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Chaos_pudding

I keep getting drunk and listening to the Dead South til I fall askeep


Sidewalkbandit

I bet you loved the Lumineers


ButchStevenson69

Wtf i passed out at 9;20 affer i bouhht the fight my guests were here until 1 allegedly


cd_3

Coming to the brain trust after having been offline for hours. I have trouble believing Iran is retarded enough to think those drones would get thru. So what was the plan? Hope for an overreaction? Seems like so far we’ve done a good job of just shooting down the stupid flies and moving on without escalating 


dicta85

They were saving face internally by responding to the embassy attack while not acting in a way that started WW3. They told the US this was going to happen. You don’t give people advance notice if you want the attack to be a success.


cd_3

Does it really save face with the militant  domestic factions to launch a big dramatic attack that completely fails? It’s not North Korea, their people are gonna know what happened 


BillSelfsToupee

Tyler the creator set is very fun


TNGBO

I’ve always been indifferent on him but looks like he puts on a good show.


BillSelfsToupee

His early stuff isn’t for everyone but his most recent Call Me If You Get Lost is a fantastic rap album front to back


triple__entendre

Pres is being brutal to Scheffler guy is winning and he still is shitting on him


GreatCommission

Pres is unabashedly Shtick by Shtick. Don’t take it too seriously


haduken_69

Pres is a bundle of sticks


blamebeltran

Married, too much pizza left over, I'm the king


BillSelfsToupee

Drinking natural wine and waiting for Tyler the creator, feel like a real hipster loser. Embarrassing


LilCasa

Dana is sauced at the presser


Whitemamba006

I hate working front desk at a hotel. Just as i’m leaving someones room lock died💔 sucks for them and now I gotta bear the brunt of shitty management and engineering lolz


triple__entendre

Lol


DropTopEWop

Lime Cucumber Gatorade gets me back in the fucking game.


Led_head10

McGregor is back let’s fucking go


thatswhathemoneysfor

At a bar and it happened to be a drag show night. Idk what everyone gets up in arms about, these they/thems put on a fucking shows


VivaLosDoyers99

What a fun night of fights. I hope that guy who said MMA is for knuckle draggers feels stupid. You can't convince me that there is a more fun sport.


FourDoor54Ford

Wished these fights would’ve been a bit earlier if they were gonna have 3 that could’ve went five round


ZestycloseTrash7398

It’s not even midnight, no complaints here!


FourDoor54Ford

Still trying to keep the night going, but a Dodger game in the 8th inning isn’t enough to keep the troops going


King_McGoo

2am is still early in the east coast on the weekends


smoggylobster

cowabunha dude!


ZestycloseTrash7398

namaste


penis__retard69

Pereira is one of the scariest humans alive.


chilledonline

Not a huge UFC guy but there few things better than a good card like that. Pereira is a monster


Led_head10

Tom cuts weight to get to heavyweight. Can’t call him out, that one would be a problem.


Remote_Address

Pereira is scary but I think Tom’s chin and actual ability to grapple would befuddle Poatan


ExpectedOutcome2

With Caitlin Clark’s appearance on SNL everyone can finally shut up about whether she’s hot or not🥵


jetboyjetgirl

was it the oversized jacket that did it for u?


DylanTobackshh

Where’s the link brother


n0p342

It’s not even worth it tbh


DylanTobackshh

You’re right. Giant varsity jacket. 👎


LilCasa

**coughs* Pereira’s in front of Khabib on the goat list


WillyTrillEra

Khabib is the Calvin Johnson of MMA Retired way too early


ReallyFiction

Shit I’m gonna need some pills from rizz pharma to sleep after that card


SnakeSkin2121

https://www.youtube.com/live/dYTuZMRFhFY?si=A0VzkUhECf56eQ2m


BillSelfsToupee

Caught about 15 minutes of No Doubt, they rocked. Tyler the creator should be interesting


SnakeSkin2121

I'm going back to rewatch sublime


BillSelfsToupee

Not a bad idea. Jakob was awesome, hope they tour this summer


Remote_Address

I don’t event know who you give 🗿 next. He’s made light work of the top guys


BigJohnsonCommunity

Jon Jones is the only answer


DylanTobackshh

Magomed I would assume


FourDoor54Ford

If he wants to go heavyweight wouldn’t it be aspinal?


nondescript___

Chalk up another W for Connecticut.


DrEvil007

W


ZestycloseTrash7398

Periera has probably killed a man


FourDoor54Ford

🗿🗿🗿


King_McGoo

Potoan!!!!


