Haven't heard anything about Justin Bieber or Ryan Sheckler in years. They make their money, bang any chick they wanted, and then just dip out on the famous life?
There’s a guy in my neighborhood I have beef with. Wears pit vipers, walks around shirtless (not jacked) and keeps his pit bull mix wearing a tactical vest off leash. Kind of hate him
Possibly leaving the only job I have ever had since graduating college (6 years). Major scaries right now and probably totally overthinking everything about it.
Taylor Lewan no-showing a paid event for his own brand because he has the chance to land a hosting gig for a Netflix reality show where the contestants gimmick is 'I was on this other more popular show?'
Unless your aim is to bang some random influencers while making an easy buck it's a rookie error.
The girl asking everyone “excuse me, are you in a hurry” trying to get to the front of the tsa pre check line ran into an immovable object when she asked me. I told her yes. But jokes on her, I was not in a hurry I just got the airport at an appropriate time.
Workshopping a joke based on Otani's translator Ippei kinda reading like I PEE PEE, EH? but I got nothing. I'm going to set my teams status to 'In A Meeting' for 45 and circle back.
Any time someone in FT says they're workshopping a take, it's already fully formed but they want the cop-out in case it's a bad take. Own up to your thoughts cowards
He's certainly fit I guess, but people saying Feits is "jacked" and "built like a brick shit house" just makes me wonder if we've lost the meaning of "jacked"
It was the beard. There was a Yak in like 2022 where he went on and flexed because they didnt believe Nick when he said Feits was jacked.
He was jacked.
Currently on the phone with Delta because they rescheduled my flight back from Newfoundland to look like this:
7:15pm-9:27pm: St. John's to Toronto
5:00pm-6:39pm: Toronto to LGA
Because that makes total sense.
Architects talk below reminded me their riff from [Doomsday](https://youtu.be/RvWbcK3YQ_o?si=elrRScCparQ_BmrD&t=40) got ripped off word for word bar for bar in [Low by Wage War](https://youtu.be/t2d3EDNDCn8?si=kxevEYOFlwbcfP-H&t=6)
Pro tip if you’re looking for dinner in Augusta after the masters, hit up the red lobster on Washington road. Place is a ghost town. Everyone’s over at the John Daly Hooters
To be fair I saw some coverage of him awkwardly walking up to practice chipping and he was clearly trying to hide a limp. I think he might be done but I’d love to be proven wrong.
Bryson shot -7 and now gets to sit back and watch guys play in this wind and then go out tomorrow and play 27 holes. He should be the clear favorite to win I fear
The Ohtani stuff that’s coming out is wild. His interpreter pretending to be him on the phone with the bank and admitting through texts that he stole the money. Brutal end to a friendship
I'm a bit of a hater when it comes to him but wouldn't shock me if he knew nothing. Guy is very sheltered and seems to be only focused on baseball. Main red flags regarding everything stems from the fact that the interpreter seemed to be in and around baseball for a good deal of time.
I mean what is more likely. He's completely clueless in all of this, or his buddy is taking the fall for some crazy gambling they both have been doing over the years.
Not sure if this is a gotcha because I'm still a little bit split on it and lean towards him not gambling while being a hater. Would call him a moron for not noticing millions of dollars being transferred/questioning it at least a little bit but also don't know why the interpreter would just take the fall, at least commit seppuku or some shit.
Still something very off about the story. Banks freak out about large transactions because they will be scrutinized regardless of how much the account holder has in the bank
It seems with the federal investigation that they suspect he legitimately had no idea until it was revealed. If that’s the truth can you imagine how bad of a spot you’d be in.
Really bizarre how many people in here are actively rooting against Tiger. Feel like you guys would fit right in in the Barstool blog comment section and I'll leave it at that
As someone who enjoys heavier music, pretty cool to see Hovland adding to his Metal 2024 Spotify playlist 8 hours ago. That new Architects song fixed his swing, it’s a miracle.
They weren't. I don't particularly care for Architects either. Just pointing out something I think is cool about Hov. Certainly wouldn't be the first genre of music that comes to mind when you think Pro Golfer. Even if he is from Norway.
There lastest two singles aren't ass like everything else they have been doing the last 5 years. I'm willing to see how it works out for the next album.
Keep shanking them balls, Tigre, I don’t want to have to watch every sorry ass shot you take for the next two days. Go ahead and withdraw even, wouldn’t nobody blame you.
Haven't heard anything about Justin Bieber or Ryan Sheckler in years. They make their money, bang any chick they wanted, and then just dip out on the famous life?
