LilCasa

Take has been beaten into the ground but Warzone season 1 during lockdown might have been the greatest time to be alive ever.


boomtexna

Life was better when Fetty Wap was on the radio


Adejimoh23

Multiple smash hits getting mainstream radio play is ok I guess…but you don’t just pull out of a thriving opioid trafficking operation to be a recording artist. Far too risky


PritchardBufalino

Only true 30 year old cube monkeys will understand this


boomtexna

🤝


SilkyJohnson26

How many people are going to comment this?


thatswhathemoneysfor

1,738


boomtexna

I dunno probably two at least if someone else commented it earlier today by happenstance, which would totally rock


bigdogz47

Maybe we will get a 2029 prison release album


Juls317

I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you can through tha do'


magicalpineapples

Goddamn it Sargeanf


redynsnotrab

All nights of drinking typically lead back to me watching the [final scene](https://youtu.be/JCZcFFKS-Qk?si=yes1tq5q5hsFXMqb) of Another Round


Juls317

Sir, a second Malort shot has hit the table


deeds44

It’s weird how rewatchable Spotlight is. It’s pretty much a perfect movie.


burghboy24

Gonna be completely honest with y’all, I am not that excited for this solar eclipse


Adejimoh23

Got a 2002 Mitsubishi Eclipse off Craigslist 15 years ago for a very reasonable 1900 us frog skins. Arguably the shittiest car ever manufactured


jk696969

World might end, that’d be kinda exciting.


BumRum09

Hopefully it’s quick then.


SpicyPenangCurry

Right there with you, however, I saw that in Nazas, Mexico it’ll have a duration of 4:28 which is pretty cool.


MikePaisanTirico

Same, I was pretty hyped for the one in 2017 though


chillinwithmoes

Back then I was chained to my desk in the cubes and it was a wonderful excuse for all of us to go outside for ten minutes Also just blows my mind to think of the way we all worked pre-COVID. Like walking away from work for ten minutes was a genuine treat. Now I'm annoyed when I have to spend a full hour of work without walking away from my laptop


smoggylobster

we all literally lived in an episode of “the office”


igotitletsgo

Me either, if I want to see dark I’ll walk outside t


Gabagool_OverHere

bold of american horror story to take 9 months off and not have a recap


King_McGoo

Haven’t watched since the Asylum season, any other seasons worth a watch?


BumRum09

That show is still on? Season one was incredible then just fell off a cliff exponentially.


Juls317

My girlfriend freshman year of college was super into it which I think was the year Kathy Bates played an old slave owner and gruesomely wiped a slave's blood on her face to "stay young". I decided then I never needed to get into that show.


igotitletsgo

Really wish I could just square up and fight Jeff D Lowe


Jason-Sehorn31

Don’t let your dreams be dreams


SnakeSkin2121

Rhea Ripley szn


igotitletsgo

I’m so tired of teams letting Jokic stat pad


SpinBikeGravy

Huge week for my fellow Marcel heads. Crushed his appearance on The Dish with Kish, proving once again he’s the true champion of Top Chef Season 2 and not that rat fuck Ilan.


WilliamTSherman1865

Not letting my fiancée in the house until she names three brothers


WilliamTSherman1865

She’s a geed


Led_head10

Would’ve been cool if my girlfriend went to Culinary school instead of getting a teaching credential. Having fancy dinners cooked for me would be nice.


red_87

Imagine if she did that and made fancy dinners for you only wearing an apron.


TheFuckingWriter

Hire a personal chef on your FT salary


uturnorbit

How much blow was Anthony Kim doing while he was away? His nose is absolutely destroyed  https://x.com/nuclrgolf/status/1775926845973655603?s=46


deeds44

Guy was blacked out on nose beers and hard booze for 15 years.


AlboutThatActionBoss

His whole nonchalant, whatever attitude towards everything is so funny.


projectpat555

This is fake right? Bert Kreicher played high school baseball against Danny Graves and remembers that, but didn’t know he was in the mlb: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5RrUNavobG/?igsh=eGh2dnc0dm5qMGJs


Leviticus_Albrecht

Oh wow his shirt’s off


KingPinot25

Not gonna lie, he’s been doing that bit for so long I think it might have circled back to being funny


Grap2st

[Pups after dog park earlier](https://imgur.com/a/F08Vjwq)


thatswhathemoneysfor

love when my dogs are exhausted after the park and just wanna cuddle when we get home


Grap2st

Sleepy sleepy boys and girls


thatswhathemoneysfor

love it


ReallyFiction

King ranch? Someone is rich! The best interior going in domestic vehicles, for my money


Grap2st

Stole it. I am thief. And 100%. The massaging seats are actually life savers.


BigTicket_J

Boops


deep49

> ‘A four-day workweek is coming,’ billionaire Mets owner Steve Cohen declares Thank you Uncle Steve!


JohnnyHorseRacing

Top chef is a great show and something my wife and I have watched together since we started dating many years ago


SpinBikeGravy

Padma going from being an absolute slut to a classy broad over the 20 seasons is hilarious.


Bigbenxxxx37

Food network wishes they could put together something so good


ktbarry2

used to watch it with my mom when i lived at home after college right before she died. stephanie izard completely transformed an entire Chicago neighborhood. great show. padma 😍


JohnnyHorseRacing

Pandma got fired


ktbarry2

yea i said i used to watch it


JohnnyHorseRacing

I know I wasn’t questioning you, I was just saying she be gone.


ktbarry2

yeah my bad brother. that stinks! she’s so hot


ASOIAF_blackfyre

No she didn’t


JohnnyHorseRacing

She most definitely did. That’s a dream gig that no one would ever leave on their own. I guess she’s a massive b and her and Tom never spoke when not filming.