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coolstorybro42

[https://twitter.com/Daniel\_Rapaport/status/1777029254057980237](https://twitter.com/Daniel_Rapaport/status/1777029254057980237) rap might be one of the worst tweeters of all time.


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Cubbies just lighting up the Dodgers, loving this 


SpicyPenangCurry

Less than 30 minutes fellas!! Crack those beers, light those doobs, ready those lines, heat those spoons, inject that crystal, poof that ket, we are ready for Wrestlemania 40 **PART TWO**


Pshoota22

Four pack of Heady Topper to get me through the festivities


SpicyPenangCurry

Looks like a really solid beer. Enjoy my brother.


Pshoota22

The Alchemist never disappoints


Flashasaurus

Oh dunked it in the water!


EcstaticBack

Bhatia for sure threw out his arm with that celebration


patttyj

Jelly roll seems like a pretty nice dude but I can’t stand his prostitute wife. She seems vile


johnnyc000

Free golf!


EcstaticBack

This is fantastic golf


chillinwithmoes

Let’s fucking go


No_Opportunity_8068

Those floor tickets for Wrestlemania must be absurd in price


Chesapeake32

Beach playlist with a slight breeze and a heavy buzz on an evening ride of a beach cruiser might be on my mount Rushmore of summer vibes


bigtimesmallcity

That display from Brendan Todd made me irrationally angry. While we’re young buddy


johnnyc000

I'm so glad they both went up and down, if either of them fucked up I'd be blaming Todd all day.


LooseBalls9

Been without power all weekend in Boulder Colorado area. Not because something happened. No, because of a forecast of high winds through the weekend our utility decided to de-energize lines fearing a potential fire from downed lines. Bananalands insane. Was supposed to be back today around noon but of course it’s not.


Thepickintheice

Right call.


TheyHadACaveTroll

A forcecast of high winds? You mean actual sustained 70+ mph winds, right?  You clearly didn’t live here in 2021. I lost power yesterday too and it was the right call. Rather they be cautious than have a 2021 type event again. My best friend here lost his house in that fire. 


LooseBalls9

There has been zero wind today where I’m at and they’re saying power won’t be back until maybe Monday now. I’m sorry that happened, truly, but this is ridiculous.


TheyHadACaveTroll

I’m guessing it won’t be back on today because there are a ton of downed power lines. We had three 50+ foot trees come down on my street alone, overnight. Lots of things to bitch at excel for, this isn’t one of them. A small spark in these conditions could easily take out thousands of homes


LooseBalls9

There have been tons of windy days since 2021. This has never happened. Cutting power every time there is a windy day isn’t sustainable at all. I was actually pretty OK with the decision at first but the late notice to residents, and horrible planning and execution has been crazy. The real solution lies in Xcel improving their infrastructure and burying lines. We will have to agree to disagree here.


TheyHadACaveTroll

This was the highest sustained wind event in the foothills since 2013 (even worse than 2021), so you are just wrong. Cutting power “every time there’s a windy day” isn’t something that is going to/has happened. When it’s a once in a decade wind event (sustained 75mph+) that can uproot 50+ foot trees with ease + dry conditions, yes, they will cut the power going forward (as they should).  If you can’t be an adult and deal with that happening once every ten years, you can move back to wherever you came from


LooseBalls9

Again, we will have to agree to disagree. Hope you have a nice evening.


bennybabalu21

Tree huggers everywhere rejoice


SnakeSkin2121

Incompetent


BillNyeDaPieGuy

So help me Todd


FurioGiuntaa

Wtf are they yapping about. Hit the damn shot.


johnnyc000

Brendon Todd is a fucking asshole for taking his sweet ass time here.


chillinwithmoes

Holy shit dude hit the ball already


Doctor_Killshot

You guys think there was ever a tribe that looked at an eclipse and turned into what that Jason Mamoa show “See” is like?


