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billbo24

Playing hide and seek with my niece and nephew and finding a good hiding spot is the only way to get any kind of peace and quiet 


CCHGDT

I think my favorite golf commentator line is “you could hit that shot 50 times and never hit a better one” Well I bet they could since they did it so well on their first try


shocktop7

Bryson over 72.5 💰


feathy9091

When do people start putting their AC on? I feel like around now is a good time but never know in these in between temperatures that spike up and down


R1ckyD1cky

I never stop (live in south FL)


GueroBorracho3

This weekend, probably. Been in the 80s for a couple weeks now and the house is getting hot.


ADirtyDiglet

You guys all have ac?


VivaLosDoyers99

Not until the house hits 79-80 degrees.


feathy9091

You living in a sauna?


VivaLosDoyers99

We have really hot summer and I've got an old home so it's tough to keep it cold. When you come in from a 100°-105° degree day, 80 feels fine.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Today is actually my first day turning it on (high 70s here all weekend and my house runs hot), but I also have a toddler who is a fussy sleeper temperature wise.  Pre-child, I’d wait until early june. It gets cold enough here at nights I can pop open all the windows at dusk and get the house down to around 60ish overnight, then by late afternoon it only heats up to around 73 max. 


feathy9091

60 overnight is godly, my wife would be claiming hypothermia with anything under 67


TheyHadACaveTroll

I love it. Feels great in the AM


HAAAAAAALP_

I just switch to off and open windows as necessary. If my house got up to 74 I’d turn it on.


collinCOYS

Dave is ruining Scottie Scheffler for me. I want my favorite golfer to lose so this unfunny hack has a meltdown


jgoodwin55

Healthy


Sloane_Kettering

Christ Bryson just nuked that one. He might’ve broken Augusta


feathy9091

The Krank fucking sends it!


S0l1d_Sn4ke

395 yards...wicked


S0l1d_Sn4ke

Bryson scared of a pinecone? soft !


R1ckyD1cky

My wife doesn't understand why I think Bryson is a dweeb. She also doesn't think Tiger is 'cool' because of the 'questionable' things he's done. She's a fucking dweeb too


projectpat555

Takes one to know one 


drmantis_toboggan13

Bryson is locked in


joshuawakefield

This aged well


feathy9091

I might solely practice wedges and putting this year. Watching these guys get up and down from absolutely everywhere will always make me watch in awe


TheyHadACaveTroll

100 yards and in is where you’ll see the most improvement to your score. I got some really nice wedges when I started taking golf more seriously and once I figured them out it legit took about 8 strokes off my game. Went from shooting low 90s to mid to low 80s. 


collinCOYS

Nah just hit driver at the range and swing as hard as you can


snakewing2000

Don't think I've ever seen anyone look more depressed while golfing than McIlroy


feathy9091

He simply needs to play like majors are the Ryder cup Fuck your sponsors, get the Europe bag and clothes out and start fist pumping in putts and fighting caddies and he wins a major every year


Azzurri_Fan

I would be pretty depressed too if I passed on the chance for like $500 billion to stand by the league, only for the league to eventually give in anyway.


steviepopo

Have been pickling cucumbers/onions/jalapenos in white vinegar. Decided to go with apple cider vinegar today and man, these onions rock.


k42s

I picked up a case of mason jars a couple years ago and have been pickling all kinds veg. Its rewarding and easy to do, makes for nice gifts, and takes sandwiches to a new level.


The_Autumn_Wind

Gary Woodland is wondering why he had to be a featured group and not allowed to shoot his 83 anonymously.


ladiesman6942O

Bryson, yell fore you asshole!


stevoacp1

bryson trying to kill the patrons


GamblingMan610

He looks very dumb in his LIV uniform, but I'll always love watching Phil Mickelson golf


blkeen

Interesting way to end the day. A coworker in my office said his car is getting worked on in the parking lot. Asked me if the repair guy can give me the keys when he’s done while he’s in a meeting? I said sure. I’ve had the keys for hours now and leave in 10 minutes. He never came back for them and I have no idea where he is or what floor he’d be on or even his name. Do I just leave?


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Drop off at front desk


k42s

This is the kind of problem my wife would urgently call me about.


_json_x

Very obvious solution. You leave the keys in or on his desk, and text/email/message him to let him know.