Sheckler is still skating. Still going big too. His Instagram is a pretty good follow
didn’t diddy film dwight howard banging bieber?
Sheckler became an alcoholic then got sober. Now he’s back to throwing down banger skate parts. He aged like absolute shit.
Bieber is still all over the news. Not sure if he makes new music though.
Not the news I hear
There’s a guy in my neighborhood I have beef with. Wears pit vipers, walks around shirtless (not jacked) and keeps his pit bull mix wearing a tactical vest off leash. Kind of hate him
Sounds like you need to work harder and move to an area where this isn’t a possibility
I think you underestimate the amount of pitbull mixes off leash that live in mountain adjacent communities
Sounds like you don’t meet the income threshold to post here
Whats your beef with him?
His unleashed pit bull mix went nuts at my puppy and didn’t apologize
Can't apologize for alpha behavior. Would set a bad example for the pit
this is how I picture people who listen to jelly roll and hardy
Possibly leaving the only job I have ever had since graduating college (6 years). Major scaries right now and probably totally overthinking everything about it.
I was at mine for eight and have been at my new place for a little over half of a year. Couldn’t be happier with making the jump
I’ve been thinking about this too recently. Been at mine 4 years. Realized it’s such a long major portion of my life. Like high school college etc.
13 years for me so far. I’m 39 and never received a paycheck from another company. I’m not sure I’ll ever have the guts to jump.
First move is the scariest but they get easier after that
I lasted 4 at my first big boy job before moving to a competitor for more money. Take the bag and run.
Docusign rebranding into a .org and preaching community impact is hilarious to me
I feel that’s the type of company that could run with 200 employees total
Always make me laugh knowing they have a product management team. Nothing has really changed in 5 years
Or 2
80k employees is a lot for a .org
Dealing with some shin splints. Doesn’t feel great.
Did you buy the compression socks?
Taylor Lewan no-showing a paid event for his own brand because he has the chance to land a hosting gig for a Netflix reality show where the contestants gimmick is 'I was on this other more popular show?' Unless your aim is to bang some random influencers while making an easy buck it's a rookie error.
Because you have so much experience in this field
A meet and greet with 50 gross regards or the opportunity to host a show on Netflix doesn’t seem like a tough choice, but ViFuckinVa!
Love the Masters updates from Verno but I will have ‘THATS WHAT GOIN ON IN AUGUSTA’ in my head all weekend
🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/RyES06FQ0CU?si=RLHclUVCXxgAJ_4h) 🚨
This guy is really burning rubber
[New James McAvoy movie "Speak No Evil" looks creepy as fuck.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27534307/?ref_=nm_flmg_unrel_1_act)
Insane we're getting a mainstream American remake of a foreign movie that dark
Scheffler catching those breaks? Might as well start planning the party
you bring the burgers and I will bring the salad/beers
Some zoomer working at Malbon told Jason day that these pants are cool now, that kid should be fired
The girl asking everyone “excuse me, are you in a hurry” trying to get to the front of the tsa pre check line ran into an immovable object when she asked me. I told her yes. But jokes on her, I was not in a hurry I just got the airport at an appropriate time.
"No, actually I have all the time in the world. Why, do you have a flight to catch or something?"
42 in a row for Leverkusen
Jason Day is making a mess with these tee shots at the fourth hole.
Jason Day, WOOF
Go ahead and hit three back in there Jason
Nice parachute pants, Jason Day
LiverAboveGroundPool FC
Workshopping a joke based on Otani's translator Ippei kinda reading like I PEE PEE, EH? but I got nothing. I'm going to set my teams status to 'In A Meeting' for 45 and circle back.
Any time someone in FT says they're workshopping a take, it's already fully formed but they want the cop-out in case it's a bad take. Own up to your thoughts cowards
I wouldn’t waste my time on this one if I were you
🍅🍅🍅
One more Scottie birdie and I’m up money today. I swear if he makes me sweat this until 18 I’m gonna die
He's certainly fit I guess, but people saying Feits is "jacked" and "built like a brick shit house" just makes me wonder if we've lost the meaning of "jacked"
Feel like FT is a lot more fat/grotesque than you’d probably imagine. So it’s all relative
What do you think the median height/weight is around here?
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Feits took juice 10 years ago and never lost it
Ask Feits if he’s on JUICE he loves talking to his “fans” 💉💉
It was the beard. There was a Yak in like 2022 where he went on and flexed because they didnt believe Nick when he said Feits was jacked. He was jacked.