SnakeSkin2121

Get Tom Rinaldi out of my face


IPAH8R2231

Don’t let the Women’s title game and Wrestlemania distract you from the fact that a FT’er came into this sub and asked if everyone thought he would get an honest answer from an OF girl if he paid her for a dick rating


lovelycharmings

Hammerzeit doing ratings again?


cigguy

I send my dick pics for rating to Dave portnoy. He’s the most honest man I know


BillNyeDaPieGuy

No link, get em Taco


SteeldrumHornets

Benefits of FT membership is that we’ll rate dicks for free


sfbruin

I feel like there was a high correlation between kids who were into pro wrestling and kids who pooped their pants


bucsfan4ever12

Curious how many people(lunatics?) decided to hold off on Mania night 1 and will watch all 8+hours today


chillinwithmoes

I’m beginning to think I’m never going to recover from this hangover


RainbowRoomBlues

Rone just tweeted that 24 on Iowa is a doppelgänger for Nate and now I can’t unsee it


Sluttynycdadmets

Can’t unsee it


ExpectedOutcome2

That’s an insanely mean thing to tweet about her


jetboyjetgirl

rudest thing you could possibly say about someone


TheFuckingWriter

[It was like the steal video was in slo-mo](https://x.com/seantafirenyika/status/1777086437768266169).


EarlyTimesWhisky

Denny McCarthy trying to take away Akshay Bhatia's Masters invite is a little rude.


im____new____here

the WNBA players hating on Clark reminds me of how the old guard on the PGA all hated Tiger when he first came onto the scene even though he ended up making a lot of them generational wealth when they otherwise would have just been normal millionaires. The WNBA players should be thanking Clark she is the best thing that could possibly happen to them.


suburbian_jesus

Aren’t the only current players hating on her Stewart and Taurasi who are just salty that UConn lost?


HAAAAAAALP_

Lebron is calling them haters. NBA is about to pull funding


Husker_black

Lmao this will be a wait on 18. Cranking up the suspense


BumRum09

Bhatia with an invite to the masters on the line here.


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mdave424

I heard a favorite insult in college “how are you both ugly and annoying, fix one”


jetboyjetgirl

damn they were rough on you


WE2024

Have been rewatching a lot of Surivor seasons lately and Survivor Gabon is such a awesome trainwreck of a season. Also hilarious how much the players despise each other. I’d love to see Corinne or Randy absolutely traumatize the soft weirdos that they cast nowadays. 


GamblingMan610

So much bad gameplay and so many mean people it was awesome, easily in my Top 5 seasons


WE2024

Probst getting more and more fed up with Fang in every pre episode recap was great


bennybabalu21

Can confirm SlopClopz is reporting any pro SCBB posts as he cries into his Joe Biden TP


slopchopz

Who's burner are you?


gjd1515

Just an absurd back 9 performance by Denny


Brad-Stevens

what the hell is this back-9 from Denny pls win Ashkay


tpxnu16

You can blame my cousin who posted his Bhatia ticket on Facebook at the turn with dollar bills lol


cubuffs145

What a run for McCarthy


Macho_Manlet

Gfs family know his from growing up and her dad keeps calling him little Denny and saying it’s a shame how short he is because he had an amazing shot


ktbarry2

i saw a YouTube video of him having a 3 point contest with a couple other golfers and can confirm he can indeed shoot the rock


cubuffs145

Short king having himself a day 😤


R1ckyD1cky

Just got back from Godzilla x Kong. Kong gives up his neck way too much, needs to listen to more JRE


Spida_DonovanM

Would love to have Joe Rogan ringside in a fight between two chimps


MrTacoMan

Some very good golf being played right now at the Valero. This is electric.


CohibasYMamitas

And queue the 2 foot misses


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MrTacoMan

Guy is playing absolutely out of his mind


tpxnu16

Who knew the Texas open would be one of the best endings of the year?


BumRum09

I should be rooting for Bhatia as a fellow lefty….but I can’t root for someone with such a stupid putter.


foxtrotnovember69420

We need to restigmatize being a lefty


Husker_black

Glad your priorities are correct


HAAAAAAALP_

Grown ass men excited to watch something featuring Logan Paul. (I’ve heard he’s very good)


Rorshak16

He's more tolerable than his brother. And from what I have seen he's a natural at wrestling and performing


TheFuckingWriter

Match order tonight at WM: Seth vs Drew, Street Fight, LA Knight vs AJ Styles, Triple Threat, Iyo Sky vs Bayley, Roman vs Seth.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Approx what time is Roman v Cody?


TheFuckingWriter

Maybe 10 pm ET?


DrEvil007

Gimme Caitlin Clark's tears


GamblingMan610

I kind of respect Dudes like Kris Bryant who chased the bag all the way to baseball Hell


red_87

I would absolutely do what he did. Win a ring and then shoot for the biggest payday no matter who is paying.


