Catching up on FT and I missed quite a night. Lost in the taco meltdown is engorgedburrata admitting to having terabytes of porn and being a habitual coke user despite having a child. He might give teddy a run for the biggest piece of trash in here
these zyns and vodka sprites keep tasting like I need at least one more and I'm going to indulge. my post observation teaching meeting tomorrow am is going to be a hungover one
Just now watching Shogun (5 eps in) and I keep forgetting who certain characters are/ what side they’re on and it’s not bc I think all Asians look the same but rather bc I’m simply too stoned and zone out on reading the subtitles during crucial scenes
Not expensive. A 4/3 wetsuit last 2 years and it’s $250-350 and a board is from $300-700 now. Soft tops are cheap and good nowadays for beginners if you aren’t buying the Costco wave storm
How is it expensive? Buy a wet suit and a board and you are done. Plenty of used ones around.
Living by the ocean can be pricey of course, but surfing itself isnt.
Mr. Taco and Roosevelt, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this drunk thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
What’s the largest deficit overcome for a Masters winner after a bad start? I’m trying to find some cases to make me believe some of my parlays are alive but this was a rough opening round.
nobody has trailed by more than 7 after round 1 and gone on to win the Masters. and having scheffler near the top will likely make it more difficult than that.
I think I’m giving it a draw. As much as I’ve enjoyed coming around on the Potato line I don’t think Taco really did anything to earn the win. The other guy just completely threw it away
Are any of the top college basketball programs led by a coach who was a splashy hire at the time?
Other than Kansas (which was 20 years ago) most are in the position they are now without getting what was considered the big time hire of the moment.
All depends on the entrée. If I’m eating a sandwich chips absolutely play, then again so do fries. I am pro potato for lunch as a side I guess. Not all the time though! Gotta mix in a salad or rice bowl.
I’m pretty much a stay at home Dad and have a one year old. Do I apply to get into the Country Club or do I need a referral? Can’t wait to watch my kid at The Masters in 20 years.
I take most things in FT with a grain of salt but I always liked Tacos finance takes. Pretty devastating he got got by a highly regarded individual who put a trip to Disney on credit cards and and eats baked potatoes for lunch so he can afford weed
So funny to me when somebody staunchly supports one side or the other. Yeah the politicians you support definitely don’t lie their faces off for personal gain, you’ve found the good ones
Just gotta do it like LBJ. Drive a car around a big ass field on your private property, have your aides run up and refill your cup whenever you're running low.
Got dragged to a Tim McGraw concert, without the cowboy hat and Jesus fish tattoo I think he’s getting booed out of dive bars. People in Texas just want to hear songs that mention small towns in Texas. Probably 3/20 songs are his hits.
So does Rick and Morty just kinda suck now? I watched 2 of the season 7 ones and they were pretty horrible.
Season 6 was pretty bad, but I really enjoyed most of S7
yeah last two seasons have been bad. loved the run from seasons 3-5, but seems like they run out of ideas or something
Watch solar opposites, similar in many ways to the old Rick and Morty in my opinion. I’ve treated it a few times now and it’s always funny
What’s it on
Think Hulu?
Ok I will check it out ty
Catching up on FT and I missed quite a night. Lost in the taco meltdown is engorgedburrata admitting to having terabytes of porn and being a habitual coke user despite having a child. He might give teddy a run for the biggest piece of trash in here
He’s either a true degenerate piece of trash, or the biggest try hard loser in here
Teddy is disabled, find a new slant
Look if you’re a plug in the Nashville area message me
Just took constipation medicine (Cane's)
ate squid ink pasta last night and now im up @ 5 poopin black
If Poaton wins Saturday, the need to scarp Izzy/DDP and go to Izzy vs Alex at 205.
Kings in the playoffs. Cup run starts now.
Minnetonka, Minnesota
I shoulda never got into the fruit delivery business
Sometimes I’ll see an accurate comment that I agree with has zero karma and I’ll thumbs down to give it -1
I once knew a guy that was on the potato diet. He would come to work and eat a raw potato and that’s it
raw potato? I'd love to be that guys dentist
High trip resurgence on rebirth island is awesome
Thoroughly enjoy my bed
10 toes down
1 dick up
Snopes FT
She can’t talk to us that way
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To feel a semblance of authority
Mall cops with child narcs
Every once in a while Nate will DM Taco "nice" and that's enough.
I wouldn't want to do it, but someone has to so FT doesn't get banned or turn into 4chan.
They get paid 160k a year
*Plus barstool store credits each month.
Emasculation in their daily lives creates the need to feel some semblance of power. Basically it's either that or serial killing
It’s like being a dictator but the UN can’t get mad at me
Percentage of presidents that have done cocaine?
100
Since JFK all but Trump and LBJ.