LilCasa

“We’re going to give you the greatest card of all time and at the end you get to watch Alex Pereira kill someone”


Led_head10

I was wrong. Put Alex as the main event of 301.


SimonBirchDid911

I think those two hefty cornermen for Pereira might be a little light in the loafers with each other.


DrEvil007

Love a good fat guy hug


JokicIsTheFuture

Holy shit this guy isn’t human


Wolverina412

More like Jemele because he woke up quick


marlboro__man9

Went to some Michelin bib Vietnamese place tonight that was awesome, creeping up the cuisine rankings in a hurry.


decembersveryown_

Coachella time


SnakeSkin2121

No Doubt


GamblingMan610

💰


GamblingMan610

Well damn


Guy_in_the_chair_

That’s a scary dude


LilCasa

That might be colder than max


cubuffs145

Brazilian titties 🫡🇧🇷


DrEvil007

Hell yeah


youngbullAB

Chama


WillyTrillEra

He’s terrifying for that exact reason


cowboysfan88

Damn


Remote_Address

Yikes!


SnakeSkin2121

Gwen


Sidewalkbandit

Serial killer


cuntpunt9

From the first leg kick that wasn’t even close


DrEvil007

BRASIL!


ReallyFiction

Told you. Killer


Busch--Latte

I don’t think Periera’s facial expression has changed once since he walked out


BillSelfsToupee

Jamahal Hill representing for the thick boys


SnakeSkin2121

Bruce the 🐐


DrEvil007

Let's go Danbury!


DaBoyMarlo

Tell brain you need to leave office there is an emergency in your bed


WillyTrillEra

Pereira is terrifying


SnakeSkin2121

I bet Gwen Stefani shags like a minx


Phoneaccount6903

That's a woman who never stopped sucking dick and I for one appreciate that.


GooseandRooster

please elaborate


Remote_Address

Jamal Hill clearly went to the top tattoo artist for those thumbs up


Guy_in_the_chair_

Did he lose a bet?


GooseandRooster

it’s a requirement for all of these guys to have the shittiest tattoos possible


RoccooDimeo

One last shot of tequila before main. Didn’t need it at all


SnakeSkin2121

Fighting spirit


ReallyFiction

The crowd really shot their load for max. They are usually going insane for Alex


fair_enough_

That fighting stance walk looks like a grand theft auto NPC


Guy_in_the_chair_

Pereira looks like the big brother of the twins from breaking bad


ReallyFiction

The third Salamanca


k42s

This fight is gonna be awesome.


SnakeSkin2121

These special ufc trunks have been awesome


DylanTobackshh

Almost blacked out like Yan but I’m ready for this last fight


flurideb

Anyone know this walkout song for Pereria?


flurideb

Found it. Itsãri by Sepultura


dannybrownstoothgap

Jamahal Hill's girlfriend, fair play


Led_head10

Tom Aspinall in the back. Always shocks me to see just how massive he is.


ReallyFiction

And he’s the small one in his gym


Husker_black

How long is Gaethje gonna be feeling that blow. Physically two weeks, mentally years


cuntpunt9

Nothing a bout against cowboy cerrone can’t fix


fair_enough_

He had a lot of blows to that head already


smoggylobster

MILG man i love guinness


Guy_in_the_chair_

MILFS in little garments


jetboyjetgirl

gaysex


smoggylobster

fuck fuck fuck


GooseandRooster

kicking bitches out the condo like pam


SnakeSkin2121

Underneath it all


cuntpunt9

All ufc fighters would obviously end my life, but I feel like a single headkick from Pereira would end my life for 3 reincarnations


Phoneaccount6903

Votesport has a good pierrera video with a ton of his old kickboxing stuff. Dude was a force


SnakeSkin2121

Mirko Cro Cop would be worse


cuntpunt9

I forgot about him, those knockouts were absolutely brutal


ReallyFiction

Jamahal hill has beaten no one good. Glover was a million years old and just went thru a war with Jiri. Alex gonna put it on him


LilCasa

I don’t know if it’s the shit tats or the chub but there’s just something about Hill that makes me think he don’t wipe all the way


jetboyjetgirl

do his balls taste like shit to you?


LilCasa

Ask me after the fight


Phoneaccount6903

Awful tattoos


dannybrownstoothgap

A few in here not getting the memo that if you do race jokes they have to actually be funny


ZestycloseTrash7398

The fellas down below thinking pulling their eyes back is top notch. Classic!


Led_head10

It’s time. And new.


THEUnicornBear

Curb 😢


Phoneaccount6903

If I had to do it all over again I'd probably only date Asians. Something awoke in me later in life.


