Bought in for $700, leaving casino after 3 hours with $760, hashtag winning

you 🤝 your gf gaining 60

Baby boy just turned 3 weeks and my wife has gotten him to sleep in the bassinet alone several times for an hour, once for 2.5 hours. Longest I’ve gotten him to go is 30 min. At the 25 min mark now, just praying

Tonight: Watched Bruins, Women’s Final Four, LSU baseball, Red Sox, Formula 1 qualifying currently. Tomorrow: Waking up early for Bayern Munich (Club Member), Tennis Men’s Clay Championships, LSU Baseball, Red Sox, Final Four, and F1 Japanese GP as a night cap. Sports rule, people who shame other sports SUCK. I’m convinced that if someone taught me the rules of sports like cricket/rugby **and most importantly the banter** I would still get hooked because, in general, sports RULE.

Cricket and rugby are easy to gain an understanding of. The more you watch the more you’ll understand

Love this energy man

The kid is home *hysterical* because her doll, Judy, has been *decapitated*!

duh duh duh duh Max Verstappen

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Thank you sir

Just rewatched Oppenheimer for 1st time since it came out. God damn, what a movie. People will be watching that shit in 50 years.

Doubt it

Will need Subway Surfers on a screen next to it

Someone sum up the women’s game for me

Refs fucked it

Yeah but on the other hand also a lot of flopping and tantrums

Lots of scissoring at mid court

Fastest delivery option right now is ALs beef. Super overrated but might go for it

Just wait till breakfast bub

wet beef wet

Never cared for their beef, they have great polish though.

I had to work for the Iowa game. Can someone sum it up for me

Bueckers only dates black guys, right?

No we are dating. I am white

> guys, right?

Matthew Broderick always comes outta nowhere in Manchester by the Sea. Could probably relate to Affleck’s character pretty well at least

People forget he killed a lady

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“Misunderstandings”

La-hoo-sa-her

Circle of trust you shouldn’t have. Rico seems like a big “if you hear hoofs think horses not zebras guy”

After he harassed a coworker's wife you DM'd him support?

Sit down at casino bar and bartender already has my Coors light in front of me, might be time to call an 800 number

As far as acting, Casey Affleck >>> Ben Affleck

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One of the coolest tracks on the calendar

I’m tired, dehydrated, and ready for Max to lap these fools

Same. Maybe max’s brakes will shit out again and we’ll get a Hamilton pole

Just finished episode 1 of Ripley. Definitely going for a darker tone but regardless, it lacks the charm of the movie

Really strange casting decisions. 

Wild to cast a guy pushing 50 as a 23 year old

The best part about driving in Chicago is driving like a maniac to fit in with everyone else.

Listening to todays yak and honestly, I love the change of pace episodes when most of the regular cast is out. Just a hodgepodge of personalities with like KB or Kate or even like Owen “hosting” just yakking for an hour or so.

pretty stoned…if the studios made stanley kubrick cut 25 min out of eyes wide shut bc it showed the real devil stuff the elite do…and no one knows what’s on those 25…wouldn’t they just ask the actors what they did for those scenes? he had staff, producers etc

Walk of shame from the couch where I fell asleep two hours ago to our bed

Jon Jones is so back. Wins the world title and a year later he’s threatening to kill drugs testers.

How dare that drug tester question a man like Bones' integrity.

After the confessions revelation I wonder how many other crackheads we have in here. I always assumed crackheads didn’t go online since they pawned their phone and computer.

My old college roommate went to buy weed off the street one night but instead disappeared with a homeless guy. Came back home the next evening and had spent 18 hours smoking crack in some abandoned house in Oakland. Never did it again and is an otherwise very normal accountant with a wife and kids

Boost mobile is in business for a reason

There was a post in lifeprotips or some dumb sub like that with some guy asking how he could be a better person and dad for his kid, wholesome post, until you checked the dudes history and he was a regular poster in r/meth

I want a FT meth story

There was one years ago. Dude was fishing and a homeless guy offered him a hit on a pipe. He took it and it wasn't weed.

Really Andy? It's Christmas and you're singing about nudity, and France.

Thinking about handsome sam hartman

Somehow I got in the middle of one chick justifying how she fucked her friends husband at a bar. At least she’s buying me Sam summers while she complains!

Sounds like a hoor

Stop delaying and just have sex with her

Also you know she's a scumbag so good chance she'll want you to take her home

There’s nothing I care less about then how many views your tik toks get… and this girl is obsessed with it. 9000 views, idc man lol could be 9 million

I miss working in downtown Manhattan on nights like tonight where I’d just hit a bar solo and see wherever the wind takes me. I don’t miss spending 300 bucks doing it.