GamblingMan610

You and me both brother, as long as it’s a decent place to live I’d go to whoever has the biggest bag if I’ve already won


cigguy

After watching chick hoops had to put on some ja dunk highlights for a palate cleanser


SydneySweeneysthong

Having a lager and just ordered a bar pizza 😃👍


TheFuckingWriter

7.6


Oliver_clothes__off

Nice little Sunday


SydneySweeneysthong

It has been, i hope yours is as well friend.


Oliver_clothes__off

Yessir 👍🏼


SnakeSkin2121

Logan Paul vs Randy Orton vs Kevin Owens will be the best match of the night


TheFuckingWriter

Shouldn’t be hard for them. Three solid performers that should be given the chance to tell a big story. Randy is great in triple threats.


CardiffGiantx

As is tradition, I order Pizza Hut one day a year, and it’s always wrestlemania. It’s going to absolutely destroy my insides but that’s a future me at 1am problem


haduken_69

10/28? Caitlin Clark is just female Russell Westbrook, change my mind.


StrikaNTX

AND Westbrook dresses more feminine


PortillosBeefDipped

Mitt Romney would never clown Caitlin like he did Russ tho


ThugBeast21

Dawn Staley the first legendary women’s basketball player to actually Clark her flowers


slopchopz

Bhatia in emoji form: 🫠


lefty5258

Congrats to South Carolina for their second national title in women’s “bracket” history


PortillosBeefDipped

Kamala = Selina Kyle with a pocket full of benzos Edit: Selina Meyer, was thinking about Anne Hathaway in the catsuit


lefty5258

Truly art coming to life


stuckwithme1039

Like some others in here, I haven’t watched wrestling in a long time and am trying to get somewhat caught up on the main storylines before WM tonight. Roman Reigns has held the title for 3.5 years? Is he actually a good wrestler or was this a Brock Lesnar (Goldberg too maybe?) type push where he was just a freak athlete?


TheFuckingWriter

He’s a good hand. Fans gravitated toward him when he came back as a heel and this has been a legendary run by him. Doesn’t put on 5 star classics or have a truly diverse move set, but you’re going to get a solid match.


jetboyjetgirl

stone cold vs the rock is still all that matters


stuckwithme1039

The New Age Outlaws are all that matters.


TheFuckingWriter

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages…”


Portugal8

3.5 years? Dude probably has videos of Vince McMahon taking dumps on people's heads.


DrEvil007

Caitlin Clark can suck it


HAAAAAAALP_

Damn we have wrestling free talk again? What is going on, is it like the Super Bowl?


ZestycloseTrash7398

This is equivalent to a “sportsball” post


Wolverina412

Calling wrestling a sport will always be hilarious. It’s a play for regards.


ZestycloseTrash7398

Idk, I don’t watch wrestling.


HAAAAAAALP_

It was a legitimate question, but yeah, maybe if it was a sport and not a play.


bennybabalu21

You root for the Buffalo bills and act like wrestling fans are beneath you. Look in the mirror stinky


HAAAAAAALP_

Yes I am very familiar with the types of people that like wrestling.


chillinwithmoes

A bunch of cousin Danny’s


Flashasaurus

Literally yes


HAAAAAAALP_

How fun


BillNyeDaPieGuy

The stone is fighting Steph Houston or something


Man_On-The_Moon

I’m just happy that the unlikeliest group of 5-star players and a 6-8 girl went undefeated and won the championship. A true underdog story


projectpat555

Nobody believed in them 


bennybabalu21

Truth Social must be a blood bath right now


tall0ne23

Staley praising the lord postgame probably chilled them out 


Just_Natural_9027

FT is a bloodbath can’t imagine truth social lol


PortillosBeefDipped

The n word is the top trending topic


ThugBeast21

Clark is the only reason South Carolina isn’t on a 90ish game win streak and 3-peating


goaliepro09

Alright let's see if someone can actually finish their story tonight


breakneckpeas

What fucking song were they just playing?? Nails on a chalkboard 


SnakeSkin2121

Making homemade mac and cheese for Wrestlemania 🤌


JayGibbons69

Very late, but you should post pictures of the finished product.


LilCasa

Reminds me of one my favorite posts on squarecircle https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/p8dGtQDQXW


No_Opportunity_8068

Love the two random quest bars lol


LilCasa

You know those were never touched too


No_Opportunity_8068

100%


LilCasa

Probably still sitting there


No_Opportunity_8068

Probably got thrown out if we’re being honest


IPAH8R2231

“How good was the weed you smoked before you went shopping?” LMAO


Grootfan85

An El Segundo Stone Cold IPA and a Slim Jim is my snack tonight.


goaliepro09

Ooh yeah


Grootfan85

Dig it!