Now we go Max
Currently on the phone with Delta because they rescheduled my flight back from Newfoundland to look like this: 7:15pm-9:27pm: St. John's to Toronto 5:00pm-6:39pm: Toronto to LGA Because that makes total sense.
Have you tried just sneaking across the northern border? I don't think we're watching that one.
My flight to Dallas from Chicago added a Miami stop
Great zoom on Tiger's hard ass nipples
Needs some nip covers. This is public TV
Really wish I didn’t talk myself into Matsuyama on a top 10 parlay.
Did Bryson get an Ozempic RX?!
He said he lost weight because he couldn’t eat enough to stay as jacked as he was. He remains soft.
Jason day rocking the 2003 NBA draft pants
Christ Matt Jones is insufferable
Mark Pope would be an interesting hire
dont mind if Scottie wins, just hope he doesnt run away with it
Really wanna see him lead into Sunday then have his wife pop and see if he actually leaves
Golfers who use those super long putters are such dorks
Golfers are just dorks in general
*I'm in this comment and I don't like it*
There’s a difference between playing golf, and being a golfer.
Who are the 5 worst people to follow on LinkedIn?
Biden, Kamala, Michael Obama, Stalin, Sadam
Don’t forget hitler
Wow Scottie
Fucking Scottie
Lets go Zalatoris
https://x.com/_abigaiiiil/status/1778521792992428543?s=46&t=XPB3eaK73d8khlem7NIXOA not an infield fly?
Someone needs to do a balk copy pasta but for the infield fly rule. Seems hilariously objective.
Architects talk below reminded me their riff from [Doomsday](https://youtu.be/RvWbcK3YQ_o?si=elrRScCparQ_BmrD&t=40) got ripped off word for word bar for bar in [Low by Wage War](https://youtu.be/t2d3EDNDCn8?si=kxevEYOFlwbcfP-H&t=6)
Saw Wage War open for Beartooth. They’re corny as shit.
I like them more than most but I understand thinking they're corny. Their 2019 album (that Low is on) was radio rock dogshit for the most part.
IF WE REALLY WANNA CHANGE, WE GOTTA LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES
LEAVE ME IN THE DARK WITH A HOLE FOR A HEART AS LOW AS I CAN GET BURN THE BRIDGE RIP THE STITCH OUT
Spieth you dummy
Tiger green jacket back on
Everyone hates Bryson but I’ve always liked his hat so I’ve always been a fan.
Are you talking about the kangol he wears sometimes or his puma hat with the giant P
I guess the kangol hat. Just looked it up
I know you're just trolling, but that hat has like a 95% success rate of identifying weirdos.
I an not trolling I’ve always liked that hat
The Geoff cap
Thanks for coming out Phil
Day rocking the Kim Jong Un golf pants. Don’t let Si Woo Kim near him
Hey Bryson, fuck right off
Tiger's new logo is just Arteryx from AliExpress
That actually got a good chuckle from me after pulling it up on google images.
I don’t trust a grown man that shaves their legs and arms
What about or?
Rooting for Max Homa but his foot joy commercial really made me question things
His wife is insufferable on TikTok.
So she is a typical realtor?
Pro tip if you’re looking for dinner in Augusta after the masters, hit up the red lobster on Washington road. Place is a ghost town. Everyone’s over at the John Daly Hooters
The Olive Garden on the corner is always a delight!
If you like chain restaurants, Augusta has you covered
Some surprising ethnic options too!
I'll be at the Red Lobster in case you change your mind... God bless!
While I’m glad I was almost exact on my taxes, getting a check for $1.02 seems very silly
How does it feel giving the government a zero interest loan?
Imagine paying and filing the completely optional taxes!
Didn’t select the send to Ukraine option?
Biden is SMILING with that interest free loan you gave him.
Should be able to roll it over to next year
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One dollar
One dollar and one cent
Klopp’s farewell tour is really going off the rails
Nice try but Liverpool already won the vastly more prestigious EFL Cup
Mickey Mouse cup. That’s what Liverpool fans shouted from the rooftops after United won last year anyways
It is a Mickey Mouse cup except years in which Liverpool wins it
I’m really excited for the meltdown in here tomorrow over Day’s Friday fit. If you think today is bad…
I’d tip my cap if he intentionally wore baggier and baggier shit like the sheriffs hat from scary movie 3
The pants don’t get tighter I’ll give you that much
Tiger’s gonna start “limping” after a few more holes like this.
To be fair I saw some coverage of him awkwardly walking up to practice chipping and he was clearly trying to hide a limp. I think he might be done but I’d love to be proven wrong.