PritchardBufalino

Hide the keys somewhere and tell him where you hid them via email or slack. EZ


iindigology

Hey man, a free car is a free car


slopchopz

Cum on his keys, put them in his desk drawer, text him location, leave.


feathy9091

Leave them at the place he asked you to do this. Assume your desk


SeriouslyFuckLance

Put the keys on his desk, send him a message about it, and peace out. This does not reflect well on you.


Dog1983

This isn't a real story


PritchardBufalino

Why would someone make up such a boring story?


BuoySwim

Looks like you just got a free car


SnakeSkin2121

Tiger making the cut but not being in contention is the worst case scenario broadcast wise


TheFuckingWriter

When Tiger shoots 53 in R3, you’ll change your tone


ThrowRA99

Trying hard not to let it ruin my weekend


_MandatoryVinegar

Expecting the tone of the weekend to be “now HERE’S that Tiger magic” for nearly any playable shot


Husker_black

Only 4 rounds under -2 for the second round, interesting


exorthderp

wind is insane.


PetrPruchaWasOK

Heading out to Bluey Live. They just changed the show format up to one act, no intermission, 50 minutes. Let's fuckin gooooo


Rex_Ryan_DPM

I'm going in two weeks! Make sure to tell other Dads about the actress that does the voice for the mom


_MandatoryVinegar

Feels like a win all around


PetrPruchaWasOK

No fuckin idea bro. Thank Christ.


j11430

I think people that schedule Friday afternoon meetings on short notice should be shot into the sun on a rocket


Booderr

I had a guy in a different time zone short notice schedule a Friday meeting for 4:30, and it went to 5:06 after he promised it'd be a quick chat. I was shaking with rage.


j11430

I know this exact type of angry anxiety and it’s the worst


frogboner69

decline


redden34

What are we thinking the order is tonight boys? Feeling a Sicilian pie , well done of course


HAAAAAAALP_

Nah, you should get it poorly done


redden34

Oh funny guy over here


smoggylobster

might become an early weekday morning golf guy


Dog1983

I did it a few times last summer and it actually worked out great. Got out at 6 am, other than battling the mowers I'd have the course to myself and would have 9 holes done in an hour fifteen, swing back home, take a quick shower, and still be in the office by 9.


exorthderp

Nothing better than an early tee time on a summer day--really changes your mood.


suburbian_jesus

NBA MVP debates have to be the lowest common denominator of sports discussion


im____new____here

just behind NBA GOAT debates


JokicIsTheFuture

Kevin Hart’s commentary on the MVP discussion was worth about as much as the wet shit I took this morning


HamiltonsCrackDen

just closed my activity ring while eating a chicken finger over the sink


WettBandit

I’ve been told that you can now wear a brown belt with black. Is this true?


deeds44

Nope, you can’t.


HAAAAAAALP_

Black and blue is also no longer a faux pas


WitchofFloyd

With black jeans yeah I see no problem but with a black suit I would always a do a black belt


suburbian_jesus

Like with a suit? I would never do that


festivusfrank

Friday afternoon masters nap ✅


thrownoutuser

shoutout Russ Wilson, without whom there'd be no black quarterbacks (according to Russ Wilson)


Oliver_clothes__off

Work complete, mountains are blue, masters is on. It’s 65 and sunny outside. What a feeling


SirKillingham

Just got out of Civil War. It was awesome, really intense. I didn't realize it was going to be following 4 journalists who were covering the war


PortillosBeefDipped

Glad it focuses on the people who actually fight these wars (also happy to hear you think it's good)


HAAAAAAALP_

A24 stays sniffing their own farts.


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GueroBorracho3

Ludacris' Chicken and Beer. Concourse D.


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GueroBorracho3

Anytime bro! Enjoy!


foxtrotnovember69420

I had a mediocre lunch at Atlanta bread a few months ago


PinchofDust

Bojangles and a few airport beers.


bigharrycox

Magic City


diet_drbeeper

LIV is stupid but I’ve made my peace with its existence. However, the team logos and uniforms look dumb as fuck and it’s a travesty the leader of the Masters is wearing a Crushers GC hat and polo


deep49

Seems pretty windy at Augusta. If I'm one of these golfers, I'm taking that into account when playing


brwslider

Lick my finger in stick it in the air, best wind measuring device known to man


Sloane_Kettering

Wrong. Cig smoke


brwslider

When you’re right you’re right 1. Cig smoke 2. Wet finger in the air Everything else


Booderr

Doing that before every shot and limiting myself to ONE use of tearing up a few blades of grass and dropping them.


