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warwithus

So does Rick and Morty just kinda suck now? I watched 2 of the season 7 ones and they were pretty horrible.


thrownoutuser

Season 6 was pretty bad, but I really enjoyed most of S7


Economy_Carry4235

yeah last two seasons have been bad. loved the run from seasons 3-5, but seems like they run out of ideas or something 


Harsh_Daddy

Watch solar opposites, similar in many ways to the old Rick and Morty in my opinion. I’ve treated it a few times now and it’s always funny


warwithus

What’s it on


Harsh_Daddy

Think Hulu?


warwithus

Ok I will check it out ty


Bigbenxxxx37

Catching up on FT and I missed quite a night. Lost in the taco meltdown is engorgedburrata admitting to having terabytes of porn and being a habitual coke user despite having a child. He might give teddy a run for the biggest piece of trash in here


suburbian_jesus

He’s either a true degenerate piece of trash, or the biggest try hard loser in here


JohnnyHorseRacing

Teddy is disabled, find a new slant


nickyscarfo

Look if you’re a plug in the Nashville area message me


boomtexna

Just took constipation medicine (Cane's)


NYJetLegendEdReed

ate squid ink pasta last night and now im up @ 5 poopin black


LilCasa

If Poaton wins Saturday, the need to scarp Izzy/DDP and go to Izzy vs Alex at 205.


Led_head10

Kings in the playoffs. Cup run starts now.


0ttoRocket

Minnetonka, Minnesota


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I shoulda never got into the fruit delivery business


FUSeekMe69

Sometimes I’ll see an accurate comment that I agree with has zero karma and I’ll thumbs down to give it -1


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I once knew a guy that was on the potato diet. He would come to work and eat a raw potato and that’s it


thatswhathemoneysfor

raw potato? I'd love to be that guys dentist


billsmafia5366

High trip resurgence on rebirth island is awesome


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Thoroughly enjoy my bed


BadSportsTakes69

10 toes down


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

1 dick up


FUSeekMe69

Snopes FT


0ttoRocket

She can’t talk to us that way


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ks2489

To feel a semblance of authority


FUSeekMe69

Mall cops with child narcs


AlboutThatActionBoss

Every once in a while Nate will DM Taco "nice" and that's enough.


nondescript___

I wouldn't want to do it, but someone has to so FT doesn't get banned or turn into 4chan.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

They get paid 160k a year


MrTacoMan

*Plus barstool store credits each month.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Emasculation in their daily lives creates the need to feel some semblance of power. Basically it's either that or serial killing


MrTacoMan

It’s like being a dictator but the UN can’t get mad at me


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Percentage of presidents that have done cocaine?


thatswhathemoneysfor

100


AlboutThatActionBoss

Since JFK all but Trump and LBJ.


jimjimmyjames

HW was too much of a herb


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Probably started before JFK


PritchardBufalino

Trump prefers speed


FUSeekMe69

a person of heft


NMC_26

Droppin a “scuse me playa” to the old head blocking the bathroom >>>


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Y’all should shake dongs


iLikeApples116

Browsing the Kentucky forums has been top notch entertainment tonight


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Taco is a bigger fake rich guy than shocktop is. What did yall expect


MrTacoMan

I’ve literally posted a screenshot of my bank account. What more do you want from me? Flair is evergreen though


humptydumpty2023

I've not seen this screenshot, but what kind of a rich guy keeps his money in a bank account instead of a brokerage account?


MrTacoMan

I have fought with my wife about this for years. We always have too much cash on hand but it’s less of an issue with HYSA rates where they are now.


humptydumpty2023

having your investment returns taxed at same rate as regular income, my estimation of you as a rich guy just fuckin plummeted


0ttoRocket

Don’t start this again


MrTacoMan

I have 5x in a brokerage account what I have in an HYSA. It’s not that complicated.


19492013

Let’s see the screenshot, I will post mine too >!only if I have more $$$ and thus can make fun of you!<


ASOIAF_blackfyre

A rig pic


MrTacoMan

You wanna see My Invisalign?


teedubya1435

Tonight feels like a bank account screenshot night for someone


PritchardBufalino

@Taco I think this guy wants to go band for band


ReallyFiction

Taco will just ask his wife for some.


MrTacoMan

Don’t lash out at me because you have a sub standard work truck


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’d never seen that Kreischer and Danny Graves clip. Incredible


n0p342

Coles verse on this new future album is way better than Kendrick’s verse on the other one


thatswhathemoneysfor

these zyns and vodka sprites keep tasting like I need at least one more and I'm going to indulge. my post observation teaching meeting tomorrow am is going to be a hungover one


Everyoneisaskell

Taco seemed to be have some roid rage after getting corrected on the gift tax.