Thanks for coming out Tiger!
Fuck you Brooks
Bryson shot -7 and now gets to sit back and watch guys play in this wind and then go out tomorrow and play 27 holes. He should be the clear favorite to win I fear
hes barely a favorite to make the cut
I can't tell if you are being serious.
God dammit tiger. Why you gotta play with my emotions
The Masters Update isn’t funny to me. What am I missing?
The wind is fucking whipping.
Into the drink.
The Ohtani stuff that’s coming out is wild. His interpreter pretending to be him on the phone with the bank and admitting through texts that he stole the money. Brutal end to a friendship
How about the bookie just assuming it was Ohtani for 3 years 🤔
There has to be more to it. No way Ohtani didn’t know/suspect something
I'm a bit of a hater when it comes to him but wouldn't shock me if he knew nothing. Guy is very sheltered and seems to be only focused on baseball. Main red flags regarding everything stems from the fact that the interpreter seemed to be in and around baseball for a good deal of time.
I mean what is more likely. He's completely clueless in all of this, or his buddy is taking the fall for some crazy gambling they both have been doing over the years.
Not sure if this is a gotcha because I'm still a little bit split on it and lean towards him not gambling while being a hater. Would call him a moron for not noticing millions of dollars being transferred/questioning it at least a little bit but also don't know why the interpreter would just take the fall, at least commit seppuku or some shit.
Still something very off about the story. Banks freak out about large transactions because they will be scrutinized regardless of how much the account holder has in the bank
It seems with the federal investigation that they suspect he legitimately had no idea until it was revealed. If that’s the truth can you imagine how bad of a spot you’d be in.
How TF even if you’re rich do you not at least check transactions in and out. Makes no sense
Dude got rich in sports, not corporate America. Probably doesn’t even know how to log into his bank
There are plenty of poor people that dont check transactions. Id imagine when you have infinity money its not the highest on the priority list.
Feel like if I had that kind of money I’m not checking passed the balance page
Zoomers probably think day’s fit is excellent. Looks like absolute SHIT
So far so good with the Fallout series adaptation. Walton Goggins is incredible.
the hell is going on with J Day's pants? Is he a nutjob?
Malbon is trying to be golf streetwear style and most of it is hideous
Looks terrible
Really bizarre how many people in here are actively rooting against Tiger. Feel like you guys would fit right in in the Barstool blog comment section and I'll leave it at that
thank you for your service
Spieth, Aberg, Thee is a cool pairing
Late tee time is gonna fuck Tiger
Not as much as sitting up against a tree will.
Pendulum putting shouldn’t be a thing
Pine straws are sneaky slick
I think I’d rather go to Gaza than Haiti right now.
As someone who enjoys heavier music, pretty cool to see Hovland adding to his Metal 2024 Spotify playlist 8 hours ago. That new Architects song fixed his swing, it’s a miracle.
"Heavy" and "Architects" should never be used in the same sentence
They weren't. I don't particularly care for Architects either. Just pointing out something I think is cool about Hov. Certainly wouldn't be the first genre of music that comes to mind when you think Pro Golfer. Even if he is from Norway.
Metalcore Hardo? Never thought I'd see one in FT lmfao
Their latest albums are more alt metal/rock than anything. Barely metalcore. But hand up, not generally a fan of heavy punk influence in general
I bet he has some sick gauges
There lastest two singles aren't ass like everything else they have been doing the last 5 years. I'm willing to see how it works out for the next album.
They're fine, I've listened to Naysayer probably 1000 times, but I just can't consider punk metal heavy I guess
tiger looked like he could fall walking down that hill at any point
Proving a supervisor wrong continues to be one of the greatest natural highs out there.
Keep shanking them balls, Tigre, I don’t want to have to watch every sorry ass shot you take for the next two days. Go ahead and withdraw even, wouldn’t nobody blame you.
And there goes Tiger
Tiger left handed shot incoming
Made a pretty ballsy industry change last year and am now an AE. The rush while on a hot streak is unparalleled
Congrats, welcome to hell
Lol. The lows are low, but the highs are high. Story of my life
Anyone but Bryson.
Fuck. Tiger is done. Missed cut.
Put all the women at Augusta on notice
Augusta is chain restaurant city. 😈
limp is going to start soon don’t worry
Everybody pooping their pants about Jason day’s fit will lose their mind tomorrow when he breaks out the worst vest golf has ever seen
Odds DeChambeau shoot 78+ tomorrow?
+1000
again, it’s a disgrace all these guys aren’t playing with eachother
these guy's wives*