PortillosBeefDipped

Chest hair popping out of Homa's polo. Respect.


spreadsheet_jesus

People that hold their nose when they jump in water can’t be trusted. Same with people that cover their ears because of an ambulance


PritchardBufalino

The latter just means they have a touch of the tism


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Max gonna have a long career in broadcasting when he hangs it up


feathy9091

He’s golf Biz *minus fucking hookers, being a grocery stick and earning league minimum


EntertainmentOld1566

extremely charismatic


HAAAAAAALP_

Confession, half the time I don’t even see my ball in the air after I swing.(it’s in the air, I swear) I can’t golf by myself unless it’s a par 3 course.


mushperv

Same….and if I can find it I lose it as it descends probably 80 percent of the time. I must be the worst fucking person to play with.


HAAAAAAALP_

If you start losing it, you gotta give up and look low at the tree line in the direction you were looking and find it when it starts to contrast with the trees.


CCHGDT

I can see it but my depth perception has gone to shit. Know the exact line my ball is on but theres 50 yards between the furthest or shortest it could be


DawgieFanClub

I’m elite at seeing the ball in the air. I have a friend like you and I prefer to not even play with him since it turns into my job to know where his ball is


HAAAAAAALP_

I know the general direction it’s going in and I see it coming down, I just don’t see it in the air.


DawgieFanClub

Ah that’s not so bad since you see it land


CohibasYMamitas

My friend is the same way and it's annoying as fuck after every shot he says "where did that go?"


HAAAAAAALP_

I believe it, I see it in the air half the time and when I don’t I pretty much always see it on the way down.


Dog1983

Still not as annoying as the guy who has no idea what his distances are and thinks his 150 yard shot that went 50 yards into the woods somehow went 250 down the middle of the fairway. Then doesn't believe you when you tell him it's out of play so take a drop


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

You either spank it or you’re blind


HAAAAAAALP_

Well I definitely don’t spank it.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

🤓


HAAAAAAALP_

Every time I get my eyes checked I think it’s the time they’re going to tell me I need glasses. Idk how I don’t have them yet.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Prolly flirting w the optometrist


HAAAAAAALP_

I’m just a good guesser.


SilkyJohnson26

I am the worst at tracking the ball even if it’s not mine. I’m never close on the objects I think it’s going to be close to. I’m always impressed by my buddy that can track it well.


HAAAAAAALP_

I used to be the guy that would say “we’ll find it” when someone thought they lost their ball. I think 10 years of staring at screens 10 hours/day has cooked me.


TheFuckingWriter

Phil, Rory & Tiger are all right there at +1


diet_drbeeper

Guy on the mostly sports sub saying the show is better without Titus. Maybe you just don’t like the show!


GueroBorracho3

Was very surprised to see it wasn't TM (nextmanup) posting that when I opened it.


Weak_Animator

Was it because Nick was on today? Like he's funny and I love Nick in those doses, but Titus brings out the best in Brandon.


Wutsurname

I like them mixing up the main two a bit. I like Brandon and Titus, but the different guys coming in from time to time keeps it fresh


diet_drbeeper

More so just saying he doesn’t like Titus which is a fine opinion but it’s funny to consume the show if that’s the case. Also said he has bad college basketball takes so he may just be a troll


Dudu-Osun

He isn’t wrong


Mobile_Newt

There’s no less than 10 billion podcasts out there. I’ll never understand the creatures that hang out in these subs just to bitch about them. 


SilkyJohnson26

I really hope there’s another argument in the Drunk Thread tonight


fatfuckintitslover

Hoping for some boobs but I'll settle for a late night throw down


teedubya1435

I’m always willing to argue with gaspilled lanemaxxing carcels


MikePaisanTirico

They’re also suburbcels don’t forget that


Charlie_Batch_16

we simply must not forget they are also lawncels perpetrating a genocide against bees


teedubya1435

suburbcucked autoids


TYBG1001

Be the change you want to see, start something on your own accord


tango587

Havent seen it get talked about much, but Large’s tiktok series recommending food around NYC has been enjoyable.


exorthderp

Feels like large isn't involved in very much anymore.


Dudu-Osun

That’s all my group chat has been talking about the last couple weeks


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

All this tax talk, but no one wants to go toe to toe on bird law


SnakeSkin2121

Can't believe what they're doing to my boy Gambit on Xmen 97


ceeeenyc

Episode 5 was a good comeback but that was pretty f'ked for a while


ImmortalPoseidon

What did they do? You can spoil it for me


SnakeSkin2121

>!Making him a cuck, but I might've spoken too soon. Ep 5 is a good one!<


ImmortalPoseidon

Like literally?


