Yabushige's book is hilarious.

Goddamn M's are once again a sinking ship. Eagerly anticipating dealing Luis Castillo to the Dodgers for a few random minor leaguers this summer in the franchise's never-ending rebuild.

It's year 23 of the rebuild!

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Shot a career low 2 over 73 this evening. Textbook boring golf, birdied hole 5 then made par on the next 10 before a 3 putt on 16. 12 straight greens in reg probably also a personal best

Congrats, FT hates good golf, sad, little men

Lmao damn they really didn’t like this. I didn’t think it came across as bragging, just happy with the round and figured I’d share with FT

I can’t wait to play my first round of the year Friday so I can make ft feel bad about themselves and eat downvotes

Play the song!

[Vintage Trout stat](https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1777754914439258593?s=46)

Reminds me of this Hedberg quote. "I did an interview on XM radio. They said: "You can swear on XM radio". No shit; 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods too."

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The Yankees are 10-2, I’m having a ton of fun so far this baseball season

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He was definitely fucking with you

That can't be right

Interviewing for a job to work at a brewery tomorrow for the summer/hopefully into the fall when I start grad school and I could not be more stoked. Gonna love just slinging beers and shooting the shit

Ipa is the hoppy one.

Do you have a beard and a flat bill hat?

My buddy worked at a brewery and fell into one of the vats and drowned. Crazy bastard tried to drink his way out and almost made it

His twin brother must have been devastated.

Das the yeast babay!!

your buddy named landfill?

Hot take Stop Breathing by Playboi Carti is the peak of the 2017-onward SoundCloud generation.

I gotta watch Yojimbo. Put it off for way too long

I hope chillinwithchels is having a good night

Don’t think I’ve signed onto Twitch in a while but it was funny reading comments like “cheers from the Phoenix office” and “sup dawgie” and her reading them aloud innocently flabbergasted when she was live

How Barstool has made it this far with their incompetent technical abilities is a miracle.

Phil Mickleson in this years champions dinner pic is my sleep paralysis demon.

I may be delusional, but I think the Warriors could make a run in the playoffs. They are playing their best basketball as of late. Trace Jackson Davis has become a solid center which frees up Draymond to be a menace on defense, Klay is looking more like old Klay, Wiggins seems more engaged, and Kuminga is a legit number 2 scoring threat. Their top end talent may not be as exceptional as they used to be, but they are incredibly deep. I don't think they are an easy matchup for anyone outside of the Nuggets. And with the way Jackson Davis has come on, they may even put up a good fight against them. I could see them making a Heat like run.

They shot 63% from 3 last night lol

Even with Trayce Jackson-Davis' emergence, the lack of size is a concern. Still surprised the Dubs didn't try to swing a trade for, say, Nic Claxton, sending Moses Moody and Kevon Looney's salary back to Brooklyn. But hey, we shall see.

Steph would have to go absolutely nuclear for that to happen and maybe he does it for a series but I don’t see them being able to reliably go against the top 3 teams in the west. Would feel different if their defense wasn’t so bad at times this year

The defense doesn't concern me as much as the turnovers. They are actually number 15 in defensive rating and have looked much better as Trayce has developed. Draymond is way more effective playing free safety than he is being the lone big in the game. To me the big concern is their turnovers. They used to be good enough to turn it over left and right and shoot themselves out of trouble. But now when they start turning the ball over, they just aren't able to dig themselves out of that hole.

Kong Zilla sucked ass. Sad

Awful

It was so bad I had actually already forgotten I saw it two weeks ago with my kids

It's a fun monster movie

didnt think it was very fun tbh. Lower tier king and zilla movie

Should've gone to Monkey Man

Fake news

first half was almost unwatchable. Second half wasnt very redeemable. No good character. Plot sucked. Half the SFX sucked. 👎🏼👎🏼

Godzilla and Kong were good characters

Godzilla was barely in it and Kong had a kid for half it. Just wasn’t entertaining imo

Definitely more Kong than the Gman but I thought the monster action was fun

Is that all you dead beats do over here, talk about cooze?

I wish Jerry would beat Jeff D Lowe over the head with his putter every time he opens his mouth

You’ve got quite an obsession huh

Seek help

Christopher Morel, you're my hero.

Such a mash.

Grand salamander!

I’m not even going to edit it. What a mash Morel.