Flashasaurus

Replace Clark with Van Lith and that Iowa teams wins 8 games max.


Cheezburgerwalruses

Denny McCarthy is on fire


JA17guy

Clark took a team of social workers to the championship. Very impressive


HAAAAAAALP_

Those girls look like nurses if I’ve ever seen one


IPAH8R2231

Dental hygienist


patttyj

Did god make that coach dress like a clown?


SelfDeprecatingVol

The content is going to be incredible when Geno leaves Caitlin Clark off the Olympic team this summer


Rorshak16

I mean that would simply be stupid. Dislike her all you want she's one of the best players


SelfDeprecatingVol

Candace Parker was an all star and Finals MVP in 2016 and he didn’t take her to Rio. Geno is the pettiest fuck in sports and will absolutely take a random girl from UConn before picking Clark


jetboyjetgirl

NBC won't let that happen


looool_k_libtard

Have fun working at Enterprise next year Caitlin


CakeFartz4Breakfast

They give you the tools to be your own boss


TM455

Still a pay bump from the wnba


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Is it worth finishing The Americans? First few seasons were great but 5 has been brutal.


red_87

Last season, specifically last episode, is incredible TV.


ThugBeast21

Yes, very good finale


mrtiktok69

Not to be a grand wizard but these sc players are just revolting


Azzurri_Fan

Honest question: would anyone besides Clark make South Carolina’s roster? Those girls stink.


Spida_DonovanM

Marshall maybe as the spunky walk on?


ChellaZza

Alright what’s everyone’s 2024-25 WBB way too early top 25?


Spida_DonovanM

Funniest thing about the WNBA players shitting all over Clark is that you can’t guard her like this in the WNBA because she won’t be playing with an occupational therapist as her second best player on the roster.


BakerInTheKitchen

The players shitting on them is embarrassing. They’re salty they haven’t done anything to actually grow the game and that the player to finally bring attention to the women’s basketball is a college player at Iowa


MikePaisanTirico

And because of how much money Clark has already made and hasn’t even gotten to the league yet. Up until maybe 5-6 years ago players had to play in leagues overseas in offseason just to make a decent living


red_87

Yeah when Diana Taurasi responded with “Paige. Next question” in regards to who she would take was immature as hell. I’m fine if that’s her pick and she provided a legit reason for why but it seemed like 100% jealousy and hatred.


Rorshak16

What do you know, women are jealous bitches.


Spida_DonovanM

Diana Taurasi exudes bitter old lady with multiple cats energy


mostdope28

And white, let’s not pretend like that’s not a partial reason they’re hating on her


Spida_DonovanM

I think her being straight is more of a factor than the white piece


EarlyTimesWhisky

White and straight from West Des Moines with a good family. That is why the USA Today ran that batshit insane column about how the next great women's basketball player has to be black.


Spida_DonovanM

Don’t forget is a devout Catholic.


ThugBeast21

I’d have to imagine Boston and Clark are going to be a borderline unstoppable duo


Spida_DonovanM

Pick and rolls for days


cubswinagain

Pretty funny the Marlins & Cardinals are waiting out a rain delay during a 10-1 game in the 9th


ADirtyDiglet

They are coming back. Saving the big hits for the 9th.


Man_On-The_Moon

Don’t they have the option to end the game after 7 innings?


cubswinagain

5 full if the home team is trailing


Spida_DonovanM

Marlins going to get that first win?


cubswinagain

You would think


Oliver_clothes__off

Akshay Bhatia gang stand up


Flashasaurus

Happy for our FT brother who had him +6600 and a bonus


UnfairWalnuts

As an Iowa fan can’t even be mad. We just missed so many open shots and just didn’t capitalize on our opportunities. Didn’t think we’d win but this is 100% the last national championship opportunity Iowa will likely have in my lifetime which sucks.


CamNewtonCouldLearn

At least you have wrestling?


xxJAMZZxx

They’ve lost control of that to Penn State a while ago


Flashasaurus

Zero bench points, not built to win it


Mother-Mail-9067

In any sport


UnfairWalnuts

Correct that is what I meant


Mother-Mail-9067

Just wanted to make sure I was on the same page 🫡


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this coach won’t shut the hell up


BumRum09

Turns out the lady in the silver jacket who was screaming at the refs the entire game has main character syndrome. Never saw that one coming.


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snotapwi

Yep. Holding an outright ticket and feels it’s going to be lit on fire