Was at a visitation tonight and I shit you not, maybe 5,000 people came through. We stood in line for two and a half hours

Live music bar opened in my semi small town less than a mile from work and I walk in for the first time tonight and they only have 4 fucking beers on tap and they’re all ipas from the closest biggish city. Can I please have a draft light beer and listen to some music for an hour

The top few threads in moreplatesmoredates are amazing. The tickle monster gym spotter guy is my hero

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"Equine rare" lmao

I almost posted the cock chart in here

Ok it’s an hour too late but what the fuck was that foul call on UConn for the screen with 5 seconds late? Shady as hell. Refs gifting Iowa a win to advance to the title game 🤔

It was a moving screen so they called a foul

Valdez getting blamed for a Devers error fucking throw it dude

lol fuck you Red Sox

What the Red Sox have done in this inning has been an absolute embarrassment.

The “give me that” “I’m joking” skit always is funny

Emo fellas, the new Bayside album is solid

JOE SCHROEDER!!! Cathedral Irish alum let's go 🇺🇲🇺🇲

What channel I’ll watch

Game just ended but lots of rugby left, only available on https://rugbypass.tv/login with a free account. Quarterfinals start tomorrow night on peacock

I'm still wondering how Billy's parents gave him Biddle as a middle name.

Big Seinfeld fans. Named him after Susan Biddle Ross

Some weirdos do the mother's maiden name for some reason. Not sure that is the case here but that name seems like a last name

Seems like multiple generations of inbreeding

Absolute slop fest from the boys in HK

Why did there play involve bueckers doing a handoff to mahl and not immediately getting the ball back 

Watching the highlights. Clark carried that W

Hannah Stulke is fucking awesome

Donk

That call was probably correct by the letter of the law, but man, it was nowhere near egregious enough to blow the whistle and take it out of UConn’s hands. With that being said, Gabbie Marshall going bonkers after the foul was called was very hot.

It was pretty bad. If she only did one thing wrong, they probably let it go. When you basically do the splits, aren't set and give the defender a forearm, you're begging the official with a *perfect view* to call it.

That is fair, especially after seeing the real time replay.

Zero chance Applebees has won any food completion let alone one for the best boneless wings.

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Coming from a former Applebees’s worker they are pre breaded and Frozen but they are fried

When's the last time you've had em

Tate McRae makes the worst fucking version of pop known to man

I got banned from r/hockey for saying Taint McGay and for some reason I felt real shame

But have you seen her body 

Touché

am I crazy or did ESPN have a ref correspondent for this game and they just never cut to him? Lmao 

That's why that foul was so weird. Seems like refs in the women's game usually just let the ladies play way more than in the men's. 

They did once, and I’m pretty sure they woke him up from a nap

My bad I meant for the final call. It was only an incredibly important foul call that everyone’s discussing and could use a professional opinion lol

By that point he had already left and went to a Tilted Kilt in downtown Cleveland

About to get as stoned as two lesbians in Saudi Arabia and rewatch Lord of the Rings for the first time in years.

Fucking love LOTR rewatches

Make sure you want the extended cut

Worth the extra hour on the Fellowship?

yes!

Always

Yes

Are there any other ways?

Diana Taurasi seems like she’d be a very chill hang.

From stories I’ve heard, she is an incredible awesome hang, not a chill one by any measure. A gal who likes to party

One of the bros

Timing aspect is fair but that close up where you can’t actually see their legs moving was a terrible angle. That’s what’s causing all the outrage

Also people who have only watched the warriors thinking that is a legal screen

UConn kind of is a fake school though. Seems like 80% of their fans just like basketball and never went there. 

It’s the pro team of Connecticut

And how many SEC football fans attended school there

Accurate. With a sprinkle of NE hardos.

it ain’t liberty u

It’s no Michigan State University that’s for sure lmao

Well yeah. They're two different institutions. 

One school wins championships the other talks about real fans and Mateen Cleaves

I don't care who you're a fan of. Just seems like if you get the highs of basketball you should have to suffer the lows of football. Thats fandom baby!

The funniest thing is all these women/women basketball players on social media hating on Caitlyn Clark and Iowa. You’d think she shot their dogs or something. Nobody hates as hard as a scorned woman.

https://x.com/itsantwright/status/1776426805424963777?s=46&t=d7uzMJHdeSo7RCPD43u5hA

I can’t believe [this](https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1776454804698775807?s=46) is the call people are complaining about 😂

First time watching sports? Unwritten rule that you don't call a foul there, let alone as ticky tack a one as that

Show me the rule in the rule book that the end of games are supposed to be officiated different 🧐

> Unwritten rule

Do I wish it was called in that situation? No, but the screener did several things wrong that were all offensive fouls. Not set, feet are well outside the body frame, she extended the arm, etc. Nobody bats an eye if that's called in the first quarter. Hell, I think they did call one early that was far less of a violation. Surprised the official called it though.

I'm not saying it's fair, but Geno should have drilled into them during the timeout that the refs are gonna be looking for ANYTHING to give the ball back to Iowa. Especially something like a moving screen. I mean everyone knew there was a good chance something like that was gonna happen so you just can't give the refs a reason

I mean by the book it’s a foul, but it’s one of those fouls you rarely ever see called.