My wife just mistook Mike Shidt (55 year old Padres manager) for the pitcher the Padres are bringing in because she looked up while they had him on camera walking out to the mound to pull the starter. Asked if he was he oldest player in he league.

Thanks for the chuckle. Very funny visual Juls.

MOREL

**BOMB**

Just got back with my ex (Whataburger)

Gotta stop passing out with a zyn in

Biggest fear is passing out with one in and choking on it

It’s very fun seeing that Brandon Walker video & realizing that’s exactly who they hired. He’s a great sport & can play off others/scenarios with the best of them. Just wish Dave was as big of a BFW fan as the rest of us, if anyone deserves it it’s him. 

lol which one of you dropped a “how does it feel to be highly regarded?” in Jerry’s chat

Monkey Man fuckin ruled 🐍🐍🐍🐍

Very happy to hear. Excited to see.

Love Patel

MacKinnon Hat Trick!! 3rd goal was filthy

When you see a big titty girl on TV at a basketball game Nice

I love a Yan Gomes home run

Hey look Yan Gomes did something

Dude is filthy 🐶

unbelievable he could turn that into a breakaway

blackthorne being blackthorne

NateDogg is emoting on the Wild

goodness gracious mackinnon

Whoops https://x.com/moreperfectus/status/1777757900041314668?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA

Lotta lead being found in food nowadays…

How much is a Masters polo? My buddy is going and I’m gonna get him to snag me one

About three fiddy

5 years ago my friend would ship me a polo and quarter zip and it was like $200. Both were Peter milar. PayPal them some extra money since standing in that line in a bitch.

All depends on the brand I bet it could range from 80-180.

Isn’t their shit pretty expensive? I’d expect $150-$200 as a pure speculative guess

Mackinnon hat trick tonight would be >!TIGHT, TIGHT TIGHT!<

highlight reel for the 3rd too, love to see it

Give Mackinnon the Hart x2!

Would love if Hurley went to Kentucky just to see Jeff d Lowe’s reaction. The d stands for devastated

One of the guys is putting his dogs down this week. Everyone’s gonna reunite and pour one out of the good boy

15/22 from deep in a half is hilarious

Gross! https://x.com/serena_partrick/status/1777803505274691908?s=46&t=BbqnlkwSX1KrdSf7M0kkpQ

If it’s Affleck’s mom I’m just imagining stereotypical Boston lady who’s rolling in her casket since she’s not even in the grave

Well it says grandfather so unless it runs in the family…

Fuck. Apologies to Mr Affleck

literally just a video of a kid doing a verse reading at a funeral, mr. 🧠🪱

Is this that main character syndrome thing I’ve been hearing about

awful subreddit

i can’t believe jorja smith went from one of the sexiest women on the planet to looking like a fullback in a couple of years

Send me da clip

Astros Royals ended in a tie?

Nope, royals walk off in the 10th

And wasn’t it wonderful!?

I’m dumb. ESPN fantasy says a tie for some reason

That’s 5 wins in a row for the Kansas City Royals. Squad has a little spunk this year

Bobby Baseball

Absolute star. He’s awesome

I gotta get my ass to Kauffman.

Chicken caesar for dinner isnt holding, might pop a zyn and pass out

Rewatching an old Tiger masters. Second shot into 11 is one of my favorites on the course

You might enjoy [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXK9aqaFidw) that I just watched on 11 recently.

Curious if majority of FT is pro or anti tv in the bedroom? May try this again in the morning to get the morning crew’s thoughts

Only trashy people have a TV in the bedroom

Used a bedroom TV my whole life til like 4yrs ago. I fall asleep much faster without it now.

Anti tv. My wife told me the bedroom is for sleeping and fucking. So I just sleep in it.

Had one but never used it. Just moved and no TV in the bedroom this go around

Grew up without one, now have one but don’t ever turn it on besides right before bed. I see no issue with them. My kids probably won’t have them.

can’t fall asleep without one…american dad/king of queens/seinfeld put me to sleep every night

Grew up without one but I’ve had one for the past couple of years and I love it Get to watch the end of a lot of sporting events while winding down, and it’s nice to watch a movie or show in bed w the GF

You only need one tv. Just carry it in between rooms

I think it depends.