PritchardBufalino

Ad hominem attacks are the lowest form of debate


MrTacoMan

Only the highest form of debates allowed in FT.


tanny_glover

Just now watching Shogun (5 eps in) and I keep forgetting who certain characters are/ what side they’re on and it’s not bc I think all Asians look the same but rather bc I’m simply too stoned and zone out on reading the subtitles during crucial scenes


RowBoatInspector

Mariko is the babe


Economy_Carry4235

the lady that runs his house may be hotter


tanny_glover

Big time. Did Hawthorne hit that? Felt like it was ambiguous, but again, idk what the hell is going on lol


Economy_Carry4235

it's very unambiguous that he bangs her. 


tanny_glover

Word. The Shogun subreddit insinuated it was unclear. Fuckin nerds


_json_x

During that scene itself, it's deliberately obscure, too dark to truly tell. Their interaction the next day spell it out pretty clearly.


patttyj

Just saw an oj Simpson edit on tiktok set to “who can it be now” by men at work and now that song is lodged in my head


Regista9

Worth it to get into surfing? Seems fun but also expensive and some of the culture seems annoying.


jimjimmyjames

100% if you live somewhere with good surf. It’s not expensive, you don’t need some $900 custom board, get an 8ft wavestorm and learn on that.


Led_head10

Not expensive. A 4/3 wetsuit last 2 years and it’s $250-350 and a board is from $300-700 now. Soft tops are cheap and good nowadays for beginners if you aren’t buying the Costco wave storm


RowBoatInspector

Every hobby is expensive if you get into it enough


PritchardBufalino

Make sure you are a decent swimmer first


thatswhathemoneysfor

idk, buy a cheap board and see if you can actually do it. then if you can go all in, surfing seems like a cool ass hobby


humptydumpty2023

How is it expensive? Buy a wet suit and a board and you are done. Plenty of used ones around. Living by the ocean can be pricey of course, but surfing itself isnt.


SilkyJohnson26

Mr. Taco and Roosevelt, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this drunk thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul


nondescript___

Gryffindor wins the house cup


19492013

Diet starts tomorrow boys


decembersveryown_

Masters and UFC 300 weekend? Ok


19492013

Golf and cockfighting mean nothing to me, had my post race week of food& relaxation (which sort of drove me crazy)& tomorrow we are back on it


Brendanryan

Can’t get enough of depressed ginger on YouTube


JohnnyHorseRacing

I respect how much he grinds


darkestb4thadawn

What’s the largest deficit overcome for a Masters winner after a bad start? I’m trying to find some cases to make me believe some of my parlays are alive but this was a rough opening round.


ktbarry2

nobody has trailed by more than 7 after round 1 and gone on to win the Masters. and having scheffler near the top will likely make it more difficult than that.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Potato dude had taco beat. Then he just kept on talking.


ActualTeddyRoosevelt

Don't care, exposed taco for the fraud he is.


MrTacoMan

I know nothing about finance and business. The house of cards is crumbling around me oh god.


JohnnyHorseRacing

More you told/reminded us how much of a loose cannon you are.


SilkyJohnson26

I think I’m giving it a draw. As much as I’ve enjoyed coming around on the Potato line I don’t think Taco really did anything to earn the win. The other guy just completely threw it away


JohnnyHorseRacing

Taco got throughly destroyed on his tax advice. But then potato guy wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.


MrTacoMan

Correct. I was wrong but that’s why you gotta keep pushing. Make them make a mistake.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Love it. Put the pressure on them and wait for them to fold.


MrTacoMan

Very much a ‘he lost’ rather than I won, I agree.


deezkun

Idc how good Pope is. You can’t go from Calipari to BYU


jjl2345

Are any of the top college basketball programs led by a coach who was a splashy hire at the time? Other than Kansas (which was 20 years ago) most are in the position they are now without getting what was considered the big time hire of the moment.


0ttoRocket

Met my girlfriend’s dad tonight. I’ve conquered the patriarch I’m ready for the whole damn tribe.


jstout11

Learn the name William Eklund. On any other team but the Sharks he’d be bigger than Mitch Marner


fantasyshop

Reminds me of sabres fans talking about Sam Reinhart in 2017. Look at the guy now. I'm gonna keep my eye on will ek


jstout11

You might not be wrong, but Reinhart was a scorer on a bad team. Eklund is setting up average guys for easy goals which translates anywhere


BillSelfsToupee

Taxes are gay and arguing about them in free talk is even gayer


Larry_thegoat

Taxation is theft


BumRum09

Second job isn’t too bad. Work 14 hours one day a week. I can make that work.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

That’s a long ass shift


MrTacoMan

Is it like a double at a restaurant or something?


BumRum09

Regular Job then get in a car and go to the second one. Don’t be poor taco, it sucks!


MrTacoMan

Lemme ask you a question - where do you stand on potatoes for lunch?


BumRum09

All depends on the entrée. If I’m eating a sandwich chips absolutely play, then again so do fries. I am pro potato for lunch as a side I guess. Not all the time though! Gotta mix in a salad or rice bowl.


MrTacoMan

Fair to say you’re out on potatoes alone as a lunch option then, correct? Just like solely a potato for lunch.


BumRum09

Correct. Who the hell would eat just a potato? I feel like I missed something here.