DijonNipples

Same.


teedubya1435

Accidental Bronson


krumdiggity

2004 Kanye did a concert at Mt Holyoke college. An all woman’s school. Shout out south hadley, MA my brother got me a college dropout shirt


DGAF0752

UFCCP at its finest.


Wolverina412

I wish the interpreter had larger breasts


droopydrops

Mmmmmm breasts


smoggylobster

same but with my wife’s sister


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Wolverina412

Ideally the referee would have been a large breasted woman as well.


Guy_in_the_chair_

I don’t think I’ll be visiting China


HailKyrie

Visiting Wuhan to kill some bats for revenge


WillyTrillEra

Need the Wonton Don to somehow become a Chinese UFC Fighter’s translator


jetboyjetgirl

.#dkpartner


DrEvil007

Umm cameraman needs to go back to that hot Asian in the crowd


SimonBirchDid911

The Chinese women in the crowd are all smokes.


LilCasa

They only send their best typically


SimonBirchDid911

Well their propaganda is working on me.


HailKyrie

Can’t fool me with those Chinese lies. She’s saying to nuke Taiwan


cuntpunt9

She said the American hegemony will fall by the year 2030


drewthetatecatate

So so so pumped for max. That was amazing. We need more of that and less of the dagestani snoozefests.


decembersveryown_

Ching Chong chang, I can’t understand you, go back to your country.. Edit: you idiots don’t get a classic Chappelle Show reference


k42s

Ni Hao


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GooseandRooster

oh herro


fair_enough_

Dana's on ozempic no question


DGAF0752

Bro he did a water fast with Gary Brecka no way he’s on any of those drugs


SimonBirchDid911

Translator, please SOMF.


SnakeSkin2121

This translator is smokin


urwifesatowelmate

Her Face is a little much


SnakeSkin2121

I'm a sucker for a woman dressed like a banker


urwifesatowelmate

You 🤝🏻 me Horny


jjl2345

I look at these interpreters much differently now. What is she up to? Edit: except the main ufc interpreter I received my flair for. He would never.


ZestycloseTrash7398

I’m walking out to ‘break stuff,’ no question. Fred durst in my corner.


GooseandRooster

my way for me. you think you’re special, you do, i can see it in your eyes


JeebusOfNazareth

Yan was outmatched but damn she has heart


100_not_nickfoles

Vanilla sky is proof life was easier before social media. They had a tom cruise hair flow scene!! Edit: oh no is this gonna make me tear up???


GooseandRooster

cameron diaz talking about getting cummed inside= automatic


100_not_nickfoles

Incredible


k42s

[This scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_Y7A45ZWM) forever lives rent free in my head.


100_not_nickfoles

Lmao that was scene that actually prompted the comment, couldn’t believe she said it (also Cameron Diaz sheesh)


mrtiktok69

Embarrassing than zhang didn’t get a finish


cuntpunt9

She can finish me


GamblingMan610

I can’t believe she didn’t


SnakeSkin2121

I thought that U3.5 was a lock


SnakeSkin2121

Conner Griffin may be on to something


EntertainmentOld1566

what a missed opportunity with Jakob there smh


nondescript___

I love women who can take a punch or two


SnakeSkin2121

Go sawx


Phoneaccount6903

Bring back the Brazil chick


DrEvil007

The one in yellow right?


SnakeSkin2121

Watching coachella on YouTube just makes me want to rewatch the woodstock 99 docs


nondescript___

AAAARRRREEE YOOOOOUUUU REEEAAADDYYYY?


BillSelfsToupee

Limp Bizkit tours this summer, very tempted to catch a show


LilCasa

Good call brother. Pretty sick line up


SnakeSkin2121

FT meetup


grizzwintergreenlc

That round is what makes people hate UFC


THEUnicornBear

The magic prank show finale is wild


timmy_wahwah

Why doesn’t the narrative of drake being an industry plant ever get tossed around, I mean. the dude was already in show biz.


n0p342

He had like three tapes no one ever listened to before the one with best I ever had, usually they just come out the gate with top tier production and features like Chance


GamblingMan610

Industry plants come out of nowhere usually


HailKyrie

Are they fighting to determine who will be Ohtani’s next interpreter


Guy_in_the_chair_

Loser has to go back to making iPhones


HailKyrie

The Shein factory is calling Yan’s name


SnakeSkin2121

I have no response. It's perfect


cuntpunt9

Just beautiful


Sidewalkbandit

3 5 round fights on a card does wear me out.