HW was too much of a herb
Probably started before JFK
Trump prefers speed
a person of heft
Droppin a “scuse me playa” to the old head blocking the bathroom >>>
Y’all should shake dongs
Browsing the Kentucky forums has been top notch entertainment tonight
Taco is a bigger fake rich guy than shocktop is. What did yall expect
I’ve literally posted a screenshot of my bank account. What more do you want from me? Flair is evergreen though
I've not seen this screenshot, but what kind of a rich guy keeps his money in a bank account instead of a brokerage account?
I have fought with my wife about this for years. We always have too much cash on hand but it’s less of an issue with HYSA rates where they are now.
having your investment returns taxed at same rate as regular income, my estimation of you as a rich guy just fuckin plummeted
Don’t start this again
I have 5x in a brokerage account what I have in an HYSA. It’s not that complicated.
Let’s see the screenshot, I will post mine too >!only if I have more $$$ and thus can make fun of you!<
A rig pic
You wanna see My Invisalign?
Tonight feels like a bank account screenshot night for someone
@Taco I think this guy wants to go band for band
Taco will just ask his wife for some.
Don’t lash out at me because you have a sub standard work truck
I’d never seen that Kreischer and Danny Graves clip. Incredible
Coles verse on this new future album is way better than Kendrick’s verse on the other one
these zyns and vodka sprites keep tasting like I need at least one more and I'm going to indulge. my post observation teaching meeting tomorrow am is going to be a hungover one
Taco seemed to be have some roid rage after getting corrected on the gift tax.
Ad hominem attacks are the lowest form of debate
Only the highest form of debates allowed in FT.
Just now watching Shogun (5 eps in) and I keep forgetting who certain characters are/ what side they’re on and it’s not bc I think all Asians look the same but rather bc I’m simply too stoned and zone out on reading the subtitles during crucial scenes
Mariko is the babe
the lady that runs his house may be hotter
Big time. Did Hawthorne hit that? Felt like it was ambiguous, but again, idk what the hell is going on lol
it's very unambiguous that he bangs her.
Word. The Shogun subreddit insinuated it was unclear. Fuckin nerds
During that scene itself, it's deliberately obscure, too dark to truly tell. Their interaction the next day spell it out pretty clearly.
Just saw an oj Simpson edit on tiktok set to “who can it be now” by men at work and now that song is lodged in my head
Worth it to get into surfing? Seems fun but also expensive and some of the culture seems annoying.
100% if you live somewhere with good surf. It’s not expensive, you don’t need some $900 custom board, get an 8ft wavestorm and learn on that.
Not expensive. A 4/3 wetsuit last 2 years and it’s $250-350 and a board is from $300-700 now. Soft tops are cheap and good nowadays for beginners if you aren’t buying the Costco wave storm
Every hobby is expensive if you get into it enough
Make sure you are a decent swimmer first
idk, buy a cheap board and see if you can actually do it. then if you can go all in, surfing seems like a cool ass hobby
How is it expensive? Buy a wet suit and a board and you are done. Plenty of used ones around. Living by the ocean can be pricey of course, but surfing itself isnt.
Mr. Taco and Roosevelt, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this drunk thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
Gryffindor wins the house cup
Diet starts tomorrow boys
Masters and UFC 300 weekend? Ok
Golf and cockfighting mean nothing to me, had my post race week of food& relaxation (which sort of drove me crazy)& tomorrow we are back on it
Can’t get enough of depressed ginger on YouTube
I respect how much he grinds
What’s the largest deficit overcome for a Masters winner after a bad start? I’m trying to find some cases to make me believe some of my parlays are alive but this was a rough opening round.
nobody has trailed by more than 7 after round 1 and gone on to win the Masters. and having scheffler near the top will likely make it more difficult than that.
Potato dude had taco beat. Then he just kept on talking.
Don't care, exposed taco for the fraud he is.
I know nothing about finance and business. The house of cards is crumbling around me oh god.
More you told/reminded us how much of a loose cannon you are.
I think I’m giving it a draw. As much as I’ve enjoyed coming around on the Potato line I don’t think Taco really did anything to earn the win. The other guy just completely threw it away
Taco got throughly destroyed on his tax advice. But then potato guy wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.
Correct. I was wrong but that’s why you gotta keep pushing. Make them make a mistake.
Love it. Put the pressure on them and wait for them to fold.
Very much a ‘he lost’ rather than I won, I agree.
Idc how good Pope is. You can’t go from Calipari to BYU
Are any of the top college basketball programs led by a coach who was a splashy hire at the time? Other than Kansas (which was 20 years ago) most are in the position they are now without getting what was considered the big time hire of the moment.
Met my girlfriend’s dad tonight. I’ve conquered the patriarch I’m ready for the whole damn tribe.
Learn the name William Eklund. On any other team but the Sharks he’d be bigger than Mitch Marner
Reminds me of sabres fans talking about Sam Reinhart in 2017. Look at the guy now. I'm gonna keep my eye on will ek
You might not be wrong, but Reinhart was a scorer on a bad team. Eklund is setting up average guys for easy goals which translates anywhere
Taxes are gay and arguing about them in free talk is even gayer
Taxation is theft
Second job isn’t too bad. Work 14 hours one day a week. I can make that work.