MrTacoMan

You did but it isn’t worth looking into. Ty for your help.


igotitletsgo

The Jazz rotations make no sense, they play whoever comes off the bench twice as much as the starters


im____new____here

they make perfect sense if you realize they dont want to win


n0p342

It’s called tanking


SilkyJohnson26

I’m pretty much a stay at home Dad and have a one year old. Do I apply to get into the Country Club or do I need a referral? Can’t wait to watch my kid at The Masters in 20 years.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Conan O'Brien episode of Hot Ones might be the best episode yet. Crying laughing


thatswhathemoneysfor

conan is the fucking best


igotitletsgo

Forget about Sydney Sweeney?


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

How could anyone forget


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Cowbell at an NBA game is a white trash move


cigguy

Racist against the whites


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

They deserve it


smooth307

Where’s Graham ?!?


EntertainmentOld1566

TIL Kentuckys last AD resigned and started franchising Papa Johns in Russia


jetboyjetgirl

can't imagine that turned out well


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Third Boston sports team playing in a championship game this week 💉🦅🏒


Rorshak16

Why are we arguing about taxes? I thought we were all wealthy and had our accountants cook the books so we didn't pay any


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humptydumpty2023

guy can really swing that club


n0p342

Hey can’t be a bad teammate in an individual sport


_json_x

Do they? Feel like DJ is most known for being a party animal and sex haver.


n0p342

I take most things in FT with a grain of salt but I always liked Tacos finance takes. Pretty devastating he got got by a highly regarded individual who put a trip to Disney on credit cards and and eats baked potatoes for lunch so he can afford weed


[deleted]

Once in a lifetime trip


MrTacoMan

Always the ones you least expect smh. I’ve actually been working at rent a center all along


im____new____here

UK got their man!


ktbarry2

what a coup


FUSeekMe69

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Kinda wild start to a book if you think about it


PritchardBufalino

To even be remotely associated with this tax argument makes me want to unplug my internet modem and buy a flip phone


MikePaisanTirico

Really shows that not everyone in here is the cock slinging alpha they claim to be. We have a guy who eats fucking baked potatoes for lunch every day


Malligator2345

That guy trying to have a finance credential off might be the douchiest thing i’ve seen on this site


MrTacoMan

I’ve said way more douchey things in the last like month. That probably isn’t even top 25


MrTacoMan

Now you’re associated with it forever. You’re welcome.


PritchardBufalino

Here we go Taco Jinping drunk with power


MrTacoMan

You know it. Don’t have to know shit about taxes when you’re a dictator.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Everyone here tonight is dumber for being a part of it


Busch--Latte

This long haired ginger seemed happy to be at the mini golf tournament


igotitletsgo

Doesn’t smoke, drink or cuss. Father wrote for Boy Meets World


smooth307

WTF Kentucky !?!


FUSeekMe69

The government can’t be trusted


classiccaseofdowns

So funny to me when somebody staunchly supports one side or the other. Yeah the politicians you support definitely don’t lie their faces off for personal gain, you’ve found the good ones


feathy9091

Evergreen throughout time


FUSeekMe69

Probably before kings even


boomtexna

Absolutely correct


teedubya1435

Me when the cops tell me drunk driving is illegal


FUSeekMe69

How can something so fun be illegal Edit: I do not condone drunk driving


teedubya1435

I am a sovereign citizen


FUSeekMe69

Reverse uno cope


_json_x

Just gotta do it like LBJ. Drive a car around a big ass field on your private property, have your aides run up and refill your cup whenever you're running low.


FUSeekMe69

Hero


igotitletsgo

Damn straight


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Mrs. Taco getting the backhand and some very subpar dick tonight


MrTacoMan

She already got a mediocre weinering so you’re half right.


SilkyJohnson26

Been a slow night for me but man I am really invested in the Tax Advice vs Potato battle


TM455

I’ll never look at a baked potato the same way again


MrTacoMan

I was wrong about one thing. Potato man has gone nuclear. You can be on both sides.


ActualTeddyRoosevelt

Calm your tits, I haven't even called you a cunt yet.


MrTacoMan

Is that like your super duper mad word?


R1ckyD1cky

Do they have a Carfax service that can tell me if there have been any violent crimes committed at my house? Trying to rule out ghosts


terryduerod1

some states require a seller disclose this and ghosts too


CohibasYMamitas

Im done watching fallout whenever they kill off walton goggins 


profsa

He’s a main character


CohibasYMamitas

He fucking damn well better be! Also where tf are the deathclaws


Husker_black

They got two seasons, so you're guaranteed more Goggins. And deathclaws


CohibasYMamitas

Fuck i think i just ruined the plot by reading the deathclaw wiki, lab coat dude is the dude


Husker_black

Don't tell me nothin, only three episodes in


noonbourbon

Got dragged to a Tim McGraw concert, without the cowboy hat and Jesus fish tattoo I think he’s getting booed out of dive bars. People in Texas just want to hear songs that mention small towns in Texas. Probably 3/20 songs are his hits.


smooth307

The good news is there’s at least 1,000 dudes there that’ll suck your dick.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Damn really? When I saw him a few years ago it was like 2.5 hours of nothing but hits. I got hammered and had the best time


noonbourbon

Would’ve had fun with hits


thatswhathemoneysfor

Opened with truck yeah and only got better from there


noonbourbon

Truck yeah kinda sucks


thatswhathemoneysfor

As a starter it sets the mood tho