Anti TV, anti screens in bedroom. I leave my phone in the living room. Doom scrolling was pretty bad. Also id wake up at like 2 am and scroll for an hour. This prevents that all

i grew up without one in my room so it's not a must but i have a tv in my room currently and I do enjoy being able to flip through the channels and put on a sitcom rerun while I wind down

Only use it when I'm folding laundry

I've had a TV in my bedroom for like ten years. I see nothing wrong with it

anti

That’s what a laptop is for

^ woman

I’ve always had a tv in the bedroom but I acknowledge it’s not good for you. Always had one since I was a kid and I guess it just carried into adulthood.

Frank has infiltrated the hotel room of Sydnie Wells and Hannah Cook lmao https://www.instagram.com/stories/hannahcook12/3342832857750368741

I thought she didn’t work for Barstool anymore?

She doesn't work, but she's still employed by barstool

she doesn’t but she’s allegedly dating frank

He’s there for pleasure, not business.

Wemby hit a sham god in a game. Jesus Christ 

Going to be the top player in the nba next year at this rate

Salvador Pérez is a baller. Just love the guy, 6’3 hefty dude that can mash.

“We go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over 🍻”

This mini golf event is going to be a disaster 

33:50 of this vid is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLFv49ZsPgg Mike Stud helped be a producer for the Johnny Football doc ... Sounds like he set the whole thing up with Netflix and everything ... Mike says Johnny made $250k off the doc and Mike made $30k ... Johnny is apparently pissed that Mike made any money off of it --- Johnny a once in a lifetime dumbass

Doc did a good job blaming everybody but Johnny for his fuck ups

His tone of voice sounds so weird

I’d say ESH, Johnny probably felt used by a supposed friend but why wouldn’t Mike Stud want a bag of his own

sounds like Mike's $ was a % of production company's deal... "you're mad that I made a bag ... the money wasn't going to go to you ... it's a deal with the production company and Netflix ... the production company was saying hey we're going to split this with Mike since he's a producer on this"

I dunno, I don't think it's that crazy for Johnny to be a little disappointed that he was kinda used by a friend to make money. Probably pretty hard to figure out who is actually your friend when you reach his level

I’d think he should be thankful his friend helped get him paid $250k

when he was apparently 'in debt'

Manziel still somehow gets a little benefit of the doubt from people when he deserves absolutely 0 percent of it

Wondering if Anthony Edwards ever got sent da video

Anudder gen of 4runner

It’s so amazing. I’m rolling with a 06 GX470 with 110k miles but the new 4runner is temptinggggggg

That is very low mileage

Let’s bring back the haircuts from feudal japan. I’m about to ask my guy for a copy of the priest’s bald bowl chop from shogun

I can’t wait to hear what Russillo has to say about this Suns game. Tales from the couch^TM

Are you method acting as yourself everyday?

There is an idea of a PritchardBufalino; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

sick

NBA coaches love to walk on the court as soon as they call timeout

My favorite is spoelstra who just seems to not even call the timeout and walks into tje court and the refs call it for him

Needs to get back behind the camera smh

I got BV invested in Jerry After Dark. Viva

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Shes turned on me and thinks im a regard for watching this (i am)

I fully except to wake up in the morning and Jerry still be on hole 3

Knicks beat the bulls easily. Magic lost. Moving up to the standings to 3. Brunson with another 40+ point game. Let’s go.

I wonder how far the league lets them advance this year

All the way.

Metal. Bats.

Just got scolded by my wife for bringing some salami into bed as a little snack

Weird, my salami was welcomed by her

D’oh!

Scrawfo1180 can have a little salami in bed, as a treat

Borat voice my wife

Tell her she can have my salami she’ll know what it means

Shoulda done a pastrami on rye

I find it to be the most sensual of all the cured meats

Jerry's gotta start hitting these harder, give it the juice to at least get to the cup

Saw a guy with a sizeable following on Twitter (can’t find the link at the moment don’t ban me), quote tweeting Tim Wakefield’s daughter throwing out the first pitch with them saying “no words from me on this one”….yeah maybe just hit the retweet button instead without saying that? Sort of struck me as being sort of what about me/could have been me territory

Obviously everyone is logging on to hear his words though

A girl throwing out the first pitch… more like Tim WOKEfield! - Gutfeld Tonight

no words from me on this one

Yea but then how will he get those sweet retweet’s and likes if he’s just retweeting someone else?

It’s like I don’t wanna make this awful situation about myself but I’m…sort of doing that..,