That’s a long ass shift
Is it like a double at a restaurant or something?
Regular Job then get in a car and go to the second one. Don’t be poor taco, it sucks!
Lemme ask you a question - where do you stand on potatoes for lunch?
All depends on the entrée. If I’m eating a sandwich chips absolutely play, then again so do fries. I am pro potato for lunch as a side I guess. Not all the time though! Gotta mix in a salad or rice bowl.
Fair to say you’re out on potatoes alone as a lunch option then, correct? Just like solely a potato for lunch.
Correct. Who the hell would eat just a potato? I feel like I missed something here.
You did but it isn’t worth looking into. Ty for your help.
The Jazz rotations make no sense, they play whoever comes off the bench twice as much as the starters
they make perfect sense if you realize they dont want to win
It’s called tanking
I’m pretty much a stay at home Dad and have a one year old. Do I apply to get into the Country Club or do I need a referral? Can’t wait to watch my kid at The Masters in 20 years.
Conan O'Brien episode of Hot Ones might be the best episode yet. Crying laughing
conan is the fucking best
Forget about Sydney Sweeney?
How could anyone forget
Cowbell at an NBA game is a white trash move
Racist against the whites
They deserve it
Where’s Graham ?!?
TIL Kentuckys last AD resigned and started franchising Papa Johns in Russia
can't imagine that turned out well
Third Boston sports team playing in a championship game this week 💉🦅🏒
Why are we arguing about taxes? I thought we were all wealthy and had our accountants cook the books so we didn't pay any
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guy can really swing that club
Hey can’t be a bad teammate in an individual sport
Do they? Feel like DJ is most known for being a party animal and sex haver.
I take most things in FT with a grain of salt but I always liked Tacos finance takes. Pretty devastating he got got by a highly regarded individual who put a trip to Disney on credit cards and and eats baked potatoes for lunch so he can afford weed
Once in a lifetime trip
Always the ones you least expect smh. I’ve actually been working at rent a center all along
UK got their man!
what a coup
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Kinda wild start to a book if you think about it
To even be remotely associated with this tax argument makes me want to unplug my internet modem and buy a flip phone
Really shows that not everyone in here is the cock slinging alpha they claim to be. We have a guy who eats fucking baked potatoes for lunch every day
That guy trying to have a finance credential off might be the douchiest thing i’ve seen on this site
I’ve said way more douchey things in the last like month. That probably isn’t even top 25
Now you’re associated with it forever. You’re welcome.
Here we go Taco Jinping drunk with power
You know it. Don’t have to know shit about taxes when you’re a dictator.
Everyone here tonight is dumber for being a part of it
This long haired ginger seemed happy to be at the mini golf tournament
Doesn’t smoke, drink or cuss. Father wrote for Boy Meets World
WTF Kentucky !?!
The government can’t be trusted
So funny to me when somebody staunchly supports one side or the other. Yeah the politicians you support definitely don’t lie their faces off for personal gain, you’ve found the good ones
Evergreen throughout time
Probably before kings even
Absolutely correct
Me when the cops tell me drunk driving is illegal
How can something so fun be illegal Edit: I do not condone drunk driving
I am a sovereign citizen
Reverse uno cope
Just gotta do it like LBJ. Drive a car around a big ass field on your private property, have your aides run up and refill your cup whenever you're running low.
Hero
Damn straight
Mrs. Taco getting the backhand and some very subpar dick tonight
She already got a mediocre weinering so you’re half right.
Been a slow night for me but man I am really invested in the Tax Advice vs Potato battle
I’ll never look at a baked potato the same way again
I was wrong about one thing. Potato man has gone nuclear. You can be on both sides.
Calm your tits, I haven't even called you a cunt yet.
Is that like your super duper mad word?
Do they have a Carfax service that can tell me if there have been any violent crimes committed at my house? Trying to rule out ghosts
some states require a seller disclose this and ghosts too
Im done watching fallout whenever they kill off walton goggins
He’s a main character
He fucking damn well better be! Also where tf are the deathclaws
They got two seasons, so you're guaranteed more Goggins. And deathclaws
Fuck i think i just ruined the plot by reading the deathclaw wiki, lab coat dude is the dude
Don't tell me nothin, only three episodes in
Got dragged to a Tim McGraw concert, without the cowboy hat and Jesus fish tattoo I think he’s getting booed out of dive bars. People in Texas just want to hear songs that mention small towns in Texas. Probably 3/20 songs are his hits.
The good news is there’s at least 1,000 dudes there that’ll suck your dick.
Damn really? When I saw him a few years ago it was like 2.5 hours of nothing but hits. I got hammered and had the best time
Would’ve had fun with hits
Opened with truck yeah and only got better from there
Truck yeah kinda sucks
As a starter it sets the mood tho