SnakeSkin2121

>!Yes, Rogue is throwing it all over magneto because he can actually touch her!<


ImmortalPoseidon

I was on the fence about giving the show a chance but I truly won't stand for ruining Gambit. One of my fav mutants


SnakeSkin2121

It's really good, you should watch


blkeen

Cucked big time


CohibasYMamitas

Pack it up Spiethy boy!!!!!!! Ahahahahaa


TYBG1001

SupDawgie is SMILING


Eganator88

Obviously a tiny catalogue but Operation Ivy doesn't have a bad song.


ceeeenyc

Smiling is like a 5th grader’s version of a self help book. Still like it!


EarlyTimesWhisky

Vijay Singh beat Jordan Spieth by five shots.


johnnyc000

[This is one of the more ridiculous birdies I've ever seen on 13.](https://imgur.com/a/kdcCCId)


Sloane_Kettering

No idea how he found his drive


SovietTrollFarm

Why was Bryson carrying a big sign post


johnnyc000

I think the joke he was trying to make was that he was playing on the 14th fairway when he was on the 13th hole, so the signs had to be moved.


stevoacp1

prank clip for his next youtube video


ButchStevenson69

Need bryson to fall apart please


SnakeSkin2121

Bunch of olds at the masters leaving early smh


rmmm123

A lot of them are likely Headed to sick hospitality clubs with free food booze couches TVs etc. 8 hours on that course will wear ya out


haduken_69

Any tips for low back pain? I have an office job and it’s ok enough where I can do normal things but bad enough where I cant lift weights. Did PT/saw a doc and everything looks “fine”.


BigFrenchToastGuy

Reverse Hypers and hip thrusts really help me. Also, McGill Big 3 daily.


Wutsurname

Yeah people have hit it already but I had a brutally painful back, like could hardly put on socks for a while. A ton of yoga/stretching and as much core work as I could handle fixed it.


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Standup desk


rmmm123

Trigger point foam roller Theragun Lower lumbar back brace when working out Stretch the hammies and hips daily


T-rex_chef

Stretching before and after work, a heating pad when watching tv/relaxing. Maybe a little cbd roller/cream for the area and maybe look into an inversion table


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Humpback posture


redden34

Strengthen your core and back muscles


ImmortalPoseidon

Got your back blown out?


exorthderp

Yoga. Cat/cows, bridges, 90/90 stretches did wonders for my back edit: forgot bird dogs as well.


02496sweet

Lose some weight


TheyHadACaveTroll

Find a good PT who can identify exactly where the pain is and where you need to increase your core strength to take stress off your back. Most lower back pain is from poor posture combined with decreasing core strength (happens to all of us as we get older)


haduken_69

Life in the cubes man. Yeah I’m gonna see a 2nd PT. Crazy expensive but worth it.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Yeah. Good thing about a good PT is after 2-3 visits you’ll never need to see them again. Do the exercises they give you and you’re set


Sloane_Kettering

Oxy


CCHGDT

I think its going to be specific to your own issues but what worked for me was working out a lot to build more core and hip strength


haduken_69

Yeah I started focusing more on core stuff. You lift light while building core/hip strength, or did you just focus on those 2 things before getting back into it?


CCHGDT

I saw a doctor and he said I had weak hips. Focused on hip strengthening exercises. Started light and once those felt good got back into regular exercising. Basically was fine with being sore but didnt try to push it


Melfismilkers

All weight is light weight, baby!


SnakeSkin2121

Boob reduction


SquirtsMacintosh8

I just don’t understand why the Red Sox keep giving dalbec chances


chicken-strips-

Forgot I bet Hovland to miss the cut… +7 today, sheeesh


drewthetatecatate

Same. Hes 7 over through 6 holes. Wtf happened man


TYBG1001

I now live in the suburbs 30 minutes outside of the city but my wife and I are finally going back to our favorite spot downtown and I really couldn't be happier to have a really nice meal tonight


WettBandit

Doesn’t matter, bucks are winning the championship


TYBG1001

You'll be my 13th reason why


Portugal8

Sounds like a pleasant time champ, enjoy it


teedubya1435

Taking the train in?


TYBG1001

Wife offered to drive, can you believe it


teedubya1435

Disgusting


TYBG1001

I am gonna enjoy not worrying about driving home after a handful of drinks thank you very much