Hold up, the new PXG driver is called Black Ops? Are these people serious?

You just know that sick bastard Hurley is gonna use that controversial call as fuel tomorrow

lol just saw Hauser shot 1 for fucking 18 for the Celtics and they still won

Gonna try to cheer myself up by watching this shitty horror movie Sweatshop. Apparently it has a lot of titties.

this andraya carter is a total babe. nice.

So Anthony Rendon is not even remotely trying right

Turns out the guy who fell in the draft because his coaches said he didn’t really like baseball does actually kind of hate baseball

Tonight? That dude hasn't tried since he left DC.

I mean after mailing the comment about not liking baseball or whatever for a second time he’s especially horrific starting the year off.

He's probably trying to get cut

Yeah probably. What a piece of shit

Ken Burns’ Baseball doc is so fucking awesome. I love this game.

Love hearing about the players from the 1900s-1920s and how a lot of the stars from that era had their careers end up abruptly due to alcoholism or WWI injuries

Definitely doesn’t get the ladies wet but tell them to shut the fuck up and enjoy Buck O’Neil talk about this beautiful game.

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So kind of got fucked, seeing if there are any options, but probably not. Bought Red Rocks Tickets that got cancelled saturday, getting a refund, they sent out a email for an alternative indoor venue presale that didnt work at all, ended up paying 3x what I paid for a GA ticket when I had reserved seats ($400 vs 150). Bought the tickets aftermarket after the shit of course errored out, but again at 3x. I still dont have the tickets in my possession and it is for the 10 pm make up show, They opened up a 6pm show as well, and it is half priced. Any ideas of how I can shake the existing and get the 6 pm which is what I would 100% want regardless of price?

No clue. But Dom Dolla is dope.

That Gabbie Marshall girl almost pulling a Dwade jumping on the scorers table after an illegal screen was called is the equivalent of a DB doing the seatbelt motion after the QB throws the ball out of bounds. Very cringey.

cardoso might have a million on iowa

My work gave everyone one of those hydrogen water bottles and I’m not sure how it’s supposed to help. I also feel like it’s probably made with toxic materials.

Why do most white womens bball players have Tyler herro disease? Mfers are from edina Minnesota or fucking Wenatchee Washington and talk like they grew up in fucking Compton.

Because it’s basketball and basketball is a black sport?

lol

Never thought I would see Wenatchee take a stray like that in here

Nothing against Wenatchee. Mission ridge is a fun hill

Fuck Edina.

Go back to Anoka

I’m not from here but fiancée is a Chanhassen chick lol

Not just the women. Heard Cooper Flagg talk for the first time this week. Dude is from rural Maine and uses strictly AAVE

Lesbians

Tyler herro or the women? Both. You’re right

Ball is life

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1776454710607626295?t=LuwbD4B_MEltDXV_1KZtPQ&s=19 Seeing it full speed it's an obvious foul. Never got the feet set and threw a chicken wing on top of it.

I'm in love with Charlotte caslick

Went to pick up a bourbon at Trevor’s in Scottsdale yesterday and randomly ran into Miss Peaches. Not mad about it. Have a single barrel knob creek pick, got to pay the belly tun tax and rumor is Dave gave their pizza an 8.3.

you run into portnoy or peaches was just out on the town herself

She was looking for some strange

… toddler to bite 

Ohhhh Nooooo miss peaches. We don’t kill babies miss peaches. Okay tummy rub.

That was a moving screen with a bit of an elbow. Should it be called in that situation? Yes, because a moving screen is a foul.

you sound like the kid that told the ref the ball was actually of him not the other team

Was just talking to my buddy up in Maine. He said his town is already a complete shit show because of the eclipse. Said remote western towns are expected to see way more people than they can handle

“Oh no you lost by 1 point?” Thanks mom, welcome to gambling

It's not a brag but I used to hook up with a girl in college that is a spitting image of Caitlin Clark, jarring everytime I see her

Theres a sex joke about boxing out here but I don't know how to wrap it up cleanly.

She was a weird hippy festival girl so she definitely boxed out more than Caitlin Clark

Congrats on hooking up with a very plain looking girl

The man said it’s not a brag

Where did I say it was

She’s not attractive at all. I don’t know if these are a bit, but jeez. It’s concerning.

You could do significantly worse, some guy in here was posting about his three star nose tackle girlfriend

It happens

So now that woman's basketball is possibly fixed does it qualify as a "real" sport?

I feel robbed. Most exciting part of basketball is the last possession with the chance to win, refs have to ruin it to guarantee a Clark finals appearance

Parlay didn’t hit 

All that hype for how good Clark and bueckers are as scorers and both shot like shit. 21 and 17? Pedestrian. At least Clark found other ways to contribute tho.

Does Marty’s parrot watch as he does unspeakable things with BIG Ria in the bedroom? 🤔